Topic: Nightmare Battle

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: Considering that nearly 4 months have passed since the last part of the saga,I would have to give my contribution

*Just before Sandstorm can deliver sweet vengeance upon Ataru,a giant man sporting a kung fu suit and a katana arrives to the strange room*



Unknown: Who dares disturb the slumber of Kaine the Great?!?!?

Ataru: (whispering to his comrades) Guys,lets get the hell out of here or we will be crushed by that weird dude,I am way too sexy to die so young

Cata: No way,Jose

Ataru: But my name is not Jose

Cata: Whatever,we should at least try to talk to that giant,it could be our way out of here for good

Falling: Ok,gang,I will try to contact that David Carradine clone (grabs Sandstorm and makes him into a megaphone) YO,GIANT DUDE,WE ARE THE ONES THAT DISTURBED YOUR SLEEP!!!!

Kaine: Foolish worms,I shall crush you for this offense (his right foot is about to smash Falling and company but Benten and Cata manage to catch it before it crushes them)

Falling: TAKE IT EASY,BIG GUY,WE DID NOT MEAN TO ANNOY YOU,WE JUST WANT YOUR HELP!!!!

Kaine: State your business now or be gone

Falling: WE WANT TO LEAVE THIS UNKNOWN PLACE FOR GOOD AND WE NEED YOU TO GIVE US A "HAND" ON IT!!!!

Cherry: (speaking like E.T.) Yeah,we wanna go home

Kaine: (looks surprised at Cherry) Indeed,I shall help you get to the exit but that bald imp must remain here for his execution

Ataru/Kroptik/Dark: Seems fair to us

Iridia: (taking the Sandstorm megaphone) MAY WE AT LEAST KNOW THE REASON FOR HIS EXECUTION?!!!

Kaine: Betrayal and murder against the race of the Elder Titans

Cherry: I do not remember any of that,good sir

Kroptik: How come Cherry is not using a megaphone?

Ataru: Dude,Cherry is such a pest,he can be seen or heard in a ratio of miles

Kroptik: Ohh

Cherry: (trembling with fear) Probably you are confusing me with another bald monk called Cherry,Mr. Kaine

Kaine: Do not attempt to hide your crime,wizard,it was you who betrayed the love of the daughter of Cryogenos,the ice titan, and then ordered some she-devil called Oniko to send him to some arcane dimension within a musical box

Cherry: But that ice monster is not dead,he is just trapped there

Kaine: He is mystically linked to his icy mountain,he needs to be close to it to survive,the moment you and Oniko trapped him there was the exact moment when his life force began to fade away

Cherry: But I did not know about that and,besides,it was not me who exiled him there

Kaine: Making excuses will not save you,Sakurambo,the time of retribution comes now (Kaine is about to cut Cherry with his giant Katana when he is punched by Benten)

Benten: (screaming) YO,BIG KAINE,NOT THAT I WOULD NOT LOVE CHERRY GETTING WHAT HE DESERVES BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO KILL THIS PUNK!!!!!

Kaine: I see that you want to protect that criminal,little godling,and for that you will suffer the same fate as him (crushes Benten with the fall of his fist)

Cata/Falling: BENTEN!!!!!!

Cata: I MUST AVENGE BENTEN!!!!!! (jumps on Kaine's katana and casts a huge fireball to his chest,Kaine counters it with a wave of his hand creating a small hurricane)

Falling: YOU SPEAK OF REVENGE AND JUSTICE,KAINE,HOW ABOUT SOMETHING OF THAT FOR BENTEN?!?!?

Kaine: Aye,you are right,little man,something must be done in this matter considering that both your comrades and me seek retribution (with a wave of his hand,Kaine turns Cata into a 50 feet girl)

Cata: Why did you do that?!?

Kaine: Retribution is a dish that cannot be savored by 2 people at the same time,mademoiselle,we will have to decide who truly is worthy of it on combat (throws his katana and prepares himself for combat)



*Both Cata and Kaine begin to battle,it becomes a fierce battle as both fighters are way too experienced with the deadly poetry known as Kung Fu,Cata manages to leave 3 scars on Kaine's face but in the end he manages to deliver the finishing blow by nearly crushing Cata's ribs with 100 punches at the same time*

Kaine: It is over,little grasshopper

Cata: (trying to get up) Nay,Kaine,it is not over yet,as long as there is a spark of life on me,I will not give up (gets up and manages to deliver a punch to Kaine's face,Cata falls down afterwards and returns to her normal size)

Kaine: It has been a while since I fought such a valiant foe,my fists,as well as my soul,probably have gone rusty with the pass of time,I guess in the end the true winner was this valkyrie (using his magic,Kaine revives Benten)

Benten: Ohhh

Kaine: I will allow all of you to get to the exit but you must promise me to return Cryogenos back to his mountain before he perishes,now come with me

All: Ok

Author's Note: In case you are wondering,the story of Cherry and Cryogenos can be found here

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic: So it finally returns... and he starts of with a fight... LoL

I see your skills didn't fade away... 

[cata]

Offtopic: Cosmic! =D

Ontopic:

Cherry: Thank you Benten and Cata for saving my life. Afterall there's hope in this generation!

Benten: I didn't do it for you. I just needed some action!

Cherry: I'm sure Cata was worried about an old monk, weren't you?

Cata: Monk? Where the heck did you get that idea? Benten is a God-race biker girl!

Cherry: So no one was worried about this poor old man?

Everyone: NO!!!

Cherry: This generation is doomed afterall...

Kaine: Cut the chit chat! Take this bag. There are 7 items inside. Each item can only fit one person. It's up to you to find what item belongs to each one.

***Falling grabs the bag.***

Falling: Then what do we do?

Kaine: Search.

Sand: Search for what?

Kaine: Search.

Ataru: Yeah but what do we search for?

Kaine: Search.

Veehive: Forget about it guys. This won't take us anywhere.

Kaine: Seems like you have no questions. Farewell and don't forget
your task.

***Kaine disappears in his shadow.***

Cata: Okay, what do we do now?

Kroptik: Search I guess.

Cata: The question is... for what?

Cherry: I have an idea.

***Everyone gathers around Cherry, silently and anxious to hear what he had to say.***

Cherry: We shouldn't search for something without eating first.

***Everyone falls to the ground and gets mad at Cherry! Suddenly, they hear something.***

Kroptik: Shut up! I heard something!

Iridia: I heard too!

***The sound kept going.***

Ataru: Maybe it's some pretty princess trapped in a tower, crying for me, Ataru Moroboshi, to go save her!

Falling: Correction: crying for me, FallinG_StaR to go save her.

Benten: Darling!!! (Getting extremely pissed)

Falling: Honey, I'm just saying that she needs my help. We can't let a prett-- I mean a person trapped and in need right?

Benten: Don't fool me!!! I know your intentions!

Iridia: All you do is argue.

Falling (getting close to her, holding her hands close to his chest): Miss Iridia, don't be sad. Your beautiful eyes must not get sad. Your smile is all I need to get us out of here.

Iridia: Oh Falling...

Benten: Darling, all you need to get us out of here is a taste of my brand-new RF7392 bullets.

Falling (whispering): That too...

Cata: Oh my god! Benten! Where did you get those?!?!? I thought they would only come in July 2063!

Everyone: 2063!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dark: We are forgetting what's more important: finding the source of this annoying water drops noise and getting out of here.

Kroptik: Dark!

Dark: What?

Kroptik: You're right! It does sound like drops.

Sand: Now that you mention it, it sounds like someone left the water running.

Iridia: It seems that the noise comes from behind that bookcase.

Dark: How smart of you to have noticed it, Miss Iridia.

Iridia: Thank you but I think it wasn't that hard to find out.

Veehive: How original. I even bet there's a book that's actually a switch and that we're going to end up inside the wall.

Cata: You've been watching many movies but it could work out. How do we know what book is the switch?

Veehive: We don't. Experience is the right method.

***Everyone began searching around every book to find something that could be the switch.***

[FallinG_StaR]

Dark: This bookcase is huge... We're going to take forever!!!

Sand: Maybe if you stop complaining and help us search it would take less time.

Kroptik: Indeed.

Falling: Just look for something out of the ordinary... Something that doesn't belong here like this book for example.

Cata: What book? I knew it... can you stop thinking about those things?

Falling: What?! Don't tell me this doesn't look suspicious to you. "Kamasutra for Dummies".

Ataru: Hehe... that sounds like an interresting book... (pulls out the book)

The switch activates and the bookcase moves to the side revealing a dark and eerie corridor.

Falling: See I was right. 

Veehive: Ok... What are we waiting for? Lets go...

[veehive]

Veehive: (half to himself, as he enters the corridor) And I was so sure it was this book entitled "The Compleat Idiot's Guide to Switches Hidden as Books"

FallinG: Where was that one?

Veehive: Right next to "The Compleat Idiot's Guide to Books Masquerading as Hidden Switches"

FallinG: You are so strange.

[cata]

***The gang began to walk the dark corridor. It leads to a well-decorated room.***

Iridia: What a pretty room. I wonder who this belongs to?

Falling: Not as pretty as you. (Benten hits him)

Cata: All I can say is that belongs to a girly girl.

Ataru: A girl heh...? Let's find her!

Veehive: There's no one here. This room is empty.

Cherry: The fridge isn't.

*** Mallets to Cherry's face.***

Kroptik: Ataru, how are you going to find "the girl"?

Ataru: It's quite simple.

Everyone: ???

***Ataru jumbs to the bed, grabs a pillow, hugs it and buries his face in it and stays like this for a while.***

Sand: What an idiot! xD

Benten: So, Ataru, hugging to a pillow is how you're going to find "the girl"?

Ataru: C'mon follow me guys!

***Ataru smells around the room and then starts running towards the ceiling.***

Cata: Ataru! What the heck are you doing?!?!

Ataru: The beautiful scent of a beautiful girl hides inside the ceiling.

***Suddenly, from the roof, comes a perfume. A pretty sweet perfume.***

Dark: This smells nice.

Veehive: Correction: it smells really nice.

***Cherry farts. YES! HE FARTS!***

Falling: Not anymore. x_x

Everyone: X_X

Cherry: T'is fate.

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:

Dark: This smells nice.

Veehive: Correction: it smells really nice.

***Cherry farts. YES! HE FARTS!***

Falling: Not anymore. x_x

Everyone: X_X

Cherry: T'is fate.

Hahahahahaha... This one almost killed me... I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath...
[/offtopic]

[Cosmic King]

*Nevertheless,Ataru tracks down the source of the perfume*

Ataru: Hey,guys,I found what was creating the perfume,it was this weird orb (picks it up,everybody get sprayed by that nice perfume)

Veehive: Dunno about you,friends,but I am starting to feel...sleepy...zzzz (falls down as well as Kroptik,Iridia,Cherry and Ataru)

Falling: Damn it,this perfume is...some...kind of...sleeping...gaszzzzz ... (sleeps)

Cata: We gotta find cover from this bloody gas (covers her nose to avoid the gas but finally succumbs to its effects)

Sandstorm: Do not worry,Cata,I will get rid of this perfume in an instant (becomes a giant fan to blow away the perfume,suddenly his body freezes and cannot move at all)

Benten: (grabs the orb while trying to hold her breath,she smashes the orb but a trapdoor opens below her) AHHHHHHHH (falls to an unknown place)

Dark: Ok,I guess it all depends on me now,genuinely (swallows all the perfume scent and quickly expels it as some kind of giant hairball,he is then suddenly captured by an unknown guy wearing an armor suit)

*Moments after this,Ataru awakens on a beach*

Ataru: Ohh,where am I? (a guy wearing biker clothes appears before Ataru)



Unknown: You are on Ken-Oh's Island,my friend

Ataru: Kenshiro?!?!

Kenshiro: Aye

Ataru: What are we doing here?

Kenshiro: I came here to rescue my beloved from the hands of my brother,Ken-Oh,as well as freeing all the women he has captured for his harem and... (Ataru interrupts him)

Ataru: Harem?!?!?,what are we waiting for?,those ladies need saving

Kenshiro: You are not well versed in martial arts,Ataru,you would not survive this adventure and Lum will not forgive me if something happened to you

Ataru: I can take care of myself and what I lack of brute force,I have it on agility and guile

Kenshiro: Ok,I guess you can come with me

Ataru: :icon_mrgreen:

*Meanwhile Sandstorm and Falling awaken on a village close to a volcano,they are received by a witch doctor named Bombu*



Bombu: Welcome to my citadel of joy,strangers,it is quite unusual that foreigners come to this place

Falling: Thanks,Mr. Bombu

Sandstorm: (whispering to Falling) Keep an eye on that weirdo,sensei,he probably is gonna use us for some kind of sacrifice

*Cata and Benten awaken in what appears to be a girls school,both of them were forced to wear sailor suits*

Cata: Maldita sea mi suerte,they took away our battle gear

Benten: This place looks like Tomobiki High but somehow I feel something sinister coming (Benten turns around,an old woman appears before Cata and Benten)

Unknown: Should not you girls be on your classroom already?

Benten: Who the heck are you,old hag?

Unknown: My name is Clamp-sensei,headmistress of the Shoujo School for Delinquent Girls,and you,my dear,need to improve your manners (Clamp snaps her fingers and Benten receives an electro-shock)

Cata: How did you do that?

Clamp: Your sailor suits were made with a special technology to punish you if you were to show lack of discipline (Cata tries to rip her sailor suit but fails)

Cata: Do not tell me,they are also made to attach to our skin,right?

Clamp: Indeed,that will keep you noisy girls from escaping the school

Benten: Damn you (gets shocked again)

Clamp: It may be difficult,but soon I will create 2 perfect ladies out of you (makes 2 robots escort Cata and Benten to their classroom,Clamp arrives at a dark office)



Weird Guy: I suppose everything went as planned,am I correct?

Clamp: Indeed,master,those 2 war mongers will soon get their spirits broken and will become 2 polite ladies

Weird Guy: Excellent

*Darkdevil awakens on a forest,he is inside a backpack,he is in company of a knight and his assistant*

Dark: May I ask who are you,good sirs?

Knight: My name is Sir Spamulus and he is Pachinko

Pachinko: Howdy

Dark: I am Darkdevil,prince of the hellish pits of Tartarus and loyal servant of Lum Invader

Spamulus: Ohh,so you are one of those otakus,right?

Dark: Surely you jest,Spamulus,do not confuse with those geeks

Spamulus: My apologies then,my love

Dark: (angry) HOW DID YOU JUST CALLED ME?!?!?!?!?

Pachinko: Forgive my lord,Darkdevil,he usually says some nonsense as that is the curse of the Spam Family and he cannot control it

Dark: Ok,why did you weirdos captured me?

Spamulus: We brought you with us because it has been foretold that a black cat will guide the true heir of the Spam Family towards Spamalot

Dark: I have no idea what you are talking about,mortal

Spamulus: Regardless of that,all your base are belong to us

Dark: Ok,that is it,I am gonna gut you like a fish (Pachinko stops Darkdevil from killing Spamulus)

Pachinko: Remember that he is cursed to say nonsense,Darkdevil-san

Dark: I guess I could use the exercise by helping you arrive at Spamalot

Spamulus: Jolly good,my love,let us advance towards adventure

Dark: This is gonna be a long trip (Darkdevil and company begin their quest towards Spamalot,they soon encounter an obstacle in the form of a Black Knight)



Black Knight: None shall pass beyond this point

Spamulus: Finally,a little action...IMMA CHARGING MAH LAZER!!!!! (pretends to be charging some kind of energy)

Pachinko: We did not brought the lightsaber,my lord

Spamulus: Hush,nigga

Dark: Yeah,let that dolt jump to his death,Pachinko

Spamulus: (finally he is "charged up") WRYYYYYY,IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!! (he farts and burps at the same time)

Dark/Black Knight: Pathetic (the Black Knight begins to maul Spamulus)

Spamulus: This pain is over 9000!!!! (faints)

Darkdevil: Once again I must deal with the affairs of the mortals (spits some hellfire to the Black Knight)

Black Knight: I see that you are also well versed in the ancient spells of the Lloigoroth Clan,have at thee (his eyes begin to glow green,he shots 2 giant laser beams towards Darkdevil)

Darkdevil: (countering the 2 laser beams) Well,at least you will give me some entertainment (both warriors begin to battle with magic)

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic: As always... We are waiting for the continuation of this Cosmic...

So please continue... I want to see where this goes... XD

Falling (thinking): Still why did I have to end up with Mr. Bombu... and Sand? Couldn't they have left me in a Island with lots of beautiful girls... (imagines Iridia in a G-string bikini...)    :9~

Sand: Hello?! Sensei?! We need to stay alert stop day dreaming about girls and G-Strings...

Falling: Huh... G-Strings... I wasn't thinking about that... pff... Who do you think I am??? 

Sand: Yeah... I wonder what you are... sensei...

Falling: Any way I've used my Interweb and I found out some interesting stuff about our "host"

Real Name: Bombu

Identity/Class: Extraterrestrial (Oobagon VIII)

Base of Operations: Currently unrevealed

Powers/Abilities: Bombu was incredibly powerful. He could cause animals to shrink to several times smaller than their normal size. He could cause objects to levitate in the air. Bombu also could teleport large items, including skyscrapers and could command storms to form.

Sand: I see... se he's more than meets the eye... I knew there was something weird about that guy...

Falling: Well... coming from a guy that turns into sand and stone... and has a S&M fetich... that a rather unusual comment...

Bombu: Please guests... come this way... We will prepare a feast in your honor...

Sand (whispering): Ah Crap... I knew it... we're going to be eaten...

[cata]

Offtopic: Falling I'm glad you liked it. I thought that something funny should happen. =)

Ontopic:

***At Cata and Benten's new "school"... By the way, Crobot is Cata's robot and Brobot is Benten's***

Cata: This robot is annoying me.

Crobot: I-hur-de-that (I heard that) Ee-oo-ah-re-mis-bee-hay-vin-gue (you are misbehaving)

***Cata gets shocked.***

Cata: OUCH!!! That hurts!

Crobit: Mor-wal-kin-gue (more walking) leh-se-tal-kin-gue (less talking)

Benten: Shut up you talking piece of trash! Quit bossing around!

Brobit: Bee-koo-ah-ee-uh-t (Be quiet) oh-bay-ee-or-soo-pee-ree-ur (obey your superior)

*** Benten gets shocked multiple times. Cata gets some too. They keep on arguing because of the multiple punishments and their uniform. A group of three students are staring at them. Our heroines look at the girls but keep moving.***

Benten: Quit flirting Cata! =P

Cata: WHAT?!?!? Wait Benten! I'm not like that! I mean I kinda am... No wait! That's not what I meant to say. What I meant to say was that I'm not a flirt!

Benten: Yo, Cata. Chill out. I'm just joking around. I know you. xD

Crobit: No-se-cree-min-gue (No screaming)

***Cata gets schocked.***

Brobit: Diss-iss-ee-te (This is it)

***Cata and Benten stop in front of a blue door with a number in it. It's number 66.***

Brobit: Wee-le-pee-ke-ee-oo-uh-pe-lay-tuh-re (We'll pick you up later)

Crobit: Geh-te-ee-ne-sah-ee-de (Get inside)

***Cata and Benten are pushed and fall in front of the class. The door closes and gets locked.***

Cata: Oh man...! I hate school!

Benten: Not as much as I hate skirts!

Teacher ?X?X?X? : You two, you're 1.3876252 seconds late. You brown eyed lady can take a sit next to Yurenai and you green eyed lady can take a sit next to Makiko.

Cata: Name's Ca--

***Cata looks at her new classmate, Yurenai.***

Cata: --Ta.

Teacher ?X?X?X?: Okay Ca---Ta, sit down now.

Benten (who's already on her sit): Yo. I'm Benten.

Makiko: Hello. I'm Makiko, nice to meet you.

Benten: Same.

***Meanwhile at Cata's desk...***

Cata: Hey, I'm not Ca---Ta. I'm just Cata you know? Like no ---. Every letters all together. Like... (thinking) OMG! She's stunning!

Yurenai: I know what you mean. n.n

Cata: Oh... Okay. :$ (thinking) OMG! I don't want to be sent out of this class!

Yurenai: I'm Yurenai. It's a pleasure to meet you, Cata. ^.^

Cata: It's a pleasure to meet someone like you, too. I mean! Someone who's NICE as you. :x (thinking) Damn! What the heck am I doing?!?!

Yurenai: Oh... I have something to tell you... :$

Cata: Oh what is it? (thinking) Please god if you truly exist! Please! Let her be into girls...! PLEASE!!!!!!! I'll never "forget" about studying ever again!!!!!

Yurenai: Well... it's something that most people see as offensive...

Cata: Oh... don't worry. I'm open-minded. I can't say I'm normal either. It's okay. You can tell me. (thinking) YES! YES! SAY IT!!!!!

Yurenai: It's something I cannot control...

Cata: I'm sure I'll understand. Don't be afraid. You can tell me (thinking) C'MON! SAY IT FOR LUM'S SAKE!!!

Yurenai: I was born this way...

Cata: Believe in me. Trust in me. I won't make fun of you, or tell anyone either. (thinking) YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!! SAY IT ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!

Yurenai: I can't change it...

Cata: I don't want you to change. I've been here with you for 5 minutes and I can say that I really like what I see. I mean, what I see so far!! I mean what I see of your personality!!! (thinking) IF YOU DON'T SAY IT NOW I SWEAR I'M GONNA PASS OUT!!!!!

Yurenai: I hope you don't get mad at me or disgusted or ran away from me because I really want to be your friend.

Cata: Tell what's going on. You're killing me with so much mystery! (thinking) OMG OMG OMG! I'M THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!!

Yurenai: I'm able to read minds.

***Cata faints. Meanwhile, Benten and the rest of her new class are having a surprise written test about cooking.***

Benten (writing): Cooking is like riding a motorcycle: you can go anywhere you want but making good stunts takes a lot of hard work and practice.

Teacher ?X?X?X: Well done, you may leave.

Benten: Yo, sensei. Ya didn't tell us ya name.

Teacher: ?X?X?X?: My name is Mrs. Hard. Also, young lady, one week detention for you and for your friend, too.

Benten: WHAT!?!?! Why?!?!?!

Mrs. Hard: First, it is not allowed to faint during classes. Second, only propper grammar and words are allowed inside this college.

[Kroptik]

(...)
Yurenai: I'm able to read minds.

***Cata faints. (...)

Offtopic: OMG XD
I laughed so hard. XD

By the, how come me and my sister were left behind?
same for Veehive and Cherry...

[FallinG_StaR]

LoL now that you mention it... XD

You can try and make your own adventure... Or you can wait and see if Cosmic has any special plans for you...

[veehive]

Offtopic: No worries -- I'm still relatively new here and Cosmic doesn't know me well enough yet. Figure I'll turn up again when the time is right.

As for Cherry --  :?(shudder) :? he'll turn up when there's food to be found.

[SandStorm]

Cata, i loved it! xD

somewhere in... somewhere, veehive and cherry are knocked out

Stranger: salamalek ztrangerz, velcome to pastipan

Veehive: (waking up) where i am...?

Stranger: pastipan.

Veehive: EEEEK, but u look like cherry!

Cherry: I'm here.

(BOOM!)



[offtopic: i'm out of idead, everytime i think on cherry i have a memory collapse]

[cata]

Offtopic: I'm glad you enjoyed. I wasn't sure about what you were going to think about it but I was like "what the heck...?" and I went for it. Also, Sand focus on your storyline. I think I might come up with something for Cherry tomorrow or so.