Topic: Nightmare Battle

[Cosmic King]

*Running desperately for his life,alumxander's pants fall off and he gets hit by a Trailer*

Falling:That had to hurt...a lot

Cata:Btw,sir,what is yer relation with Lum? she called ya "sensei"

Falling:She and me go way back,cata,right? dont ask me how i knew yer name,my friend

*Falling Star uses his super cell phone 2 call many robots that begin building again what remained of the cinema*

Robot:It is gonna be 56,700 credits,sir

Falling:Do ya accept credit cards?



Robot:Of course,sir

Falling:Once again the power of plastic saves my rear side from lawsuits

[cata]

Cata: Ok... I'm gonna buy more popcorn. :9

But before Cata could smell her popcorn, Alumxander appeared...

Alumxander: I'm back! The Alumxander that you kicked out of here was a clone. It was to test your abilities and I have to say that I'm not Impressed...

Cata: Ok Alumxander... NOW I AM MAD! I CAN'T EVEN EAT SOME POPCORN BECAUSE OF YOU! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ATAROSHI KISSHU! (Cata changes into the most powerful character that UY ever met: Ataru Moroboshi!)

Cata/Ataru: I will finish you off once and for all!

Lum: Cata??? Darling...???

Falling: How did she do that???

Alumxander: But you are a girl anyways, so... :/

Cata/Ataru: That's what you think... Now I have the same personality and skills that Ataru has.

Alumxander: The exactly personality and the same skills?

Cata/Ataru: Yes.

Alumxander: Easy to beat! >

Cata/Ataru: What? ???

Alumxander: Nechanko! (Alumxander transforms into a pretty girl)

Cata/Ataru (Runs and hugs her/him): Juusho to denwa bagou wa?  :9 What am I doing?  :?

Alumxander: Let me go!

Lum: Darling!!!! (Shocks them)

Alumxander, Cata/Ataru: Bad idea...

Cata/Ataru: Wait Lum! It's me Cata!

Alumxander and Cata/Ataru: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (while being shocked)

Lum: Sorry Cata-chan, but while you're Ataru I can't help it-datcha.

Cata/Ataru: Don't worry pretty girl...  :9(grabs her/his hand) as long as I am with you, you're safe. What am I saying? :?

Lum: Darling!  (Shocks them again)

Alumxander: Geez... Cata-chan... I never imagined you saying those things to me... How about a kiss?

Cata/Ataru: Sure! No way!  :oI will change back to normal!........ AAAAAAAAH!

Lum: What's wrong Darling? ???

Cata/Ataru: I can't change back to normal!

[alumxander]

Alumxander:(back to normal) unfortunately,i can return to my old self,my little pest girl...THUNDER!!!

(using the 70 % of my strenght i knock out cold Cata and spit a sleeping mist over Lum)

My punch contained memory manipulation,my fallen cata,once you wake up you will believe you are ataru,i am taking the real ataru with me,so be happy with lum  >

Falling:Hey,you arent gonna get away 

Alumxander:Catch me if you can 

(Using my super speed i grab the real ataru and accomodate cata near the sleepy lum;i escape falling's elite)

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Wow... I know I landed in a Cinema... but this really starts to look like a really bad movie... All right men... back on the ship... We need to get altitude... to track him down...

Soldier: Yes sir...

The ship rises and the sensors easily find Alumxander trail...

Falling: Well... know we wait... he will have to stop somewhere...

[cata]

Cata/Ataru (opening her/his eyes): My head hurts... I am feeling dizzy... :? (Tries to stand up but she/he is only able to sit) What happened? ???

Lum (dreaming): Darling... Darling...

C/A (C/A= Cata/Ataru): Lum? ??? Why is she sleeping, too?  ???Lum! Lum! Wake up sleepy head! :?

Lum (awakening): Hmm... Darling! I mean Cata-chan. I am confused... :?

C/A: Cata-chan? Who is she? (thinking) She must be a pretty girl for sure...  (speaking) I'm Ataru.

Lum: Darling! (Hugs him) You're back to normal! (Starts crying) Glad to see that you are good-datcha!

C/A: Yeah... Lum...? ???

Lum: Yes, Darling?

C/A: What happened Lum? ???

Lum: It was just Ran who came here and made this mess...

C/A: WHAT?!?!  :oHow could that be??? Ran was here and I don't even remember it!

Lum: Darling! You could forget your girl-hunting, too!

[Cosmic King]

*Meanwhile with Darkdevil and Cosmic*

Cosmic:Is that happening right now,demon?

Dark:Yeah,amigo,dont worry falling will get him

Cosmic:Yeah,yeah,i know,any of us can thrash that alumxander,but right now he has made cata become ataru and has da real one as hostage

Dark:So ? we have seen worse

Cosmic:Aye,but i must take action at least with da problem of the valkirie

*Cosmic travels 2 Japan,he spots "Cataru" and Lum,in that moment lum goes buy some ice cream*

Cosmic:Yo,ataru,wanna play some videogames?

C/A:sure,why not?

Cosmic:(revealing a cyber helmet) put this in yer head,"ataru",so i start the game

C/A:Ok

*Once the helmet is in her head,it begins 2 slowly cure her from the failed metamorphosis as well as downloading cata's memories,but,alas it began to rain and da helmet malfunctioned,leaving her with 45 % of her true memory and aspect*

Cosmic:Damn,next time i am gonna build better helmets or ask Forgotten

C/A:What i have become?

Cosmic:Dont worry,i have tools to cure ya at my moon base

C/A:What about lum? i still ignore if i am Cata or Ataru,i wouldnt want to break her heart

Cosmic:True,take this Cosmic Cube (trademarked,of course  ) this will emulate ataru form on ya while i get what can help ya,,i ask ya 4 patience

*Cosmic leaves as cata uses the cube 2 emulate ataru form in time when lum return with some ice creams*

[cata]

Lum: Darling, here is your ice-cream-datcha.

C/A: Thanks...

Lum: What's wrong, Darling? ??? Don't you like that ice-cream-datcha?

C/A: It's not that.

Lum: What is it, Darling? ???

C/A: It's nothing.

Lum: SAY IT!

C/A: Ok ok...  When you look at me... who do you see? :?

Lum: Lol, Darling. :D

C/A: Please... It's very important to me. Awnser, Lum.

Lum: I see you, Darling. :/

C/A: What's my name?

Lum: Darling, are you feeling ok-datcha? :?

C/A: Awnser please...

Lum: Ataru Moroboshi, Darling... :? Are you sure that you're ok, Darling? ???

C/A: Thanks, Lum... I need to go to the... restroom.

Lum (thinking): Darling is weird today... ???

In the restroom...

C/A: I will take off the cube and ask Lum what she sees...

In the park...

C/A: Hi... :/

Lum: Hi... You look familiar... have we ever met-datcha? :?

C/A: No... I don't think so... See ya... :/

Lum: I'm sure that I know that guy, but from where-datcha? ???

Back in the restroom...

C/A: Lum didn't recognize me... With 45% of my total memories, I can't remember who I really am... I remember Benten, Rei, Ataru,... Wait a minute...! I can remember Ataru! Does it means that I really am who I am now? ???

Back in the park...

C/A: I'm back... :/

Lum: Great! Shall we go for a walk together-datcha?

C/A: Yeah... :/

[SandStorm]

In another very far dimension, SandStorm and Kaede are training together.

One of their new moves will be "Kaand" (or Saede, or... whatever.) When both fuse in one only corpse...

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  Corpse??? Your final move will be a dead body??? LoL

[cata]

Off topic: Lol.

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

Interesting move,sandstorm

On Topic:

*cosmic king arrives at his moon base to start the Omni Screen*

Cosmic:I just need to make a contact to get the antidote ready for cata

Alex the Butler:And who do ya expect to call,sire?

Cosmic:Since the antidote requires 2 alien substances,i need first to call Oyuki

*The connection is established as Oyuki answers da video call*

Oyuki:Yeah,cosmic,what is it?

Cosmic:Oyuki,my sweetheart,i require to ask ya a favor,do ya know a substance called "Cystalium X-9"?

Oyuki:Of course,why?

Cosmic:Jolly good,oyuki,can you deliver me some samples?

Oyuki:I dunno if i can travel towards the moon right now,cosmic

Cosmic:Why?



Cosmic:I see,i forgot about that annual problem,tell ya what,i am gonna go 2 yer planet,
have the Crystalium ready,ok?

Oyuki:Ok

Cosmic:Bye bye,sweetie and take care  :W(ends the connection)

Alex the Butler:What else is needed?

Cosmic:Some of Jataru magical herbs,please contact him while i go 2 neptune

Alex the Butler:Right on,sire,btw,do ya want any drink,sir?



It is my secret drink recipe

Cosmic:No,thank you,i am gonna drive

*Cosmic King travels 2 neptune to get the substance as Alex went to contact Jataru,but apparently jataru isnt home and that is no good news when cosmic returns*

Alex:His servants told me he went on vacations on South America

Cosmic:Hmm,it seems he hasnt recovered from his injuries,what a bummer



as long as Cata isnt having any troubles,i can find a replacement for the magic herbs

Alex:Now that u mention it,John Shaft brought this weed,will it work?

Cosmic:We will try,alex

*Completes da antidote and beams it to cata,she will be cured in 1 day*

[SandStorm]

Offtopic:
ooops, that was a doomed typo
lolol, i mean in only one body

[cata]

Off topic: Lol.
Posted on: 18 July 2007, 02:08:01C/A: Hey Lum! What's that light?

Lum: I don't know, Darling. I don't feel the presence of an Oni or another type of Alien-datcha... ???

The blast of light hits "Cataru".

C/A: LUM!

Lum: DARLING!

"Cataru" is extended on the ground... Lum goes see if she/he is ok.

Lum: DARLING! SAY SOMETHING TO ME-DATCHA! 

C/A: What happened to me, Lum? :?

Lum: I'm glad that you are fine, Darling. I will take care of you in my UFO.

In Lum's UFO...

Lum: Hi Ten-chan! I'm back from my date with Darling-datcha.

Jariten: Lum-chan! I don't understand what you see in him... Hey! Ataru! Lum-chan he doesn't seem to well... :?

Ataru: Jariten... :/

Lum: Listen Ten-chan, I will make some medicine for Darling, so be a good boy and take care of him for a little while.

Jariten: I'm a good boy!  :D

Lum-chan goes to the kitchen.

Jariten: I don't know what happened to you but I'm sure that you desearved it! >

C/A: You little brat! If I had enough energy... ;(

[DarkDevil]

Lum: Where are you, DarkDevil! You should be here, you idiot!
Dark (emerged from Lum's shadow): What is it? You don't need to shout!
Lum : Where were you?
Dark: On vacations.
Lum: When was the last time you took Vacations?
Dark: One hundred years.
Lum: Oh! :/

[alumxander]

(Having escaped those elite guys,i enter a ship to Hong Kong,where i bought a house using the money i stole from shutaro,in my way there i noticed a bar brawl,one skinny guy against a gang of bikers,the guy was pretty good but cornered)

Alumxander:Kid,need help?

Kid:Get lost

(He got distracted and received a hit with a crowbar,i then step in the fight and used my crystal magic to break those thugs)

Kid:Sugoi,nisan

Alumxander:I am not your nisan,boy,but you can count me as friend,what is your name?

Kid:Well,i was born on january,so they call me Janus

Alumxander:My name is alumxander the great,how about i help yo to improve yer kung fu?