Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Cosmic King]

Mendo: How you dare tell her dat?

Dark:Sorry,my friend,but i couldnt help myself,besides she is better at planning as you will ever be and she already sent the letter before you could send yours

Mendo:Once again,my sister becomes a thorn in my side,however i must thank her for speeding my plan,mwahahahahahaha

Dark:*sigh* You need to practice yer evil laughter cuz u seem as if u r been tortured,queer boy (vanishes)

Mendo:The nerve of some people   }:|

*Meanwhile some Kurokos arrive before ataru and lum that were jogging in the park*

Kuroko:Mr. Moroboshi,we were sent by Ryoko-sama to deliver this letter

Ataru:Lemme see,wow it has a kiss seal,interesting (reads the letter) of course i shall go to my Ryoko-chan

Lum: Darling...

Ataru:What? I cant help myself if i am still charming with the ladies,Lum

Lum:You and me are married,and i am very jealous,you know,besides Ryoko must have planned something

Ataru:(serious face) Lum...

Lum:Yes,darling

Ataru:(Watching towards the sunset) My dear Lum,a man has to sow his wild oats while he is still young,if not,he will used by younger girls or hooked in perverted games,
so while i still burn with passion when i am with you ,i must help others besides Ryoko hasnt done something i havent survived,she and me have a "love/hate relation",hope u understand what i am about to do

Lum:Darling...

Ataru:Farewell,Lum

Lum:Wait,darling,at least let me give ya a kiss for the good luck

Ataru:As long as u dont shock me,it is ok

*Just when Lum kisses Ataru,she puts some cuffs in his hand and hers*

Ataru:Damn,You tricked me

Lum:I learnt it from you,darling,you didnt think i would fall for that speech,did you?,well,since u want to go to Ryoko,that is ok as long as i go with you

Ataru:But in the letter she only wanted to see me

Lum:No problem,i can become invisible by using a small ammount of my electricity to manipulate light,so where is the place she is waiting to see you?

Ataru:You know what,we better leave to the house,i am hungry (thinking) the moment lum looks the other side,i will run like hell,lets hope the cuff's chain breaks so i escape

*Lum gets distracted on the way home and ataru tries to run but the cuff's chain doesnt break and he receives a small degree of shocking "cheater therapy")

Lum:I made those cuffs especially thinking in you,darling,you arent getting away,you ,the chain will only extend when u go the bathroom and when we gte dressed as i am not without mercy,but beyond that we r gonna be very very closer

[DarkDevil]

Ataru (thinking): This will be harder than I've thought.

Meanwhile
Ryoko: You can't do that, big brother!
Shutaru: Yes I can. (to the soldier) Go on, faster!
Ryoko: You can't put a missile in my tower, big brother, I'm gonna meet Mr. MOroboshi there.
Shutaru: That is why, little sister.
Ryoko (while writing): So I'll change the meeting place. (gives the letter to a Kuroko) Send this to Mr. Moroboshi Ataru.

* Kuroko starts runing with the letter.

Shutaru: As I was waiting for (to the radio) General don't let that letter to be delivered.
From the radio: Affirmative.
Ryoko: That is cheating!
Shutaru: I know, and if you want to know, for now on I'll be a step ahead of you.
Ryoko: Big brother.
Shutaru: Yesssssss.... (Mendo is as tonished of the millions of kurokos behind him)
Ryoko (to the kuroko, while throwing lots of letter ot the air): Send them to Mr. Moroboshi Ataru.

* All the Kurokos spread

Shutaru: This is impossible!
Ryoko: I'll always a a step ahead from you, Big brother.

[Cosmic King]

Shutaro:Damn,i guess i have no choice but to send the heavy artillery towards yer kurokos if you insist on this matter,sis (Sends some jets and tanks after da kurokos)

Ryoko:I will find a way more powerful to get my goal

Shutaro:It is indeed a shame that we siblings have to fight like this however long enough i had to endure yer evil,from now on our war starts,ryoko

Ryoko:Bring it on,yer nightmare has only started,dear brother

*Next day at Tomobiki High*

Chibi:Yo,megane,dont ya think that Moroboshi and Lum seem to be too attached? till now i have seen that wherever one goes,the other follows

Megane:Surely you jest,my diminute friend,remember they are married

Perm:Yeah,but they dont have to be  THAT close



Kakugiri:Is it because he is wearing those crazy gloves again?

Perm:Probably but he just put da right glove in his hand,lum put da left one in his other hand

Megane:Well,at least he is at Lum arms,so the pain would be worth it

Stormtroopers:Amen to that,boss

*Lets see what is in ataru mind*

Ataru:(thinking) Damn,i thought i could use the Love Glove to grab lum and find a key to the strange handcuff she used on me but since she is too cunning,she put the war glove on me too,now she is enjoying my pleasure and punishing me,owww (he finally knocks himself out and he falls as if he were sleeping in lum's chest)

Lum:Now you see that it wasnt so hard to be with me,dont ya think,darling? 

Stormtroopers:Damn moroboshi,he even dares to rest in Lady Lum peaceful bosom,it is true that the ugly's luck is what the handsome really craves

Shutaro:Yeah,whatever  :r

*Suddenly a messenger arrives in the classroom*

Messenger:Is Shutaro Mendo here?

Shutaro:Yep,that is me,my good man,what do ya want?

Messenger:I come from the "Playdude" company,we received a call to deliver ya all of our most new porno films as well as XXX magazines,and in that call u asked us to deliver it at his classroom,here is the receipt

Most of the classroom:MENDO,HOW COULD YOU BE INTO PORNO?

Ataru:(barely awaken) Can ya lend me some later on?

Lum:Darling,go back to sleep (uses anesthesia to make him sleep)

Shutaro:(To messenger) Look,man,i didnt ordered that porno,besides some of these XXX magazines have gay content

Messenger:Yet,we recorded that call and it is yer voice,besides you already paid wit yer credit card,have a nice day (leaves)

Shutaro:I should have been more careful now that i know i am in war wit Ryoko,probably this was her doing,well,it is time i have my vengeance

*Some days later,Ryoko is watching a show on TV*

Note:The Show dialogue would be in red

Announcer:And now we present to ya one of the most popular and kinda offensive Pop Singers here at Japan,Otsuu Terakado-san!

Otsuu:Hello mothertruckers !!!

Audience:HAIL OTSUU !!!!

Announcer:After the success of yer song "Your father is a XX",some of us think you are still gonna offer us brand new hits,is that right?

Otsuu:Yes,in fact i am gonna give ya motheretruckers a new song that some boy named Shutaro wrote for me thinking in his little sister,i am gonna sing it to all you good-for-nothing otakus right now

Audience:WE ARE NOTHING BUT YER SLAVES,OSTUU-SAMA!!!

Announcer:Good to hear u wanna sing it here,otsuu but what is that name song?

Otsuu:The song's name as that boy suggested is ....



*Otsuu starts singing a very insulting song about Ryoko,all the audience goes wild with excitement;Ryoko shoots the TV with a bazooka,it seems the Shutaro/Ryoko War is gonna get more raging than ever,will someone survive?*

DEATHMATCH FICTION

THE END

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Offtopic: Is this the end of the DMII topic? 

[Kroptik]

I think after nearly 200 pages, we ran out of imagination...
Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.

[Cosmic King]

Nay thee i say,Tecasian 

It is true that lately nobody posts here but i wont let it die so i am gonna present a tale i should have done a while ago 

DEATHMATCH FICTION 06/08/2007

"Harvesting Sorrow"

*Space,a vastness of infinity possibilities,indeed an interesting place,but we have no time for its interesting mysteries,we go now towards Planet Elle 2,a paradise like planetoid however its ruler,Queen Elle,isnt so satisfied,in fact she is bored*

Elle:What is da purpose of having 999 men in my harem when the one i really liked is out there with that ugly oni girl? woe is me,as love evades me and i cannot defend at all as he made his choice 

*Then one of Elle's minions arrived*

Minion:Hail Elle !!

Elle:Forget da protocol and tell me what happens

Minion:My queen,a woman desires to have some words with you

Elle:Let her enter

*The woman that desired an audience with Elle is the one and only Kurama,queen of the Tengukarasu people*

Elle:What is it you want,harpy?

Kurama:Look,i dont like ya and i bet you feel da same,but anyhow after a long time and research i found out that you and me have a common enemy: the oni princess Lum

Elle:Interesting,what do ya suggest?

Kurama:Obviously an alliance that will accomplish our dreams of seein that horned beyatch dead or nullified and to claim the men she took away from me,allow me to tell you how i plan that

*As both rulers began to plot,we go to see what is going on Earth,lum and ataru are beggining to have a quarrel on a restaurant,ataru suddenly leaves*



Ataru:Well,lately you have a gargantuan apettite and i am not a living money bank,y'know

Lum:Sorry,darling,lately i havent been able to control hunger,i know how sakura-san feels

*Both lovers suddenly gaze the sunset,Lum decides to hug her Darling,but da moment she grabs him,he begins to have a fever and some seizures*



Lum:(worried) Darkling,answer me (tries to revive him with some shock terapy) damn it,i cannot sense his heartbeat at all,he is dying but i cant understand why,i dont wanna become a widow so young 

*While Lum tries to revive ataru,Kroptik arrives*

Kroptik:Again he ate without washing his hands?

Lum:There is no time for jokes,krop-kun,my darling is dying

Kroptik:Dont worry,my tecasian power can heal him

*Kroptik aura manages to make ataru heart 2 work again,but he still has a fever*

Lum:(hugging ataru) ohh,darling,dont do this to me again

Krop:(thinking) i had da chance to have ya,Lum,but to me yer happiness is above mine (normal) we can ask Falling-sensei for assistance,what ataru had wasnt a normal fever

Lum:Ok

*After they go with falling star and he examines ataru and lum,he arrives with da results*

Falling:Friends,i have bad news,it seems Lum's body is irradiating a special radioactivity that was programmed for hurting Ataru and to suck yer vitality in a slow rate,Kroptik

Lum:Oh my god

Falling:At the Blitzkrieg Empire we have a cure for ya,Lum,you must be in total quarantine in one  of my hospitals,that means you will have to leave yer beloved here

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic: Well lets see... I'm an Emperor... a Ninja, a teacher, a pirate and now a doctor... hmm Interesting... "...examining Lum..."  :9~ :D)

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: It doesn't mean you're a doctor, just that she needs to stay in a hospital in your planet.

Kroptik: Well then, what are we waiting for?? Can't you take us in your spaceship to your planet?

Falling: Sure I can. But are you two coming too?

Kroptik: Just because we can't stay near her until she's cured doesn't mean we can't stay in the same planet. And Ataru needs to go to a hospital for his strange fever too.

Falling: OK then, let's be on our way.

Kroptik: You are sure that Lum can be cured in a hospital in your planet ain't you?

Falling: Absolutely. The cure rate is 100%.

Kroptik: Lum, you better let me take Ataru. We don't want him to get worse.

Lum: OK, datcha.

* Kroptik heaves Ataru on his shoulder and they head towards the spaceship. Ataru starts murmuring strange things no one can understand while he's sleeping *


Note: Let's keep this apart from the Nightmare Battle, like parallel universes or something.

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: Sorry for the tardiness,lumaholics,anyways lets continue

*While they are at Falling Star ship towards his planetoid,one of falling's soldiers arrive*

Soldier:Hail Falling Star,excuse me,my lord but could ya tell me where the bathroom is?

Falling:Err,dont ya know already? it is at section 78-Delta,near the Reactor

Soldier:Ok,thanks,my lord (leaves)

Kroptik:What da hell was that,sensei?

Falling:He is a new recruit,kinda stupid i hafta admit

Kroptik:Ohh,you never cease to amuse me,sensei,really

Falling:Btw,any response from our sleeping pervo?

Kroptik:Nope,he is just mumbling

Ataru:tt.re..asonn...rec..torr rr....b...warr

Falling:It looks like normal ataru 2 me 

Kroptik:What worries me is Lum,she seems so sad after you told her that she had become radioactive

*Meanwhile unknown to the emperor and the prince;the soldier that wanted to go 2 da bathroom seems to have a special agenda*

Soldier:(turning on a communicator) Boss,i am nearby the reactor,i expect orders

Boss:That reactor is highly sensible,you may urinate on it to cause a explosion

Soldier:Allright (proceeds to piss over the reactor,it is begining to move violently and in 2 minutes it explodes,making da ship to fall down0

Falling:Damn it,this is da 3rd time they sabotage my ship,kropman and elite,go prepare the escape pods,we have less than 10 mins to escape,i will go with Lum

Krop:...Ok....

*All escape the burning spaceship,but Falling and Lum escape pod malfunctions and instead of goint towards Blitz Planet,it goes directly towards Mercury,both of them awaken inside what seems to be a colony*

Falling:I thought Mercury was a very hot planet,this weather seems fine

Lum:Yup,but where are we exactly?

*Then a group of female warriors wearing Roman armors appear before the 2 friends*

Warrior:It seems we have found an oni girl but this woman seems to be from another race we ignore

Falling:HEY I AM NOT A WOMAN,I AM A MAN !!!! 

Warrior:Man? what is that? (notices Falling's military uniform) That could only mean you are spies from other place (all da warrior womans prepare their weapons)

Lum:(to falling) it seems we have found out that Mercury only has female inhabitants that act as amazons

Falling:Yep,poor girls

Warrior:Enough of this chit-chat,you 2 are coming with us,we are about to see our leader,Cata,she will know what to do with the likes of you

*Meanwhile on earth Forgotten and Belldandy are just having a normal walk over Tomobiki when they hear many people screaming*

Forgotten:I wonder what would that be

Belldandy:Lets go and see

*When they arrive they find that most people seem to be magically naked,most of them are couples*

Forgotten:Mein gott in himmel !!

*From the skies arrives a weird nude guy wearing a cloak and wielding a magic gun *



??:Know this,damn couples,that me,Count Nakedoff,will take away from you all yer clothing,mwahahahahahaha  >

Forgotten:Oh god,another perverted wannabe,it seems that with ataru gone,people are trying to take his role as Lord of Lust,belldandy,can you blast him away?

Belldandy:Ok (but just before she attacks,one man appears from the shadows,his name is Janus Maximus)

Janus:Yo,nakedoff? eat this (gives him "the finger")

Nakedoff:Your foolish attempts to make mad will only grant you to be forever shunned by society as we know everybody despises nudists

Janus:Silence,fiend,i assure you that yer plan has flaw,allow me to explain you,first of all although we act very shy when are naked people around,that wont lower love at all and finally,if we were all to be naked,there wont be any more prejudices on earth,observe (Janus uses his energy to evaporate his own clothing)

*Everybody gets astonished after Janus act,a deadly silent proceeds*

Forgotten:Oh god,i am gonna need a psycoterapy

Nakedoff:Impossible...

Janus:See,i have disposed of all the burdens that society has imposed on me by shredding my clothes,and know this,i havent felt so free on my life

Forgotten:Belldandy,desintegrate that weird magician flying before this guy Janus starts a religion of nudists

Janus:Hey,that wasnt polite,i am just here to help

*Belldandy desintegrates Nakedoff*

Nakedoff:FORGIVE ME,LADY ELLE....!!!! (dies)

*Janus manages to escape to an alley where a guy was waiting for him*



Janus:Quiet,Alfredo,did you bring my spare clothing?

Alfredo:Of course,sire,it is inda Mercedes Benz's trunk,may i ask why u decided to assist those couples?,Ms. Oniko wont like to see that inda news

Janus:Long story,alfredo,sometimes i dunno what i am doing till i am on it

*After Janus get dressed,he and his butler Alfredo hop in da car and drive away*

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: Falling the only guy in a planet full of women?? That can't be good for them.

* Meanwhile, Kroptik and Ataru's escape pods are in a straight course to planet Blitz, but since Neptune was on the way and the pod programmers were stupid, they crash on the planet *

Ataru (who woke up with the crash): Where are we??! (he notices a huge building nearby and all the snow) Oh. How did we end up in Neptune?

Kroptik: How do you know it's Neptune?? I understand the snow, but... (while he was looking around, Ataru had sped off towards the building) Hey! Wait up!

Ataru: You've never been here to Oyuki's place?

Kroptik: Eerr... No, I haven't...

* They enter the building and are greeted by Oyuki herself *

Ataru: OYUKI-CHAN. (he hugs her and, as usual, she doesn't get too bothered)

Oyuki: Hello, my friends. What brings you to my home?

Kroptik: Well...

* Kroptik explains the story as far as he knows it *

Kroptik: So now we need to know where Lum and Falling-sensei are, because they didn't crash with us.

Oyuki: Well then, come this way and I might be able to help you. (she addresses a guard) Please bring my friend too.

* For Ataru was lieing unconscious on the ground again, this time thanks to the warriors who were protecting their mistress *

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  Hey... please don't underestimate Blitzkrieg Technology... and besides since when planet Blitzkrieg is in the Earths Solar system LoL


Meanwhile... at their way to see the leader of the Mercury Amazons...

Falling: Must be my lucky day... a planet full of beautiful girls... But their leader... Cata where have I heard that name before???

Lum: Sensei you're weird... but indeed... it must be Cata the leader of the Valkirian Clan...

Warrior: Silence... you filthy spies... So you have been spying us... To even know the name of our clan...

Falling: Huh... We told you already... We're not spies... we crashed here in a escape pod... a few minutes ago...

Lum: And we know your leader... she's our friend...

Warrior: Impossible... But we will soon know if you speak the truth.

The group reaches a gate and when it opens they see a huge room full of weapons and other military equipment and on top of a skull throne they see Cata...

Falling/Lum: ...WoW...

Warrior: Oh Great leader of the Valkirian Clan... We captured 2 spies... that say their friends of yours. One is an Oni girl and the other says is a man and wears a military uniform...

Cata: Friends of mine? Oni girl? Man in Military uniform??? Could it be?... bring them to me...

Warrior: As you wish... (speaking to other warrior) Bring the prisoners forward...

Falling/Lum: Hello...   :@

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: I know yer technology is state of the art,falling,but remember someone has been studying it to make a sabotage and btw,i think our friend Kroptik has stated that DM2 and NB are parallel universes,but well i shall explain this plothole 

*Apparently Falling Star and Lum have secretly gained the ability to jump the universes <without they noticing it at all> as he thought Cata the valkyrie from NB was the same as this Mercury's Leader,because the Mercurian doesnt know them,the 2 friends are before the mercury warrior in her Ice Castle*

Falling:Ohh,it seems you dont know us

Cata:Obviously,strangers,name yer bizness in here

Lum:Look,miss Cata,we were just in our way to Planet Blitzkreig,plz let us go,it is imperative we go there

Cata:Well,i dunno if i should allow you to leave so easily

Falling:Hey,we arent enemies,let us go

Cata:Silence !!

Lum:Ok,what is it you want from us?

Cata:Well,Oni,as you may noticed we live in a warrior society so we lack many science and technology to travel around the vastness of space,i shall allow ya 2 leave if you teach us the secret of spaceships

Falling:Hey !!

Lum:(thinking) Even though they act fierce,i sense they arent so bad...at all (normal) Ok,lady cata,we shall help yer race to build spaceships

Cata:But mark my words,any attempt to back stab us and you 2 women are dead-meat



Lum:(nervous laughing) Ok

*Meanwhile on Earth,it seems that after Ataru had left to rest at Planet Blitzkrieg,many other perverted wannabes have been trying to step into his turf,a Reign of the Super Pervos has started and Tomobiki is the battlefield for their battle royale,right now one has entered Sakura-san house*

Sakura:I sense a lust aura as ataru's around the house,i better be careful (grabs her wand and some explosives) one cant be sure if it is a group

*Sakura goes check in her main entrance then when at the house rooms,she doesnt find anyone yet da aura persists so she goes check the patio,there the aura is stronger*

Sakura:Ok,here goes nothing (throws a decoy panty to lure the pervo,he tries to grab it but Sakura hits him with her wand before his hand touches da panty)



Pervo:A small mistake from me,wont happen again,my kawai priestess,hehehe (starts to channel his aura) Here i go,the Panties Raider (a.k.a. Loin Cloth Mask Man) swears it :D)

Note:This song begins to play as Sakura and the Panties Raider battle

Sakura:Yeah,yeah,whatever (thinking) even when i am used to Moroboshi lust,i sense a lot of killer instict,or should i say vouyerist instict,in this werdo,it makes tremble a bit

*Sakura uses her wand to deliver a mystical bolt but the Panties Raider is way too fast for her*

Panties Raider:Too slow and too easy,i shall you the Hentai Ansatsuken Secret Attack # 12....Spider Phantom Flash !!!

*The pervo moves so swiftly Sakura only feels a small gust of wind near her,then when she looks again...*





Sakura:DAMN YOU,SICKO !!!

*Sakura throws the explosives towards the Pervo,they hit him with a huge bang,he is buried under some of the falling debris*

Sakura:That will teach him

*But then the Panties Raider rises barely injured*

Sakura:Impossible

Panties Raider:When one lives long,life becomes but a dream yet sometimes we have far more obscure dreams,a kind of dream that we scream to see realized but,alas we cant achieve without a helper and...

Sakura:Go to the main point

Panties:I am just a servant of that obscure dream,cant you hear the voices of all the otakus and pervos out there that scream i give them a light of hope in da form of panties? Any resistance of yours will be futile against my holy crusade for all otakus



*Asking for extra strenght in his perverted mission,the Panties Raider gathers the energy of all the otakus and leechers around the city*

Panties Raider:My otaku brothers,lend me a bit of yer power to crush this obstacle

*He finally is charged up*



Panties Raider: HENTAI RETSU BAKUDAN !!! (Literally "Violent Hentai Bomb")

*The Panties Raider imitates the Genkidama and knocks down Sakura who tried to counter attack wit magic,yet failed;the pervo's attack shreds sakura's clothes in the process*

Panties Raider:You fought valiantly,my kawai priestess,besides that i get to collect yer fine panties i also get to admire yer body  :9~ :D) })

*Sakura seems not to react*

Panties Raider:Well,i must return to my mission,Farewell

*The panties raider proceeds to steal all of sakura's intimate clothing then leaves,this is perhaps the start of what will be a Lust Battle,what will be of Tomobiki if this persists?*

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic: Wow... how did you know... I was lost because the pervo side LoL... and the fact we are in a parallel universes...

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: Well,i am gonna end the pervo side-story so you proceed wit yer adventures in Mercury

*Meanwhile this Horror happens in earth,we return with Kroptik in Neptune*

Kroptik:So using this matter teleporter we shall return 2 earth,right?

Oyuki:Along with 7 tons of ice an snow

Ataru:Ohhh

*Both boys enter da teleporter but end up inda moon isntead*

Cosmic:Welly welly well,how come you arrived here,friends?

Ataru:Oyuki teleported us but we ended up here

Cosmic:Ah yes,i told her to fix that machine but she just gave me her cold stare,i can send ya in one of my ships,lemme recalibrate its coordenates

Krop:Ok

*The moment they look inda Omni-screen they realize earth,Tomobiki 2 be specific,isnt right,as the masses o pervos,otakus,peeping toms,etc are flooding the city*

Ataru:Those dudes are messing my turf,we hafta stop them

Kroptik/Cosmic:Count with us,not that we care for yer turf but 2 stop that non-sense

*While the 2 warriors and pervo are returning to Earth,the group of Super Pervos are gathering*

Leader 1:My brothers,today we should all rejoice as we finally get the courage to raid the city as our hentai paradise since that Moroboshi kid has dissaperared

Leader 2:Onward to satisfy thy dark desires



MAY THE PANTIES-GEDDON BEGIN !!!!

Pervos:YEAHH!!!!  :D) :9~ :Y :D) :9~ :Y

Note:This song begins to start playing as the Pervos make the city into their lust playground

*The 3 boys arrive very late as Tomobiki is been raided by the lusty ones:intimate clothing stolen,naked people,vouyerism,strange otaku behaviors and chaos now reigns*

Ataru:Dunno what ya think,guys,but this is somehow the most beautiful things i ever seen,watching this reminds me when i see a Rembrandt painting,a shame something so beautiful has to be destroyed 

Krop/Cosmic:...Ok....

*So Kroptik and Cosmic team up to defeat the crazy pervos,however they are gathering too to crush the 2 uy warriors*

Otakus:Lets not allow them to destroy our Eden,we have to protect our happiness



Cosmic:Ok,it is official,this is Night of the Living Weirdoes

*For each opponent defeated,2 take its place,it is like battling a whole arny for the 2 uy warriors,then cavalry arrives as a Mercedes Benz arrives to crush some of the pervos,from it Janus exits with a machine gun,at least help is arriving*

Janus:(to pervos)You wanna play rough,maricones?say hello to my little friend !! (starts shooting with his AK-47)

Krop:Good entrance,kid,who are ya?

Janus:We will talk on it later,we have an army 2 beat

Cosmic:Ok,i suggest we use one of its big weak spots

Janus:Vouyerism?

Cosmic:Exactly,i guess i shall have to sacrifice the Wish Ticket that St. Peter gave me after battling Darkdevil (that event happened in DM1) but at least will save Tomobiki

Krop:Do it before we are dead meat

*Cosmic Kind writes that all the pervos begin to see what their hearts desire the most,the ticket magic starts putting all of them in Massive Hypnosis and paralyzes them as they are in their dreamworld*

Janus:Dat was too easy

Cosmic:Now we just need to send them to a place where they wont annoy,by the time the hypnosis wears off they wont remember any of this Panties-Geddon plot or whatever they call it

Ataru:Ok,but i have a doubt,how come all da pervos decided to raid the city till now? they always had a chance to do it

Ataru:One doubt,how come the pervos never tried to raid Tomobiki if they always had a chance?

Krop:Probably they wanted ya out da planet or someone manipulated them to do this ,there are too many people that would benefit with this

Janus:True,well i gotta go,bye (hops in his mercedes benz and drives)

Cosmic:He never got 2 tell us his name,funny (begins to snow)

Krop:Ooops,we forgot 2 tell ya that oyuki sent us with snow,apparently it arrived just now

Cosmic:I see,by the way,how come you guys were in Neptune?

Ataru:Long tale,lets hit a cafeteria,saving the world makes me go hungry

Kroptik:(sarcasm) Yeah,right

*Not so far from there,a mysterious figure was watching the UY warriors*



??:Little they realize they were so close to finding the truth,but it works perfectly by my plans for now their ignorance,specially that Moroboshi guy

*a droid arrives this enigmatic man*

Droid:Kaiser Diabolus !!

Diabolus:What happens?

Droid:"She" has arrived to earth and requires to see you immediatelly before those pesky harpies Elle and Kurama foil her and your plans

Diabolus:Very good,i shall return to her,however this little failure using those bizarre pervos in Tomobiki only was the first step in a way more glorious plan...not oly for earth but for the galaxy (he and da droid leave da place)

*Meanwhile at Mercury,Lum and Falling are teaching the amazons how 2 use spaceships*

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*Meanwhile at Mercury, Lum and Falling are teaching the amazons how 2 use spaceships*

Falling: We did a great work didn't we Miss Lum?

Lum: We sure did sensei... all thanks to our races technological advancements is space traveling...

Falling: Btw, I have one question to ask you Queen Cata.

QC: Ok, why not... what is your question?

Falling: What is the true reason behind this? Is it war?

QC: War?! No... We are just going to use the ships to explore this world and the Universe...

Falling: You sure about that??? Then why are your amazons equipping weapons on them?

Lum: Hmm... Now that you mention it... I did thought that the Gravitational Strike System that I installed at her request a bit too much for peace purposes...

Falling: You did what??? That's a planet destroyer Weapon...

QC: You are right... no use trying to hide it anymore... We are going to use them to fight a war... A war against that planet... (points to the sky)

Falling: How have you been fighting this war until now? And why?

QC: Using IPBM... Inter-Planetary Ballistic Missiles... and the reason why is because we where thought by our Mothers to hate them... Those horrible createurs that look... just like you!?!

Falling: Just like me??? What do you mean? I'm not from that planet... I'm humanoid... a man... from far away... have no business with them...

QC: That's it that's the name of their race... Menodick...

Lum: You mean that planet the population is all males? and here its all females?

QC: Yes, I guess so...

Amazon Warrior: Queen Cata... the spaceship for the aliens is finished.

Falling: That means we can leave this place... Btw, did you follow my Blueprints?

QC: Yes it is all like you requested, still its quite unusual to make the reactor water proof...

Falling: Well I have my reasons...

So after the long stay in Mercury Falling Star and lum are ready to depart...

Lum: So this is farewell I guess... I hope to see you in the future... and hope you find a peaceful solution with your neighbors...

Falling: Yep... Remember... Make Love not War...

QC: What?

Falling: Bah... Never mind... You'll figure it out... :&

And so the after saying goodbye to their new friends our heroes leave Mercury towards Earth... where they hope to contact Cosmic King in order to find Kroptik and Ataru...