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Author Topic: DEATHMATCH II  (Read 183083 times)

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Offline FallinG_StaR

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #45 on: December 05, 2006, 07:20:52 PM »
Falling: If you really want to know... Her name its Kaede... yes you heard it...


Everyone looks shocked after that...
"It is said that only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others."-"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
I wonder which one is true!?

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #46 on: December 05, 2006, 07:25:34 PM »
Sand: WHAT? I'LL GONNA...

* SS control his nerves *
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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #47 on: December 05, 2006, 08:12:20 PM »
*Cosmic arrives mounted in one space bike*

Cosmic:hold yer horses,me brothers-in-lum,falling means Kaede the Ninja,right?

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #48 on: December 05, 2006, 08:14:48 PM »
Kroptik: C'mon teach, tell the truth. You're with Benten, right?

Ataru: What's that about my Benten??

* Ataru gets a mallet on the head from Shinobu (since they're dating now that he and Lum broke up) *
Signatured postponed until I cba to make a new one. x.x

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #49 on: December 05, 2006, 08:22:23 PM »
Falling: Yes it's true my true love is Benten... I was just teasing you...
"It is said that only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others."-"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
I wonder which one is true!?

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #50 on: December 05, 2006, 08:27:34 PM »
* SS slam falling head with a table *

Sand: very funny professor!
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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #51 on: December 05, 2006, 08:36:17 PM »
Cosmic:Then why did i saw u one day with that girl,Falling?

here is a pic u took her back then



she was just an innocent child that fell 4 u,yet u couldnt answer 2 her love cuz u already gave yerself 2 benten,so this kaede tried 2 follow u



but she failed and decided 2 one day impress u wit her ninja skills



isnt that right,falling?

*Falling just sighs*

Falling:That was time ago,it is better 2 forget dat

Cosmic:Indeed,well,i leave u 2 yer students

*vanishes*

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #52 on: December 05, 2006, 08:45:16 PM »
Falling: No way... Don't think you'll vanish before the class ends...

* FallinG_StaR grabs Cosmic cape before he vanishes and tells him to sit down...

Falling: Now lets continue class...
"It is said that only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others."-"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
I wonder which one is true!?

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #53 on: December 05, 2006, 09:03:10 PM »
*Falling then realizes he grabbed Shinobu skirt as Cosmic really vanished away*

Shinobu:KYAAAAAA!!!!

Falling:Forgive me,Miyake

Kroptik:Btw,sensei,cosmic left u this VHS in yer desk

Falling:Let me see it,little class clown

*it says ASK A NINJA:THE DEFINITIVE COLLECTION 2006*

Ataru:Is it porn?is it?!?!?

*falling knocks ataru*

Falling:Lets carry on,class,we r about 2 see some Japanese Literature,can u tell me what u know about the Tale of Heike?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heike_monogatari

Dark:Isnt that the tale of how Joan of Arc conquered America?

Falling:No,young darkdevil,that is not da tale of heike,anyone who knows some literature?


« Last Edit: December 05, 2006, 09:05:01 PM by Cosmic King »

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #54 on: December 05, 2006, 09:10:43 PM »
Ataru:Do Superman or Batman apply as literature?

Falling:No

Ataru:Mystery Science Theater 3000?

Falling:That is a tv program

Ataru:The Smurfs and Garfield?

Falling:NOO!!

Lum:(thinking)and to see once i loved him *sigh*

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #55 on: December 05, 2006, 09:22:32 PM »
Kroptik: Sand, your move. Time to annoy this teacher some more >:)
Signatured postponed until I cba to make a new one. x.x

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #56 on: December 05, 2006, 09:27:11 PM »
Falling: Well, don't tell me no one knows literature!!!! Anyone???

Kaede: I know a little about that story...

Falling: Good... now can you please explain what's the story about to your ignorant colleagues..

Kaede: Certanly... Well the Tale of Heike is an epic account of the struggle between the Minamoto and Taira clans for control of Japan at the end of the 12th century in the conflict known as the Gempei War. It is considered one of the great classics of medieval Japanese literature.

Falling: Very good... Indeed... an excellent description of the Tale of Heike... Now you ignorants read the resume that's on page 45 of your books...
"It is said that only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others."-"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
I wonder which one is true!?

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #57 on: December 05, 2006, 09:30:49 PM »
Sand: thats my tale, the tale of my great grandgrand grandgrandgrandgrandgran dgrandgrandgrandgrandgra ndgrandgrandgrandgrandgr andgrandgrandgrandgrandg randgrandgrandgrandgrand grandgrandgrandgrand(...)grandgrandgrandgrandgran dgrandgrandgrandgrandgra nd father
(strangelly enough he didn't had sand powrs, oh well)



Sand: and thats all i know. oh, and i did one small search about your past, sensei-chan, and i discovered that your origins came from the camp rats, and that your great grandgrandgrandgrand mother was a marijuana seller, that married, well, not the usual marriage, but married with one prisioner of askaban (where i read this?)
« Last Edit: December 05, 2006, 09:32:29 PM by SandStorm »
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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #58 on: December 05, 2006, 09:42:01 PM »
Falling:That is enough,sand,i want u 2 be on detention till u learn yer lesson,just 2 make sure

*sprays him water*

now u wont dissolve,my clownish student,yet i must admit u wouldnt come with such a nasty tale,who told u  2 say dat?

Sand:Well.it was....

Kroptik:Look there is a student dancing naked

*all get distracted*

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #59 on: December 05, 2006, 09:47:59 PM »
*Forgotten returns to the class from detention*

Forgotten: thanks for the break teach, i needed it

*Forgotten sits at his desk and puts his feet on the desk*

Forgotten: (not realizing that everyone is distracted by a naked student) What did i miss?
This is Jenga lol :)