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Offline Kroptik

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #405 on: January 21, 2007, 02:27:16 AM »
Kroptik: Just forget what I said. It's tipical pre-wedding stuff. I'm sure what I'm doing will make me the happiest Tecasian on Earth.

Falling: But you're the only Tecasian on Earth...

Kroptik: The happiest Tecasian on the universe then.
Signatured postponed until I cba to make a new one. x.x

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #406 on: January 21, 2007, 03:02:17 AM »
X the Robo-butler:Sire,here is da cake Master Blitzkrieg ordered for the merry gathering u r having

Kroptik:Ok,leave it here,X

Forgotten:Why u ordered a cake,blitzkrieg?

Cosmic:Very bizarre in a bachelor party

Falling:You will see (sinister grin)

*someone knocks da door*

Sand:I wonder who is,only people missing are morpheus and shaft (opens da door)ok,who was the one who hired a show,guyz?

Falling:I declare myself guilty,sandstorm-kun

Kroptik:FALLING,I TOLD YA NOT 2 BRING STRIPPERS'TCHA!!

Falling:Wow,u r starting 2 speak like lady lum,and answering yer response,u r a single dude,u need one more trip 2 Hot Mama Town

Cosmic:Better look who is there

Sand:(to person at door)Ok,it seems a little crazy but come on in

Faling:Lets see da fruit of my effort

*the person enters,revealing being The Ninja from "Ask a ninja"*

Ninja from Ask a Ninja: Kroptik from Tecas ask a ninja:

I AM GETTING MARRIED SOON,HOW CAN I DEAL WITH IT? AND ARE NINJAS GONNA RUIN MY WEDDING?

*All da warriors look amazed*
Posted on: January 21, 2007, 02:31:13 AM
Ninja:Kroptik,kroptik,of course changes can bring a little nerviosism but u gotta face em with a smile so u can deal with them,cheer up...and now yes,ninjas hate weddings,they go dressed as priests,friends and honor maids,they use holy water 2 drawn the bride then choke her wit da veil,they also use a cross shuriken 2 kill da groom,but only if ya piss da ninjas off,so if u act good they wont ruin yer wedding..i am looking forward 2 kill ya,kroptik...and congratulations 4 yer coming wedding (vanishes)

Kroptik:That was weird

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #407 on: January 21, 2007, 03:55:11 AM »
Kroptik: Now that that's over, ho about we have some cake?

Falling: No, not yet. I still want to hear more details of the wedding. Have you thought of the best-man?

Kroptik: Of course I have. It's going to be Mekata. He's a long time friend.

Forgotten: And where's the wedding again? I forgot.

Kroptik: Planet Amormus. 11 AM Earth time. We won't wait for anyone, so be there in time.
Signatured postponed until I cba to make a new one. x.x

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #408 on: January 21, 2007, 04:07:19 AM »
*da doors explodes,5 people arrive*

?? Woman:We heard this was the Bachelor party of some dude named Kroptik from Tecas

Cosmic:U were informed well

?? Woman:It is time to "change the world",it is still afternoon

?? Woman 2:Good,then we came early (to the guy with them)bring da tools,Koibito

Koibito:Aye,my lady (goes 2 bring a stereo,dvds,tv,"special toys",etc)

Kroptik:!!!

Sand:Who r you?

?? Woman:My name,my friend,is Maki the Yaoi Maiden,leader of the Otakrushers,and these wit me are Koibito and my girl friends,ROLL CALL!!

?? 2: Himura of the Darkness !

?? 3:Akari of the Light !

?? 4:Yagami the Feral Amazon !

Maki:We heard about yer party,Kroptik,and we came 2 spice up yer party so there is no way we r gonna leave

Kroptik:FALLING!!!

Falling:Dont look me,kropman,i didnt invited em

Cosmic/Sand/Forgotten/Dark/Ninja:Nor us

Maki:And so it begins... >:)
« Last Edit: January 21, 2007, 04:13:03 AM by Cosmic King »

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #409 on: January 21, 2007, 05:07:23 AM »
Falling: Begins??? What are you going to do??? And who is going to pay for the door???

Maki: So where's the party boy???

Dark: He's over there... behind the sofa... hiding...

Maki: Koibito... get him...

Koibito obeys the orders of his master and brings Kroptik to Maki...

Maki: So you're Kroptik, Prince of Tecas... I was expecting you to be a very powerful and good looking man... but I see you are only a bratty little kid...

Kroptik: Hey... I am not a kid...

Maki: Anyway, we where sent here by a very big fan of yours...

Everyone: Hmm???

Forgotten: Who could be so miserable to chose Kroptik as an Idol???

Maki: Silence... Now lets get ready for the show... girls if you please...

The strange group starts preparing a big stage...

Sand: WoW... They transformed Falling's house into a theater...

Forgotten: Excuse me can I ask you something?

Maki: Yes, What is it??

Forgotten: Can you tell us the name of Kroptik's #1 Fan???

Maki: Yes... Her name his Kurama...

Offtopic: I stop here because someone accidentally format my brain... and deleted all my ideas...
So... can someone please continue...
"It is said that only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others."-"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
I wonder which one is true!?

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #410 on: January 21, 2007, 05:16:49 AM »
Koibito:M'lady,shall we begin with the special diversion?

Maki:You know da answer already,my dear Koibito

Kroptik:What da hell is going on?

Akari:Silence,prince of tecas,we were paid for lady kurama 2 give ya one hell of a night

Dark:Ahem

Akari:Sorry,no pun intended

Cosmic:Ok,what kind of diversion u gonna show us?

Yagami:Oh,of course (snaps fingers) bring the costumes and memorabilia,we r gonna give ya a play named "Total Metal Wizard" written by our friend,Akari,so sit tight and enjoy da show

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #411 on: January 23, 2007, 01:31:16 PM »
* Himura takes Dark
Dark: It has passed a long time since I last met you.
Himura: ...
Dark: Come on, say some thing.
Himura: I'm just following orders.
Dark: Taking me?
Himura: Yes! You'll be the priest.
Dark: But I'm not a god's priest!
Himura: But you're a devil's priest, you'll fit.
DarkDevil, king of the Demons.
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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #412 on: January 23, 2007, 03:29:51 PM »
Kroptik: I have a bad feeling about this...

Dark: But it's starting to get interesting now.

Kroptik: You think?

Dark: Yeah.

Kroptik: My bad feeling just got worse...
Signatured postponed until I cba to make a new one. x.x

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #413 on: January 23, 2007, 04:21:46 PM »
Forgotten: so much for this party, oh well lets get the trouble over with, so it will be a nice wedding

Kroptik: I'm thinking i should just have a private wedding and no guests

Dark: i'll still be there...

Kroptik: No you wont

Forgotten: calm down, i'm sure nothing bad will happen at the wedding, anyway, you owe me for my help with getting Mr. Invader's approval

Kroptik: like you will ever let me forget

Forgotten: got that right
This is Jenga lol :)

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #414 on: January 23, 2007, 04:39:18 PM »
*Thw Warriors manage 2 make da Otakrushers drink some sleeping elixir*

Cosmic:That will deal wit them 4 a while

Kroptik:Thank god,i thought those otakrushers were goin 2 alter this party

Forgotten:Which reminds me,who is gona be yer best man,kroptik?

Kroptik:Dunno,forgotten-kun

Falling:You know,kroptik,i am yer school teacher,so i may have that honor

Forgotten:You dream,little punk,i helped kroptik 2 gain Mr. Invader's permission

Kroptik:Guyz,calm down,i think forgotten and falling can be both my best men

Sand:Odd but fair

Dark:Time 2 uncover da mystery of da cake (grabs a laser saber)
« Last Edit: January 16, 2011, 08:08:01 PM by Lum-chan »

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #415 on: January 23, 2007, 04:47:11 PM »
Sand: hey! Slice it equally, i am hungry :P

* Dark start to slice the cake, but then... *

Kroptik: Oh no, it can't be!
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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #416 on: January 23, 2007, 04:53:29 PM »
Cosmic:Yes,it is a huge tracking device made by the Tengu Karasu

Kroptik:OMG

Sand:And it is sending signals back,Kurama will find ya,kroptik

Kroptik:That is what i fear'tcha, damn it

Forgotten:And i suppose the Otakrushers were hired 2 distract us while this device sent signals

*the house begins levitating*

Sand:S**t
« Last Edit: January 16, 2011, 08:08:22 PM by Lum-chan »

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #417 on: January 23, 2007, 05:05:09 PM »
Falling go to the window and look up to the sky

Falling: Guess what... I'ts Kurama UFO...

Kurama: (yelling) My love, I am back to you! And your friends are invited for our wedding!

Kroptik: Not dead or alive! (starts running, open the door, and fall around 50 feet)

Crow Goblin: The Groom is falling, enable the secondary grabber beam!

Kroptik his pushed to kurama ufo faster than the house



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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #418 on: January 23, 2007, 05:57:06 PM »
*Forgotten grabs kroptiks leg as he goes past the door, everyone works together to pull him back in*

Cosmic: that was close

Dark: but the house is still rising

Forgotten: how are we going to stop this

Falling: by my calculations, we have 10 minutes

*Forgotten takes a seat*

Forgotten: well then lets eat some cake and enjoy this party, while it lasts

*everyone sits down and eats the cake in 5 minutes*

Forgotten: i swear this bachelor party sucks, it just aint good unless there is strippers, what your problam kroptik, its the last time you get to party single, hey maybe we can trick kurama hehe

Falling: that or you can marry her

Kroptik: have fun and cheat on lum for my bachelor party or be forced to marry kurama, hard to decide

Dark(silently chanting): kurama, kurama, kurama

Forgotten: you shut up dark

*forgotten starts to chase dark around the room*

Forgotten: come here kitty, kitty, kitty, time to put you down
This is Jenga lol :)

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #419 on: January 23, 2007, 06:14:32 PM »
forgotten grabs dark

Forgotten: Now, you'll be the tester for this new weapon.

* Forgotten changes dark appearance to resemble kroptik one *

Forgotten: Have fun, kitty! (kick dark from the door, and it is grabbed to the ufo)

Cosmic: Ok mates, time to joint our energies and try to escape!

* all warriors joint the energy, and do one attack, that successfully puts the house out of the grabber beam *

but then, the house start falling dangerously, in risk to crunch our heroes inside it

* falling start praying *

Sand: MARENOSTRUM TOTTALIS!

*the attack run out badly and instead of creating the result outside, fill up the house with sand to the roof *

Kroptik: You moron, you know what you did?!

Sand: it must be the wine, btw, think on this like one airbag...

* the house crash, and luckily no one suffered one scratch *

Kroptik:  Dang, the state of Falling's house...
« Last Edit: January 24, 2007, 12:08:22 AM by SandStorm »
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