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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #375 on: January 17, 2007, 02:57:04 AM »
Jester: no, no, no, i won't tell you, my friend, then, it isn't fun anymore! Run! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Kroptik: We'll know my exploring the pinball table, beware of the flips and indicators, WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

*Kroptik is hit by one hidden flip, and enters the gloom's saucer tunnel *

Sand: Look! Kropman did 200 points!

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #376 on: January 17, 2007, 03:05:24 AM »
Cosmic:So we need 2 enter da tunnel for more points

Jester:Right,pardner,and to show ya that u can have more points,here are some staggering guests 4 ya (appear cyborg recreations of Ares,Yasumi,Satanus,Strangelove's Mutants and else;there are appearing more giant balls after da warriors)have fun,kids

Cosmic:Galactic Bang (destroys Satanus robot)

Announcer:1230 Points

Forgotten:Let us start this game then

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #377 on: January 17, 2007, 03:53:01 AM »
Sand: Sandstar attack! (evaporates 2 yasumi robots)

Sand: at this rhythm we'll never end!

Dark is hit by another ball, collide with one flipper and enter the magmatus house, reaching bonus, and leaving the house in the other side of the table, being hit by kroptik head, and entering the vacuum blackhole, disappearing from sight

Announcement: 6500 points
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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #378 on: January 17, 2007, 03:05:30 PM »
Kroptik: This is going to take way too long.

Cosmic: We're open to suggestions here.

Kroptik: OK then, gimme a minute.
* Kroptik breaks a hole in the floor and falls through it *

Jester: Running away and leaving your friends, eh? I like that.

* After a while *

Announcer: 1 bilion points scored. You win.
* Kroptik appears from the hole *

Sand: How the heck did you do that?

Kroptik: You know, cross a few wires here and there...

Jester: But that's cheating!

Kroptik: Is it? I don't remember hearing there were rules. All you said was for us to reach 1 bilion points. And there it is. Now where's the next ticket? I'm starting to like this carnival.

Jester: Very well. But you still need 4 more tickets.
Signatured postponed until I cba to make a new one. x.x

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #379 on: January 17, 2007, 04:12:17 PM »
Offtopic: its actually a lot harder to cheat in a pinball game than just crossing a few wires, believe me i had one that i was trying to fix, there are so many wires
This is Jenga lol :)

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #380 on: January 17, 2007, 07:01:27 PM »
Jester:But before u leave pinball,is time u get ready for Multiball (titanium balls begin falling everywhere and exploding,the warriors take da ticket and escape from dat area)

Cosmic:Ok,that was close

Sand:Lets try that Orange building

Falling:Damn,the door is stuck and it is made of yer tecasian metal + supremium,it wont open unless we have some password or key

Forgotten:here are 4 hammers and 4 strenght testers,how about we hit'em? maybe it'd work

Kroptik:Ok,lets try it (Hit'em,da door opens)ok,lets see what is in here?

Cosmic:Looks like a maze

Jester:Howdy,kids,time 2 test yer wisdom in the "Minotaur's Maze",u gotta pass this maze and face the riddles,lets just say this fun you just die 2 have,hahahahahahaha

Dark:Damn weirdo

*the warriors cross the maze,suddenly the path is broken and a Robotic Minotaur appears*

Minotaur:You cant pass unless u give an answer 2 these riddles,fail and u will receive an antimatter shockwave and fight some monsters,ready?

Kroptik:Of course we are

Minotaur:What is Joan of Arc made of?

Sand:Err...

Falling:Hmm...

Kroptik:She was maid of orleans

Minotaur:Correct,lets carry on,What room can no one enter?

Sand:A young miss room

Minotaur:WRONG!! (shocks Sand and summons some monsters;the warriors fight back)any one else?

Dark:The answer is mushroom

Minotaur:Correct,How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people?

Dark:You eat one apple in secret,then give da others

Minotaur:WRONG (shocks him and summons monsters;warriors kill em)someone else?

Sand:(muttering)hmm,16 apples and 17 people(normal)You make applesauce

Minotaur:Good,lets carry on,How much dirt is in a hole 3 acres square and 200 feet deep?

Kroptik:Err..

Forgotten:None,because it is a hole

Minotaur:Excellent,What is it that no man wants to have but no man wants to lose?

Cosmic:Hmm..

Forgotten:lemme think about it

Falling:i know da answer,it is a lawsuit

Minotaur:Good,final one,What do bells, curtains, twins and hair have in common?

Falling:Ok,that is hard,cosmic?

Cosmic:bells ring out, curtains ring down, twins are perfect ringers, hair comes in ringlets

Minotaur:Correct,you may pass(creates a bridge 2 enter phase 2)

Falling:Looks da same but there are several planes tryng 2 shoot us and the path changes its form,i suggest we run (pass some traps,find a door and 3 keys)

Kroptik:The Keys are labeled A,C,D

Forgotten:Lets choose C,i always chose C in my exams,it is something i trust (inserts the C key in da door)

Minotaur:Correct,In music,the C key has no sharps,as A key has 3 and D key has 2,u may pass (opens da door)

Sand:Phew,i we had chosen A or D,i am sure some giant shurikens would have appeared,thanks,forgoten-san

Forgotten:You are welcome,lets enter da next area

*phase 3 is infested of monsters,enemy planes and floor traps;the warriors seem 2 not find da way out*

Sand:MANEROSTRUM!! (destroys da monsters and seal some traps)

Kroptik:Lets get moving (arrive at a Temple,they see Minotaur with a flaming sword,he is about 2 impale Mendo and Shinobu)

Minotaur:You guys impress me,time for a last riddle,u just have one chance,fail it and yer friends die as u get an overload of antimatter,ready?

Cosmic:You know we are

Minotaur:Here it is,I have millions of eyes,yet i live in darkness.I have millions of ears,yet only four lobes.I have no muscles,yet i rule 2 continents,what am i?

Falling:Tough one...

Sand:Hmm...

Cosmic:Need 2 think it...

Dark:I know i heard it somewhere...

Forgotten:Dont look at me,i forgot to answer riddles a while ago

Minotaur:Time is running out

Kroptik:Err...the answer is...

(suspense silence)

Minotaur:Go on (falling shouts before kroptik does)

Falling:The answer is HUMAN BRAIN!!! the brain has 4 lobes and 2 hemispheres as well as millions of optic and hearing nerves

Minotaur:That is correct,u have earned the Golden Ticket (unties Mendo and Shinobu,opens a gate out of the maze)

Cosmic:Lets get out (grab shinobu and mendo;warriors escape da maze)
        
Falling:(to kroptik) sorry for interrupting yer answer,but we needed 2 finish

Kroptik:No problem

Sand:Dont wanna be a killjoy,but we must get 2 da other area of murderland

Cosmic:Ok,lets go
« Last Edit: January 17, 2007, 08:10:25 PM by Cosmic King »

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #381 on: January 18, 2007, 03:25:55 AM »
Once our brave warriors arrive to the next area of murderland, Two enormous rooten wood gates open, making one irritating noise

Jester: Welcome to the Roller Crusher of Death!

The gates close behind the warriors, and one buzzing noise, accompained by one strong fog light is shown

Kroptic: Sh*t, we are in the rails, and this looks like one tunnel!

Jester: This is just the deathly speed you always wanted to have, HAHAHAHA!

The roller coaster start to run, the warriors are the target. Can they survive this speedy deathly danger?

Falling: there's light over there, RUN!

They start running, but are collected by the coaster. Speed is hallucinating, but the light his... Fire!

Sand: Damn, anyone have one fire nullify towel? TERRACUORE MAXIMA!

They cross the firing tunnel, while Sand's attack cover the fire, petrifying in the tunnel walls, then, once they pass it, cutting blades are crossing down the roof, while they are about at 300km\h, with the coaster rear almost derailing
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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #382 on: January 18, 2007, 03:44:05 AM »
Jester:Time 2 put yer feet on earth (magnetizes the warriors feet 2 da rails,activate the ultra speed ,da warriors get moved a lot while from da rail emerges thousands of machine guns and rocket launchers shoot at them)

Cosmic:Damn,we r stuck (warriors try 2 evade da gunfire)

Forgotten:Guys,look a dead end (the railway is gonna be broken in 45 feet,at da end of the way is a super plasma cannon that shoots vertically able 2 fry da warriors)

Kroptik:Finally i freed my feet (uses his magic 2 free da others)

Falling:Time we stop da cannon...ATLAS BOMBER!!

Cosmic:...GALAXY BANG!!

Dark:...VENGEANCE BURST!! (it mixes and destroys da cannon before it turns on,da warriors fall in some kind of roller coaster wagon in another roller coaster)

Jester:I see you kids love speed,time 2 answer 2 yer request,i present ya Roller Crusher 2.0 :Speeding Destruction,have fun (activates a far more dangerous roller coaster with broken rails,explosive areas,flying cutting blades,sudden guillotines,super laser beams,crushing walls,etc all of this at 2000 km/h)

Sand:Uff,it is kinda hard evade this improved roller coaster

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #383 on: January 18, 2007, 04:05:35 AM »
Dark: Well... goodbye ataru, i'll wait your soul in hell and do you one nice welcome...

DarlDevil kick out Ataru from the coaster, then, he's the new target for the guns, blades, walls.
Meanwhile, the coaster crash, but forgotten_lum was able to jump in time, grabbing one horizontal pole, and the warriors grabbed each other, doing one human cord


Falling: That was close kids, we've gained access to the next ticket!

Jester: Very well... you are hard bone to bite... But this doesn't end here!
Get ready for the next amusement, in the upper floor!

One cord falls from the roof, and the warriors need to climb over it, to see the next challenge
« Last Edit: January 18, 2007, 04:07:12 AM by SandStorm »
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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #384 on: January 18, 2007, 04:19:07 AM »
*the cord makes access 2 a blue house*

Jester:Hi,kids,time 2 enter the Mirror Nightmare House,hope yer image doesnt scare ya (opens da door)

Forgotten:Indeed i knew there was gonna be a mirror house

Kroptik:Btw,i guess ataru survived,look below (ataru is knocked out but still alive)

Dark:Damn it...lets enter the mirror house then (enter,there is a hall filled of mirrors)i dont get it,there r just bizarre images of us in those crystals (from da "Fat image" crystal emerges a fat clone of Dark)ok,now i get it

Sand:Come here,kitty kitty (grabs fake dark,and snaps its neck)man,i felt good (from all da mirrors emerge evil clones of da warriors)

Cosmic:Well,back in dm1 we killed ourselves,this is just like it (uses a beam blast that destroys evil forgotten and evil dark 2)there r tons of them,time 2 "rock the planet"

Forgotten/Sand/Dark/Falling/Kroptik:Lets rock'n roll (carnage starts as da warriors slaughter da evil clones,but the enemies numbers begin increasing)

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #385 on: January 18, 2007, 04:30:15 AM »
Sand: haha! time to kick some ass! SANDSTAR ATTACK!

* the attack destroy several cones, but, is being reflected by the mirrors, putting the warriors in danger, and end up putting kroptik pants in fire *

Sand: Sorry 'bout that kropman, i didn't knew this reflected our attacks...

Falling: Bare hands needed...

Cosmic: Or one precise shoot in the head! (blast one celestial cannon to one evil clone head)

You know guys, perfect shots make life easier...

Dark: CAT POWA! (Dark star slicing up heads with his claws, making one bloody sausage carnage with the victims intestines)

Sand: (creates swords from his own arms) CARNAAAAAGE!

Falling: Guys, we need to break the mirrors, or we'll never be able to stop them!

Forgotten: breaking my a55, there's one passage other there!
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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #386 on: January 18, 2007, 04:37:35 AM »
Cosmic:Ok,lets break da damn mirrors (da warriors break em)

Jester:Kids,kids,kids,if u break it,u pay it,i hope u r ready 2 dance cuz soon you are gonna be as dead as disco (from da mirrors emerge various laser beams with desintegrator power,it also creates a small enhanced army of evil UY warriors)meet my little army:

-Meteorite (falling star evil clone)

-Terra Thunder (sandstorm evil clone)

-Stellar Lord (cosmic evil clone)

-Kitpork (kroptik evil clone)

-Vanisher of Memories (forgotten evil clone)

-Black Daemon (darkdevil evil clone)

now lets see what u can do

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #387 on: January 18, 2007, 04:50:46 AM »
Kroptik: Damn, 6 against 60!

Sand: nothing to fear... *Create his own army of clones* Now, equal to equal, i always like one fair fight.

Cosmic: GALACTING BIGBANG! *one energy wave stabs stellar lord *

Dark: here we go again... PUSSY COTTON ATTACK! *amount of dark energy surround the place, cotton touch, venous feeling... only the black daemon falls...

Sand: SS army, CHARGE! *While SS do the moves and attacks, the SS clone army, repeat the master lead *

Terra Thunder: Not that easy pall. EARTHQUAKE! *The place start shacking, craters open in the floor, everyone is in danger to fall, and being consumed by the magma that's running downside the place.

Sand: Stupid jacka55, i've got the counter attack to that! MARENOSTRUM ULTIMA! *The craters got filled with sand, denying kroptik fall, and stucking some clones. *

Meanwhile, forgotten and vanisher of memories are fighting each other, memories are being mixed and drained from both

« Last Edit: January 18, 2007, 04:57:00 AM by SandStorm »
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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #388 on: January 18, 2007, 05:08:51 AM »
*kroptik launches Kitpork in da laser path,it creates a backlash that kills da kroptik clones*

Kroptik:Ok,i found a way 2 nullify em,lets launch these suckers against da lasers (da warriors grab da clones and launch em 2 da laser mirrors,the cloning and laser device explodes)

Cosmic:Ok,that wraps it up

Jester:I'd not bet on that (some floor parts fall,revealing pits with lava and some spikes)u better run ,slowpokes (activates a slow motion ray on the warriors,they seem not able 2 escape when..ataru arrives <since he wasnt victim of the slow motion>he can move normal,he grabs da warriors 2 safety,the ray effect vanishes)

Forgotten:Thanx,man

Ataru:No need 4 it,man,i will be ok once i have some girls cuddling me

Jester:Time 2 end da mirror house tour with some fireworks (starts self-destruct of the mirror house,warriors and ataru grab da gold ticketat da end and escape)

Falling:Just 1 more ticket 2 enter da Fun House and save our friends

Cosmic:Hey,guys,look at dat huge claw machine



Forgotten:It is full of toys but i sense a life force on it (inserts a coin 2 try 2 catch da person inside )kinda hard,but here i got it

*rescues da prisoner that looks like an afroamerican detective*



??:Somebody better answer what is happening to this motherf--(gets interrupted by sand)

Sand:Wait,brotha,we is just friends,my man Forgotten freed ya (man puts gun down)

Side Note: This song begins 2 be heard:

http://clarence.dada.net/contents/cultura-spettacolo/speciali/020225lounge/shaft.mp3

??:Thanks,soul brothas,i pity da fool that tried 2 catch Shaft,goddamn good sex machine and detective extraordinarie,cuz i is gonna kick me some ass

Sand:Ok,i sense u can be a good ally,Mr. Shaft,u can help us rescue our friends and kick the ass of the MF that trapped ya

Shaft:You r damn right that the Shaft-man is gonna help ya,baby
« Last Edit: January 18, 2007, 09:10:44 PM by Cosmic King »

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Re: DEATHMATCH II
« Reply #389 on: January 18, 2007, 06:50:26 PM »
Jester:Now Just to make it more interesting! (Jester pushes a switch and a door starts openning.)
Dark: How unusual felling. I'm getting more powerful.
(Everybody else falls)
Cosmic: What is hap... happenning... to me?
Falling: I can't... stand up!
(The door stops openning)
Forgotten: It's a dark... energy crystal!
(Dark looks and smile)
If I absorb it I can save my Master Lum.
(Dark smashes the crystal, and absobs the dark smog)
Dark: My power... my power is back!
(Dark changes himself into his natural form (used in dm1))
Dark: I'm back!
Dark: Now I'm ready to save Lum.
Jester: You break you pay!
(Lum appears behind Dark.)
Lum: Dark, I'm here.
(Dark turns and kneels before her.)
Dark: Yes my Master Lum, what do you wish me to do?
Lum: Kill them. Kill them all!
Dark: As you wish, Master!
Sand: That's not Lum, It's a copy! Snap out of it Dark!
Lum: Don't hear them, just KILL THEM!
Dark (with his own eyes dark red eyes glowing): I only obey Lum.
(Dark continues walking to kroptik.)
Lum: KILL THEM!
(Dark stops)
Dark: What is the real order?

Lum: Let me think.

Lum:I don't know.
Dark: So yu're doommed!

Lum: You wouldn't kill me, would you?
Dark:Only the fake Lum.
(Dark kills fake Lum and he turns back to normal.)
Dark: Better to serve the real Lum then having my powers back.
« Last Edit: January 18, 2007, 06:53:32 PM by DarkDevil »
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