Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[SandStorm]

* Sakura enter the lessons room *

Ataru: SAKURA CHAAAAAAAAANNNNN!

Sakura: stop, you moron! (hit ataru with one karate move, followed by one big hammer)

* sand leaves the detention *

Sand: i can't stand those dudes anymore, ROCKWAVEDUST!

* tons of rock blocks, dust and sand take over all place in the classroom, submersing some classmates *

Sand: lets have one normal class, at least once?

* SS sits *


Sand: What, why are all looking at me with those faces?

[Kroptik]

* After all the rubble is removed and Sand is placed back in detention... *

Kroptik (whispering without Falling_star hearing): Guys I have a better idea. Before move 51 how about we let Mendo have a shot at this guy?

Mendo: What are you talking about?

Kroptik: I know you love to show your sword skills, so how about challenging the sensei? He's good with the sword, but you can beat him.

Mendo: Very well.

* After five minutes *

Mendo: Sensei...

Falling: What is it Mendo?

Mendo: I challenge you to a sword fight. (he draws his sword)

Falling: If you insist... (he creats a sword from nothing) But let's hurry. I have a class to run here.

* After 2 minutes, Mendo leaves for the infermery, severely hurt *

Falling: Let's carry on with the English, shall we?

Kroptik (whispering): Now that that guy's out of the way, let's go with move 37. You guys agree?

Nearby student: Ok, your move then Kroptik.

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Ataru:Hey,falling sensei,is it normal that you give us 4 straight hours of English?

Falling:Not really,just 30 more minutes and i will off to eat my lunch at the teachers lounge,young moroboshi

Kroptik: (thinking)This might look like my chance

Kaede:Teacher,i think it is time we vote for another class president cuz mendo is injured

Falling:You're right,kaede,let us proceed with that,kroptik,you shall be the one that counts

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Every one writes a name on a paper and place it in this box on my desk...

[Kunoichi Kaede]

*after the voting finishes,the winner is none other than Lum*

Falling:Very good,Miss Invader,you shall be the president till next summer

Lum:Thank you,sensei,i will do my best  :D

Falling:Ok,let me advise you not to let your fiancee Kroptik manipulate your desicions,got it?

Lum:err...OK  

Ataru:Yo,teacher,how about we make a little xmas party before the semester ends?

Falling:Looks ok to me,but i am still new,you should ask your other teachers like Onsen or Mr. Hanawa

Kroptik:Hey,falling,how about you show us your other skills besides English?

*draws a sword then writes ¨FALLING¨ in kroptik shirt*

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Is that enough for you Kroptik... (with a big grin on is face)

[Kroptik]

Kroptik (thinking): Time for my move.
(He creats a small invisible clone near Falling_Star)

Falling: Let's carry on, shall we?

* After a while *

Kroptik: Teacher, could you come here, please? There's something I don't understand.

Falling: Very well, Kroptik.
* He starts moving towards Kroptik but trips and falls. Everyone notices his shoelaces are tied to each other *

Kroptik: Nevermind. I already understood it, Teacher Falling.

* The whole class bursts laughing *

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Hahaha... Very amusing indeed... but wait a minute... I hear something... Could it be... yes its a big ZERO  that's coming for you my young clown... next time remind yourself this is not a circus...

Falling: You are staying here after class to clean up and do your homework with me... })

[SandStorm]

Kroptik: (severelly angry, but controlling the nerves) Thank... you... sensei...
it... was... nevermind.

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Lum:Teacher,let him be,he was just making a little joke,forgive him just this time,i take responsability for any of his acts,sensei  

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: I don't no... he should be responsible for his own actions... Its probably because of kind people like you that he became what he is today... a disrespectful brat...




Edit:  I added pics from "Catch the Heart" OVA on the gallery...

[SandStorm]

Kroptik: hey, she's a good person!

Lum: No worry darling, don't do anything

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: Don't worry, sensei. I know I did wrong. I won't do it again (he looks ashamed)

Falling: Fine. But just this once.

* The bell rings for lunch *

Falling: Ok, that's it for now. (he leaves the room, heading for the teachers' lounge)

Lum: Darling, I made you lunch.

Kroptik: Thanks, Lum

Ataru: Hey, Kroptik. Good one with those shoes man.

Kroptik: It was just the start. After lunch it's your turn, Shinobu.

Shinobu: Ok, I know what to do

Kroptik: And after her it's Sand's.

SandStorm: Don't worry, leave it to me

* After 45 minutes the class continues *

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Ataru:Yo,teacher,do you have any girl in your life?  :*)

[SandStorm]

Falling: none of your business, young moroboshi. :|