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THE DRUNK STORK
« on: July 09, 2009, 08:17:52 PM »
A dream of Lamù become immediatly true: is due to a "drunk stork" ?!? Or someone else is attempting the life of a misterious baby ?!?

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"THE DRUNK STORK"


CHAPTER ONE: WHEN A DREAM COMES TRUE

Tomobiki, full springtime.

 

What's wrong into a wonderful day of springtime, so full of Sun, with a perfect temperature, the air full of the scent of all the flowers, that seems to ask you just to enjoy the season airily and joyfully ?

 

Well, first of all that is MONDAY MORNING, second that when you've to do a lots of boring work you'd preferred to stay in bed.

 

Into a great, white mansion, the reveille rang so much and so long to arouse a notorious couple.

 

[Ataru, still in bed, groaming] [YAAAAAAWN !!] Wake up, Lamù: [GROAN] the Sun is high enough to start the day.

[Lamù, still under the covers, groaming too] Mmmmmh, darling: let me sleep another five minutes.

[Ataru, now awake] Wake up, wake up: havn't you any work to do today ?

[Lamù, same situation] Mmmmmh... so much.

[Ataru, with clear voice] So wake up [YAAAAAWN !!] Wake up or you'll be late to your meetings.

 

Ataru had a fast shower, when returned to the bedroom found the alien sit on the bed, stretching her arms.

 

[Lamù, with clear voice] [YAAAAAWN] Darling, this night I made a strange dream.

[Ataru, curious] About ?

[Lamù, rubbing her eyes, with curious voice] I dreamt that a flock of storks flew over our house and one of them let fall on us a soft pack, that....

 

Hearing that words, Ataru begun to laugh so loudly in a silly way.

 

[Ataru, with a silly laught] WHA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!! Lamù, you still believe in the storks-carriers-of-the-babies ?!?

[Lamù, getting angry] Mom_explained_to_me_ever ything_since_my_childhoo d, YOU KNOW ?!? [now with evil voice] In any case� [now with fake sweet voice] This night you've been really wonderful... but... YOU'VE LEARNED HOW TO TAKE ACCOUNT OF "MY DAYS", ISN'T IT? [and flew away, giggling]

 

HEARING THAT WORDS, ATARU HAD AN HEART ATTACK !

 

... and begun to make a sum, using his fingers.

 

[Ataru, talking nervously to himself] [Grrrr]  Damned alien, you tried to bear me once again, isn�t it? [Grrrr] Let's see: [Grrrr]  her first day was on.. on... on....

 

Was in that moment that one of the robots suddenly appeared from the door.

 

[Oscar 1] BEEP ! YOUR PRESENCE IS URGENTLY REQUESTED TO THE MAIN DOOR !!

[Ataru, so surprised] What ? Why ?

[Oscar 1] BEEP ! YOUR PRESENCE IS URGENTLY REQUESTED TO THE MAIN DOOR !!

[Ataru, more surprised] Hey, Lamù, were you waiting for someone this morning ?

[Lamù, talking from another room] Not at all.

[Ataru, still surprised] Oscar, what's going on ?

[Oscar 1] BEEP ! YOUR PRESENCE IS URGENTLY REQUESTED TO THE MAIN DOOR !!

[Lamù, talking from another room] Darling, I'm having a shower: please, come down to see what�s happening.

 

Ataru dressed himself so fast, taking randomly the first cloths that found into the armchair, and began to descend the stairs.

 

[Ataru, wondering] Oscar, what's going on ?

[Oscar 1] BEEP ! YOUR PRESENCE IS URGENTLY REQUESTED TO THE MAIN DOOR !!

[Ataru, gettino angry] I-KNOW-THIS-ONE !!!

[Oscar 1] BEEP ! REGRETFUL ! BEEP ! MY POSSIBILITIES ARE LIMITED ! BEEP ! I'M NOT ABLE TO MANAGE THIS SITUATION !

[Ataru, again surprised] What ? What the hell of situation ?

[Oscar 1] BEEP ! I'D NEED AN OPTIONAL MODULE TO BE ABLE TO MANAGE THIS SITUATION ! BEEP ! THAT MODULE IS NOT FREE !!

[Ataru, now so bored] All right, all right: I understand [and did a bored motion with his hand]

 

Finally Ataru opened the main door...

 

...

... AND ...

...

 

[Ataru, turning his head in a silly way] Hey� there�s nothing strange on....

 

....

....

....

....

.....

 

SHOCK !!!


 

ATARU REALIZED IMMEDIATELY THE SITUATION !!!

 

[ATARU, TOP SHOCKED] gh.. gh.... gh.... a..... all right: now I'll count until three and when I'll say "three" everything will come back to normal...... one..... Two..... Thr..... EEEK !!!!!!!!!!

 

DEEP SHOCK !!!

 

<<IT>> WAS STILL THERE !!!

 

But, most of all, <<it>> WAS SMILING TO HIM !!!

 

Ataru watched <<it>> a little bit�

 

....

.... AND ....

....

 

.... GOT CHARMED !!!

 

[Ataru, with a nervous, silly laught] gh gh gh gh..... Eh.. eh.... HELLO !!!

 

<<IT>> SMILED TO HIM AGAIN !!

 

So he took <<it>> in his arms and came back into the lounge.

 

Was in that moment that the alien (now wearing her notorious bikini) flew down from the upstairs' floor.

 

[Lamù, now wondering] Darling, so what's going.....

 

SHOCK !!!



[Ataru, TOP worried, with trembling voice, babbling] L.. Lamù, th.. .this is not how it seems !! I.. I can.... I can explain to you everything.

 

The alien dropped down (with an heavy thump) on her knees, large tears were filling her (shocked and trembling) eyes.

 

[Lamù, TOP SHOCKED, with trembling voice] I knew! I knew that, sooner or later, it could happen !!!

 

The alien waked up immediately...

.... SO MUCH NERVOUS !!!

And begun to fly, slowly, to reach Ataru.

She seemed really threatening.

 

[Ataru, now lost in panic] W.... WAIT ! WAIT !!! I TOLD YOU THAT I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING !!!

[Lamù, now flying slowly, nervously, gettino angry] D-A-R-L-I-N-G......

[Ataru, lost in panic] L.. Lamù, as I was saying ....

 

[Lamù, TOP ANGRY, SCREAMING] WHO IS THE MOTHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR RR ?!?

 

The alien had really her "good" reasons to be so angry.

 

IN FACT ....

 

.... ATARU WAS HOLDING ON HIS ARMS A BABY !!!

 

[Ataru, still babbling] L.. Lamù, I.. I found him just outside the door and.. and....

[Lamù, now face to face to him, still angry] Don't change the speach: WHO IS THE MOTHEEEEEERRR ?!?

[Ataru, still babbling] I.. I don't know !

[Lamù, same situation] "YOU_DON'T_KNOW" ?!? HOW MANY GIRLS YOU HAD SEX LAST YEAR?

[Ataru, now wondering] Well..... Let's see.....

[Lamù, now back shocked] Hey but.... but.. YOU NEED TO THINK SO DEEPLY ABOUT IT ?!?

[Ataru, now screaming] WHAT THE FOOL ARE YOU SAYING ?

[Lamù, screaming too] DON'T CHANGE THE SPEAAAACH !!!

 

[baby, screaming desperately] Uèèèèèèèèèèèèè !!!

 

Hearing <<it>>, the two guys stopped immediately to quarrel.....

 

.... AND GOT SHOCKED ONCE AGAIN !

 

Ataru put <<it>> gently on a sofa, was trembling so much; Lamù landed in front of them.

Now were both watching the baby, who was still crying (so loudly).

<<IT>> was really a very nice baby, with black short hairs and dark sweet eyes, a little, round nose, so much red lips and was wearing a lovely, funny suit (SO MUCH CHIC !!!).

 

[Ataru, so much worried] .... ehm.... why do so ?

[Lamù, worried too] I.... I don't know anything about !

[Ataru, same situation] .... ehm.... does he's starving ?

[Lamù, same situation] Oh my God, I don't know at all how to feed a baby

[Ataru, now with quiet voice] Well, it shouldn't be so difficult for a woman to do it

 

AND BEGUN TO.....

 

....

.... [a-hem] ....

....

 

[Lamù, with a pissed expression and evil sight] Hey....

[Ataru] Nan-da ?

[Lamù, same situation]..... exactly.... WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!?

[Ataru] Are you blind ?

[Lamù, now screaming, nervously] WHY YOU'RE TOUCHING MY TIIIIIITS ?!? THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME TO BE EXCITED !!

[Ataru, nervous too] WHAT THE HELL OF EXCITATION !!! I'm just trying to feel if you.....

 

Was in that moment that someone else entered into the lounge.

 

[***] HELLO !!!

 

[Ataru and Lamù, both surprised] EEEEEEK !!!!

[SHAM POO, suddenly appeared] Sissy, youL main dooL was opened: that's why I'm enteLed.

 

Ataru waked up immediately and, few second away, was in front of the young chinese.

                   

[Ataru, with clear voice] Oh, Sham Poo: God sends you ! We really need you.

[Sham Poo, so shocked] D.. DaLling....

[Lamù, now again nervous] LEAVE TO CALL HIM <<DARLING>> !!

 

[Sham Poo, still shocked] D.. daLling, THElE IS A lEASON WHY YOU'lE TOUCHING MY TITS, ISN�T IT ?

[Lamù, TOP nervous] DARLING, LEAVE TO FEEL MY SISTEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR !!!

 

[Ataru, still talking to Sham Poo, with clear voice] SURE, I�M TRYING TO FEEL IF YOU CAN GIVE US YOUR MILK !!!

[Sham Poo, getting more shocked] M' <<MILK>> ?!? W.... what the fool of milk ?!?

[Lamù, still nervous] DARLIIIIIIIING, WHAT THE HELL OF MILK ?!?

[Ataru, now nervous too] WELL, WHO ARE THE ONES THAT CAN FEED A BABY WITH THE MILK IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, THE MEN OR THE WOMEN ?!?

 

Hearing that words, the chinese rose up a bit her eyes....

 

.... AND ....

 

 

SHOCK !!![/size][/b]

 

[Sham Poo, babbling so much with trembling voice] S� Sissy�. H.. how did you do ? Y.. youL body is not affected at all this pLegnancy... and... most of all... YOUl WOMB HASN�T GlOWN AT ALL !!

[Lamù, now babbling and trembling too] EEEEK !! Sh.. Sham Poo, I... I can explain you everything !! Th.. this is not how it seems !

 

But the chinese was now sweetly excited !!

 

[Sham Poo, with sweet eyes and voice] Oooooooh, let me see him !! [and walked in front of him] OOOOOOOH, WHAT THAT WONDElFUL BABY !!!

 

She begun to do a lots of silly faces and expression to him

 

[Sham Poo, sweetly excited] HELLO !! HELLO !! Hey, say "hello" to the aunt ! [now turned to the alien] Sissy, what's his name ?

[Lamù, so much confused] ... ehm.... Ogh.... <<THE NAME>> ?!? D.. darling, do you know it ?

[Ataru, now confused too] YEHOHAAARGH ! <<THE NAME>> ?!? W... well, I.. I d... I don't...

[Sham Poo, now wondering] Sissy, excuse me, when it's boLn ? Why you didn't say anything about youL pLegnancy?

[Lamù, still confused] B... <<BORN>> ?!? I.. I don't... I don't know when...

 

Now the chinese was caressing <<it>>, gently, on the head...

 

...

.... AND ...

....

 

SHOCK !!

 

She turned immediately in front of her sister...



... STANDING IN A MARTIAL POSE !!!

 

[Sham Poo, now so angry] Sissy, I�d neveL have believed that you'd done something of this kind !

[Lamù, blinking her large eyes] Sorry ?

[Sham Poo, so angry] GIVE ME THAT BABY !!!

[Lamù, so much surprised] Sham Poo, are you fine ?!?

 

AS A BRUTAL ANSWER, SHAM POO DID A GREAT JUMP AND TRIED TO HIT HER SISTER SO HEAVLY !

 

Just with a sudden, great jump the alien was able to avoid it.

 

[Lamù, still flying, gettino angry] SHAM POO, <<MY_LITTLE_ANGEL>>, YOU BECOME CRAZY ?

 

[Sham Poo, still with evil voice] I'm not cLazy at all and this is my last waLning [now screaming]: GIVE ME THAT BABY, OTHElWISE I COULD KILL YOU !!!

 

[Lamù, lost in panic] EEEEEEEEK !!!!

 

[To be continued]
« Last Edit: January 16, 2011, 03:25:21 PM by Lum-chan »

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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 11:03:13 PM »
I don't like this story because it doesn't make a lot of sense. Ataru hardly ever gets girls to go out with him so he wouldn't wouldn't have been able to have sex with women.

Sorry to all the people that think Shampoo and Lum are related but it just makes no sense.  Shampoo is not Lum's sisters, Lum is a different species and comes from a different planet whilst Shampoo is from China. Lum and Shampoo are not related because they are different species and have different hair colours.
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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 11:12:50 PM »
In this universe Lamù and Sham Poo are daughters of the same father but have different mothers: the one of the chinese died few minutes after her birth.

More, in this universe a lots of characters MAKE LOVE (Ataru with Lamù, Shutaro with Oyuki, his fiancée, Benten with Kaneda, a new character that doesn't exist into the UY regular saga, Ranma with Sham Poo, Ukyo, Kodachi and Akane).

Fantasy knows no barriers !!

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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 11:21:22 PM »
alright number 1: This a fanfiction story that Gio wrote, he can do whatever he wants with it.

number 2: this is a continuation of other stories he's written, u would need to read those before reading this story to understand all the details and differences/changes in the normal UY world.


  URUSEI YATSURA EPISODES!!! At www.youtube.com/Neo1Fox & www.veoh.com/users/NeoYatsura

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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 11:30:15 PM »
 _/-\o_ _/-\o_ _/-\o_ U-neo  :D

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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2009, 05:47:55 PM »
URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON

"THE DRUNK STORK"
A dream of Lamú become immediatly true: is due to a "drunk stork" ?!? Or someone else is attempting the life of a misterious baby ?!?

CHAPTER TWO: HOW TO CARE A NOBLE BABY (I HATE GARLIC) !

Tomobiki, full springtime

Into the mansion of Lamù the situation was still critical.

IN FACT…

… her sister was still standing in front of her in a threatening way…

…  and…

… ON THE ARMCHAIR, THE BABY WAS STILL CRYING (so loudly).

[Sham Poo, still in a martial pose] Last chance, Sissy: [now screaming] GIVE ME THAT BABY !!
[Lamù, still flying, so scared] EEK !! [now with trembling voice] D.. darling, help me: my sister is crazy
[Sham Poo, now turned in front tu Ataru, still screaming] DON’T MOVE, DAlLING: DON’T MOVE “!!
[Ataru, quiet] Lamù, please, distract her for few seconds…
[Lamù, getting angry] Oh, really ? In wich way this time?
[Ataru, still quiet] Well….. [now with clear voice] SING SOMETHING EARLESS !!!

The alien issued a squeaky sound

[Sham Poo, tapping her eyes] SISSY, STOOOOOOOP !!!

A SUDDEN, QUICK MOVE OF Ataru…

… AND…

Sham Poo GOT ALL RED IN FACE, SO EMBARASSED !!

[Lamù, now landed, blinking her large eyes] Darling, what have you done ?
[Sham Poo, still red and shocked, with trembling voice] D.. daLling…
[Lamù, now angry] LEAVE TO CALL HIM <<DARLIIIIIIIING>> !!!
[Sham Poo, same situation] I… in wh.. in which way y.. you…
[Ataru, with a great smile and an hand behind the head] Oh, well: it’s so easy to open it.

The Chinese felt down, with an heavy thump, on her knees and begun to cry (so much, so loudly).

[Sham Poo, crying] WAHAAAAAAH !!! LANMA HAS NEVER UNSCHACKLED MY BRA, NEITHEL WHEN WE WELE ALL ALOOOOONE !! WAHAAAAAAAAAH !!!
[Lamù, TOP ANGRY] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!! YOU DAMNED PERVERTEEEEEEEEEED !!!

Was in that moment that the baby re-begun to cry, more loudly !!

[Lamù, so worried] Oh my God, he’s scared !!
[Ataru, now worried too] L.. Lamù, take him in your hand and try to make him calm
[Lamù, TOP embarrassed] W.. what ? A… and in which way…
[Sham Poo, now nervous] SISSY, GIVE HIM TO ME !
[Lamù, now nervous too] Sham Poo, “my_little_angel”, since when you’re able to care a baby?
[Sham Poo, same situation] SuLely I’m mole able than you, YOU KNOW ?
[Lamù, same situation] You’re so bully, YOU KNOW ?
[Ataru, now screaming] ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!! DO SOMETHING, HIS SCREAMS ARE DRILLING MY HEAAAAAD !!!
[Lamù, TOP nervous] DARLING, WHY DON’T YOU TRY ON YOUR OWN TO MAKE HIM CALM ?!?

.. AND THROWED <<HIM>> ON HIS ARMS !!

[Ataru, “so embarrassed”] .. ehm…it seems to me that the whole world is laughing at me behind !!

In any case, he begun to lull the baby…
… and also to sing a kind of lullaby.

IT WAS A REVELATION: THE BABY STOPPED IMMEDIATELY TO CRY !!!
… and smiled to him again !!
… and, for the first time in his life, Ataru was feeling a new kind of <<love>>.

[Ataru, rather excited] gh.. gh… gh.. eh eh eh….. ehm… Lamù…He.. HE LIKES ME !!!
[Sham Poo, now with clear voice] Sissy, since when daLling is so caLeful with the… [now worried] EEEK ! SISSY, HOW AlE YOU ?!?

Watching that scene, the alien got so much shocked, large tear begun to flow from her eyes…

[Sham Poo, still worried] Sissy, you’Le woLLing me: say something !
[Lamù, now with trembling voice] I….. I would … I would never…. never have imagined that…. that darling was so careful with a baby !!! and I…[now crying].. and I…. [now crying so much] and I…… [now screaming] …. I LOST MY BABY !!!!! WAHAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!

Watching that scene, the chinese hugged so gently her sister (begun also to caress the alien on her long hairs), trying to comfort her.

[Sham Poo, with touched voice] Pl.. please, Sissy [sigh] Q… quit [sigh] quit crying [sigh] You’re… [sniff] you’re so young that.. that…
[Lamù, still crying desperately] WAHAAAAAAAAAAAH !!! MY LITTLE ANGEL HAS FLOWN AWAYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!! WAHAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!
[baby, screaming desperately too] Uèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèè !!!
[Ataru, so angry] YOU DAMNED, YOU SCARED HIM ONCE AGAIIIIIIIIIN !!!!
[Sham Poo, now with clear voice] DaLling, SHE’S A FEMALE, NOT A MALE !!
[Lamù, now angry] LEAVE TO CALL HIM <<DARLIIIIIIIIIIIING>> !!
[Sham Poo, now with funny closed eyes and voice] Wooooooooooow, Sissy: you’Le alLeady healed ! [and giggled]
[Ataru, still lulling the baby] Sham Poo, it seems to me that you know this baby.
[Sham Poo, now with clear voice] DaLling, ALL THE JAPAIN KNOWS HEl !!!
[Lamù, still angry] Sham Poo, “my_little_angel”: first of all I said that you’ve to LEAVE TO CALL HIM <<DARLING>> ONCE FOR ALL ! Second one, WHO IS THAT BABY ?!?


[Sham Poo, with grave voice] SHE’S THE GRANDDAUGHETl OF THE EMPElOl !!!!


DEEP SHOCK !!!!!!!!!


[Ataru, so shocked, with trembling voice] A…. AIKO ?!? SH…. SHE’S AIKO ?!?
[Lamù, shocked too, babbling] Oh my God, how… how she has… has come so far?
[Sham Poo, now with clear voice] Sissy, all the TV of the whole nation (and maybe of the whole woLld), all night long, talk about heL kidnapping [now with strange evil voice] Sissy, say me the tLuth: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS NIGHT ?!? ALL NIGHT LONG, I MEAN !!!
[Lamù, TOP embarrassed] gh.. gh… gh… W… well.. …. [ahem]……
[Ataru, still with lulling Aiko, with strange voice] Sham Poo, you’ve to know [now with a silly smile and voice] YOUR SISTER IS VERY DEMANDING AS A MATTER OF….
[Lamù, TOP NERVOUS, screaming] AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!! YOU DAMNED LIAR, THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME THAT I REALLY KILL YOUUUUUUUUU !!!
[Aiko, crying once again] Uèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèè !!!
[Ataru, so nervous] Lamù, QUIT SCREAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING !!! [and continued to lull her, faster]
[Lamù, now again with quiet voice] In any case my question is the same.
[Sham Poo, now in front of the TV] I think it’s time to tuLn on the TV !!!

She did it, randomly chose the NTV: all the sliding subtitles were talking about this news, the anchormen seemed to be so much nervous.

[Am, so nervous] …. And that’s the way it is, we like or not: this night someone has been introduced into the Royal palace, has (almost) massacred all the royal guard with some kind of electroshock and kidnapped H.M. Aiko. Both T.I.M. Akihito and Naruhito (his son) has been wounded and now they’re hospitalized due to the several burnings all over their body. The government has met immediately and declared the national emergency: the United States, Russia, all the UE, the Commonwealth and lots of other countries have assured their support, on the other hand China and North Corea have denied any involvement. You can see once again a photo of H.M. Aiko: what if someone has seen her…

SHOCK !!!

[Ataru, so shocked] Oh.. Oh my God !!! SHE IS !!!!
[Sham Poo, with clear voice] Have you Lealized why…. [now wondering] Hey, Sissy, wheLe aLe you gone?

LAMÙ WAS NOW BEHIND A CURTAIN, TREMBLING SO MUCH !!!
The Chinese walked a bit and then leaved the curtain and found her sister lost in panic: her face was totally white !!!!

[Sham Poo, blinking her large eyes] Sissy, what’s happening ?
[Lamù, lost in panic] D… did you heard ?!? <<MASSACRED WITH SOME KIND OF ELECTROSHOCK>> !!
[Sham Poo, now with clear voice] Hey, Sissy, don’t worry: NONE WILL THINK THAT YOU’lE INVOLVED IN THIS TlOUBLE !!!

[Am, still nervous] .. and here you are the single photo about the kidnappers: IT SEEMS THE SILOUHETTE OF A YOUNG GIRL WITH LONG HAIRS, FLYING !!!

HEARING THIS NEWS, ALL THE PEOPLE (less Aiko) INSIDE THE MANSION FELT DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AN HEAVY THUMP (in a silly way) !!!

[Sham Poo, so scared] S… Sissy….. IT… IT SEEMS YOUl SILOUHETTE !!!!
[Lamù, lost in panic] D… darling, y.. you know that’s impossible !!!
[Ataru, lost in panic too] I know but… but… WE’LL BE ABLE TO CONVINCE THE WHOLE WORLD THAT WE’RE INNOCENT ?!?

[Am, still nervous] … all the army is mobilized, H.I.M. promised any reward to anybody who will give any kind of information but, at the same time [NOW WITH WRATH] HE SWORE THAT WILL CONDEMN THE TERRORISTS TO DEATH !!!!


GREAT COLLECTIVE SHOCK !!!!!


Hearing that words, Ataru held himself in a silly, funny way: watching him, Aiko begun to laught (so loudly, so long)…
… AT THE SAME TIME, BOTH Lamù AND Sham Poo WERE SHOWING THEIR BEST PISSED EXPRESSION !!!!

[Lamù, TOTALLY YELLOW IN FACE, with all the tongue out from the mouth and large shocked eyes] I… I don’t wanna die !!!
[Sham Poo, TOTALLY WHITE IN FACE, with all the tongue out from the mouth and large shocked eyes] Th… theLe is a similaL pLecedent in the histoLy of China: when someone tLied to kidnap Pu Yi, the last emperoL, when he was still a baby, his fatheL Guangxu captuLed the culpables and… AND….
[Lamù, same expression] GO ON !!! <<AND>>…..
[Sham Poo, same expression] …CONDEMNED THEM TO SUFFEl THE 999 CHINESE TORTUlES !!!
[Lamù, lost in panic] OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!!!
[Sham Poo, same expression] They weLe fiLst skinned, then whipped, then fLied into the soia oils….
[Lamù, lost in panic] OH-MY-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!!!!
[Sham Poo, same expression] … but they died duLing the fouLth, when spLead on the bleeding wounds of gaLlic sauce !!!
[Lamù, same expression] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! I HATE GARLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC !!!

Finally Ataru awaked a bit.

[Ataru, with quiet voie] I think that, for the first times, is better to hide Aiko into a safer place. Sooner or later all the world will knock to our door.
[Lamù, still worried] I.. I don’t know where we could hide her.

In that meanwhile, Sham Poo took a look to the baby….

…. AND GOT AN EVIL IDEA !!!

[Sham Poo, now with a strange, evil, SWEET voice] SISSY, I KNOW ONE !!! GIVE ME THE BABY FOl A WHILE OF TIME !!
[Lamù, blinking her eyes] Really ?
[Sham Poo, same voice] Don’t woLLy, Sissy: YOU’LL NOT lEGlET !!!

IN THAT MEANWHILE……

[Ataru, rather whispering] Hey, you !!!
[Lamù, now curious] Darling, what’s going on ?
[Ataru, still whispering] I FEEL THAT SOMEONE IS SPYING US !!! JUST OUT OF THE WINDOW !!!!

FEW SECONDS AWAY IT WAS SMASHED WITH A GREAT HIT OF HAMMER AND A GREAT LIGHTNING FLASHED ON THE AIR…

…. Then, both Sham Poo than Lamù jumped out of it.

In that meantime, a lots of birds flew away !!!

[Sham Poo, babbling nervously] Eh eh eh….Th… they w.. were just birds !!!
[Lamù, babbling nervously too] Eh eh eh… A.. all right Sham Poo, you convinced me: I’ll give to you the baby. [now with clear voice] Darling, there is no one in the gard… [now laughing so much] gh.. gh.. gh.. gh… .WHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!!!
[Ataru, so nervous] Damned alien, quit to laugh in that silly way and help me !!
[Sham Poo, so curious] DaLling, what’s hap……. [now laughing so much] OH MY GOD !!! WHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!!

The two girls had their good reason to laugh…

… IN FACT…

…. NOW THE SHIRT OF ATARU WAS…… [ahem]……. [ogh]……. [well]… <<PAINTED IN BROWN>> !!!!!

[Ataru, so shocked, rather crying] How is possible that a such little being is able to make so much…. So much <<trash>> ?!? [now furious] AND QUIT LAUGHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING !!!!
[Lamù, clearing the tears from her eyes] Don’t worry Darling, you’ll survive !! [now with clear voice] AND LEAVE TO BE WORRIED, THERE WAS NO ONE IN THE GARDEN.

All the peopled walked away into a different room.

IT WAS AN ERROR !!!

IN FACT…

… IF THEY HAD LOOKED MORE CAREFULLY WOULD HAVE NOTICED A DARK SHADOW IN THE GARDEN AWAY QUICKLY !!!

“Oh no, not this way: NOT THIS WAY ” was the thought of the “shadow: SHE COULDN’T FALL INTO A PLACE WORSE THAN THIS !!!

(to be continued)
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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 06:15:32 PM »
alright number 1: This a fanfiction story that Gio wrote, he can do whatever he wants with it.

I guess your right there. If I could change one thing about the UY series I would have Shinobu fall in love with Mendou, as opposed to falling in love Inaba who (in my opinion) is a terrible character.
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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2009, 05:00:17 PM »
A dream of Lamú become immediatly true: is due to a "drunk stork" ?!? Or someone else is attempting the life of a misterious baby ?!?

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"THE DRUNK STORK"


CHAPTER 3: THE DEVIL WORKS THE POTS BUT NO LIDS !


Tomobiki, full springtime.


Strange noises were coming from the main bathroom of the mansion of Lamù...

.. so much strages....

... TOO MUCH STRANGES !!!

IN FACT...

.. LOTS OF PEOPLE WAS HAVING A REAL "FIGHT" VERSUS A LITTLE BEING !!!

[Aiko, screaming so much] Uééééééééé !!!
[Lamù, screaming too] I SAID HOLD HEEEEEEER !!!
[Sham Poo, screaming too] SISSY, I'M NOT DEEEEEEEEF !!!
[Ataru, screaming too] ENOUGH IS ENOUUUUUUGH !!! STOP TO SCREAM, YOU'RE SCARING HER !!!

.. [ahem] ...

All this confusion was because "Her Majesty" Aiko really (REALLY !!) needs to have a bath...

... BUT NONE OF THEM KNEW HOW TO DO IT TO A BABY...

... most of all, NONE OF THEM KNEW HOW TO HOLD A BABY ON THE WATER !!!

[Lamù, still angry] Darling, don't joke: WASH HER THERE !!!
[Ataru, so disgusted, babbling] B.. but she smells so much...
[Lamù, same situation] THAT'S WHY SHE NEEDS A BATH !!!
[Ataru, same situation] B.. but why me ?
[Lamù, now with fake gentle voice] BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU !! [and blinked her large eyes]

In that moment the chinese come back with a large towel.

[Sham Poo, with clear voice] I think that we could use this one to dLy heL. [now wondering] But I don't know how we could use as a nappy.
[Lamù, with clear voice too] Let me think. In this meantime... [and took the baby out from the water] ... DARLING, DRY HER !!

... and put the baby in his arms.

IT WAS AN ERROR !!

IN FACT...

[Ataru, so worried, babbling] ... ehm... I... I suggest you to hurry to have this big idea about the nappy.
[Lamù, so surprised] What ? Why?
[Ataru, same situation] Well, for example....

TOO LATE !!!

A <<GREAT>>, FUNNY NOISE....

.. AND...

... LAMU' AND SHAM POO WERE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, LAUGHTING SO MUCH AGAIN !!!

[Ataru, with a pissed expression, still babbling] I.. I knew !! HER BELLY IS SO MUCH DISTURBED !!!

Ataru was right, <<her majesty>> was really so much disturbed.

IN FACT...


... THE HANDS OF ATARU WERE NOW FULL OF.... [ahem]... well, THEY WERE FILLED OF IT !!

In any case, Sham Poo had the right idea: she ripped a towel, and, after a while, bended it as a triangle.
Now both the girls were trying to put it on "her majesty".

IT WAS AN ERROR !

IN FACT...

[Lamù, so worried] Sh.. Sham Poo, h.. hurry !!
[Sham Poo, worried too] S.. Sissy, d.. don't woLLy me.
[Lamù, still worried] HEY, DON'T LET IT FALL DOWN !!
[Sham Poo, still worried] OOPS !!

They bend both to take the towel.

FATAL ERROR !!!

IN FACT...

.... ANOTHER GREAT, FUNNY <<NOISE>>...

.... AND ...

[Lamù, so much pissed, with drunk voice] OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
[Sham Poo, so much pissed too] NOT THIS WAYYYYY !!!

[Both the girls, crying so much] NOT ON THE HAIIIIIIIIIIIIRS !!!

(in that meantime, Ataru was rolling on the floor, laughting out loudly !!).

In any case, after a while, the situation was normalyzed once again, even if in a strange mode: in fact, Ataru was lulling the baby once again...

... but...

[Ataru, so nervous] Damned alien, WHY YOU'VE JAILED MEEEEEE ?!?

Into another room, both the girls where having a bath.

[Sham Poo, so worried] Sissy, I think that you've exaggeLated about...
[Lamù, with closed eyes and angry voice] when_you_are_naked_I_hav e_to_take_my_precautions !!
[Sham Poo, still worried] Yes but you could avoid to jail him with that iLon ball.
[Lamù, same voice] I_don't_care !
[Sham Poo, now with gentle voice, sweetly red in face] Sissy...
[Lamù, blinking her eyes] Yes ?
[Sham Poo, so sweet] THIS IS THE FIlST TIME THAT WE'VE A BATH TOGETHEl !!!
[Lamù, now sweet too] Oh... you're right: let me wash your back.

... AND THE TWO SISTERS FOUND AGAIN THE PLEASURE OF THE COMPLICITY !!

[Lamù, now wondering] I think that you've a plan about her.
[Sham Poo, now with clear voice] SuLe ! Listen: give me the baby foL a while of time, I'll hide heL in a <<safe place>>. In this meantime all the woLld suLely will knock to youL dooL but you'll have the time to make it know that you'le innocent both. When all will come back to noLmal you'll give back to the EmpeLoL heL gLanddaughteL. [now joyful] AND ALL THE WOlLD WILL CONSIDEl YOU AS HElOS !!!
[Lamù, now with clear voice] Oh, I understeand.

At least, dried and dressed again, the two girls came back into the main bedroom; in that meatime "her majesty" (now laying in bed) began to scream, to shake and to cry so much.

[Ataru, with clear voice] All right, now she's really starving.
[Sham Poo, now worried] Oh my God, I don't know what we could use to feed heL.
[Ataru, same voice] WELL, I THINK THAT TIME HAS COME TO USE <<THIS ONES>> !!!
[Sham Poo, so troubled] D.. daLling, I.. I think that y... you L.. Leally need t.. to know a lots of things about....
[LAMU', TOP ANGRY] DARLIIIIIIIING, LEAVE TO TOUCH OUR TIIIIIIIITS !!!!
[Ataru, <<back to normal>>] In any case we've to feed her.
[Lamù, with clear voice] I GOT !!

.. and flew away ...
.. into the kitchen...
.. and found <<something>>...

IT WAS AN ERROR !!!

[Lamù, so joyful] "Milk powder" !! YES, WE COULD USE THIS ONE !!

After a while, using a teaspoon, Ataru was feeding "her majesty".

FATAL ERROR !!!

[Sham Poo, with clear voice] LemembeL, daLling: when you finish she has to do a "little buLp".
[Lamù, so angry, watching at her with wrath] You just cannot avoid to call him "darling", istn't it ?

At the end, Ataru begun to tap gently Aiko on her back...
... and, after a while...
... A GREAT NOISE ECHOED INTO THE MANSION !!!

[Lamù, so shocked] I.. I think that the Emperor will have to work hardly to learn her the etiquette !!
[Sham Poo, so shocked too] Y.. You'Le Light !!!

In any case, after sometimes, Aiko began to sleep.

[Lamù, with clear voice] All right, time has come. Sham Poo, hold "her majesty" with all of your strenghts when we'll fly. Darling, stay at home: surely someone will come here to ask something about her.
[Ataru, strangely quiet] Ok, Ok !

The alien took her sister by the hand and flew away out from the window.
In that meantime...

[Ataru, OVEREXCITED] WOOOOOOOW, FINALLY A DAY TOTALLY FREE !!! [now screaming] LADIEEEEEEEEES, WAIT FOR ME: I'M COMING !!!
[Oscar 2 suddenly arrived] BEEP ! YOUR PRESENCE IS URGENTLY REQUESTED TO THE MAIN DOOR !
[Ataru, so worried] What ? Oscar, what's going on this time ?
[Oscar 2] BEEP ! IT'S BETTER THAT YOU COME ! BEEP ! QUICKLY !

The robot was right !

IN FACT...

Ataru opened a bit the door...

...
... AND ...
...

[A POWERFUL VOICE] HANDS UP !!!
[ATARU, LOST IN PAINC] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR GH !!

AN ENTIRE REGIMENT OF THE ARMY WAS IN THE GARDEN AND ALL THE SOLDIERS WERE POINTING THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST !!!

[Ataru, lost in panic, babbling] I.. I surrender !!!

...
...

ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE....

...
...

An <<enlarged family>> had lunch: a guy, wearing a red chinese shirt, was eating noisly.
IN FRONT OF HIM, A GREAT PANDA WAS SHOWING TO HIM A NOTICE.

[PANDA'S NOTICE] "YOU'RE A GREAT CURSE" !
[Ranma, so indifferent, still eating] Wh [gnam] what about [gnam] you [gnam] ?
[Akane, so nervous] EAT OR SPEAK, YOU CANNOT DO EITHER !!!

Was in that moment that someone waked up.

[Nabiki, with gentle voice] Come with me, Akane.
[Akane, with trembling voice] R.. really I.. I have to ?
[Nabiki, same voice] Sure.

Both the girls disappeared into the corridor.

[PANDA'S NOTICE] "SUON, WHERE ARE THEY GOING" ?
[Suon, with clear voice] I don't know.

WAS IN THAT MOMENT THAT SOMEONE KNOCKED AT THE DOOR !!!

[Kasumi, with gentle voice] Coming, coming !!

She rose...
... a light, little run...
... the door slided...

...
... AND...
...

... SHE RETURNED SO SHOCKED !!!

[Kasumi, with trembling voice] R... Ranma, is.. is better that you... come to see !!
[Ranma, talking with the mouth full] Sorry ?
[PANDA'S NOTICE] "SWALLOW IN A HURRY AND GO, YOU RUDE !!!"

HE rose...

... walked in the corridor...

... A SUDDEN, HEAVY THUMP !!

Hearing it, both Suon and the Panda rose up, entered into the corridor,

... AND ...


SHOCK !!!


SHAM POO, JUST ENTERED, WAS THERE, HOLDING A BABY !!!

[Sham Poo, sweet as never seen before] Ooooooooh, look my deaL: YOUl DADDY IS SO SWEET WHEN GETS THlILLED !!
[Suon, babbling so much] D... <<DADDY>> ?!?
[PANDA'S NOTICE] "RANMA, GIVE ME AN EXPLENATION ABOUT THIS" !!!
[Ranma, rose from the ashes, still shocked] Sh.. Sham Poo, w.. what th.. the hell of joke !!
[Sham Poo, same situation] Lanma, my beloved husband, this is not a joke [now joyful] THIS IS OUl BABY !!
[Suon, TOP SHOCKED] B.. BABY ?!? RANMA, REALLY HE'S YOUR SON ?!?
[Sham Poo, same situation] DaughteL, please: SHE'S A LADY !!
[Ranma, now with clear voice] Sham Poo, don't joke with me: HAVEN'T YET SPENT 9 MONTHS SINCE WE.. WE..
[Sham Poo, same situation] Well, was a shock foL me too but you've to know: THE PLEGNANCY FOl AN ALIEN IS SO DIFFElENT FlOM THE ONE OF THE EAlTHIANS !!! AND I AM AN "HALFBLOOD", HAVE YOU FOlGOTTEN ?
[Ranma, getting angry] SHAM POO, I DON'T TRUST YOU !!!
[Kasumi, still trembling] R.. Ranma...
[Ranma, now curious] Yes ?
[Kasumi, so shocked] SH.. SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU !!

IT WAS TRUE: REALLY AIKO HAD SOMETHING THAT RESEMBLED TO RANMA !!!

[PANDA'S NOTICE] "Y... YOU UGLY PIG" !!
[Ranma, trembling so much] S... So.. w... what I... I'd have t.. to do ?!?

[Sham Poo, TOP SWEET] LANMA, you've to assume youL Lesponsibilities: YOU'VE TO GET MAllIED WITH ME !!!

Totally confused, Ranma begun to shake and to swelter so much.

[Ranma, lost in panic] Sh.. Sham Poo.. I... I cannot.. y.. you cannot... you cannot ask to me....

[Sham Poo, NOW SHOCKED] WHAAAAAAAAT ?!? NEITHEl IN FlONT OF YOUl DAUGHEl YOU WANNA MAllIED ME ?

The chinese turned a bit, still huging the baby, and begun to cry: her eyes were  hided by her long hairs.

[Sham Poo, among a lots of sighs] A... All light.. [sigh] I got [sigh] I got [sigh] I know [sigh] I WELL KNOW how... [sigh] how much is painful [sigh] to be [sigh] to be abandoned by... [sigh] by a fatheL taht [sniff] that doesn't caLe you [sigh] ! Come on [sigh], come on, my little baby [sigh] I think that [sniff] you deseLve almost [sigh] almost a mom that [sigh] that could caLe at you than... [now crying so much] THAN AN HEAlTLESS FATHEEEEEEEEEEl !!! [sigh][sigh][sigh][sigh]

SHOCK !!!

HEARING THIS WORDS, RANMA FELT DOWN ON HIS KNEES (with an heavy thump) ...
... AND TOOK HIS HEAD ON THE HANDS ...
... in his mind was imagining himself as a cruel devil, in the act of torturing her ...
... so, after a while, at least, rose up ...
... and put gently an hand on the shoulder of the chinese.

[Ranma, still shocked] Sham Poo, please, listen to me.

The chinese held herself...
... AND WATCHED (rather in anger) RANMA WITH THE CORNER OF THE EYE !!!

"GOAL" was her thought !!!!

IT WAS AN ERROR !!!

IN FACT...

... RANMA COLLAPSED ON THE GROUND, HEAVLY HIT BY A GREAT HAMMER !!!

[Sham Poo, now furious] YOU WIIIIIIITCH !!!
[AKANE, TOP ANGRY] Sham Poo, I don't believe a single word about all of you've just said !
[Sham Poo, so angry] LOOK AT HEl: DO YOU lEALLY WANNA DENY THE EVIDENCE ?
[Akane, still angry] So you've already done a DNA test on her ?

"Damn", was the thought of the chinese, "this witch play loud" !

[Sham Poo, same voice] Don't woLLy, I can do it any time I like: I need just one of the haiLs of Lanma and the help of my fatheL.
[Akane, still angry] Just another question: WHAT'S HER NAME ? AND WHEN SHE'S BORN ?!? AND WHERE ?!? HAVE YOU ALREADY REGISTERED HER TO THE REGISTER ?

"No, no, no !", was the thought of Sham Poo, now nervous: "she's discoveLing my bluff".

[Kasumi, so curious] Ranma, do you wanna know ? YOUR DAUGHTER LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE THE GRANDDAUGHTER OF THE EMPEROR !!

HEARING THOSE WORDS, SHAM POO HAD AN HEART ATTACK !!

[Sham Poo, now with trembling voice] K.. Kasumi, w.. what the f.. what the fool aLe you saying ? Is.. is just a...

Was in that moment that someone suddenly appered on the corridor...

.. SO MUCH JOYFUL !!!

[Nabiki, so excited] AKANE, AKANE !! IS WONDERFUL, IS WONDERFUL !!!

HEARING THOSE WORDS, AKANE HAD AN HEART ATTACK !!

[AKANE, TOP SHOCKED] Y.. YOU MEAN THAT... THAT....
[NABIKI, TOP JOYFUL] Two pink lines !!!
[AKANE, LOST IN PANIC] OH... OH MY GOD !!!


[NABIKI] CONGRATULATIONS, MY LITTLE SISTER: YOU'RE PREGNANT !!!!!


(To be continued)
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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2009, 12:03:48 AM »
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A dream of Lamú become immediatly true: is due to a "drunk stork" ?!? Or someone else is attempting the life of a misterious baby ?!?

 

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

 

"THE DRUNK STORK"

 

CHAPTER 4: TO BE OR TO SHOULD BE !



Tomobiki, full springtime.

 

If you think that, deep down, that was to be a radiant spring day, after everything that happened, you'd wonder to yourself what the fate had courage so chaotically mixed all those elements!
It became difficult for him too to even keep track of everything !


IN FACT...

In that meantime, Lamù was flying in the highest sky, when, suddenly, heard a great noise coming from her back.
She turned ...

... AND...

[Lamù, lost in panic] EEEEEEEEK !!

TWO F-15 WERE FLYING BEHIND OF HER !!

Indeed, seemed to seek her own.
In fact, after a while, both begun to fly side by side, one on her right, the other on her left and, progressing much more slowly, shook their wings a little.
It was a clear order of an immediate landing !!
One of the pilots did a sign reeds clear to land immediately !
The alien understood immediately that was into a big trouble, so decided to don't oppose any resistance and to agree to their demands without discussion.

IN FACT...

... she sat on the right of the cockpit of one of them...

... STANDING IN A SEXY POSE ...

... OVERLAPPED MALICIOUSLY HER LONG LEGS...

... AND, WIHT A SIGHT INCREDIBLY SWEET...

[Lamù, sweet as never seen before] Please, don't kill me !! [and passed one hand among her long hairs] I'll be kind, I swear !! [AND WICKED]


IT WAS AN ERROR !!


IN FACT...
 

[F-15's pilot 1, OVEREXCITED] OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, HOW MUCH SHE'S COOL !!! HOW MUCH SHE'S LOVELY !!
[F-15's pilot 2, TOP ANGRY] SATORUUUUUUUUU, YOU DAMNED MANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC !!! WATCH YOUR STEEEEEEEEP !
[F-15's pilot 1, so surprised] Sorry ?!? [NOW SCARED, TOP SCARED] AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!


THE OTHER PILOT WAS RIGHT TO BE WORRIED !!


IN FACT...

... HIS COLLEAGUE WAS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE TOKYO's TOWER !!

 

A SUDDEN TURN...

 

... avoided just in time ...

... but, in that meantime, the alien disappeared !!

[F-15's pilot 2, TOP ANGRY, screaming] SATORUUUUUUUUU, YOU STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIID !!!
[F-15's pilot 1, so shy, babbling] F... forgive me, Aguri but I.. I couldn't... I couldn't kill an angel like that !!
[F-15's pilot 2, same situation] WHAT THE FOOL OF ANGEL !!NOW SAY TO ME WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP SHOULD I DO WHEN WE COME BACK !!
 

"Maybe I did somehow wrong?" was the thought of Lamù, now flying again.

IT REALLY COULD BE !!

IN FACT ...

… NOW A WHOLE FLOCK OF COMBAT HELICOPTERS WERE FLYING AROUND HER !!

 

[A powerful voice, talking from one of the helicopters] MISS LAMU', PLEASE: DON'T FORCE US TO USE THE WEAPONS !!
[Lamù, with clear voice] Ok, Ok: I land immediately !!



ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE...

 

Into a (dark) room of a notorious gymnasium, two people were torturing a guy, hung upside down.

[RANMA, bended and so much wounded, with drunk voice] P... please, leave to torture me ! I... I am innocent !!
[GENMA, FURIOUS] WHAT THE HELL OF <<INNOCENT>> !! HAVE YOU REALIZED WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?!?
[Ranma, same situation] As i was saying, I was hypnotized when...
[SUON, FURIOUS TOO] BUT YOU WEREN'T HYPNOTIZED AT ALL WHEN YOU'VE <<TAKEN>> MY DAUGHTER !!
[Ranma, so embarrassed] Gh... gh.. gh...
[Genma, still furious] So, what do you wanna do right now ? I remember to you that bigamy is forbidden in Japan !!
[A NOTORIOUS, POWERFUL VOICE] WHAT THE HELL AlE YOU DOING TO MY HUSBAND ?!?
[Ranma, with drunk voice] Sh... Sham Poo... pl... please... deliver me !!

The chinese immediately loosened the rope that was bounding him, so Ranma felt down on the ground heavly.

[Ranma, so much painful] I.. I was better before !!
[Sham Poo, with wrath] THOSE WHO ILL-TlEAT MY HUSBAND AlE MY ENEMIES AND I'LL PElSECUTE EVEN TO HELL IF IT SHOULD BE !
[Suon, now crying so much] Sham Poo, [sigh] really you [sigh] you don't understand ? He cannot [sigh] he cannot leave Akane [sniff] right now [sigh] right now that she's pregnant !! WAHAAAAAAAAH !!!
[Sham Poo, still angry] Well, at the same time he cannot leave me: WE'VE ALlEADY A DAUGHEl, YOU KNOW ?

But in her mind was thinking: "Soon they will discoveL my bluff and the situation is going out of contLol ! It means one thing: LANMA MUST DO IN ITS DUTY OF HUSBAND WITH ME ONE MOlE TIME !!

 

ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE...

 

 

Into a bedroom of the same house, two girls were trying to reanimate their little sister.

IN FACT..

.. AKANE, LAYING ON HER BED IN A SILLY POSE, WITH A STUPID, NERVOUS SMILE ON HER FACE, WAS STILL UNCONSCIOUS !!
 

[Kasumi, with clear voice] Nabiki, I think you've chosen the wrong way to tell her about...
[Nabiki, so bored] What I had to do ? [now nervous] AND KEEP QUIET THAT BABY !!

Kasumi re-begun to lull her and Aiko quit to cry.
 

 

ELSEWHERE, AFTER SOME TIMES...

 

Inside a police station, Lamù was now sit on a chair, so bored, with haunt sight.
 

[Police Chies - Now PC] Miss Lamù, please: don't force us to hold her here for long...
[Lamù, so haunt] I've nothing to add to all that I've just said.
[PC, now nervous] But you havn't answered to our main question: WHERE WERE THIS NIGHT AND WHAT WHERE YOU DOING ?
[Lamù, getting nervous too] I_have_my_privacy !
[PC, getting more nervous] Miss Lamù, If  you continue in this way I'll be forced to arrest you.
[Lamù, with clear voice] You cannot arrest me just because into a bad photo there is someone who has a shilouhette who looks like mine !!
[PC, now with grave voice] Miss Lamù, THAT SILOUHETTE USED SOME KIND OF ELECTROSHOCK TO SLAUGHTER THE IMPERIAL'S GUARDS !!

AND THAT SILOUHETTE RUNAWAY FLYING !!!

IN THE WHOLE PLANET YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN DO EITHER !!

AND YOU HAVN'T ANY CREDIBLE ALIBI FOR THIS NIGHT !!!

If you continue in this way I can't do nothing but arrest you !!
[Lamù, getting back nervous] As I've already said, I_have_my_privacy !And.. And... [NOW FUROIS] ... AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE ?

Lamù was right to be angry.

 

IN FACT...


.. THE OFFICE WAS FULL OF POLICEMEN !!


Everyone seemed so much busy...

...
... [ahem] ...
...


... specially when, with the strangest reasons, THEY WERE TRYING TO TAKE A PHOTO OF HER WHEN WAS STANDING IN SOMETHING WHO REMEMBERED A SEXY POSITION !!

 
[Pm, TOP ANGRY] COME BACK TO YOUR WORKS, YOU DAMNED PERVERTEEEEEEEED !!!


.. [ehm] ...

 

Now all the policement were crowding around her.

 

[pm, so excited] Give me an autograph !
[another pm, so excited] Please, give me a date !
[another pm, so excited] Please, give me your email address !
[another pm, so excited] Please, give me your telephone number !
[another pm, so excited] Please, give me a chance to have a night with you !
[Lamù, sweet as never seen before] Pl... please, please: one at a time ! one at a time !!

 
[PC, TOP ANGRY] COME BACK TO YOUR WORKS, IT'S AN ORDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR R !!!!!
[Lamù, now screaming] SHUT UUUUUUUUUP, DON'T YOU SEE THAT I'M BUSYYYYYYY ?!?
[PC, TOP ANGRY, SCREAMING AT THE PHONE] SEND HERE THE "SPECIAL TEAM", NOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!
 

... AND, AFTER A WHILE ....

... the special team entered into the room.

IT WAS COMPOSED EXCLUSIVELY OF WOMEN !!

... AND, after a while ...

... ALL THE "SPECIAL TEAM" WAS CROWDING AROUDN THE ALIEN !!

 

[pw, so curious] Oh, Lamù-chan: how do you keep fit ?
[pw, so curious] Oh, Lamù-chan: you must submit to a strict diet ?
[pw, so curious] Oh, Lamù-chan: could you anticipate the fashion for the next season ?
[Lamù, sweet as never seen before] Pl... please, please: one at a time ! one at a time !!

[PC, TOP ANGRY, SCREAMING LOUDLY] EACH RETURN TO THEIR PLACE OR WILL RESPOND PERSONALLY IN FRONT TO THE EMPEROR OF HIS CONDUCT !!!

Order at least !!!

Was in that moment that the door opened suddenly and another policemen entered into the room...

 
... AND ...

 
[pm, with clear voice] Well, I think that the guy had the right idea to solve the mistery of their alibi.
[Lamù, top curious] Sorry ?

She turned ..

... AND ...


[Lamù, so surprised] DARLING, YOU TOO ARE HERE ?!?

[Ataru, with a strange voice] W... well, th.. the point is that I'm not here for fun but I think that I found a solution to exonerate each other from the accusation to have kidnapped Her Majesty.
[Lamù, TOP CURIOUS, blinking her large eyes] Really? And in which way ?
[Ataru, same voice] Please, come more close to me...

 

ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE...

 

Into a notorious house, inside a bedroom, two sisters were having a talk.

 

[Akane, so much worried] Kasumi, is... is so difficult to care a baby ?
[Kasumi, blinking her eyes] Akane, why this questions ?
[Akane, same situation] Well, since Mom died you have grown me and Nabiki as if you had been in her place, so...
[Kasumi, with dreamy voice] Oh, well: about this one... [little sigh] well, you've to change your mind totally !
[Akane, same situation] What do you mean ?
[Kasumi, same voice] Well, people says that <<babies change the way of life>> and it's true: since now all your attention should be directed toward him. In the beginning it would be so much hard, you've to prepare yourself to support a lots of sacrifices but... [now with a clear smile] BUT WHEN YOU'LL HOLD YOUR BABY IN YOUR ARMS YOU'LL FORGET EVERYTHING, I CAN SECURE YOU !!

Akane begun to cry, slowly and silently.

[Kasumi, so curious] Akane, why you're doing so?
[Akane, rather crying] I.. I've only 18 years...
[Kasumi, so curious] So ?
[Akane, rather crying] It was... it was so beautiful to have 18 years...
[Kasumi, so curious] Akane, what do you mean ?
[Akane, rather crying] It was... it was so beautiful to go to school... to be careless... to be blatantly immature....
[Kasumi, now so sweet] Akane, we're human beings: we cannot remain the same for our whole life.

[Akane, now with sad, trembling voice] KASUMI, I DIDN'T WANTED TO HAVE A BABY RIGHT NOW !! [now with wrath] IF ONLY I COULD, I WOULD GO BACK IN TIME, SOCK THAT DAMEND PIG OF RANMA AND...

[RANMA, SUDDENLY APPEARED FROM THE DOOR] WHAT ?!?

[both the girls, so scared] EEEEEEEEK !
[Ranma, with grave voice] I have heard everything !!
[Akane, with trembling voice] Y.. you were listening us ?
[Ranma, now angry] Kasumi, you're our witness so remember this: [NOW SCREAMING] I HAVN'T FORCED HER AT ALL !!

... and, with few powerful jumps, disappeared from the window !!

Akane looked at the window and...


[Akane, screaming and crying] RANMA !! RANMA !! YOU... YOU CANNOT LEAVE RIGHT NOW !!! YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME RIGHT NOW THAT I NEED YOU !!!

ARE YOU HEARING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ?!?

YOU STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID !!!




ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE…




Hidden in a roof not so far, Ranma was not sit...

... alone...

... with his thoughts !

 

[Ranma, talking to himself] What I have to do ? Sham Poo loves me and have already a baby but I'm not sure at all that she could mine ! On the other hand, I'd have to get married with Akane that would give up to have her and doesn't care to me at all.

 

But what about me ?!?

 

What I want ?!?

 
ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE...

Into the police station, Lamù did a little jump to be more closed to her darling...

... and Ataru begun to whisper something to the ear of the alien...

... AND SHE GOT SURPRISED FIRST...

... THEN PISSED ...

... THEN SHOCKED ...

... THEN ANGRY ...

... AND, AT LEAST ...

 

[LAMU', FURIOUS, SCREAMING] NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!

 

... AND GAVE TO HIM A GREAT ZAP !!!
 

[PC, so shocked too] ... ehm ... could someone please explain to me what the hell...


[Ataru, rising from the ashes] HEY, IN THE TELEFILMS SUCCEED IN A FEW MOMENTS TO SEE IF A MAN AND WOMAN HAVE HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE: WHAT PROBLEMS DO YOU?
 

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!
 

THE WHOLE DISTRICT POLICE WAS NOW LISTENING (inside and outside the room) !!!

[P.M., whispering] So ?
[P.M., whispering too] Ssssssh, here we are at least !!!
 

Embarrassed silence.
 

In that meanwhile, Lamù was showing her worst angry expression.
 

[LAMU', TOP FURIOUS] D-A-R-L-I-N-G, THIS_IS_TOO_MUCH !!!

[PC, with COLD voice] No, Miss Lamù: he's right.
[Lamù, so surprised] What ?

[Pc, still with COLD voice] Now Look: or she will submit to a visiting specialist who supports the thesis of her boyfriend or we arrest you both for trying to kidnap of her majesty Aiko [NOW TOP COLD] AND REMEMBER THAT THE EMPEROR HAS SWORN THAT WILL COMDENN THE KIDNAPPERS TO DEATH !!!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!

 

In her mind Lamù was now imagining a great balance...

 

... ON THE RIGHT, AN EMBARASSING TEST...

... ON THE LEFT, AN ENORMOUS JAR OF GARLIC SAUCE !!!

 

[Lamù, TOP PISSED, WITH TREMBLING, DRUNK VOICE] D... darling, y.. you ... you damned !!!
 

(To be continued)
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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2009, 12:07:11 AM »
it seems to me that....


SATORU = NAKAJIMA (was the F1's driver who races with Senna when he was at Lotus)

AGURI = SUZUKI (the team manager of the "Super Aguri Rancing Team", F1's driver too on early '90).

congratulations for the rest, who knows what's going to happen now ...

PS: Sorry, I was forgotting: YOU PERVERTEEEEEEED !!!

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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2009, 11:31:35 PM »
OOPS, <<ERRATA CORRIGE>>: the correct name of the granddaugher of the Emperor is AIKO, who means <<daugher of love>>.

Sorry.

By the way, why in any manga there isn't any reference to the emperor and to the fact that Japan is an Empire (the last one all over the Earth)?

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« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2009, 11:47:44 PM »
URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"THE DRUNK STORK"

CHAPTER FIVE: TALKING ABOUT THE REPUTATION (VOL. I)


Tomobiki, springtime

Inside the police station, Ataru was nervously walking in circle.

[P.C., so nervous] HEY, QUIT ! YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY !!!
[Ataru, talking nervously to himself] Maybe they were doing evil to her ? Maybe she's feeling bad !! WHAT IF A MAN IS INSIDE THAT ROOM ?

But, suddenly, the door slided...

... AND SOMEONE APPEARED...
... SO JOYFUL !!

[Lamù, with clear voice] Thank you, Mrs Ikeda: you've been really kind !!
[Mrs Ikeda, with clear voice] Oh, I only did my duty.

The alien, with a short fly, joined Ataru..
... gave him a little kiss on his cheek...

... <<AND>>...

[Lamù, "so sweet"] Darling, forgive me: I was wrong.
[Ataru, so surprised, blinking his little eyes] About ?
[Lamù, same voice] The exam wasn't embarassing and painful at all but.... [now with evil voice] The doctor explained to me many of my doubts: FROM NOW IT WILL BE EASIER TO HAVE A BABY ON OUR OWN !!!!!!!!!!!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!!!![/size

[Lamù, blinking her large eyes] Darling, are you all right ?!?

ATARU WASN'T WELL AT ALL !!

IN FACT....

... NOW HE HAD BECOME A PILLAR OF SALT !!!!!!!!!

[Lamù, now talking nervously to the P.C.] So, here you are the evidence: WE'RE INNOCENT !!
[P.C., with cold voice] Miss Lamù, this is the evidence that last night you've had sex with your boyfriend, NOT that you're not involved into the kidnapping of her majesty Aiko.
[Doc.Ikeda, with low voice] That's not true: the evidences were so much... "bountiful"; this means that they've really had sexual intercourses all night long in the past 24 hours.
[P.C., with clear voice] In this case... [and did a bored motion with his hand]
[Lamù, still nervous] REMEMBER THIS: NOONE MUST KNOW THE REASON FOR...
[P.C., still bored] OK, OK, I got.

In the end, the alien and Ataru tried to exit from a secondary door; "to avoid any trouble", she said.

IN FACT...

... THE DOOR SLIDED ...

... AND ...




[ATARU AND LAMU, BOTH SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!

FLASH! FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !FLASH !

A WHOLE ARMY OF PRESSMEN WERE WAITING FOR THEM !!!

[Pm] Lamù chan, really are you involved into the kidnapping of her majesty ?
[Lamù, with trembling voice] N... not at all.. in fact.. in fact the police have realized that... that my alibi was real !!
[Pm] SO IT'S TRUE THAT YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND ALL NIGHT LONG ?
[Lamù, TOP EMBARASSED] GH.. GH... GH.....
[Pm] It's true that the oni's women are able, in that way, to vampiryze the youth of a man?
[Lamù, MORE EMBARASSED] GH.. GH... N.. not the ones of my tribe...
[Pm] Your way to have sex is the same to that of the human women ?
[Lamù, TOTALLY RED IN FACE] I... I d.. I don't...
[Pm] Your boyfriend is able to lead you in the bed ?
[Pm] Who's the most pretending between you and him ?
[Pm] DO YOU FEEL THE SAME ORGASM THAN AN HEARTHIAN ?!?
[Pm] WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE POSITION ?!?
[Pm] WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FANTASY ?!?
[LAMU', TOP FURIOUS] HEY, ARE YOU PRESSMEN OR A GANG OF PERVERTEEEEEEEEED ?

[Pm] Moroboshi, it's true that your new hit has been inspired by her ?
[Ataru, giggling so much, with closed eyes and an hand behind his head] Well, I cannot deny that... [and giggled again]
[Pm] Moroboshi, THAT SONG TALK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR NIGHTS ?
[Ataru, same situation] Oh, well.. [and giggled again]
[Pm] Moroboshi, YOU WROTE THAT SONG AFTER HAVING MADE LOVE WITH HER ?
[Ataru, same situation] Oh, well.. [and giggled again]

A short fly...

... AND THE ALIEN, TOP FURIOUS, GRABBED ATARU ON HIS NECK !!!

[LAMU', SHAKING ATARU AND SCREAMING OUT OF HER SOUL] D-A-R-L-I-N-G, THIS_IS_TOO_MUCH !!
[Ataru, with a silly smile] Hey, have you forgotten ? TODAY THE PRODUCER RELEASE "THE IMPETUOS SEA AT THE SUNSET": DO YOU KNOW A BETTER WAY TO HAVE MORE PUBBLICITY THAN THIS ?!?

LAMU' REALIZED IMMEDIATELY THAT HER REPUTATION WAS DESTROIED FOREVER !!!

IN FACT, THAT SONG HAD THE MOST PERVERTED LYRICS OF THE WHOLE ALBUM !!

So she felt down on the ground, with an heavy thump, swooned.

[Pm] Oh my God, she's bad.
[Ataru, now dropped in front of her, caressing her long hairs on the head] Lamù.... Lamù... hey... wake up... you're making me worry... hey...

In any case...
... after sometimes...
... (AND A GREAT, ENORMOUS ELECTROSHOCK)...
... the alien flew away...
... and finally entered into her mansion...


... AND ...

SHOCK !!!

[LAMU', BACK FURIOUS, SCREAMING NERVOUSLY] HEY !!!!!!!!!!
[---] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!
[Lamù, in fly, still furious, with crossed arms, talking slowly, with COLD voice] EXATCLY.... WHAT WERE YOU DOING ?!?

..... [ehm] .....

The oni was right to be furious...

... in fact...

... SHAM POO AND RANMA WERE STILL HUGED...

... AND THE CHINESE HAD HER BLOUSE TOTALLY OPENED !!!

[Ranma, TOTALLY RED IN FACE, TOP EMBARASSED, babbling] F.. forgive me,  forgive me... I was... I was really out... out of myself...

"DAMN", was the thought of Sham Poo, now dressed again: "HE HAD JUST STAlTED" !!!

[Lamù, same situation] SO, WHAT WERE YOU DOING ?!?
[Ranma, same situation] W.. well I.. I just wanted t.. to show to you my daughter.
[Lamù, still furious] <<YOUR DAUGHTER>> ?!?

[SHAM POO, WITH AN INCREDIBLE AND SWEET SMILE] AIKA !! HE WANTED TO LET YOU SEE AIKA !!

[Lamù, same pose] <<AIKA>> ?!?
[Sham Poo, still sweet, a bit ashamed] Yes: "Aika" !
[Ranma, now so touched] Ooooooh, her name means <<LOVE'S CHANT>>: I didn't knew that you were so romantic Sham Poo.
[Sham Poo, now looking at him with sweet eyes] Oh, Lanma: I'd do anything to make you happy [sigh] !!
[Lamù, still nervous] ... 'COS' SHE'S <<YOUR>> DAUGHTER !!!
[Ranma, now awake, still embarassed, with an hand behind his head] W.. Well, I.. I don't...
[Sham Poo, with closed eyes and a great smile] SUlE: HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MUCH SHE LOOKS LIHE HEl FATHEl ?
[Lamù, still angry] But if she's <<your daughter>>, WHY SHE'S INTO MY HOUSE ?
[Ranma, still embarassed] W.. Well, Sham Poo said to me that you wanted so much to meet and know her that....
[Sham Poo, now worried, now looking at Ranma] Lanma, my beloved husband, DID YOU PAID THAT BILL AT THE SHOP ?!?
[RANMA, TOP WORRIED] WHAAAAAAAAAAT ?!? I-HAD-TO-PAY ?
[Sham Poo, back sweet] Ooooooh, don't woLLy. Use my cLedit card to pay it ! NOW lUN, lUN: I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE ANY DEBIT WITH ANYONE !!!

Funny way to leave an home...


... IN FACT ....

... THE CHINESE GAVE HIM A POWERFUL KICK ON HIS ASS...

... now Ranma was flying into the highest sky.


IT WAS AN ERROR !!!

IN FACT...

... outside, hidden behind a great tree, A DARK SHADOW WAS TALKING INTO A PHONE DEVICE.

[<<shadow>>, whispering] Hey, Mr "A", FOLLOW THAT GUY !! [now surprised] What ? ... what it means "I still havn't no wings" ?!? [now nervous] I DON'T CARE ! LOCALYZE HIS POINT OF IMPACT AND FOLLOW HIM !!

But the fly of Ranma wasn't long at all: in fact he.... [ahem]... "landed" into a trash can not so far...

... AND WAS RESCUED BY A NOTORIOUS GIRL...

... who grabbed him by an ancle...

... AND DRAGGED UNTIL HER HOUSE !!!

"Mmmmmmmh", was the thought of "Mr A", "good to know" !!!


ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE...

... the troubles weren't ended at all.

IN FACT...

... LAMU' GRABBED HER SISTHER ON THE NECK, FURIOUSLY !!

[LAMU', STILL FURIOUS, shaking Sham Poo] SO YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM INTO MY HOUSE ?
[Sham Poo, unbreathing] S... Sissy, I... I don't bLeath...
[LAMU', same situation] I DON'T CARE !! AND WHAT ABOUT THE REST ?!?

The chinese unlocked her with a nervous, martial move.

[Sham Poo, now nervous] SISSY, YOU DAMNED: YOU CANNOT IMAGINE HOW MUCH EFFOlT I DID WITH HIM TO...
[LAMU', SAME SITUATION] OOOOOH, "YOU MADE AN EFFORT" !!! WELL, I DON'T CARE AT ALL !! IF YOU WANNA HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH HIM DO IT INTO YOUR HOUSE !!

[SHAM POO, NERVOUS TOO] SISSY, HE BELIVES THAT AIKO IS OUl DAUGHTEl BUT I THINK NOT FOR LONG; THAT'S WHY HE MUST DO HIS DUTY OF HUSBAND WITH ME ANOTHEl TIME !! IT'S A WONDElFUL OCCASION TO GET MAllIED WITH HIM SO I DON'T CAlE ABOUT THE LOCATION !!!

[Lamù, TOP NERVOUS] YOU PERVERTED !
[Sham Poo, TOP NERVOUS] YOU STUPID !
[Lamù, TOP NERVOUS] YOU CUNT !
[Sham Poo, TOP NERVOUS] YOU IDIOT !
[Lamù, TOP NERVOUS] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !
[Sham Poo, TOP NERVOUS] EEEEEEEEEK !

BOTH THE GIRLS GRABBED EACH OTHER ON THEIR LONG HAIRS...

... and, during the strife, they collapsed on the ground, still fighting...

... and, at the top of the wrath, Lamù tried to give to her sister a great zap...

... BUT NOTHING HAPPENED !!!!!!

[Lamù, so shocked] H.. hey, why I cannot give you a zap ?!?
[Sham Poo, giggling so much] Hi hi hi: IT'S ANOTHEl OF MY POWEl OF "HALFBLOOD"! I CAN NEUTlALYZE YOUl ZAPS IF I CATCH YOUl LITTLE HOlNS, mom didn't tell you anything about it?!?

IT WAS AN ERROR !!

IN FACT...

... just out of the window, <<the shadow>> was watching that scene !!

"Good to know" was his thought !!

But someone else entered into the mansion...

... AND....

SHOCK !!!

[A POWERFUL VOICE] HEY !!!
[Both the sisters, so scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!

[ATARU, TOP SHOCKED] L... LAMU', Y.. YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH.... WITH YOUR SISTER ?!?[/size]



[... ahem ... ]




Now both the girls realized: THEY DIDN'T REALIZED THAT THEY HAD THEIR CLOTHES TORN...



.... and that were still laying on the floor...



...... AND THAT WERE RATHER NAKEDS !!!

[Lamù, TOP EMBARASSED, babbling] D... darling, th.. this is not how it seems...
[Sham Poo, TOP EMBARASSED, babbling too] Th.. that's tLue, daLling, I... I can explain too about...

[Ataru, TOP NERVOUS] Y.. YOU... YOU... [NOW SCREAMING] YOU ARE TWO GREAT PERVERTEEEEEEEEEEEEEED !!!

 [!!!]

[ATARU, TOP EXCITED] COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIING !!!!!!!

He did a great jump...

... AND ...

................ KAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOW !!!!

After few minutes...

... ATARU WAS LAYING (unconscious) INTO HIS (enormouos) BED, WITH A GREAT LUMP ON HIS HEAD !!
Both the sisters, now back to decence, were around him

[Sham Poo, blinking her large eyes] Sissy, I still do not undeLstand why did you hit with that big hammeL...
[Lamù, still nervous] Mom didn't explained nothing about the "cases of life", right ?!? [now curious] By the way, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABOUT THE "BILL TO PAY" ?!?
[Sham Poo, sweet like never seen before] Oooooooh, we have had a stLong shopping time befoLe aLLiving heLe !
[Lamù, so surprised] Really ? Why ?
[Sham Poo, still sweet] FOR AIKO !! SHE NEEDS ANYTHING, HAVE YOU FOlGOTTEN ? LOOK, LOOK BEHIND OF YOU !!

The alien turned...

... AND...

SHOCK !!!

A CORNER OF THE BEDROON WAS FULL OF CASES OF ANY DIMENTION !!

[Lamù, babbling] gh.. gh...gh.. wh... what th.. what the hell of...
[Sham Poo, still sweet] Diapel baby, towels, body lotion, baby body, stroller, changing, feeding bottle, cot, little sheets and covers...
[Lamù, so shocked] I... I never believed that a child needed so many things!
[Sham Poo, still sweet] Well, this is just what a kind salesman suggested to me. But... LOOK AT THIS !!

The chinese took over a bathrobe for children.

[Sham Poo, so much sweet] Sissy, you don't note anything ?
[Lamù, blinking her large eyes] About ?
[Sham Poo, with a great, innocent and sweet smile] LOOK, IT HAS ALSO ITS LITTLE SHOWEl SLIPPEls !!!

Was in that moment tha "her majesty" begun to show "signes of revival"

[Lamù, so scared] Oh... oh my God Sham Poo, w.. what I.. I'd have to...
[Sham Poo, still sweet] .. ehm... foLgive me, Sissy but I have to go: in a couple of hours I have to be in a television [and ran away]
[Lamù, BACK NERVOUS] HEY, YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME IN THIS WAYYYYYY !! THIS IS DISERTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !!!!

But, suddenly, the chinese came back to the door of the bedroom.

IT WAS AN ERROR !!!

IN FACT...

[Sham Poo, a bit ashamed] Sissy...
[Lamù] Nan-da ?

[Sham Poo, more ashamed] IF THEY ASKED TO ME "WHY YOUl SISTEl WEAlS ONLY PANTIES, BlA AND BOOTS" WHAT I SHOUD ANSWEl ?!?



POW !!!
[/size]



Later, into a television studio...

[Anchorman, so curious] Sham Poo chan, what happened to your right eye?[/color][/size]

[Sham Poo, so nervous, WITH AN EYE TOTALLY BLACK AND VIOLET] IT'S AN ALLElGIC lEACTION.....



(TO BE CONTINUED)
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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2009, 10:10:30 PM »
i was waiting for this since a long time....
Nice work! this story becomes weirder on every chapter
Long live to Lum, our queen and goddess

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« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2009, 11:20:16 PM »
Thanks Ferrango  _/-\o_  _/-\o_  _/-\o_


URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"THE DRUNK STORK"

CHAPTER SIX: TALKING ABOUT THE REPUTATION (VOL. II) [color]


Tomobiki, springtime
   
Ataru's head buzzed like a beehive but, little by little, he remembers where he was still lying on her bed...

... AND, FINALLY....

... <<REALIZED>> WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

THE ALINEN, IN FLY, WAS RUNNING BEHIND "HER MAJESTY" (who was running and giggling so much), SCREAMING NERVOUSLY !!!

[LAMU', FLYING AND SCREAMING, TOP ANGRY] AIKOOOOOOOO, ENOUGH IS ENOUUUUUUGH !
[Ataru, so scared] Lamù, what's going on ?!?

The alien fell down on the floor, cryind desperately.

[Lamù, crying so much] WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH, HAS SOILED THE BEEEEEEEEEED !!
[Ataru, lost in panic] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!

..... [ahem] ....

... "her majesty" didn't known the etiquette.

IN FACT...

... THE ENORMOUS BED OF LAMU' WAS SO MUCH DIRTY OF.... [ahem]..... WELL, IT WAS SO MUCH DIRTY !!

[Lamù, still crying] WAHAAAAAAAAAH, WHAT I DID WRONG TO DESERVE ALL OF THIS?

Ataru took a look of Aiko...

... AND...

[ATARU, FURIOUS] LAMU', YOU DAMNED ALIEN: YOU PUT HER THE DIAPER ON THE CONTRARY !! THAT'S WHY SHE HAS SOILED EVERYTHING !!!

The alien fell down to the ground once again, groaming, in a silly pose.

Later, Ataru and Lum noticed early that Aiko had a mysterious "power"...

IN FACT...

... SHE NEVER GOT TIRED, EVEN WHEN IT WAS TIME TO GO TO SLEEP !!

Ataru had to do a great work with her, playing and caring her, because, after sometimes, Lamù fell into a deep sleep but...

... SUDDENLY ....

... SHE BEGUN TO SNIFF SO MUCH....

... AND...

[Lamù, lost in panic] Oh my god: DARLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING !!!

SHE AWAKENED IMMEDIATELY !!

A FAST, NERVOUS FLY !!

[Lamù, now flying, still lost in panic] DARLIIIIIIIIIIIIIING, DON'T TURN ON THE LIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS !! I FEEL SMELL OF GAAAAAAAAAAAS !!

She searched them into any room of her (great) mansion...

... AND, FINALLY....

[LAMU', SHOCKED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!

 :o

FOUND ATARU WITH AIKO INTO THE KITCHEN !!!

[Lamù, now angry, screaming] DARLING, DID YOU GOT CRAZY ?!?

IT REALLY COULD BE !!!

IN FACT....

... ATARU WAS LULLING <<HER MAJESTY>> OVER A COOKING STOVE, WITH THE GAS TAP FULLY OPEN !!

Hearing her scream, Aiko got up immediately and begun to cry loudly !!!

[ATARU, FURIOUS] DAMNED ALIEEEEEEEEEEN, I HAD JUST FALLEN ASLEEP HEEEEEEEER !


POW !

[Lamù, so nervous] I gave to you just this one because I don't wanna destroy my house ! [now screaming] AND QUIT TO BE SO STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID !!!
[Ataru, groaming, WITH AN EYE BLACK AND VIOLOET] gh.. gh... gh...

It begun a long, long night....

... but, finally, Aiko surrendered and begun to sleep.
It was so late (SO MUCH <<LATE>>) when Ataru put "her majesty" into her new cot and "climbed" on his enormous bed to try to have relax.

[Ataru, talking to himself] gh.. gh.. gh.. How.. how it's possible that [pant pant] that a such little being [pant] has so much strenght ?!? I.. I feel that [pant pant] I havn't the strenght to point a pin on the butter ! [GROAN] MEEEEEEEEEEEN, I'M EXAUSTED ! [pant pant] Even if I find the most beautiful woman waiting for me in the bed completely naked universe I could remain indifferent.

ATARU WAS WRONG !!

IN FACT...

... THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF THE UNIVERSE WAS ALREADY INTO THE BED (rather naked, as usual)...

... AND REALLY SEEMED THAT WAS WAITING FOR HIM !!

IN FACT...

.. Lamù grabbed Ataru on his pajama...

... AND BEGUN TO UNDRESS HIM !!

[Ataru, now giggling, happly excited, talking to himself] Ok, Ok, I got: I'll sacrifice myself for the honor of the earthians !! [and giggled again]

AND FINALLY, WHEN HE WAS HALF NAKED......

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[ATARU, SCREAMING, LOST IN PAIN] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAARGH !!!

THE ALIEN SQUEEZED HIS BREAST HARDLY ONCE AGAIN !!!

Many tears begun to flow from his large eyes and Lamù begun to lick and drink them, one afer one !

[Ataru, still lost in pain, FURIOUS] LAMU', WHEN WILL END YOUR DAMNED WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMPS ?!?
[Lamù, still licking Ataru's tears] F.. forgive me, forgive me: I'm so ashamed of myself but.. I was feeling so much bad ! I couldn't.. really: I couldn't resist anymore !!
[AIKO, LOST IN PANIC] Uèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèè !!
[ATARU, FURIOUS] LAMU', YOU DAMNED ALIEN !! I HAD JUST FALLEN ASLEEP HEEEEEEEER ! ENOUHG IS ENOUUUUUUUUUGH !! NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO LULL HER !!

... ehm ...

... what I was talking about ?!?
Oh, yes, you're right: IT WAS A LONG, LONG NIGHT !!

But, finally, Aiko begun to sleep so deeply.

PITY, IT WAS TIME TO WAKE UP !!!

Both the guys had a strange breakfast that day.

[Ataru, with drunk voice] Lamù, why the robots didn't have helped ?
[Lamù, with drunk voice too] Th... they arn't able to manage this situation, you know.
[Ataru, same voice] P... please, odrer that damned optional module: I'll pay any amounth before to have another nigth like this.

Was in that moment that someone knocked, so gently, to the main door.

After a short fly Lamù opened it...

... AND...

[Lamù, still so groggy] Oh, Sham Poo: God sends you !! We really need any kind of help possible to...


POW !


[SHAM POO, SO NERVOUS] I DIDN'T EVEN THANKED FOl THE SUGGEST THAT YOU GAVE TO  ME LAST NIGHT !!

Lamù was now laying on the floor, swooned and with a silly pissed expression on her face, WITH AN EYE BLACK AND VIOLET !

And the worste was yet to come !!!

IN FACT...

... into a recording room, a notorious rock band was trying to record a new song but....

[Producer, so angry, screaming] MOROBOSHI, YOU DAMNED SLEEPYAHEAD: WAKE UUUUUUUUUUP !
[Ataru, rather sleeping, with drunk voice] Eh ?!?
[Producer, still nervous] ENOUGH IS ENOUUUUUUUUUGH !! IT'S THE TENTH TIME THAT YOU MISS IN THE SAME POIIIIIIIIINT !!!
[Ataru, same voice] F.. forgive me but... I HAD A NEVERENDING NIGHT THIS NIGHT !!

HEARING THIS WORDS, A DIABOLICAL GIGGLE SPREAD AROUDN THE ROOM !!!

That's why Kakugari left his drums, step so close to Ataru...

... AND ....

[Kakugari, talking slowly, WITH GRAVE VOICE] COME, ATARU: COME WITH ME !!

He took him on his arm and did few steps away.

[Ataru, so surprised] Hey, what the fool...
[Kakugari, same situation] NOW, SAY...
[Ataru, still surprised] What ?

[KAKUGARI, STILL WITH GRAVE VOICE] <<HOW MANY TIMES, MY SON>> ?!?

[ATARU, NOW FURIOUS] <<HOW MANY TIMES>>... WHAT ?!?

[Kakugari, now TOP excited] WELL, I THINK THAT IT MUST BE REALLY HARD TO TAME A SUCH WILD CAT LIKE LAMU' IN THE BED, RIGHT ? SO, HOW MANY TIME THIS NIGHT ?!?
[Perma, TOP excited, so perverted] HOW MANY ORGASMS SHE HAD ?
[Chibi, TOP excited, SO MUCH PERVERTED] DOES SHE LIKES TO USE "TOYS" ?!? TO BE BOUNDED ?!? TO BE PHOTOGRAPHATED !??
[ATARU, SCREAMING OUT OF HIS SOUL] MIND YOUR DAMNED BUSINEEEEEEEEEEEES !!

But, suddenly, someone had the "right idea" to shake him a bit.

[Producer, with COLD voice] Moroboshi, enough is enough. Now look: or you're able to record this song within this evening or.... [now with sadic voice] OR I'LL SAY TO THAT GIRLS OUT OF THERE TO GO AWAY !!
[Ataru, now surprised] What ? GIRLS ?!?
[Producer, still with sadic voice] TAKE A LOOK JUST OUTSIDE THE WINDOW...

He did it...

... AND ...

... JOYFUL SHOCK !!!

A LOTS OF GILRS WERE CROWDING AT THE MAIN DOOR...
.. SCREAMING NERVOUSLY...
... and someone of them had a poster.

Into anyone of them it was written...

[G....G.....G...... GULP !!!]

<<MOROBOSHI, YOU WILL FEEL MY SKIN ON YOUR SKIN>> !!

... as he sang into the song "the impetous sea at the sunset".

IT WAS LIKE THROWING SOME GASOLINA OVER A GREAT FIRE !!

So Ataru grabbed Kakugari with his right hand, Perma with his left hand, Chibi with his teeth and came back inside the recording room, dragging with him all the UYTRIBE's members.

[ATARU, TALKING WITH THE MOUTH FULL] LET'S GO: WE HAVE TO FINISH THIS WORK WITHIN FEW MINUTES, BECAUSE LATER I GOT A MOST IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO CARE !!

In this way Ataru got enough energy to manage the day.

But someone else was less lucky.

IN FACT...

Into a studio, four cool girls was trying to make an advertising photo session but someone was getting nervous.

[Art director, screaming nervously] WAKE UP LAMU', WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUP !!
[Lamù, still groggy] Eh ?
[Art, director, same situation] ENOUGH IS ENOUUUUUUUUGH !! YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE WITH THE OTHER GIIIIIIIIRLS AND A TELEGRAPH POLE IS MORE EXPRESSIVE THAN YOU TODAYYYYYYYY !!!

[Lamù, groaming] F.. forgive me but... I HAD A NEVERENDING NIGHT THIS NIGHT !!

HEARING THIS WORDS, A DIABOLICAL GIGGLE SPREAD AROUDN THE ROOM !!!

[Lamù, getting nervous] Hey, what's this silly laught ?
[Art director, still angry] I don't care at all about them !! Now look: this service must be finished within this evening. [now screaming] OR YOU WORK HARDER OR YOU'LL BE CHARGED THE PENALTY !!
[Lamù, now screaming] IF YOU WANNA THAT I WORK HARDER GIVE ME ONE HOUR OF PAUSE !!
[Art director, screaming too] WHAAAAAAAAT ?!? ONE-HOUR ?!? TEN MINUTES WILL BE ENOUGH !!
[Lamù, still nervous] 50 !
[Art director, still nervous] 20 !
[Lamù, still nervous] 30 !
[Art director, still nervous] Gone, but if you...
[Lamù, TOP nervous] I don't care at all about you ! [now screaming] LEAVE ME ALONE, I WANNA HAVE RELAX !!!

Embarassed silence.

The alien flew away and all the people inside the studio begun to speak low and nervously.

Into another room, the others 3 gilrs where having a nervous coffe break.

[girl-1, so angry] I hate her !
[girl-2, so angry too] I detest her !
[girl-3, so much angry] She's so much nasty !!
[girl-1, still angry] If I had asked a break of half an hour I would have been summarily fired !!
[girl-2, getting more angry] Neither Naomi Campbell is so much capricious like her !
[girl-3, TOP angry] If is not that I have already signed a contract I would have refused to work with the sex-starved !!
[girl-1, now whispering] You heard what her boyfriend says about her in that song?
[girl-2, whispering too] Oh, yes: "I want so much to touch you/sitting at the bar/or maybe in front of the altar/one step away from me/come on sister/we're walking oht the headlong/[now nervous]I WANNA HAVE SEX ! SEX ! SEX...."

[girl-3, NOW WITH CLEAR VOICE, TOP ANGRY] THIS IS UNRIGHT !! WE'VE TO WORK HARD WITHIN THAT DAMNED NYMPHOMANIAC IS SLEEPING THE "SLEEP OF THE RIGHTOUS" !!

[A SUDDEN POWERFUL VOICE] I'M NOT A NYMPHOMANIAC !!!


[ALL THE GIRLS, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!!

The three girls were right to be scared.

IN FACT...

.
..
...
....
..............

VOLTS !!!


ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!!!!!!!!!

Hearing that great noise, all the rest of the people entered into the room...

... AND ...

... FOUND A GREAT CLOUD OF SMOKE !!

[A photographer, so scared] gh ... gh.. w.. what happened ?!?

[LAMU, FURIOUS] I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED: I CAUGHT THESE THREE WHO WERE SMOKING STRANGE THINGS !! IT'S SIMPLLY MONSTROUS !! I REFUSE TO WORK WITH THEM !! I CONSIDER IT A SERIOUS BREACH OF CONTRACT ! I QUIT ! ANY PENALTY MUST IMPUTED TO THEM !!

THE ALIEN WAS REALLY SCARING !!!!

That's why nobody had enough courage to contradict her.

In any case Lamù flew away and, after a nervous fly, came back to her mansion.

She found randomly Ataru.

[Ataru, with clear voice and a great smile] Hello Lamù ! What did I tell you? Today our song came in first place in the hit parade due to advertising (for free) made by those journalists maniacs !!


POW !

[LAMU', STILL FURIOUS] I DID EVEN THANKED ABOUT THIS !!

[Ataru, laying down to the ground, with trembling voice AN EYE BLACK AND VIOLET] D... d.... damned alieeeeeen !!!


(TO BE CONTINUED)


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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2009, 10:44:35 PM »

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"THE DRUNK STORK"

CHAPTER SEVEN: FOUR TROUBLES FOR FOUR SISTERS [color]


Tomobiki, springtime

Inside a notorious house, an "enlarged family" was having lunch but, incredible but true, it was totally silent !!

[... ahem ...]

... truthfully, it was a NERVOUS kind of silence, because everybody was watching to everybody with evil sight...

... until someone was able to break that strange spell.

[Ranma, talking with the bowl in front of his mouth] Nabiki...
[Nabiki, talking with the bowl in front of her mouth] Nan-da ?
[Ranma, same situation] ABOUT THE PREGNANCY TEST OF AKANE...

At those words, everyone stopped to eat.

[Ranma, now awake, with clear voice] ... YOU STILL HAVE IT WITH YOU, RIGHT ?
[Nabiki, TOTALLY COLD] True.
[Ranma, same situation] I was thinking about this.
[Nabiki, still cold] Speak !
[Ranma, now with evil voice] YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAVE SEEN IT !!
[Nabiki, still cold] So ?

[Ranma, now so angry] COULD YOU KINDLY SHOW IT TO ME TOO ?!?

Now the eyes of everybody were pointed versus Nabiki.

[Nabiki, with a cold smile] Of course !

...

[Nabiki, TOP COLD] GIVE ME 7.000.000 YEN AND YOU'LL GET IT !!!


NERVOUS SHOCK !!!

[AKANE, now awake, FURIOUS] NABIKIIIIIIIIIII, THIS IS TOO MUUUUUUUUCH !! YOU CANNOT PLAY WITH MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEE E !!
[Nabiki, still cold] Ok, Ok: I stop joking !!
[Ranma, getting more nervous] So ?

[NABIKI] GIVE ME JUST 1.000.000 YEN AND YOU'LL GET IT [/size][/color]!!!

Hearing that words, a persone arose, still keeping his arms crossed.

[Suon, with grave voice] Nabiki, we have to speak !
[Nabiki, so gentle] About ?
[SUON, NOW CRYING IN A SILLY WAY] YOU CANNOT TREAT YOUR SISTER LIKE A MONEY MACHINE !! SHE'S REALLY IN TROUBLE DEEP !!!

[Nabiki, now so touched] D.. daddy d.. don't cry !! Don't cry !! I [sigh] I didn't... [sigh] I didn't wanted to [sniff] to make you suffer !! [sigh sigh] !
[Suon, now with a great, wonderful, silly smile] So ?!?

[Nabiki, with clear voice] GIVE ME ONLY 50.000 YEN AND YOU'LL GET THAT TEST[/size][/color] !

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM [/size][/color]!!!

[AKANE, TOP NERVOUS] I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!! 

But, suddenly, someone had a bright idea

[Kasumi, with genlte voice] Akane, you know that Nabiki alwasy wants to joke with you ! The solution is easier than you think.
[Akane, so surprised] Really ?
[Kasumi, with sweet voice and eyes] Sure, IT'S ENOUGH THAT YOU REPEAT THE TEST !!

HEARING THAT WORDS, NABIKI HAD A (hidden) HEART ATTACK !!!

[Ranma, now with a sadic giggle] You're right !! [now with clear, evil voice] COME, AKANE, <<MY SWEET BRIDE>>: COME WITH ME !!

He tried to grab her on the arm but she unlocked with a nervous, martial move.

[Akane, still angry] I WON'T STRIP IN FRONT OF YOU !!
[Ranma, now so embarassed] Gh.. gh.. b.. because y.. you need t... to strip to do that damned test ?
[Kasumi, blinking her eyes] Ranma, you really need to know a lots of things about...

... BUT, SUDDENLY...

... NABIKI STOOD ...

... AND ...

[Nabiki, with a wonderful smile] ... ehm ... NOT RIGHT NOW !!
[Ranma, so surprised] Why ?
[Nabiki, now with a strange, embarassed voice] B... because... [ogh].. because.... [ahem]... [now sweetly shy, so red in face] BECAUSE ME AND AKANE HAVE A DATE !!


SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK !!!!!!!!

[Ranma, lost in panic, standing in a silly pose] W.... whaaaaaaaaaat ?  <<A date>> ?
[AKANE, TOP FURIOUS] NABIKI, YOU DAMNED !! HOW CAN YOU INVOLVE ME IN YOUR AFFAIRS ?!?
[Nabiki, so cold, with EVIL voice] Akane, sweet little sister, you think to have other opportunities to have a date once the baby is born?
[Akane, now with evil sight] Now that you make me think....

Akane, out of the corner of her eyes, watched at Ranma...

... BUT HE TURNED AWAY !!!

[AKANE, WITH SADIC VOICE] LET'S GO NABIKI !! I CANNOT WAIT TO GET OUT ! BASICALLY, A <<BLIND DATE>> IS VERY EXCITING !!!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh.....

IT WAS AN ERROR !!!


ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE...

... into a notorious mansion, three people bustled around a notorious girl.

[Lamù, so nervous] HOLD !!! HOLD HER !!! I SAID HOLD HEEEEEEEEEEEER !!
[Sham Poo, nervous too] SISSY, ENOUGH IS ENOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH !!

Seeing that distressing scene, Ataru took the initiative

[Ataru, nervous too] OUT OF THE WAY !!! I'LL CHANGE HER DIAPER ON MY OWN !


R E V E L A T I O N !!!

Few quick moves...

... AND ...

... HER MAJESTY AIKO WAS CLEAN AND DRESSED AGAIN !!!

Ataru turned for a moment...

IT WAS AN ERROR !!!

[Ataru, standing in a triumphal pose] I'm good, right ?
[LAMU', TOP SCARED] HEY !! HEYYYYYYY !!
[SHAM POO, LOST IN PANIC] WATCH OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT !!!

TOO LATE !!

..........
.........
.......
.....
...
..

BONK !!

AIKO FELL TO THE GROUND AND REMAINED MOTIONLESS AND BREATHLESS FOR A FEW, INTERMINABILE SECONDS !!

SHE LOOKED DEAD !!

In that meantime...

... ATARU SAW IN FRONT TO HIM SOME PEOPLE READY TO FLAY AND TO WHIP HIM ...

... SHAM POO A HUGE FRYPAN FULL OF SOYBEAN OIL BOILING...

.... LAMU' A JAR RIDGE OF GARLIC SAUCE !!

With trembling hands Ataru tried to shake a little <<her majesty>>

[Ataru, lost in panic] ... ehm .... Aiko... p... please.... s.. say something... y.. you cannot be so bad !!

... AND FINALLY ....

...............
.............
...........
..........
.........
.......
.....
....
...



[AIKO, CRYING SO MUCH] BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA AAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!

[Ataru, now breathing] Puff, she's still alive !!

BONK !!
KA-THUMP !!!


ATARU FELL, HIT BY TWO GREAT HAMMERS !!

[Lamù, in fly, furious] YOU DAMNED !!
[Sham poo, furious too] NeveL tLy moLe !!!

He was still swooned when the two sisters tried to lull and conford Aiko...

.. INVAIN: SHE WAS STILL CRYING, DUE TO THE SCARE !!

[Lamù, with clear voice] Men, this little being really drive me crazy.
[Sham Poo, with drunk voice] Oh, you cannot imagine how haLd was caLing heL today. [now wondering] Sissy, why youL Lobots weLen't able to help me ?
[Lamù, still lulling Aiko] You're right, enough is enough: I'll call immediately my parents to ask to send me that damned optional module to..

HEARING THOSE WORDS, SHAM POO HAD A JOYFUL SHOCK !

[Sham Poo, sweetly excited] S.. SISSY, TH.. THIS MEANS THAT YOU CAN PHONE TO MOM AND DAD ?
[Lamù, now with sweet voice] Sham poo, if you wanna speak with them you can come here any time you like !!

In a few moments, into another room, a screen was turned and, after a while, a notirious people appeared.

[Mrs Invader, so sweet] Sham Poo, how long !
[Sham Poo, so touched] M.. mom... [sigh].. I... I MISS YOU !!
[Mrs Invader, same situation] We miss you too so much. Don't worry, me ad daddy will come soon to meet you.
[Sham Poo, now a bit shy] M.. mom, I... I wanted to ask to you a favoL.
[Mrs Invader, now so curious] About ?
[Sham Poo, still sweetly shy] W.. well, th.. the point is that the Lobots of Sissy need an optional module to be able to...
[Mrs Invader, TOP curious] What ? An optional module ? Which one she needs ?
[Sham Poo, TOTALLY RED IN FACE] The one about.... [ehm] ... [now with clear voice] ...  ABOUT THE CAlE OF THE BABY !!!

[MRS INVADER, TOP JOYFUL] OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!! DEAR, DEAR: RUN !!
[Mr Invadr, talking from another room] Hey, what the fool...
[Mrs Invader, still screaming joyfully] RUN, WE BECAME GRANPARENTS !!
[Mr Invader, sweetly shocked] WOOOOOOOW !! COMING !!

Was in that moment that Lamù appeared on the screen of her mother...

... STILL HOLDING AIKO !

[Lamù, so embarassed] gh.. gh... M... Mom, d... don't get strange ideas.. th.. this is not how it seems...

INVAIN !!
His mother was devouring with her eyes the child

[Mrs Invader, so sweet] Oooooooooooh, how much she's sweet... what that wonderful eyes... look at that lips so red... and.. and... [now troubled] DEAR, THIS CHILD IS NOT AT ALL LIKE YOU !!!
[Mr Invader, with strange voicce] Don't say silly things, look better: SHE LOOKS LIKE THE HUSBAND OF SHAM POO !!
[Mrs Invader, now with crossed arms, so angry] DAUGHTERS, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE ?
[Sham Poo, still red in face] P... please, mom: let me explain....

Their father took the word authoritatively.

[Mr Invader, with grave voice] Daughters, so far I left you free to do whatever you wanted. Today I realized that I didn't done the right thing. Now, or arranged things between you OR YOU WON'T HAVE WHAT YOU DESERVE !

Suddenly the communication broke.

[Lamù, so worried, with a pissed expression on her face] I fear that they have misunderstood the whole.
[Sham Poo, so troubled] Sissy, what dad meant when he said "you won't have what you deseLve?

The alien really wanted to give an explenation to her sister...
... but Aiko was still screaming...
... so she gave it up, due fo "force majeure".

ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE...

... two (different) sisters were wandering into the main street of Tomobiki.

[Akane, so troubled] Nabiki, was a long way we're walking: can you tell me where we had this appointment?
[Nabiki, with trembling voice] Th.. the point is that it's the first time that I come into this part of Tokyo and... and...
[Akane, getting angry] Most of all, WITH WHOM WE HAD THIS DATE ?!?

[A SUDDEN POWERFUL, HOT VOICE] NABIKI, FINALLY !!!

[NABIKI, TOP JOYFUL] ... WHIT THEM !!!

Akane turned a bit...

... AND ...

... FOUND TWO WONDERFUL GUYS IN FRONT OF HER !!!

They were wearing trendy clothes...
... had to do some sport, because they had a truly perfect physical...
..... most of all, THAT BOYS WERE REALLY SO MUCH BEAUTIFUL!

[Nabiki, lost in sweet dreams] What did I say? Weren't they so lovely ?
[Akane, TOP surprised, with trembling voice] W... WHAT THAT AWESOME GUYS !!
[The guy, so joyful] LET'S GO, MY GIRL: THIS EVENING WE DRIVE YOU TO ENJOY THE CITY !!

It was the beginning of an exciting evening.

...
...
...

The day after, two (different) sisters where working into the same studio when, finally, they had a pause.

[Sham Poo, with clear voice] CongLatulations Sissy, it seemed that you weLe Leally sleeping in a sweet way.
[Lamù, giggling] This advertisement for this brand of mattresses happens at the right time, also because I was not pretending at all.
[Sham Poo, blinking her large eyes] What ? Why ?
[Lamù, with clear voice]  Well, the point is that our parents havn't yet sent to me that damend module, so...

A suddenn phone call interrupted her.

[Lamù, so surprised] Hey, this is darling's number.

She opened her cellphone...

... AND ...

[ATARU, SCREAMING PAINFULLY FROM THE PHONE] LAMU' [YEHAOHOAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!] HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP !! [YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAARGH] !!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP !

[LAMU', SO SHOCKED] DARLING, WHAT'S GOING ON ?
[Ataru, same situation] HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP [YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAARGH] I WON'T RESIST FOR LOOOOOOOOOOOONG [YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH]

Suddenly the communication broke

[LAMU', TOP WORRIED] DARLING IS IN TROUBLE DEEP !!!
[SHAM POO, TOP SHOKED] THE BABY IS IN DANGEl !!!

Few moments later the two sisters were flying into the highest sky, Lamù was holding her sister by an hand.

[Lamù, still flying] Are you all right ?
[Sham Poo, with clear voice] Go on ! The women of my tLibe have neveL afLaid !

Finally they landed in front of the main door of the mansion.

It was strangely opened.

They entered and....





BIG SHOCK !!!!




[ATARU, TOTALLY CARBONIZED BUT ANGRY] LAMU', DAMNED ALIEN: THIS IS YOUR FAULT TOO, RIGHT ?!?

[LAMU' AND SHAM POO, LOST IN PANIC BOTH] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EK !!!



(TO BE CONTINUED)

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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2009, 11:13:56 AM »
I can not help but imagine how Rumiko Takahashi would drawn Lum that imagines her death caused by a jar of garlic.

There is no one among you who feel able to try?

PS: cousin is an autobiographical reference when Aiko falls from changing?

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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2009, 11:32:37 PM »
URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"THE DRUNK STORK"

CHAPTER EIGHT: SHADOWS ON THE DARKNESS [color]


Tomobiki, springtime

Nor Lamù nor Sham Poo would never expect to witness a scene like that but the reality was beyond imagination and there was no question of a good thing.

Fact ...

... AIKO WAS FLYING, FLOATING IN THE AIR....

... AND WAS THROWING STRONG ZAPS ON ATARU ("her majesty" evidently had mistaken him for something similar to a plush or some other type of toy to be demolished)...

... AND HAD A PAIR OF SMALL HORNS ON HER HEAD ...

... ABOVE ALL, NOW HER SKIN WAS COMPLETELY COLORED BLACK AND YELLOW (like the alien' stripped bikini).

Short, AKIO HAD BECOME A PERFECT ONI !!!!

[Lamù, babbling lost in panic] H.. how c.. could happen a s.. such a thing?
[Sham Poo, getting suspicious] Sissy, is not that you gave heL something NOT fol eaLthians use ?
[Lamù, now rather nervous] What the fool are you saying ?
[Sham Poo, more suspicious] FoL example, it isn't that you have fed he with  something that you cook it?
[Lamù, now angry] NOT AT ALL, I JUST GAVE HER SOME MILK POWDER !!
[Sham Poo, now angry too] WICH ONE ?!?

NOW LAMU' REALIZED THAT MADE A TERRIBLE ERROR...

... but it was too late to remedy.

[Lamù, babbling again] gh... gh.. I... I gave her the milk powder that I found on my first aid kit.
[Sham Poo, more angry] Sissy, give to me that damned milk.

A short fly...
... and Lamù come back with the famous powder.

Sham Poo read the warnings (her father learned how to read aliens' ideograms when she went on Uru planet)...

.... AND ...

[SHAM POO, FURIOUS] SISSY, YOU STUPID !!! LOOK !!! <<NOT TO GIVE TO THE EAlTHIANS>> !! [now scared, TOP scared] OH MY GOD !! OH-MY-GOD !!! <<WHEN TAKEN IN LAlGE DOSES TH.. THElE ISN'T NO ANTIDOTE>> !!
[Lamù, lost in panic] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!

But the two sisters were still forgetting something...

[ATARU, GROAMING IN PAIN] HEY, YOU FORGET ME ?!? IF YOU DON'T HOLD HER I'LL DIE SOON !!!!

Was in that moment that the chinese had the right idea.

A SUDDEN, GREAT JUMP...

... AND CATCHED AIKO ON HER LITTLE HORNS !!

The zaps stopped immediately !!

[Aiko, screaming and crying] Uèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèèè !!
[Sham Poo, breathing loudly] [anf anf] Luckily I manage to neutLalize her !

Ataru rose from the ashes (SO MUCH CARBONYZED) and walked in front of the alien.

[ATARU, FURIOUS] DAMNED ALIEN, CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME HOW WE'LL RETURN HER TO THE EMPEROR IN THIS STATE ?!?

HEARING THOSE WORDS, LAMU' BECAME TOTALLY YELLOW IN FACE !!!

[Lamù, babbling lost in panic] We... we cannot return her right now to the emperor...
[Sham Poo, babbling and lost in panic too] .... ehm....n.... no... we cannot...
[Lamù, same situation] But if we hold her for more with us......
[Sham Poo, same situation] ... HE WILL COMNDEN US TO SUFFEl THE 999 CHINESE TOlTULES !!!!

Once again, in the mind of Lamù, appeared a great jar full of garlic !!!

[Ataru, lost in panic too] I think that we have just a last hope: that the milk that she drunk wasn't enough to transform her in an Oni in an irreversible way !
[Sham Poo, with trembling voice] Yes but... in whic whay we'll know if she will come back to noLmal ?
[Lamù, with trembling voice too] We... we'll discover it only living !

But, fortunately, the new way to be of Aiko had also a benefical effect: in fact she begun to sleep so deeply.

[Ataru, now with clear voice] Hey, this is the first time that she sleeps during the morning. [and took her on his arms]
[Sham Poo, with a great smile and fake sweet voice] It meens that you don't need me anymoLe. [now with clear voice] SAYONAlAAAAAAAAA, I HAVE TO MANAGE AN IMPOlTAN BUSINESS [and ran away from the main door]
[Lamù, so angry] HEY, THIS IS DISERTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOON !!!!

POCK !!!

[Ataru, so angry] DAMNED ALIEN, DO YOU WANNA WAKE UP HER AGAIN ?!?

The alien fell down to the ground, standing in a silly pose, without enough strength to replicate...
... BECAUSE ATARU THROWED ON HER HEAD A GREAT GARLIC !!


ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE...

In a notorious house, a "dark shadow" was trying to enter by stealth into the room of a girl.
The handle turned silently ...
... The door opened gently ...

... And ...

[---] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!

... TENS OF ARROWS NAILED RANMA TO THE WALL (in a pose very funny and stupid!)

[RANMA, FURIOUS] NABIKI, YOU DAMNEEEEEEEEEEEED !!!

Fortunately the house was totally empty, so none could hear him.

He "landed" from the wall...

... AND ...

... TENS OF SHURIKEN WHISTLED THROUGH THE AIR !!!

But this time Ranma prevented them.

[Ramna, grabbed to the ceiling] You stupid, did you really think that I fell twice in the same trick?

CRASH !!!

THE CEILING COLLAPSED ON THE GROUND (and Ranma with it)

[Ranma, so wounded but furious, standing in a silly pose] NABIKI, YOU DAMNEEEEEED !!

Finally he noticed a little box....
... over it it was written "Akane's pregnancy test"...
... he opened it..

... AND ...


POW !!!

... A PUNCH CONNECTED TO A SPRING STROKE RANMA IN FACE!

Ignoring the pain it looked more deeply into the case...
... AND FOUND A LITTLE PAPER...
... he began to read it...

... AND...

SHOCK !!!

"Notice for thieves: the pregnancy test Akane it's with me always. If you want to get it will cost you 50.000.000 yen"

[RANMA, SCREAMING FURIOUSLY] NABIKI, YOU DAMNEEEEEEEEEEEEED !!!

KATHUMP !!!

AN IRON FELL ON THE HEAD OF RANMA (over it there was a written a great ideogram for which meant "you stupid").

Was in that moment that someone entered into the house: still wounded, Ranma found the strenght to rise and to walk in front of her.

[Ranma, still groaming in pain] Kasumi, where are Akane and Nabiki ?
[Kasumi, blinking her eyes] Well, they said to me that had a date today.
[Ranma, now curious] ONCE MORE ? Do you know where and when ?!? AND WHICH WHOM ?

...

A lots of time later Ranma was wandering (apparently without goal) into the main streets of Tomobiki...

... WHEN ...

SHOCK !!!

RANMA SAW AKANE AND NABIKI, IN "SWEET CONVERSATION" WITH TWO GUYS !!

They really seemed so excited...
... so joyful...
... SO HAPPY !!!



SUDDENLY....

... ALL AROUND RANMA BECAME DARK !!!

Ranma touched a little "things" that were blindfolded.
They looked like paws and claws of a panda...

[Ranma, bored and angry at the same time] Daddy, really do you think that I fell into the same trick any time?!?
[A JOYFUL VOICE] SUlPlISE !!!

Ranma turned ...

... AND ...

FOUND SHAM POO IN FRONT OF HIM, WEARING TWO FUNNY GLOVES MADE IN THE SHAPE OF PANDA'S LEGS !!

The chinese grabbed.... [OOPS!] .... "huged" immediately Ranma, so gently.

[Sham Poo, sweetly red in face, talking with dreamy voice] Oh Lanma, it's wondeLful to meet you heLe.
[Ranma, so shocked] Sh.. sham Poo, y.. you scared me !!
[Sham Poo, same voice] Why ? YOU'lE NOT HAPPY TO SPEND SOMETIMES WITH YOUl LOVELY WIFE ?!?

Out of the corner of the eye, Ranma watched a bit to Akane...

... who did the same ...

... AND TURNED ON THE OTHER SIDE, THEN HELD THE HAND ON THAT UNKNOWN GUY ...

... and disappeared into the crowdy.

It was like throwing some gasoline over a great burning fire.

IN FACT...

... RANNMA CAUGHT THE HAND OF THE CHINESE (rather with wrath) ...

... AND...

[Ranma, with a strange angry/sweet voice] COME WITH ME, SHAM POO: TODAY I WANNA ENJOY THE DAY WITH YOU !!!
[Sham Poo, joyful like never seen before) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!!

... and disappeared them too into the crowd.


FATAL ERROR !!!


If they had looked closer behind them would have noticed a dark shadow that follows them.
"Excellent, now the picture is complete" was his last thought before he also mingled among the people.

...

The following afternoon Sham Poo was walking along a road (finally) silent: he was tired, both for the (boring) work and for the exuberant affection of her fans but still managed to see the profile of a person well known.

[Sham Poo, so joyful] HELLO SISSY !!
[Lamù, so surprised] Oh... ehm... hello Sham Poo.
[Sham Poo, blinking her large eyes] Sissy, aLe you all Light ?
[Lamù, now so troubled] NOT AT ALL !! [now rather babbling] The point is that... that... [ahem]....
[Sham Poo, now so troubled] Something wLong ?
[Lamù, now with wrath] THIS IS WAHT WILL EXPLAIN TO ME DARLING !! COME, COME ALONG WITH ME: THIS TIME I WON'T FORGIVE HIM !!

Her house was just around the corner ...

... perhaps for this reason that Lamù was not flying ...

... fact is that they entered the front door ...

THE HOUSE WAS TOTALLY WRAPPED IN SILENCE !!

[Sham Poo, with clear voice] DAAAAAAAAlLIIIIIING, WHElE AlE YOU ?
[LAMU', LOST IN PAINC] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[Sham Poo, so shocked] Sissy, what's going on ?
[LAMU', SO ANGRY] THE CRADDLE IS EMPTY !!!
[Sham Poo, now with a funny smile] Hey, don't woLLy: peLhaps Ataru led Aiko foL a Lide in the gaLden.
[Lamù, more angry] SHAM POO, WHERE IS THE BABY ?!?

The chinese looked straight at her sister

[Sham Poo, with fake sweet voice] Sissy, YOU'VE TO BE MOlE KIND WITH ME !!!
[Lamù, SO MUCH MORE angry] Sham Poo, I made you a question: WHERE IS THE BABY ?


[SHAM POO, SCREAMING] YOU'lE NOT MY SISTEl !!!

[Lamù, blinking her large eyes] Sorry ?
[Sham Poo, with wrath] If you aLe a spy I must tell you that you do suck: when I watch my sisteL stLaight in the eyes I can always get heL to do what I want, YOU'VE NEVEl NOTICED ?!?

The reaction was not at all what Sham Poo was expecting !!!

IN FACT...

"LAMU'" STRETCHED SUDDENLY HER ARMS...
... Several meters ...
... seemed made of rubber ...
... and froze the chinese to the wall ...
.... AND, WITH HER TONGUE, GRABBED SHAM POO ON THE NECK ...
... AND STARTED TO STRANGLE HER !

Worse, "she" begun to speak with grave, MALE voice.

["Lamù", talking slowly with wrath] OK, no more jokes.

The body of Lamù melted on the floor and now, facing the Chinese, there was a man with expressionless face was completely bald, his skin was pale and his eyes disgusting, coldly blue and bloodshot; everything all contributed to increase the feeling of unease that emanated.

But the worst was yet to come, in fact another man suddenly appeared on the room and caught Sham Poo with his arms.

Despite the chinese were very strong, all his efforts were in vain to free himself: nothing seemed able to break those arms apparently rubbery.

[the "shadow", still talking low and slowly but with wrath] I ask with good manners but this time it will be the last one: where's the girl?
[Sham Poo, still unbreathing] gh... gh... e.. even if I knew I... I would not n... neveL say !!!
[the "shadow", same situation] Ooooooooh, what a pity: I'm forced to be bad.

He went up front ...

... AND TORE ALL HER CLOTHES IN ANGER ...

... Sham Poo was now completely naked ...

... NAKED AND, ESPECIALLY, HELPLESS!


[The "shadow", same situation] SO, LET'S SEE: FROM WHERE WE COULD START?

Hearing this words, the other "shadow" licked greedily Sham Poo's neck and gave her a small bite on the right ear.

[the "other shadow", so excited] Oh, master, leave her to me: SHE'S SO APPETIZING !!!

But Sham Poo wasn't scared at all !!!

[Sham Poo, talking with contemptuous anger] If you plan to Lape me to make me talk you aLe gLeatly mistaken. And it's good to know that when, oveL a thousand yeaLs, that the last woman of my tLibe was Laped, the culpLit suffeLed the wLath of the woman, of heL husband and all of the tribe [NOW SCREAMING] AND EVEN ON HELL WAS SAFE !!!

[The other shadow, same voice and situation] Oh, forgive me, I was forgotting: [now with clear voice] BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU SPEAK ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND !!
[Sham Poo, now surprised] What ? Why ?
[The same shadow, same voice and situation] WELL... I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TORTURES HE'LL BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND !!

The chinese looked up...

... AND ...

[SHAM POO, SHOCKED, SCREAMING DESPERATELY] LANMA, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE ?!?

HANGING FROM THE CEILING HUNG RANMA...
... FAINTED...
... AND HAD VERY DEEP WOUNDS ALL OVER HIS BODY, PRODUCED BY BURNING OF KNIVES !!

[The shadow, same voice] SO FAR WE'VE ONLY JOKING BUT IF YOU DON'T COOPERATE WE'LL REALLY HURT !!!
[Sham Poo, screaming with all her strenghts] YOU CICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS !!
[the shadow, same voice] It's inutile to scream, nobody will help you: it has been so easy to neutralyze the guardian robots of this house.

[Sham Poo, screaming and crying] LANMA !!! LANMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!! PLEASE, SAY TO ME THAT YOU'lE STILL ALIVE !!!

[The shadow] Last chance .... WHERE IS THE BABY ?!?



(TO BE CONTINUED)
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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2009, 12:09:46 AM »

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"THE DRUNK STORK"

CHAPTER NINE: WHEN THE PAST STRIKES BACK[color]


Tomobiki, springtime

Inside the house Lamù the situation was out of control: one of the two "shadows" were still holding Sham Poo (naked and helpless) and the other, with making disgustingly slimy, was approaching Ranma, also helpless because too faint for torture.

[<<The shadow>>, with comptemptuos voice] So ?!? WHERE IS THE BABY ?!? I'm getting nervous !!
[Sham Poo, so scared, with trembling voice] I.. I Leally don't know !!
[<<The shadow>>, same voice and situation] YOU LIAR !!!
[Sham Poo, same voice and situation] THIS IS THE TlUUUUUTH !! I CANNOT LIE !!
[<<The shadow>>, getting nervous] ... AND WHERE COULD THEY BE !??



Mmmmmmmmmh.....


That's right: WHERE WERE ATARU AND AIKO ?!?

...

In a park not far two people were walking and talking, respectively, while pushing a stroller, where slept two very young children.

[the girl, with touched voice] Oooooooooh, you're really a careful father !
[ATARU, TOP EXCITED] REALLY ? [and put an hand behind his head, giggling]
[the girl, now so blue] If I think to my husband it takes on me depression: rather than care me and the child he prefers to spend hours and hours playing videogames [sigh]

Hearing those words, Ataru took both her hands, gently.

[Ataru, with grave voice] How can be possible to abandon a flower so beautiful and delicate ?!?
[The girl, back touched] OOOOOOOH, YOU'RE SO NICE !!!!

"Hey", was his thought, "I'd never thought of but HAVING A BABY IS A GREAT WAY TO MEET A LOT OF YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL MUMMIES !!!"

[the girl, now curious] Can I take a look to your daugher ?
[Ataru, now a bit embarassed, with a silly, nervous smile] W.. Well, d.. don't let strange ideas: w... we've been to a birthday party and everyone was masked, including my daughter. You have no idea what I was struggling for tricks in this way.
[the girl, so surprised] W.... WOOOOOOOW !!! SHE REALLY SEEMS A LITTLE ONI !!

...

But in his home the situation wasn't cheerful at all.

[<<The shadow>>, so much nervous]I finished the patience: or you tell me where is the baby or I'll make a couple more "strokes" to your husband!
[Sham Poo, screaming desperately] NOOOOO !! NOOOOO !!! MElCY !! MElCY !! I lEALLY DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!

IVAIN !!!

<<The shadow>> took a glass of water...

... AND THREW IT IN FACE OF RANMA !!

[<<The shadow>>, with sadic voice] WAKE UP, IT'S TIME TO DIE !!!

Was in that moment that Sham Poo begun to giggle in an evil way.

[<<The shadow>>, so surprised] What's going on ? See torturing your husband made you mad?
[Sham Poo, with evil voice] Eh eh eh eh eh, I've alLeady said: [now screaming] YOU DO SUCK AS SPIES !!
[<<The shadow>>, even surprised] Sorry ?
[Sham Poo, with wrath] when Lanma gets wet with cold wateL becomes a woman, [now screaming] YOU'VE NEVEl NOTICIED ? [now back with evil voice] Instead he Lemained a man! Tell him to stop playing this comedy, I no longeL believe !!!

It was then that the other hint that was holding her gave her a bit deeper into his right ear: Sham Poo cried very strong due to the pain.

[the other shadow, with wrath] MASTER, LEAVE HER TO ME !!!
[the master shadow, even nervous] Let it be !! WE NEED HER ENTIRE !!
[the other shadow, same situation] WELL, EVEN WITHOUT A LEG SHE WOULD HELP US !! Then we know that THE THIGH IS THE BEST PART !!

... AND GAVE HER ANOTHER DEEP BIT ON HER RIGHT ARM !!!

Sham Poo finally realized !!

THEY DIDN'T WANTED AT ALL TO RAPE HER...

... THEY WANTED TO MAKE HER SOMETHING WORSE !!

[Sham Poo, lost in painc] H.. HEY.. HEY... Y... YOU WON'T....

[A POWERFUL VOICE] NEVER MIND MY SISTER !!

[the master shadow, so surprised] WHO IS THERE ?!?
[LAMU', IN FLY, WITH CROSSED ARM, SO MUCH ANGRY] You do not have enough lightning that I've pulled the last time, isn't it ?!?

The shadow did a bow in front of her !!

[...] I'm so honored, you havn't forgotten me !!!
[LAMU', SAME SITUATION] I CANNOT FORGET A SUCH SUCKER BEING LIKE YOU..... EDDY !

"The mouth lifted by that haughty meal".....

[EDDY, WITH WRATH AND AN EVIL GIGGLE] eh eh eh..... THE "WAWEs" ARE BACK !!!

[Sham Poo, still scared] S... SISSY, YOU KNOW THEM ?!?
[Lamù, same situation] They are a group of alien cannibals, their race is the most disgusting of all the universe. [now with wrath] WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING ON EARTH?!?

[Eddy, with clear voice] FOOD !!!

Hearing those words, Sham Poo had an heart attack !!!

[Sham Poo, stil scared] Oh.. Oh my God... y.. you won't Leally eat me ?!?
[AXEL, still holding Sham Poo] If you don't stay quiet I'll eat you a little a time !!
[Lamù, so shocked] F.. <<Food>> ?!?
[Eddy, with evil voice] Well, the earthlings have a wonderful flavor and are so easy to digest [and giggled]
[Lamù, now with evil voice] The earthians will defend themselves with all their strenghts [now screaming] WHAT IF IT WASN'T ENOUGH I'LL ASK TO MY FATHER TO MOBILIZE THE ARMY AND TO RUN TO THEIR AID !!!

Hearing those words Sham Poo got troubled a lot.

[Sham Poo, still held and so shocked] S.. Sissy, h.. HOW LONG DADDY HAS AN AlMY ON HIS OWN ?!?
[Lamù, still with wrath] DAD HAS ALWAYS HAD AN ARMY !!!
[Sham Poo, now surprised a lot, with trembling voice] W... Wow ! Dad is a geneLal ?!?
[Lamù, same voice]HE'S MORE THAN A GENERAL !!!

Now Sham Poo was totally confused: she could not imagine what could be in excess of a general.

YET IT WAS SO EASY TO UNDERSTAND !!!

[Lamù, now with evil voice] The tecnology of our firends earthians is more advanced than yours !!! [now screaming again] SO IF YOU WERE PLANNING TO INVADE THE EARTH IS BETTER THAT YOU THINK IT AGAIN BEFORE DOING !!!

[Eddy, still with evil voice] DO THEY KNOW HOW TO KILL US ?!?

[Lamù, now so troubled] What ?

[Eddy, same voice] Eh eh eh, even if they managed to destroy our ships, with their conventional weapons will never be able to kill us: you can probably kill a plant firing with a gun? Or kill a wall of rubber hitting him with a stone?!? and then, when we'll have the child back, we will have an interesting bridgehead on this silly planet !

[Lamù, now screaming] SO IT WAS TRUE, YOU'RE THE KIDNAPPERS !!!

[Eddy, same voice] Congratulations, you got it !! Incredible, isn't it ? Thanks to that stupid girl the bulk of our army will take with no effort this group of islands; when we occupied the whole country, the earthians will never drive us out of here! No nation has enough power to invade this land that, in contrast, are full of slaves and food (AND YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IS THE FOOD I MEAN!)
[Lamù, screaming] I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!

... AND GAVE HIM A GREAT ZAP !!!

          ???

..... [OH MY GOD]....


LAMU' REALLY WANTED TO GIVE HIM A GREAT ZAP...

... BUT NOTHING HAPPENED !!!

[Sham Poo, so troubled] SISSY, SISSY: WHAT'S GOING ON ?!? [now screaming] HEY, AlE YOU HEAlING MEEEEEE ?!?

NO !!

LAMU' NOT HEARD NO MORE !!

HER HEAD WAS BUZZING LIKE A BEEHIVE...

... WAS SEEING DOUBLE...

... AND WAS IN A COLD SWEAT !!!


SHORT, SHE WAS HAVING ANOTHER CRISIS OF ABSTINENCE !!!

[Eddy, screaming] WALTER, CATCH HER !!

The body of Ranma melted immediately and the venguer that was hidden inside, with a sudden jump, captured the alien, who was trembling so much.

[Sham Poo, screaming desperately] SISSY !!! SISSYYYYYYYYY! HOW AlE YOU ? HOW AlE YOU ?!?

[Eddy, with evil voice] Don't worry [now with sadic voice] SHE JUST NEEDS THIS ONES !!!

He opened his hands...

... IT WAS FULL OF UMEBOSHIS ...

... and gorge Lamù with them, who was forced to swallow.

Spasms stopped immediately but it was clear that the alien was more than just drunk and began to stagger and saying strange things.

[Lamù, with drunk voice, flying in a strange way] W... wooow ! >HIC< H.. how many >HIC< nice peeeeeeeeople !!! >HIC<
SHAM POO, WHY YOU'RE >HIC< NAKED ?!?

[EDDY, WITH SADIC VOICE] Hey, have you already forgotten ? SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU !!!

With drunk step the alien joined her sister...

.. AND HUGED GENTLY ...

... AND BEGUN TO CARESS HER EVERYBODY !!!

[Sham Poo, top disgusted] gh.. gh.. S... Sissy, pl... please... h... hold... HOOOOOOOOOOOLD !!!
[Lamù, totally drunk] Ooooooooooh >HIC< what that >HIC< HOT skiiiiiiiiin !
[Sham Poo, lost in panic, screaming] SISSY, WE AlE SISTEEEEEEEEEElS !!! HOW CAN YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ?!?
[Lamù, getting angry] WHAAAAAAAAAAA >HIC< AAAAAAAAAT ?!? Y.. YOU D >HIC< DON'T LOVE ME ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE ?!? >HIC<
[Eddy, with sadic voice] Willam, unlock your dolly: THE SHOW IS GETTING AMAZING !!!

Lamù grabbed nervously her sister by her long hairs...
... and dragged Sham Poo to the ground...

... AND TRIED TO KISS HER ON THE MOUTH !!!

In that meantime, the chinese was trying to avoid the alien !

[Sham Poo, lost in panic] SISSY, lEALLY YOU DON'T lECOGNIZE MEEEEEEEEEEE ?!? I'M YOUl SISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL !!!!!

... AND GAVE HER A GREAT SLAP ON THE FACE !!!

[Lamù, with sad voice, holding her cheek] [sigh] Y... YOU MADE >HIC< ME HURT !!! [sigh]

AND TRIED TO GIVE HER A GREAT ZAP....

... INVAIN !!!

BECAUSE THE SISTER CAUGHT HER ON THE LITTLE HORNS !!!

[Lamù, totally drunk] Oooooooh, I knew: YOU LOVE ME !!

.... AND TRIED TO KISS SHAM POO AGAIN ON THE MOUTH !!!


BONK !!
KA-THUNP !!!

Both fell to the ground, hit in the head by a huge hammer.

[Axel, breathing loudly] Eddy, you damned perverted: how can you like such a crap ?!?
[Eddy, with evil giggle] I ADORE TO PLAY WITH THE FEELINGS OF MY VICTIMS BEFORE EAT THEM !!!
[Walter, getting excited, with silly voice] So, what we eat first: breast or thingh ?
[Eddy, furious] YOU STUPID, WE NEED THEM ALIVE FOR NOW !!!

...

Not so far from his home, Ataru was still pushing the stroller: Aiko showed signs of awakening, so he quickened his step...

... WHEN, SUDDENLY...

... SOMETHING WHISTLED THROUGH THE AIR ...

... AND ...

[***] RANMA SAOTOME !!!
[Ataru, top surprised] Sorry ?!?

A strange guy was <<in front>> of him: he had long black hairs and brown eyes and was wearing a long, withe chinese cloth.

[MOUSSE, FURIOUS] HOW COULD YOU DISHONOR SHAM POO ?

Ataru held on his place, his gaze was serious and cold

[Ataru, <<serious>>] Hey...
[MOUSSE, STILL FURIOUS] I'LL KILL YOU, SO I'LL WASH THE SHAME THAT OPPRESSES HER AND FINALLY I'LL CAN GET MARRIED HER WITHOUT ANYONE PREVENTS ME !!

POW !!!

ATARU GIVE HIM A GREAT SOCK ON HIS LEFT EYE !!

[Ataru, with evil voice] Hey man, FIRST ONE First, if you want to capture someone, make sure that the noose tighten the neck of the person you want to strangle, NOT A STUPID TANUKI' STATUE.

... and then, these glasses are yours?

and put it on the nose.

[Mousse, watching carefully to Ataru, with a silly pose and stupid voice]What a strange pig are you?

POW !!!

[Ataru, still furious] If you let me finish I would have suggested you were doing a good optical and begin to wear contact lenses!

[Mousse, WITH BOTH THE EYES BLACK AND VIOLET and trembling voice] M... maybe you're right !!

But Ataru did just few steps...

... WHEN SUDDENLY...

... SOMEONE KISSED HIM ON THE MOUTH !!!

[Ataru, so surprised] mmmmh.... mmmmmh.... [now breathing] SH... SHAM POO, YOU WERE WAITING FOR US ?!?

[SHAM POO, SO EXCITED] WOOOOOOOOOOOW, DAlLING: ALONE AT LAST !!!

Hearing those words, A RED LED MEANING <<SEX>> TURNED INTO THE HEAD OF ATARU !!

[Ataru, DROPPEND IN FRONT OF SHAM POO, with dreamy voice] Oh, sweet chinese of mine, let the baby sleep and... and...

[A POWERFUL VOICE] SHAM POO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!?

Ataru turned...

... AND ....

[RANMA, SCREAMING FURIOUSLY] YOU DAMNED MANIAC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FRONT OF MY DAUGHTER ?!? [now turned to the chinese] Sham Poo, how can you behave like that with this damn pervert?
[Ataru, getting angry] What ?!? <<Your daughter>> ?!? [now screaming] How long Aiko is YOUR daughter ?!?
[RANMA, STILL FURIOUS] YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE A FOOL ? Her name is AikA, NOT AikO !!

Ataru got furious too !!

... AND MADE A FATAL ERROR !!!

[Ataru, TOP FURIOUS] SHAM POO, HOLD AIKO FOR A MOMENT: I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO THIS STUPID !!!

A moment of distraction was enough.

IN FACT...

.... SHAM POO BEGUN TO SPEAK WITH MALE VOICE !!!

[<<Sham Poo>>, with evil voice] WooooooooooooW, SERVED ON A SILVER PLATE !!

The two guys turned to the chinese, so surprised...


... AND ...


SHOCK !!!

THE BODY OF SHAM POO MELTED TO THE GROUND !!!
Now in front of them was the chief of the cannibals.

[EDDY, with sadic voice] SAYONARA YOU IDIOTS !!
 
Whatching at him, Ataru begun to puke a lot.

[Ataru, TOP shocked] gh.. gh... PTUAH ! PTUAH !! W... WHAT THAT DISGUST !! H... HE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH !!!
[Ranma, getting furious and standing in a martial pose] I don't know who the fool are you but one thing is clear: [NOW SCREAMING] GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER OR I KILL YOU!!!

[Eddy, still with sadic voice] Stop where you are, otherwhise your girlfriends will win an one-way-ticket to the ground !

[Ranma, so surprised] What ? What the hell are you saying ?
[Eddy, same voice] Take a look to the sky !!

He did it...

... AND ...

SHOCK !!

A STRANGE UFO WAS FLYING SLOWLY ABOVE THEIR HEAD !!

It seemed to be made of two plates placed one above the other: it was relaxed, driven only by the auxiliary engines, which were on the opposite sides of this strange structure.

Under him, bound and unconscious, two people were in a vacuum !!

[ATARU, SO SHOCKED] LAMU' !!!
[RANMA, SHOCKED TOO] AKANEEEEEEE !!



(TO BE CONTINUED)

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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2009, 08:03:14 PM »
 :o

dramatic turning point

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[EDDY, WITH SADIC VOICE] Hey, have you already forgotten ? SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU !!!

With drunk step the alien joined her sister...

.. AND HUGED GENTLY ...

... AND BEGUN TO CARESS HER EVERYBODY !!!

This time I agree with Axel: all right you're a pervert but this way is too much !

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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2010, 05:17:37 PM »


URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON
[/b][/color] (click on
this link to read the whole plot of this saga).


"THE DRUNK STORK"

CHAPTER TEN: WAR[color]


Tomobiki, springtime

The UFO was still floating on the air above the heads of Ataru and Ranma with its fragile load held by a thin chord.

In front of them, Eddy (the chief of the cannibal's commando) was holding Aiko, who begun to show signes of revival.


[Eddy, with evil voice] Be good childs and nothing will happen to anybody.


Incredible but true, Ataru had a good idea.

[Ataru, rather screaming] HEY, YOU !!
[Eddy, same voice] Nan-da?
[Ataru, now screaming] WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO TO THE GIRLS ?!?
[Eddy, same voie] If they play quiet we don't eat them. [now with sadic voice] Why are you screaming ? Are you nervous ?!?
[Ataru, screaming with all his strenghts] AIKO, STRIIIIIIIIIIIIKE !!!

The baby waked up
immediately..

... GOT SCARED ...

.... AND ...


....
...
..
.

... SHE GAVE HIM A ZAP !!

The skin of the alien begun to burn.

[Eddy, TOP surprised] H... how is possible ?!?

Ataru did a great jump, trying to catch the cannibal: istinctively he gave to the guy a great slap that knocked him down to the ground...

... BUT ...

... ATARU CRIED A LOT, DUE TO THE PAIN...

... and all of his tears fells on the skin of the alien....

... WHO GOT A DEEP USTION !!!


[Eddy, TOP PAINFUL] AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, IT BUUUUUUUUURNS !![ Now TOP angry] Now I got: YOU'RE THE STUPID THAT FORCED US TO WITHDRAW THE PAST TIME !!
[Ataru, rising from the ashes] STRIKE AIKO, STRIKE BAAAAAAAAAACK !!!


... [ahem]...


The baby really wanted to zap the cannibal...

... BUT NOTHING HAPPENED !!

On the other hand, Ranma heard a strange noise: like two pebbles that fall on the floor.
THEY WERE AIKO'S LITTLE HORNS !!

Ataru was right: the girl hadn't been drinking enough milk to make its transformation irreversible...

...  BUT SHE LOST HER POWER IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT !!

The alien didn't miss the opportunity and had only to stretch the other arm to reach the ship which was above their heads to make themselves unreachable.

Inside of it...

[Axel, with clear voice] Nice job, boss.
[Eddy, with clear voice] TURN ON THE MAIN ENGINE, WE MUST BE IN ORBIT BEFORE THEIR AIR FORCE IS ABLE TO INTERCEPT US !

The engine begun to hum.

Down to the ground...

[Ataru, now awake] Damn, what we can do to stop them ?

RANMA GOT FURIOUS...

... AND...

... [G.. G.... GULP!]


... he grabbed a lamppost with both hands, trying to snatch it from the sidewalk!
It was known that the boy was strong but the sight of two girls in danger and the kidnapping of "her daughter" had multiplied beyond measure.

[Ataru, so scared, babbling] Gh... gh... y.. you've watched too many times Myazaki's anime, isn't it ?!?

In any case...

... [GH.. GH... GH....]

...
H... HE MANAGED TO ERADICATE THE LAMPPOST...

... and then, like a javelin, hurled it to hit the main engine

of the ship.

FULL CENTER !!

EXPLOSION !!

A GREAT CLOUD OF FIRE WAS NOW BURNING OVER TOMOBIKI' SKY !!


On the starship...


[Eddy, TOP SURPRISED] HEY ! WHAT HAVE HAPPENED ?!?
[Willam, TOP SCARED] THE MAIN ENGINE HAS BEEN HIT !!
[Eddy, furious] ACTIVATE IMMEDIATELY THE EMERGENCY EXTINGUISHERS !!
[Axe, so nervous] IT DOESN'T WORK ! IT DOESN'T WORK !!
[Walter, nervous too] THE AUXILARY ENGINES ARE SUPERHEATED !!
[Eddy, TOP furious] Damn !! Eject the main engine! We will make an emergency landing on the first available area, whatever it is!

Down to the ground...

[Ranma, so
excited, jumping] YATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !! I GOT IT !! I GOT IT !!

POW !!


[Ataru, FURIOUS] YOU STUPID !! YOU'VE SENTENCED THEM TO DEATH !!
[Ranma, WITH AN EYE TOTALLY BLACK, babbling] W.. what the hell of gratitude !!

MEANTIME...


... THE AIR WAS TORN BY A GREAT FLAME...

... THEN, A DEAFEANING NOISE ...

...
it was the crash of the engine of the spaceship, which was going to hit a baseball stadium not far (fortunately empty).

[Ranma, so shocked] OH MY GOD !! MY DAUGHTER IS INSIDE OF IT !! AND AKANE TOO !! AND SHE'S PREGNANT !!
[Ataru, so shocked too] DON'T REMAIN STANDING THERE, BEGIN TO RUN: WE MUST REACH THEM...

.... BONK !!!

Ataru hit a girl, who fell violently to the ground.

[A NOTORIOUS FEMALE VOICE, crying] H... Heeeeeeey, watch your steeeeeeeep !

[Ataru, getting excited] H.. HEY BUT.. I KNOW YOU !! YOU'RE..... [NOW SCARED, TOP SCARED] GH.. GH... GH... just one person can walk with this kind of katana!


HE WAS RIGHT !!

IN FACT...

... MENDO WAS POINTING HIS SWORD ON THE MIDDLE OF HIS EYES !!!

[MENDO, FURIOUS] You damned, what the hell did you wanted to do to Oyuki ?
[Ataru, TOP scared, babbling] M... Mendo, God sends you ! This time we really need your help.
[Mendo, still furious] MAYBE-YOU-HAVN'T-UNDERSTOOD-MY-WORDS !!!
[Ataru, now screaming] THE CANNIBALS ARE BAAAAAAAACK !!! THEY'VE KIDNAPPED LAMU', HER SISTER AND, MOST OF ALL...
[MENDO, SHOCKED, with the eyes out of her orbits, screaming] THEY'VE KIDNAPPED LAMU' ?!?

... [ahem]...

Few seconds away Shutaro was talking on his satellite phone (SO MUCH SERIOUSLY)

[Mendo, <<serious>>] The master is speaking: MOBILYZE THE AIR FORCE AND THE ARMORED DIVISION ! The goal is... is... ehm ... [now turned to Ataru] Moroboshi, can you describe me your UFO ?

Was in that moment that Oyuki raised...

... AND, WITH <<COLD>> VOICE...

[Oyuki, with COLD voice, nervous] T-I-T-T-Y, HOW COME THAT WHEN YOU'VE TO SAVE LAMU' YOU BECOME ALWAYS BRAVE AND GENEROUS ?!?


Into the UFO...

[Eddy, furious] Grrrr, this mission is a real disaster !
[Axel, nervous] Boss, what we've to do?
[Eddy, with clear voice] Surprise and secrecy have disappeared: call the orbital troops, they must send reinforcements immediately ! In these conditions we are almost helpless and can not afford to fail, otherwise the whole plan of invasion will be affected!

[Walter, nervous too] THEY WON'T ARRIVE IN TIME: THE RADAR INDICATES A FLOCK OF FIGHTERS APPROACHING !
[Eddy, same voice] Danm !! [now screaming] WILLY, GET OUT OF THERE AND EXPAND YOURSELF AT MAX AND KEEP THEM OCCUPIED AS LONG AS POSSIBLE ! YOU MUST CREATE THE WORST CONFUSION POSSIBLE !
[Willy, with trembling voice] W... Why me ?
[Eddy, furious] WHO WAS THE STUPID WHO LOST THE BRAT AFTER ABDUCTING HER ?
[Alex, still nervous] What we've to do with the girls ? In case of escape we could share just two for each.
[Eddy, back sadic] Well, we've just to care the baby, the little oni and her sister ! [now with evil voice] THE OTHER TWO COULD BE SACRIFICATED ! [now with an evil giggle] IN THIS WAY THE EARTHIANS WILL UNDERSTEAND THAT WE MEAN BUSINESS !!

Not so far...

... in the next room all the girls were still firmly tied hands and feet but they were struggling to hear what was happening on the main deck.

[Nabiki, getting nerous] So ? What the hell are they saying ?
[Sham Poo, with SADIC voice] THAT THEY'LL EAT YOU THE FIlST !!
[Nabiki, now angry] DON'T JOKE WITH ME !!!
[Sham Poo, same voice] I'm not joking at all !! They've just said that, foL the moment, will spaLe me, Sissy and Aiko but that could kill both of you. [now with wrath] Damn, how can they eat a pLegnant giLl ?!?

HEARING THOSE WORDS, NABIKI HAD AN HEART ATTACK !!!

But, at the same time, Akane noticed a thing.

[Akane, so worried] Sham Poo, your sister is feeling cold?
[Sham Poo, blinking her large eyes] SoLLy?
[Akane, same situation] W... WELL, SHE'S TREMBLING SO MUCH !
[Sham Poo, now scared] SISSY, HOW AlE YOU ?!?

The alien was really bad: totally white in face, wet of cold

sweat, rattling her teeth so much; her eyes seemed to plead for help.

[Sham poo, same situation] SISSY, AlE YOU HEAlING MEEEEEEEEE ?!?

[Lamù, with trembling voice] G... GIVE ME AN UMEBOSHI !!!


[Sham Poo, so shocked] What ? Sissy, don't joke: THAT THINGS FOl YOU IS LIKE A DlUG !!

The alien begun to cry.

[Lamù, crying and trembling at the same time] That bloody... [sigh] that bloody knew my Achille's hell [sigh]: he knew that [sigh] if I had eaten one, [sigh] my addiction [sniff] would be resumed immediately. [NOW CRYING LOUDER] [Sigh] But the worst is
[sigh] that [sigh] in this way, [NOW SCREAMING DESPERATELY] HAS FRUSTRATED ALL THE SACRIFICES THAT DARLING HAS HAD TO SUFFER BECAUSE OF MEEEEE !! WAHAAAAAAH

[Sham Poo, SHOCKED] Sissy, how did he know all these things about you?
[Lamù, still crying] I've already told myself [sigh] about a year ago! I HOPE IS NOT TRUE THAT I HAD SEX WITH HIM !! WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!

[Sham Poo, TOP SHOCKED] SISSY, HOW COULD YOU ?!?
[Lamù, still crying] Their race [sigh] is able [sigh] to hypnotize the victims [sigh] who want to eat [sniff] and are able [sniff] to do them any thing. [sigh] when I realized [sigh, sigh] it was too late: had it not been for the intervention of darling [sigh] I would die!
[Akane, with contemptuous voice] Wonderful, your sister is not only a perverted but it is also a drug addict !!
[SHAM POO, FURIOUS] WHO AlE YOU TO SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ?!? YOU TOO HAVE BEEN HYPNOTIZED !! [now with sadic voice] IS NOT THAT YOU TOO HAVE HAD SEX WITH HIM ?!?

HEARING THOSE WORDS, AKANE HAD AN HEART ATTACK AND STARTED TO SHAKE A LOT !!

[Akane, with trembling voice] N... Nabiki, w... what the fool made me do your damend friend?
[Nabiki, with clear voice] <<My friend>> ?!? WHO HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE ?!?
[Akane, now furious] Wait for a moment: this means that THAT DAY YOU HADN'T ANY DATE WITH ANYBODY !!!

AT THOSE WORDS, NABIKI BECAME TOTALLY RED IN FACE !!

[Akane, TOP FURIOUS] NABIKI, WHAT WERE YOU PLOTTING BEHIND MY BACK ?!?
[Nabiki, now wondering] Well.... [now with clear voiec] Ok, GIVE ME 100.000 YEN AND I'LL SAY TO YOU THE TRUTH !!!

Akane really wanted to scream something in face to her sister....
... but she couldn't do it...
... BECAUSE FROM OUTSIDE CAME THE NOISE OF VIOLENT EXPLOSIONS !!

In that meantime...

...
Willy fell from the UFO ...

... AND <<EXPANDED>> HIMSELF AT MAX !!!

NOW IT WAS UP ABOUT 18 METERS !!!

Around him was flying a patrol of Mendo's military aviation : the fighters were launching missiles against and all reached the target...


... BUT NOTHING SEEMED ABLE TO TROUBLE THE CANNIBAL !!

...


Elsewhere, meanwhile...

[MENDO, SCRAMING FURIOUSLY TO HIS DEVICE] WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN
YOU SAY "IT'S INSENSIBLE TO THE WEAPONS" !?!
[voice of a pilot] Young master, each missile has reached its target and his skin burning but only at the surface, the rest is insensitive to any other attack.
[MENDO, SCREAMING WITH WRATH] USE THE "STREAMERS" !!!
[voice of a pilot, now scared] YOUNG MASTER, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS !!
[MENDO, SCREAMING NERVOUSLY] IT'S AN ORDEEEEEEEEEEER !!!

....

Elsewhere, meanwhile...

... the fighters were now firing a different kind of missile...

... anyone of them reached the target ...

...
THEY ALL EXPLODE WITH BIG WHITE BLAZES !!

[A pilot, so excited] IT WORKS, IT WORKS !!
[Pilot's master] LET'S GO WITH THE SECOND WAWE !!


AGAIN THE PHOSPHOROUS ROCKETS HIT THE ALIEN !!


The temperature around him immediately soared, both for fire and explosion, so the cannibal began to choke, for the miasma of gas and also because the oxygen around him was burning.
A little longer and would die for burns and asphyxia.

Into the UFO his friends began to get scared.


[Walter, lost in panic] EDDY, THIS IS UNEXPECTED: THE EARTHIANS REALLY ARE ABLE TO KILL US WITH THIS WEAPON !
[Eddy, with cold voice] Keep your nerves, Walter: this attack will end soon ! [Now screaming] TURN THE GIANT PROJECTOR !!

Few seconds away an enormous hologram came out from the UFO: it could be high a hundres meters.


[IMAGE OF EDDY] STOP YOUR ATTACK IMMEDIATELY OR SOMEONE COULD REALLY GET HURT !!


A flurry of shouts and insults rose from all Tokyo when people saw that the alien was clutching Aiko by her neck !!

... BUT, SUDDENLY...

... <<SOMEONE>> ATTACKED HIM !!!

... AND ....


  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH !!!


... A SCREAM OF WONDER AND EXCITATION ROSE TROM THROUGHOUT TOKYO !!!

[SHAM POO, SUDDENLY APPEARED, SCREAMING] DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, CONTINUE TO ATTACK: WE'LL DO IT TO FlEE THE CHILD !!!



The movie stopped brutaly !


DOWN TO THE GROUND, THE CAPITAL OF JAPAN WAS TORN BY A SUDDEN CIVIL WAR !!




...
....
.....
...... [ahem]....
.....
....
...





Ok, Sham Poo was able to set her free...




... BUT ...




... she was forgetting <<something>> !!


IN FACT...

.... the point was that SHE WAS STILL TOTALLY NAKED !!!


That's why, donw to the ground, any woman was slapping and socking furiously her man (so few remained indifferent to the "charm" of the chinese)!!



Elsewhere, meanwhile...

[MENDO, STILL SCREAMING FURIOUSLY TO HIS DEVICE] WHAT IT MEANS "ATTACK SUSPENDED FOR HIGHER ORDER" ?!?
[pilot voice] Young master, THE EMPEROR HIMSELF GAVE US THIS ORDER !!
[Mendo, now surpised] What ? The Emperor ?
[Pilot voice] His Majesty is anxious for the child and, especially, does not want the city's population remains the victim of the explosions phosphorus: they'd risk to cause
hundreds thousands of innocent victims.
[Ranma, blinking his large eyes] How is it that the emperor has so much to heart the fate of my daughter?

POW !

ATARU HIT RANMA ON HIS HEAD !!

[Ataru, <<serious>>] Mendo, there is an alternative way to defeat that damned cannibals.
[Mendo, back nervous] Moroboshi, this is not the right moment to say rubbish thing !
[Ataru, <<serious>>] Look: we can save all the girls and defeat those disgusting creatures without suffering for anyone. I just need the help of a certain person.
[Oyuki, so curious] Who are you talking about ?

He did a great jump....


... AND ...


[ATARU, TOP EXCITED] RAN CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!! HOW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG !!!

POW !!

[RAN, WITH SWEET VOICE] Ataru, is always a pleasure to meet you again !!

[Ataru, WITH A EYE TOTALLY BLACK AND BLUE, with trembling voice] I... I see that you've already understood my idea !
[Ran, blinking her eyes] Sorry ?
[Ataru, back <<serious>>] Ran chan, we really need you.

He grabbed her hand immediately, then dropped to her knees.

[NOW WITH CLEAR VOICE] ARE YOU READY TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR THE SALVATION OF THE NATION ?
[Ran, now so scared, with trembling voice] W... what I'd have to do?



[ATARU, OVEREXCITED, SCREAMING] UNDRESS YOU !!


... AND TORE AWAY HER NICE CLOTH !!!



Now Ran was wearing just her notorious pink bikini !!!


SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP ! SLAP !

[RAN, FURIOUS, STILL SLAPPING ATARU] HOW DID YOU LEAVE ?!? YOU'RE A PIG, A MANIAC, A PERVERTED, A.... A....
[Ataru, crying a lot] W... wonderful, we finally have what we need to defeat those damn cannibals !!

[Boys and girls, blinking their eyes] R... really ?!?


(TO BE CONTINUED)

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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2010, 05:50:40 AM »
I like this story although I think you should write it in novel form as opposed to writing it like a script, as it is a bit distracting.  Also I don't know why but some of the words are messed up.  That could have something to do with the translation from Italian I guess.  I like the idea of Ataru and Lum taking care of a baby.  It would have been fun if you played with that idea a bit longer before inserting the story about the kidnapping.

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« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2010, 11:03:17 PM »
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I like this story

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although I think you should write it in novel form as opposed to writing it like a script, as it is a bit distracting

Sorry, I think it's my limit  ;(

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Also I don't know why but some of the words are messed up.  That could have something to do with the translation from Italian I guess.

Hi hi hi, is all the fault of Google's automatic translator  ;D

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I like the idea of Ataru and Lum taking care of a baby.  It would have been fun if you played with that idea a bit longer before inserting the story about the kidnapping.

One day you will read "Sayonara Darling" and then you'll understand what I'm preparing!  8)

P.S.: and don't forget to read also A New Beginning From the End, the "source" of the 10th unofficial season of Urusei Yatsura
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« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2010, 12:08:25 AM »
URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"THE DRUNK STORK"

CHAPTER ELEVEN: DEATHLY CHOICE


Tomobiki, springtime

Inside the spaceship aliens cannibals the tension had reached its climax: the "waves" understood that were up against the wall and did'n't take much to make it clear to the hostages that they would't have had more respect for them.

IN FACT...

EDDY GRABBED SHAM POO ON HER NECK AND BEGUN TO SHAKE HER HARDLY !
The chinese tried to escape from that deathly strait....


... invain !!

[EDDY, FURIOUS] ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!! I'LL TEAR YOUR GUTS AND WILL USE THEM AS DECORATION FOR THE STARSHIP AS SOON AS THIS MESS IS OVER !!
[Sham Poo, with trembling voice, unbreathing] L... L... LANMAAAAAA !!!!

But suddenly one of them noticed something of strange...

[Axel, so worried] ... ehm ... Eddy, maybe is better that you rethink the fool you've just said.
[Eddy, now surprised] What ? Why ?
[Axel, now so scared] W... WELL, I... I'M FEELING THAT THE LITTLE ONI IS REALLY SO BAD !!!

HE WAS RIGHT !!!

IN FACT....


LAMU' WAS UTTERING THE MOST VIOLENT, UNCONTROLLABLE ELETTRIC SHOCK (it was a well that was bounded, because she was wiggling in a really scary way)

[Walter, lost in panic] W... what we've to do ? If... if she continue in this way she'll fry us as chips.

Eddy shacked once more Sham Poo with violence and then, with sadic voice....

[Eddy, with wrath] TODAY IS YOUR LUKY DAY ! [now with evil voice, looking straights into her eyes] Go to the damn drugged of your sister and keep them tightly to its horns, otherwise you will be the first one to be toasted !!

He hurled her to the ground, with anger and violence.

Despite being severely harassed and bruised, the chinese found the strength to rise and, with uncertain steps, he stood in front of his sister.

[Sham Poo, with feeble voice] S... Sissy, please: hold youLself.
[LAMU', SCREAMING DESPERATELY] GIVE ME AN UMEBOSHIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!! I NEED IT ! I NEED IT !! I NEED IIIIIIIIIIIIT !!!
[Sham Poo, same situation] S... Sissy, y... you cannot Leally be so bad.
[LAMU', STILL SCREAMING] I NEED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT !!

A SUDDEN JUMP....

The chinese grabbed her sister by her horns.

Zaps immediately ended...

... AND ...

[SHAM POO, SCREAMING] LOOK AT ME, SISSY: LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE !!!


TERRIBLE SHOCK !!


THIS TIME HER <<POWER>> OF HALFBLOOD WAS INSUFFICIENT TO CALM THE ALIEN, WHO CONTINUED TO SHAKE AND TO SCREAM A LOT !!!

[Eddy, FURIOUS] ENOUGH IS ENOUUUUUUUUUGH ! KEEP HER QUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET !!
[Sham Poo, FURIOUS TOO] TlY IF YOU CAN !!!
[Eddy, back sadic] Where's the problem ?

He gave her a violent slap in the face that made the alien faint from the pain.

[Sham Poo, STILL FURIOUS] YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlD !!!
[Eddy, furious too] SHUT UP !!! [now back sadic] If I dont eat you is just because I need your powers !!

... and gave her another powerful slap too !!

[Axel, so worried] Eddy, we cannot continue in this way: the starship is damaged, we're rather helpless, the reinforcements will arrive too late...
[Eddy, with cold voice] I-said-keep-your-nervs !!! [now back sadic] Until we've the brat with us the earthians cannot do anything.
[Walter, worried too] Yes but even if we stay here we will be trapped.
[Eddy, now angry] Mmmmmh, you're right. [now with clear voice] AXEL, TAKE WITH YOU THE SISTER OF THE LITTLE ONI AND THIS GIRL !! WALTER, TAKE WITH YOU THE OTHER ONE !!
[Axel, still worried] What's the plan ?!?
[Eddy, same voice] We'll exit from here and we'll expand ourselfs at max: in this way we'll be able to combat if the earthians would attack us. We've just to walk until reinforcement will arrive. [now back sadic] Walter, if necessary you can kill your hostage, just to remind the earthians that we aren't joking matter.
[Walter, with evil voice] Nice !! I'M STARVING !!

HEARING THOSE WORDS NABIKI BEGUN TO SCREAM, LOST IN PANIC !

..
..
..

ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE....

..
..
..

A notorious group of boys and girls were now embattled by a lots of soldiers: the guys were wearing a special "backpack" and the girls were holding something of mysterious.

[Shutaro, with clear voice] So you understood: the controls are on the belt, if you wanna change direction you just have to move your pelvis, this will allow you to always have your arms free.
[Ataru, with strange voice] Mendo, you're sure this rocket-backpack will not explode as soon as it is on?
[Mendo, now furious in a silly way] DO YOU WANNA BE THE FIRST ONE TO TEST IT ?!? [now turned on his opposite side] Oyuki, I trust you.
[Oyuki, with COLD voice] TITTY, WHY_I_HAVE_TO_LET_YOU_FR EE_RIGHT_NOW ?!?
[Shutaro, with clear voice] Oyuki, this is not the right time to make the jealous: your job is to accompany Ran to and protect it in case of need.
[Oyuki, still with COLD voice] SO_WHY_DON'T_YOU_BRING_WITH_YOU_ANY_CLOTHES ?
[Shutaro, blinking his eyes] Sorry ?!?
[Ataru, now with a silly smile and voice] Don't worry Oyuki: I'LL THINK MYSELF TO KEEP SHAM POO WARM !! SURELY SHE'S FEELING COLD, NAKED IN THAT WAY !

POW !!

[Ranma, so angry] I forbid you to talk about her in this way !!
[Ataru, WITH AN EYE BLACK AND VIOLET] W... what did I said wrong ?!?


ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE...

The group of four alien cannibals gathered again and started to walk, seemingly aimlessly, through Tokyo: now each of them was about 18 meters high and the people, in front of them, seemed nothing but ants, helpless and insane.

Around them flew numerous fighter of the Air Force but none of them dared to attack those giants, as they were concerned about the consequences that would have their every gesture.

[Satoru, so nervous] I think that I could incinerate them with just one of my "candy" .
[Takuma, nervous too] Are you fool ? You know what would happen if one of the shells of depleted uranium missiles fell into the bay? Really you'd condemn a metropolis of millions of people to die of leukemia?
[Ukyo, now more nervous] OH NO, THE RADAR SIGNALS OTHERS UFO IN FAST APPROACHING: ONE IS COMING FROM NORTH-EAST, ANOTHER ONE FROM SOUTH-WEST, THE THIRD COULD BE ALREADY ON SIGHT !!
[Aguri, furious] DAMN !! THEY WANNA TRAP US !!
[Takuma, now with clear voice] W... wait for a while: ONE OF THEM IS SENDING US A SIGNAL OF RECOGNITION FRIEND !!
[Aguri, with clear voice] Beware, it could be a trap !

ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE....

A notorious UFO was flying into the sky of Tokyo, the dominant color of its plumage was the pink.
The fighters surrounded him immediately.

Inside of it...

[Oyuki, with clear voice] I'm passing on all their frequencies a signal indicating friendship but I hear no answer.
[Ran, with sweet voice] Don't worry, there is a better solution to get their protection.
[Oyuki, now curious] About ?
[Ran, now with a strange, sadic voice] Just open the main hatch.

Ran took with her a microphone...
... jumped in a lift...
... and she went out from the top of the UFO.

Most of all, SHE WAS STILL WEARING JUST WHITE BOOTS AND HER NOTORIOUS PINK BIKINI !!!

SO, WITH AN INCREDIBLE SWEET SIGHT....

[Ran, sweet like never seen before, talking on the microphone] PLEASE, PROTECT US !!!


[Satoru, OVEREXCITED, screaming] OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD !!! HOW MUCH SHE'S COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!! HOW MUCH SHE'S LOVELYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!

[Aguri, back furious] SATORU, YOU DAMNED MANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC !!!  WE'RE IN THE MIDST OF A WAR AND YOU'RE THINKING TO THE GIIIIIIIIIIIIRLS ?!?

[Ran, same situation] We're preparing a weapon capable of defeating the invaders without doing any harm to the hostages, but we need your protection to approach, 'cos' this UFO is unarmed!

PLEASE: HELP A POOR, FRAIL AND HELPLESS GIRL !!!

Although he had a helmet, Satoru tied on his forehead a band of samurai.

[Satoru, with proud voice] THE FIRST DUTY OF A SAMURAI IS TO DEFEND THE WOMEN [now rather whispering, giggling] Specially when they're so cute !! [NOW SCREAMING] TAKUMA !! UKYO !! DEPLOY ON THE HIPS OF THE UFO !! AGURI, YOU'LL ACT AS TAILGUNNER !!
[Takuma] Roger !
[Ukyo] Roger !
[Aguri] Rog.... [now back furious] HEY, HOW LONG YOU'RE THE COMMANDER OF THIS STORM ?!?


ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE...


The cannibals were still walking, apparently without goal: Eddy was holding in his (enormous) hands Aiko and Lamù, Axel Akane and Sham Poo, Walter just Nabiki.

[Eddy, with an evil giggle] Eh eh eh, as soon as reinforcements arrived we satisfied to crush these ants.
[Walter, talking to Willy, so worried] Willy, what the fool are you doing ?
[Willy, so nervous] These three damned mosquitoes will make me crazy if they continue to buzz around! I never manage to squeeze them!

But it weren't mosquitoes: were Ataru, Ranma and Shutaro that, with their rocket backpacks, flew very close to the giants.

Not far away, a helicopter of a private television station was filming the scene.


ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE....


Into a notorious house, husband and wife were watching nervously the TV !

[anchorman, talking nevously from the helicopter] The screams you're hearing are the ones of the Princess Aiko !! I think she's really lost in panic !! We don't understand what the hell are doing these three fools who are flying around the giants but one thing is certain: as long remain so close to them our air force cannot intervene !!

[Lady, screaming and crying] ENOUGH IS ENOUUUUUUUUUGH !! GO AWAYYYYY ! AIKO CANNOT WAIT FURTHEEEEEEEEER !!
[Man, so nervous] But who the fool are these three idiots ?!?

[anchorman, same situation] ... one of them it's an our old "friend": [now screaming with wrath] IT'S ATARU MOROBOSHI, THE NOTORIOUS TROUBLESOME THAT....


KA-THUMP !!!


SPOUSES MOROBOSHI FELL DOWN TO THE GROUND IN A SILLY POSE !!!

And then, rising from the ashes...

[Mr Moroboshi, crying so much] Oh noooooooooo, will never end this persecution ?
[Mrs Moroboshi, crying so much] WHAHAAAAAAAAAAAH, why when there's a problem he's always the cause ?!?



ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE



The three guys were still flying around the giants and finally the girls noticed them (most of all the chinese, who begun to send kiss to her "saver")

[Sham Poo, screaming so excited] WOOOOOOOOOOOW !! LANMAAAAAAAAAAAA !! I'M HElE !! I'M HEEEEEEEELE !!! [now with closed eyes and a dreamy sigh] I knew that you'd come to Lescue me !!
[Akane, so nervous] How can you be sure that he wants to save just you?
[Sham Poo, now rather with wrath] Well, I'm the motheL of his baby !!
[Akane, now furious] I TOO I'M THE MOTHER OF HIS BABY !!

The situation was really critical !!

"Oh my God", was the thought of Ranma, "whoever I'd have to save first ? My daughter ? Sham Poo ? Or Akane ? Damn, I can never get them all three together" !!

"Hi hi hi", was the thought of Ataru, who was giggling in an evil way: "terrified girls are the prey more vulnerable: if I could save them all .... [now so much excited] I MIGHT EVEN HAVE SEX WITH EACH OF THEM !!"

"He he he", was the thought of Shutaro: "If I save Lamù, for her I'll be a hero !! Well, if she would offer me .... "a reward", Oyuki can not blame me this time, because it is the duty of every samurai to protect the defenseless girls .... AND ACCEPT THEIR GRATITUDE !!!" [And giggled in an evil way]

However, their plans were soon overwhelmed.

IN FACT ...


... the UFO Ran (always accompanied by the flight of F-15) found himself on a collision course with the first 2 giants...

... AND BEGAN TO ISSUE SOME SORT OF A LIQUID !!


It seemed water ...



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[Willy, laughting in a silly way] WHA-HA-HA !! The earthians wanna make us the shower !!
[Walter, so surprised] What ? <<The shower>> ?!?

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[AXEL, LOST IN PANIC] DAMN !! WATCH OUUUUUUUUUUUT !! WATCH OUUUUUUUUUUUUT !!


TOO LATE !!!


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[WILLY, SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN] AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS !
[WALTER, SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !! EDDY ! EDDY ! HELP ! HELP MEEEEEEEEE !! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS !!!

[AXEL, SHOCKED] EDDY, WHAT'S GOING ON ?!?
[EDDY, FURIOUS] Damn !! THEY SUCCEDEED IN CLONING THE TEARS OF THAT STUPID !


HE WAS RIGHT !!

Ataru had collect all his tears when Ran had filled him with slaps and asked her to clone in large quantities.
while people in Tokyo those tears were nothing but a strange warm rain, for the cannibals were more atrocious and corrosive than the hydrochloric acid.



Before he died, Walter threw his hostage in the air ....

.... AND, FOR SOME INTERMINABLE MOMENTS, NABIKI FLOATED IN THE AIR...

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Nobody could know how many meters are located on the ground but thousands of people heard his terrible cry of fear.

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She opened her eyes ...


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[Nabiki, so excited] SHU-CHAAAAAAAAAAN !!!
[Shutaro, lost in panic] N.... NABIKI ?!?

The girl huged him immediately...

.... AND SHUTARO UNDERSTOOD THAT WAS FRAMED !!

"Damn", was his thought, now lost in panic: "I had not realized that, among them, there was this devourer of wealth !"

[Nabiki, excited and sweet] Ooooooooooh, SHU-CHAN: I knew that, in the deep of your heart, you were still loving me !!
[Shutaro, so embarassed] gh... gh... gh.... SH... <<SHU-CHAN>> ?!?

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[Nabiki, TOP EXCITED] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!! HOW MUCH YOU'RE DARING !!! DON'T WORRY: GO ON !!! YOU DESERVE IT !!!
[Shutaro, now babbling] W.. what ? W.. what do you mean ?!?
[Nabiki, still excited] ... also because, with this gesture, should I assume that YOU'RE ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU, RIGHT ?!?
[Shutaro, back lost in panic] M.... MARRY YOU ?!?

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[VOICE OF OYUKI, FURIOUS] T-I-T-T-Y !! ARE_YOU_FLIRTING_WITH_MY _WORST_ENEMY ?
[Shutaro, so scared, with trembling voice] O... Oyuki, you can not do the jealous right now that I have saved the life of this girl


[VOICE OF OYUKI, STILL FURIOUS] SO WHY YOU'RE STILL FEELING HER ?!?


FINALLY SHUTARO REALIZED !!!


Wiht his left hand he was holding her just behind the shoulder....


.... BUT WITH HIS RIGHT HAND HE HAD GRABBED HER BY THE..... [ehm] .... the.... [ogh].... the..... well, THE <<MAIN TARGET>> !!!


But think this scene of jealousy!was suddenly interrupted !!

No one ever hit the UFO Ran...

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... IT WASS SHAKEN BY A POWERFUL EXPLOSION IN ITS ENGINE !!



Inside of it ....


[Oyuki, so worried] Ran, what have happened ?!? Oh my God: the leds of the main panel looks like a crazy christmas tree !!!
[Ran, so scared] How is it possible? The computer reports both to the failure of stabilizer trim, the correction of the yaw and pull-up, the flaps and the Gimbals!!


OYUKI REALIZED IMMEDIATELY  !!!


[Oyuki, with COLD voice] RAN: WHEN DID YOU DO THE LAST REVISION TO YOUR UFO?!?
[Ran, with trembling voice] O... Oyuki, I... I JUST PUT THE FUEL WHEN NEEDED: WHAT'S THE "REVISION" ?!?

Oyuki looked at Ran angrily from the corners of the eyes...


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[OYUKI, TOP COLD] RAN, I SWEAR THAT, IF I SURVIVE, I'LL MAKE  YOU REVOKE YOUR ASTRO-DRIVING-LICENCE  !!!


"Oh noooooooooooo", was the though of Ran (now with the face totally withe): "in this way the space police will discover that I never passed the final exam" !!!


The trouble was that from that moment, the UFO Ran became a steaming ball of fire, crazy, darting in the sky of Tokyo, with no possibility of being governed.

.... and found himself immediately on a collision course with one of the giants!


[Axel, lost in panic] HEY !! HEY !!! WAIT ! WAIT !! WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT !!!

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The UFO passed over, flooding him with its lethal liquid ....

... AND BOTH SHAM POO AND AKANE BEGAN TO FALL !!!


Ranma did not even have time to think, simply drove up to his backpack rocket engines...

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[XX] WHAT ?!? YOU SAVED HEl ?!?


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[RANMA, SCREAMING] HOLD ON SHAM POO, I'M COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING !!

Sham poo, still falling, closed her eyes in anger.

[Sham Poo, with wrath] No! Now that I know I'm not worth anything to you I prefere to die!

[RANMA, SCREAMING] Noooooooooooooo!!

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Even if she was in a vacuum, opened her eyes a bit...

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[Sham Poo, so surprised] MOUSSE !!! [now with trembling voice] H... how did you do? Y... you'Le blind as a mole ! How could you catch me without glasses?
[Mousse, still breathing loudly] [Anf Anf] I followed [anf anf] the advice [anf anf] of someone [anf anf] who looks like a pig: THESE CONTACT LENS ARE WONDERFUL !!

Despite his hands bled, Mousse managed to fly the girl to the point where he was (it was approssimately at the third floor of a skyscraper) and, heedless of the cries of protest coming from the street, took off his long coat and wraped the chinese .
Now they were face to face.

[Mousse, with dreamy and sweet voice] You know that I'd do everything to make you safe and happy !!

... AND CLOSED HIS EYES........

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[Sham Poo, TOP WORRIED, screaming] SISSY !! SISSYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!! WHElE AlE YOU ? WHElE AlE YOU ?!?
[Mousse, WITH AN EYE BLACK AND VIOLET] W.... what the hell of gratitude !!

ELSEWHERE, MEANWHILE...

The slap that Eddy had pulled in front in Lamu must have been really scary: the alien was still unconscious and his face bore the mark of a huge bruise.
Instead, Aiko was completely flushed and continued to scream.

Now just Ataru was flying in front of the last giant !
It seemed that none of them wanted to give up !!!

[Ataru, screaming] GIVE UP !! IT'S OVER !!!
[Eddy, with an evil laught] Eh eh eh !! Poor !! [now screaming]    You didn't know that THE HELP WAS ON THE WAY ?!?
[Ataru, so surprised] What ? What do you mean ?!?
[Eddy, now with sadic voice] Eh eh eh, RAISE YOUR SIGHT !!

Ataru did it...

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SHOCK !!!


A LARGE PART OF TOKYO WAS OBSCURED BY THE SHADOW OF A GIANT SPACESHIP, COMING FROM SOUTH-WEST !!

It had a triangular shape and a huge wingspan (which allowed her to fly into the air like a jet) and it was made of a strange dark colored material.

Its bottom was still hot, a sign that he had just been through the atmosphere.

The Air Force attacked it immediately, but with poor results.
The radio transmissions between the F-15 in flight became excited.


[Takuma, so worried] I don't understeand: anyone of  my missiles has reached its target but that damned spaceship seems insensible to my attack !!
[Ukyo, so worried too] Damn ! I finished the munitions and it's still flying !!
[Aguri, so worried too] The damages that we produce are not consistent, why ?!?
[Satoru, screaming] WE'VE THE WRONG WEAPONS !!!
[Aguri, so surprised] What ?!? What the fool are you saying?
[Satoru, with clear voice] Since we can not shoot the pyrophoric uranium missiles it means that we can only use those air to air, which have less power than air-land! Warn the second wave that has to change the rigging!
[Takuma, so much worried] IT'S TOO LATE !! THEY'RE RATHER LEAVING AND IT WOULD TAKE MORE THAN HALF AN HOUR TO CHANGE THEIR WEAPONS !
[Ukyo, so scared] Are we crazy? They will take much less to sweep us away!
[Aguri, furious] Damn !! How can be possible that the defeat of Midway of 60 years ago has not taught anything to our generals?


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[Eddy, so much sadic] As soon as my friends get swept away your dirty city I'll use you to try out new recipes with your meat !
[Ataru, with wrath] YOU BASTARD !! When all will ends I will use you as an eraser and I'll you rub along all the roads of Japan until you will have consumed!
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.... A LONG LINE WITH A THOUSAND INDEFINITE COLORS FURROW THE SKY....

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.... which was rocked by a huge explosion!


[EDDY, SO SHOCKED] W.. .WHAT'S GOING ON ?!?

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[EDDY, LOST IN PANIC] NOOOOOOOOOOO !!  YOU DAMNEEEEEEEEDS !!



WAS ABOUT 20 YEARS SINCE THE GUNS OF THE FLAGSHIP "LITTLE ANGEL" (BT AT THAT TIME IT WAS CALLED "DREADNOUGHT") DOESN'T THUNDERED SO LOUD !!!

Eddy knew her well, because he had fought in that war: was its thanks to the new technology that the Oni kick back and turn the tide of the conflict, condemning the cannibals to a historic defeat ....

e=16pt].... but also condemned Sham Poo to stay separate for almost 20 years by her father![/size][/b]

In any case it took a few more well-aimed shots to destroy totally obscure the spaceship, whose wreck sunken (harmless) off the bay of the capital.

[Ataru, now flying in front of the face of Eddy, with clear voice] Wooooooooow, you were really right [now a  bit sadic] "The help was on the way" !!!! [now screaming furiously] GIVE UP !!! THIS TIME IS REALLY OVER !!!

Eddy begun to giggle....

... IN AN EVIL WAY !!!

[Ataru, still furious] Defeat made you mad, you disgusting being ?!?
[Eddy, still giggling] Eh eh eh eh....... [now screaming] TURN YOURSELF, YOU STUPID !!

So surprised, Ataru did it....

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SHOCK !!!


RAN'S UFO, WRAPPED BY A GREAT, BLACK CLOUD, WAS IN COLLISION COURSE WITH THE GIANT...

.... AND COULDN'T BE RULED !!!



[Eddy, back sadic] I was wondering about this one: WHO WILL ACCOMPANY ME TO HELL ?!?
[ATARU, FURIOUS] NOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD !!!



Eddy opened her arms: her hands (and thus the hostages) was about 30 meters apart.

[EDDY, WITH EVIL VOICE] TO MY LEFT I'VE THE BRAT OF YOUR STUPID EMPEROR, TO MY RIGHT THAT DRUG ADDICT AND SEX-STARVED OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND !!

WHO SAVES ?!?

[EDDY, SCREAMING] CHOOSE !!!






(TO BE CONTINUED)
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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2010, 11:37:29 PM »
URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"THE DRUNK STORK"

CHAPTER TWELVE: THE GRATITUDE OF THE EMPEROR


Tomobiki, springtime

Nothing and no one was able to change the trajectory of the UFO Ran, now became a huge, crazy fireball that plowed the sky of Tokyo.

He had been in collision course with the last of the giant cannibals, but he didn't seemed at all fearful to die because of the strange deadly rain of tears that was spreading everywhere.

[Eddy, with disgusting evil voice] Hey, where have you gone, you strange kind of stupid? Is not that you're doing under 'cos' the fear of seeing the drug-hungry for sex of your girlfriend flattened to the ground, right?

[now screaming] YOU COWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARD !!!

He could not say more !!

The last thing he heard was as if the magma of a volcano was investing him: his sadistic laugh ended in a horrible, terrifying scream of pain.

However, Eddy had not noticed a thing.

He was so blinded by hatred that he had not seen that Ataru, since some time, had moved (in flight) to where the hand was clutching Lamù.

Unbelievable but true, he had the right intuition ....

.... but he knew that, despite everything, would had only a few moments more groped for a "mission" apparently impossible!

So when the giant dropped the alien ....

.... Ataru caught her immediately ....

.... and then, PUSHED HIS BACKPACK ROCKET TO THE MAX ....

... and moved to the part where Aiko was falling!

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[Lamù, SURPRISED AT TOP] DARLING, HOW DID YOU DO ?!?

Ataru, always in flight (even in landing) was holding her with both the arms and, with his teeth, he was clutching the dress of Aiko, who had finally stopped screaming (in fact, was literally choking with laughter).

This time it wasn't necessary for Lamù tp hurt Ataru to make him cry: from her eyes were flowing real rivers of tears !!

It tasted some with his tongue and his withdrawal symptoms ended instantly.
Soon after he took the child in her arms.

[Lamù, still shocked] Darling, i.. in which way you....
[Ataru, still breathing loudly] AIKO WEIGHS LESS THAN YOU !!
[Lamù, blinking her large eyes] Sorry?

[Ataru, with clear voice]I remembered that time when Hanawa Sensei, at school, told us about a man called Galileo, who argued that a heavy body fell more rapidly than a lighter, on condition of not being on the Moon, without atmosphere.
So I really hoped that Aiko fell less quickly than you.
That's why I took you to her first!
By the way, how is she?

The girl turned Aiko to him ....

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[AIKO] D.... D..... DAD !!!


SHOCK !!!!

[Lamù, now so touched] W.... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!! DARLING, IT'S HER FIRST WORD !!!
[ATARU, SHOCKED, CONFUSED, PISSED AND SO MUCH MORE] SH.... SHE CALLED ME <<DADDY>> ?!?



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.... found a sea of madnesss waiting for them !!!


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A huge tiger-strippered ox had managed to stop the UFO Ran, thus avoiding crashes, and now sat in a ridiculous pose, panting heavily, with large tears trickled from his great eyes.

Beside him a sweet girl was jumping and jumping due to the happyness.

[Ran, sweet like never seen before] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, REIIIIIIIIIII !! I knew that I could trust you !!! [and huged him]

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... two girls were fighting fiercely !!

[NABIKI, FURIOUS] You saw what you did, so now he must marry me!
[OYUKI, FURIOUS TOO] It's my business if my boyfriend is a sex maniac bold but it's not written anywhere that if a man that feel a girl is forced to marry her!
[Nabiki, now with evil voice]perhaps because has never done it with you is not to be true?
[OYUKI, MORE FURIOUS]How do you know what we do together ? [now with evil voice too] ...and then, if what you say is true, as he was to take my virginity is doubly compelled to marry me!

[... ehm ...]

... under their feet, someone was crying out in pain.

[Shutaro, groaning in pain] please, please: you can continue this painful discussion elsewhere?!? Above all, what kind of gratitude is this?!? I have save the life of BOTH!

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[Sham Poo, FURIOUS] FlOM THIS MOMENT I AM DEAD FOl YOU !
[Ranma, groaning in pain, WITH A GREAT SIGN OF SLAP IN HIS FACE] gh... gh.... gh.. Sh... Sham Poo, I... I really tried to save you, but...
[Sham Poo, now crying so much] Y... [sigh] you damned, [sigh] condemn [sigh] to death [sigh] the motheL [sniff] of your daughteL! [now crying loudly]WAHAAAAAAAAAAH ! YOU HEAlTLES MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!

HEARING THOSE WORDS, AKANE GRABBED THE CHINESE BY HER NECK !!!

[AKANE, FURIOUS]I REMEMBER TO YOU THAT I'M THE MOTHER OF HIS SON TOO !! Although it is only recently that I discovered that I'm pregnant ....

Akane could not finish the sentence.

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[Ataru, with strange voice, bliking his little eyes] Oh, you're Akane isn't it ? [now with clear voice] SO THIS PREGNANCY TEST IS YOURS !!!

HEARING THIS WORDS, NABIKI HAD AN HEART ATTACK !!!

[NABIKI, LOST IN PANIC] IT'S MINE !! IT'S MINE !! GIVE IT BACK !!! GIVE IT BACK !!

[Ataru, same voice and expression] It fell on me not so long.

Look, I won't understand so much about baby so little but these things I have learned to use and to read them and I can tell you that ONE PINK LINE MEANS "NOT PREGNANT"!

"NOT PREGNANT"!


SHOCK !!!!


[RANMA, FURIOUS] Nabiki, you damned !!! What the hell have you done behind our backs?!?

{Nabiki, lost in panic, TOTALLY RED IN FACE, babbling]Th.. the point is that the ... the pocket money that gives us our father is so small that... that .... I thought of "round" it a bit!

[RANMA, STILL FURIOUS] YOU DAMNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ED !!!
[Nabiki, same expression] H... hey !! Do not want to beat a woman, right? I remember that the honor code of martial arts masters forbid to hit a woman!


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[AKANE, STILL FURIOUS] I'M NOR A MAN NOR A MARTIAL ART MASTER !!!

Nabiki was now lying on the ground (in a really silly pose ) with an eye black and purple!

[Sham Poo, still angry] Fantastic! Not only have you deceived as a naive but you even allowed to save the wLong peLson!
[Akane, still screaming furiously] So you think my life counts for nothing?
[Sham Poo, still angry] I did not say this but is not paLt of the code of honoL of a maLtial aLts masteL to save the motheL fiLst and then theiL childLens too?

No one had noticed but, briefly, an elegant "blue car" had stopped not far from them.

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[XX] AIKO !!!!!

[Ataru, so excited] PRINCESS SADAKO !!!

He rushed to meet her.

[Ataru, still excited, running] PRINCESS SADAKO !!!  I THOUGHT TO YOU ALL THIS TIIIIIIME !!
[LAMU', FURIOUS] DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLING, REALLY DO YOU WANNA FLIRT EVEN WITH THE WIFE OF THE HEIR TO THE THRONE ?!?


TCHING !!
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TWO ENORMOUS BODYGUARDS, EACH ONE BIGGER THAN A CLOSET WITH TWO DOORS, POINTED AGAINST HIS NECK A KATANA !!!

[A bodyguard, with COLD voice] THE MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY CANNOT BE TOUCHED BY THE PEOPLE !!!
[Ataru, held in a silly pose, with trembling voice] Gh... gh... I... I just wanted to express her my concerns !!

But, in that moment, Princess Sadako had eyes only for her child.

[Sadako, still screaming] AIKO !!! SWEET CHILD OF MINE !!
[Lamù, with touched voice] H.... here you are your daughter !!

Princess Sadako stopped briefly in front of alien and then, gently, took the child in her arms and pressed her to herself, crying loudly (so longly).

Faced with this scene someone got deeply troubled !!

[Ranma, rather screaming] W... wait for a moment !! [now turned in front of the chinese] SHAM POO, THIS MEANS THAT YOU TOO HAVE DECEIVED ME !!!
[Sham Poo, TOTALLY RED IN FACE, babbling] W... well, th... the point is that... that... she Leally looked so much like you, so... [now with an incredible INNOCENT smile] IT WAS A GlEAT OCCASION TO MAllY YOU !!!
[Ranma, getting furious] S.. so, in this whole history, I WAS THE ONLY VICTIM !!

He wanted to say much worse but a sudden powerful voice captured the attention of all !

[XY] ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?!?

[LAMU' AND SHAM POO, SCREAMING] DADDY !!!

The alien, flying, joined his father first...

... moments later came her sister too.

It was really a good thing that their father had a body so enormous: with those huge arms could embrace both.
He hughed them itself so much, so strong.
They cried for a long time.

[Mr invader, with hot voice] Quiet, quiet: it's all over !!

That scene of sincere affection had the power to calm everyone.

In that meantime...

[Ataru, with clear voice] You've arrived just in time !!
[Mrs invader, with clear voice too] We wanted to understand how he was going and who really was our niece's daughter but when we recognized our enemies we realized how serious the situation was. We've destroyed all the starships of the cannibals, nobody will ever threaten!

WAS IN THAT MOMENT THAT SOMEONE APPROACHED THE ALIENS !!

[XY] EXCUSE ME...
[Lamù, with strange voice] Darling, what the fool......

SHOCK !!!

In front of Lamù there was a strane man, formally dressed: he was so aged (could be about 60 years).

[T.F., with clear voice] OHAYO !!! MY NAME IS TOSHIO FURUKAWA AND I'M THE FIRST BUTLER OF HIS MAJESTY !! I please respectfully to follow me: "someone" wants to meet you personally !!!

[Sham Poo, so shocked] S... Sissy, th... that man....
[Lamù, shocked too] ... HAS THE SAME VOICE OF DARLING !!!

Everyone was invited to board into luxurious blue car which, after long wandering on the streets of Tokyo ...

[Lamù, wondering] Darling, what is this ?!?
[Ataru, so shocked] TH... THIS IS THE IMPERIAL PALACE !!

Once off, the same strane man came back.

[T.F., with clear voice]The emperor himself ordered me to take you before him one by one, because he wants to thank you for saving his niece.

[Nabiki, getting excited] OH MY GOD !! THE EMPEROR ?!? [now wondering] ... ehm ... HE ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT HE HAD PROMISED A GENEROUS REWARD FOR THOSE HO HAD SAVED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER, RIGHT?
[Ranma, getting shy] Gh... gh... Akane, do you think I'm in order?
[Akane, with nervous voice, watching at him out of the corner of her eyes] YOU_DO_SUCK_AS_ALWAYS !!
[Oyuki, now wondering] How comes that this is the royal palace? Mine is so much bigger!
[Mendo, with clear voice] Well, since always the style of the Japanese royal family is marked by a "sobriety elegance".
[Ran, so angry] REI, YOU'RE GOING TO GO IN FRONT OF AN EMPEROR: QUIT EATING !!!

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.... A SUDDEN QUARREL !!!

[ATARU, FURIOUS] WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU WON'T BOW IN FRONT OF THE EMPEROR ?
[Lamù, with strange quiet voice] I don't think I'm obliged to do it !
[ATARU, STILL FURIOUS] DAMEND ALIEN, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ?!?

[Lamù, now turned to her father, wondering] DADDY, THE PRINCESS HEIR TO THE THRONE MUST BOW IN FRONT OF A SOVEREING ?!? Oyuki pay no attention to these things, so...
[Mr invader, now scratching his head, wondering] Well, you'll present your  respect, of course....


DEEP SHOCK !!!


[ATARU, SHOCKED] P.... "PRINCESS" ?!? L.... LAMU', REALLY YOU'RE A PRINCESS ?!?


[Lamù, with clear voice] Of course. MY FATHER IS THE KING OF THE ONIS, SO...
[Ataru, still shocked] H.. HEY !!! W.... why you didn't ever say it ?
[Lamù, same voice] Since I was born my parents decided that I should live the same way as any other girl.
[Ataru, still shocked] W... WAIT FOR A MOMENT !! all these years you have always been penniless...

[Lamù, now sweetly red in face] Well, the point is that.... you know, that time I paid the account for the use of the taxi that you called to come back home I ..... "Seriously undermined" the resources of our nation...

[Mr invader, now furious] you have ruined, that's the truth!

[Lamù, same situation] ... since then, as punishment, my father decided to give me the same allowance for any teenager: "In this way you'll learn to give the right value for money", he said.
[ATARU, NOW WITH TREMBLING VOICE] BUT... BUT... TH.. THIS MEANS ALSO THAT, ONE DAY, YOU WILL BECOME....

[Sham Poo, SHOCKED] D... DADDY ! THIS MEANS THAT, ONE DAY, I WILL BECOME A QUEEN !!!


SHOCK !!!

[Lamù, shocked too] W.... wait for a while [NOW SCREAMING] I_WILL_BECOME_A_QUEEN !!!
[Sham Poo, getting angry] Because I'm the eldest is obvious that I_WILL_BECOME_A_QUEEN !!!
[Lamù, getting angry too] You are a half-breed, you can not ascend the throne !
[Sham POO, FURIOUS] WHY NOT ?
[LAMU', FURIOUS TOO] There was never a Half-Blood sovereign between Onis !
[SHAM POO, FURIOUS TOO] IT MEANS THAT I'LL BE THE FIlST ONE !!
[LAMU', SCREAMING] Our Constitution requires that only those with 100% of blood oni can ascend the throne !!
[SHAM POO, SCREAMING TOO] I'LL ASK TO OUl FATHEl TO CHANGE IT !!
[LAMU', SCREAMING OUT OF HER SOUL] YOU CANNOT CHANGE OUR COSTITUTION FOR YOUR OWN USE !!
[SHAM POO, SCREAMING LOUDLY] IT MEANS THAT WILL PlOCLAIM THE lEPUBLIIIIIIIIIIIC !!!

[MR INVADER, FURIOUS TOO] SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP !!! DO YOU THINK THAT THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME FOR A DYNASTIC DISPUTE ?!?

Even if apparently quiet, both the sisters shared each other a painful nip on their back.

[Lamù, whispering nervously] I_WILL_BECOME_A_QUEEN !!!
[Sham Poo, whispering nervously too] NO, I_WILL_BECOME_A_QUEEN !!!




Not so far, Princess Sadako (with Aiko in her arms) approached gently Ataru once more.

[Sadako, with touched voice] Thanks ! Thanks a lot ! God bless you !! Aiko is all my life !!!
[Ataru, with strange voice] Gh... gh.... I.... I'm glad that... that....

A respectful bow...

... and the princess quietly disappeared behind a door.




... BUT SOMEONE WAS STILL SCREAMING !!



[AIKO, SCREAMING] DADDY !!! DADDY !!! DADDYYYYYYYYYYY !!!


The alien approached genlty Ataru with a short fly.

[Lamù, so touched] Darling, are you crying ?!?
[Ataru, nervous] WHAT ?!? DAMNED ALIEN, WHAT THE FOOL ARE YOU SAYING ?!? IT'S ONLY SWEAT !! IT'S TOO HOT HERE !!!

She gave him a little kiss on his cheek...

... AND ...

"You liar" was the thought of the alien, that well knew the taste of his tears.


[T.F., WITH CLEAR VOICE] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE, COME IN ALL: HERE COMES THE EMPEROR !!


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...
...


Some nights later, when everything returned back to normal, Ataru and Lamù found themselves together again in their living room.
A boring day was followed by a boring evening.
Ataru was doing nervously zapping through the TV when suddenly stopped to look at channel where were talking about the upcoming G20 supposed to take place just in Tokyo.

[Lamù, blinking her large eyes, wondering] Darling, how long you're interested in politics?
[Ataru, with strange voice] Thruthfully I don't really care at all about, the fact is that the new spokesman of the Emperor has a voice equal to your, identical !!
[Lamù, with strange voice] Now that you make me note..... [now back wondering] what's her name ?
[Ataru, scratching his head] W... well..... (yet they've just said).... something like...... Hirano..... Sumi, Fumi, things like that !!
[Lamù] Darling....
[Ataru] Nan-da ?
[Lamù, with clear voice] THE CAN YOU'RE DRINKING IS EMPTY !!
[Ataru, with clear voice too] ... ALSO THE BOTTLE OF TABASCO THAT YOU'RE DRINKING IS EMPTY !!
[Lamù, with a large yawn] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN !! Darling, I'm tired ! I'll have a bath then I'll go to bed.
[Ataru, so bored] Do what you want.

Later, when Lamù was bathing in the tub, heard the echo of raindrops falling from the tap...

... and realized why that night was so strange.

THERE WAS TOO QUIET IN THEIR HOUSE !!!

When she came out wrapped herself in the robe, flew up in the room but didn't found Ataru to bed.

IN FACT .....

... he was standing in front of the (EMPTY) cradle where had slept Aiko until recently!

The alien landed so close to him with a sweet noise, then put an hand on his shoulder.

[Lamù, with sad voice] Darling, you're still thinking to her ?
[Ataru, with trembling sad voice] Aiko.... [sigh]... <<DAUGHTER OF LOVE>>.... [sigh]...
[Lamù, now so blue] When will pass here the next "drunk stork" ? [now wondering] You really liked her so much ?!?

[ATARU, AFTER A GREAT SIGH] Well....... SHE WAS SO PURE !!!

JOYFUL SHOCK !!!

[LAMU', SO EXCITED] Darling, so that day at the hospital you told me the truth?!?

Mmmmmmmmmh....

It had been almost six months since that damned day, when Lamù was brought (in flight) to the hospital by his mother in the throes of a severe hemorrhage due to a miscarriage, caused to an (unexpected) ectopic pregnancy.

Ataru was the only one able to comfort her but no one understood what he said to her !

However...

He was not the type who liked the affectations of the alien...

.... well, that night made an exception !!

IN FACT...

... he huged her gently...

... gave a little kiss on her neck....

...
... AND ...
...



[Lamù, sweetly scared] H... hey, Darling: w... what you're doing ?!?

Ataru embraced the alien ...

... (her robe fell to the ground with a slight hiss and left her totally naked !!) ...

... put his hands on her hips ....

.... and pushed her gently onto the bed.




[Lamù, sweetly shy] D... darling, what [OH!] ... what are you doing ?!? [mmmmh.... mmmmh] Hold, h... [mmmmh].... hold....
[Ataru, rather groaming] I miss her !!



Lamù pretended to resist ...

Well, truthfully she liked what was happening: in that way she felt more desired by his "darling".

On the other side ....

.... Ataru liked that Lamù oppose a bit of resistance: in this way his hunter instinct made him appreciate more the capture of prey!

[Lamù, sweetly red in face] D... darling, [OH !] w.. what [AH !] are you...
[Ataru, rather groaming] I miss her !!
[Lamù, now sweetly excited] D... DARLING, YOU'VE WELL DONE THE ACCOUNT OF "MY DAYS", RIGHT ?!?

.....
....
...
..


That night was wonderfully sweet, a gentle wind had cleaned the air above Tomobiki and, finally, the stars can be admired in their awesome beauty.

... AND ...

... WHO KNOWS: MAYBE SOME STORK WAS LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO MAKE A NEST !!

When the first rays of morning Sun came into the room surprised the two boys still embraced: Ataru was sleeping (snoring loudly) with both the arms fully open, while Lamù, laying beside him, continued to embrace him in her sleep....





... AND ...


[**] BEEP !!!
[Ataru & Lamù, SCREAMING] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!

Ataru did a great leap into bed, the alien (instinctively) covered herself with the sheets !!

[Ataru, so angry] OSCAR, YOU SCARED ME !!
[OSCAR 1] BEEP !! YOUR PRESENCE IS URGENTLY REQUIRED TO THE MAIN DOOR !!
[Ataru, getting more angry] WHAT ?!? ONCE MORE ?!? OSCAR WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS TIME ?!?
[OSCAR 1] BEEP !! IS BETTERE THAT YOU COME TO SEE !!! BEEP !! I RESPECTFULLY SUGGEST YOU TO WEAR SOMETHING !!!

Ataru weared something found randomly on the cabinet, Lamù wore her notorious bikini but, incredible but true, the guy was the first one to descend the staris.

Someone was gently knocking to the door.

[XX, with gentle voice] HELLO, IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE ?!?
[Ataru, so angry] DAMNED ALIEN, DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT TIME TO JOKE ?!?

The door opened...

.... AND ...


[XX] OHAYO !!

In front of Ataru there was a gentle lady (so aged, she could have about 60 years) dressed with an elegant, formal tailleur.

After an elegant bow...

[H.F., with gentle voice] My name is Hirano Fumi, the spokesman of the Emperor and I refer here to a great honor which has invested you !!

[Ataru, so shocked, with trembling voice] L... Lamù, ar... ARE YOU SURE THAT SHE'S NOT ONE OF YOUR FAR PARENT? HER VOICE IS EQUAL TO YOURS !!
[Lamù, blinking her large eyes] <<Honor>> ?!? WHAT KIND OF HONOR ?!?

The spokesman moved a little....




... AND ...



[XX] DADDY !!!!

[ATARU, SHOCKED] AIKO !!! YOU'RE BACK ?!?

[LAMU', DEEPLY SHOCKED] D... DARLING, W.... WHO ARE THEM ?!?

Their garden had been invaded by somebody who seems a cheerful school groups of very young children, WHO (making a racket) began TO RUN and to destroy ALL OVER THEM ALL AS A CAPTAIN SHOOTING!

[H.F., still with gentle voice] The emperor had promised you a great reward for having saved his nephew: well, time has come !!!

[ATARU, STILL SHOCKED] W... WAIT, WAIT: THIS_IS_THE_REWARD ?!?

[H.F., same voice] After all what has happened, the Emperor has deployed the entire army to protect the participants at the G20, which starts today, but at the same time, he also decided that the weakest ones (THE CHILDREN OF THE HEADS OF STATE) were kept in a secret location.

Since you are the only one person on this planet who able to defeat those aliens whatever they should decide to return the Emperor realized that this is the safest place in all Japan!

Look, this is the formal act of investiture: HE HAS APPOINTED YOU AS GUARDIANS of the royal lineage and that of ITS welcome guest!

Lamù-chan, you can trust also in your sister: she has volunteered immediately, not knowing that the Emperor had extended to her on her appointment. !

[SHAM POO, SCREAMING & CRYING AT THE SAME TIME] THAT'S not tLue: I did not want to come, I was foLcibly Lemoved from my house !!

[ATARU, STILL SHOCKED] H... HEY, TH.. THIS MEANS THAT... THAT HE APPOINTED US AS... AS NURSES ?!?

[H.F., same voice] THAT'S RIGHT !!! I remind you that enjoy the unconditional trust of the sovereign is the highest honor that anyone wants to draw !!

[LAMU' & ATARU, LOST IN PANIC] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2010, 04:45:58 PM »
Ssssssssso niiiiiiiiice story !!!  _/-\o_

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[Oyuki, with COLD voice] RAN: WHEN DID YOU DO THE LAST REVISION TO YOUR UFO?!?
[Ran, with trembling voice] O... Oyuki, I... I JUST PUT THE FUEL WHEN NEEDED: WHAT'S THE "REVISION" ?!?

you have "stolen" that one from "HAPPY DAYS", right?  ;D

When Fonzie accuses a group of "chickens" the lack of maintenance of their car and they (candidly) answer: "well, we just put gasoline only when needed !"

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TO MY LEFT I'VE THE BRAT OF YOUR STUPID EMPEROR, TO MY RIGHT THAT DRUG ADDICT AND SEX-STARVED OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND !! WHO SAVES ?!? CHOOSE !!!

I saw something like into a spiderman movie but can not remember how and when it happens.

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[AIKO] D.... D..... DAD !!!
SHOCK !!!!
[Lamù, now so touched] W.... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!! DARLING, IT'S HER FIRST WORD !!!
[ATARU, SHOCKED, CONFUSED, PISSED AND SO MUCH MORE] SH.... SHE CALLED ME <<DADDY>> ?!?

Just <<sHOCKED>> ?!?   ::)

I wondered: how he would react in regular series?
For much less was moved to commotion (once even helped Ten to meet Mom for a moment before she returned to the planet of origin without having met him).

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[ATARU, SHOCKED] P.... "PRINCESS" ?!? L.... LAMU', REALLY YOU'RE A PRINCESS ?!?


[Lamù, with clear voice] Of course. MY FATHER IS THE KING OF THE ONIS, SO...
[Ataru, still shocked] H.. HEY !!! W.... why you didn't ever say it ?
[Lamù, same voice] Since I was born my parents decided that I should live the same way as any other girl.
[Ataru, still shocked] W... WAIT FOR A MOMENT !! all these years you have always been penniless...

[Lamù, now sweetly red in face] Well, the point is that.... you know, that time I paid the account for the use of the taxi that you called to come back home I ..... "Seriously undermined" the resources of our nation...

[Mr invader, now furious] you have ruined, that's the truth!

[Lamù, same situation] ... since then, as punishment, my father decided to give me the same allowance for any teenager: "In this way you'll learn to give the right value for money", he said.

Wow, this in an interesting way to solve the greatest incongruity about Lum: A PRINCESS WITHOUT MONEY BUT ABLE TO BUY AN ENTIRE PLANET !!

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[Lamù, now sweetly excited] D... DARLING, YOU'VE WELL DONE THE ACCOUNT OF "MY DAYS", RIGHT ?!?

COULD NOT MISS THE "TOUCH OF THE PERVERTED!"  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #25 on: March 23, 2011, 10:58:50 AM »
I want you there. If I can change a series on the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan, I will endure, not fall in love with Mendou Inaba fall in love, who (in my opinion) is a terrible person to do...

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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2011, 12:21:21 AM »
I couldn't longer resist, I really had to make this scene!   :mrgreen:

Taken from the chapter "talking about the reputation - Vol. I", from the serie "Urusei Yatsura, the unofficial 10th season" (click on the links to read the tale or to take a look of the plan of the opera)





.. to be continued !!  ;D
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Re: THE DRUNK STORK
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2011, 07:18:56 AM »
splendid  8)

 

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