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SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« on: December 11, 2008, 12:05:45 AM »
Is so much dangerous to share the soul of a person with another one, specially if the first subject is Ataru Moroboshi

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more"

CHAPTER ONE: FLIRT


Tomobiki, "The Ides of March".

Into a recording room of a famous studio of Tomobiki a group of friends (olds and news) were adapting the lyrics of a song.

[Sham Poo, so excited] So, have you undeLstood my idea ?
[Perma, with clear voice] Sure ! Kagugari, divide in four and give us the rythm; Sham Poo, get started ! So... READY, STEADY, GO !!!!!!!!!!

[Sham Poo, singing] T - (R)
[Perma, singing too] Greets yours
[Sham Poo, singing] O - U
[Perma, singing too] and kiss my parents
[Sham Poo, singing] B - L
[Perma, singing too] Oh, that confusion
[Sham Poo, singing] E
.....
[Sham Poo, singing] T - (R)
[Perma, singing too] click off the lights
[Sham Poo, singing] O - U
[Perma, singing too] you're turning me
[Sham Poo, singing] B - L - E
[Perma, singing too] Oh, that confusion
[Sham Poo, singing] I got the devil in me !!

[kakugari, screaming, so excited] WOOOOOOW ! SOUNDS GOOD !!!
[Sham Poo, now again with clear voice] I thought that we could Lepeat this choLus when daLling finish the thiLd stLophe, the one who says:
"by which we aLe not saints / oh, well: temptations they aLe / they'Le things so spicy / made to be taken on the fly /
you turn a devil in me...
you turn a devil in me..."


[Chibi, stil excited] That's right ! Listen: when you and Lamú are singing "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" the second time I could play some solos during your pauses.
[Sham Poo, excited too] SuLe ! [now with curious fake voice] But you'll have to go <<out of Lange>> !!!
[Chibi, TOP excited] WHA-HA-HA !!! LET ME TRY !!! LET ME PLAY !!!

[Perma, now singing with strange voice] <<How I wish, how I wish they were here>>...
[Sham Poo, now so much angry] You'Le Light: enough is enough !! Now I go theLe and fix eveLything !! [now with fake sweet voice] A lEAL LEADEl OF A lOCK BAND HAVE TO BE BAD IF NEEDS !!

[Kakugari, so surprised] SH.. SHE'S THE LEADER ?
[Chibi, so much surprised] S... SINCE WHEN ?!?
[Perma, so much worried] But, over all, LAMU' KNOWS ABOUT IT ?

The date of august the 11th (the event-concert of U2 in Nagasaki) was approaching day after day and the production odered to the U-Y-TRIBE's members to record their new album by the end of april, to be ready to release it before the next summer.
But it was so difficult, due to the severals committments of the two notorious girls, to have all the members contemporary into the recording room: any minute became precious like the water on the desert and couldn't be wasted in any way.

IN FACT ...

... into another soundproofed room...

[Lamú, screaming, so angry] YOU STUPID !!
[Ataru, screaming, angry too] YOU MORON !!
[Lamú, screaming, so angry] YOU IDIOT: I WON'T SING AT ALL YOUR PERVERTED LYRICS !!
[Ataru, screaming, angry too] ... AND I WON'T SING AT ALL YOUR SACCARINE RUBBISH LYRICS LIKE: I just wanna be with you / won't you give your love for me / let's take a chance on love
[Lamú, screaming, so angry] WHAT'S WRONG IN MY LYRICS ?!?
[Lamú, screaming, so angry] Lamú, that day all the planet will watch at me !!! I cannot lose this occasion !! I CANNOT BE CONSIDERED AS ANOTHER DAMNED LUSH SINGER: I WANNA FIRE THE WORLD !!!
[Lamú, screaming, so angry] .. AND I CANNOT ALLOW THAT ALL THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD THINK AT ME AS AN HUNGRY FOR SEX BECAUSE OF YOU !!!
[Sham Poo, suddenly arrived, with COLD voice] Sissy...

[Lamú, still angry] SHAM POO, I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU TOO! I DON'T LIKE AT ALL ABOUT...

Sham Poo took the head of her sister with both the hands...
...
... AND TOOK A LOOK SO DEEP STRAIGHT INTO HER EYES !!!

[Sham Poo, with fake gentle voice] SISSY, WE-AlE-LATE-BECAUSE-OF-YOU !

The "power" of the half-blood came back once again.

IN FACT...

... A PACEFUL FEELING FELT ON LAMU' !!!

[Lamú, now quiet] Y.. you're right !!! I... I come immediatly !! [now turned to Ataru] All right, now I go to record my song: you stay here and try to find a better sonority for you guitar.
[Ataru, still nervous] DAMNED ALIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN !!!!!!
[Sham Poo, same voice] Sissy, I havn't any part in this song: can I have a pause ?
[Lamú, now with clear voice] THE LAST ONE !!

Finally also the alien entered into the recording room.

[Lamú, with clear voice] So, guys: are you ready to record the first scratch of my song ?
[All the stormtroopen, contemporary] WE FINISHED TO RECORD IT SO LONG AGO, IT MISS ONLY YOUR VOICE !!!
[Lamú, so embarassed] Gh... gh.... L... let me get started !!!

... and (finally) begun to sing.

[ << I FEEL YOU >> - music and lyrics written by Lamú]

[Lamú, singing]What remains about you
about your poesy
when the light of the last Sun
is slowly sliding away
if you don't
have
a soul......

[chorus #1] I feel you
you wonderful submerged statue
a shot who hit deeply the center
I feel you
you desert's so far away mirage
the sandstorm that wants make me blind
d'ya love or not ?
d'ya love or not ?
d'ya love me .....


...
...
...

In that meantime, Ataru was still into the soundproofed room, trying to search for a sonority who wasn't able to find.

Maybe it was due to his own bad feeling.

"DAMNED ALIEN", was his though, "YOU FRAMED ME !!!"

IT WAS TRUE: ATARU WAS RATHER JAILED !!!

That day Lamú ordered to the production to interdict any acces to the studio to any girl: "to avoid any distractions" she saied.

...
...

HEY, HEY: WAIT FOR A MOMENT !!!

THERE WAS STILL A GIRL INTO THE STUDIO IN THAT MOMENT !!!

IN FACT...

... someone suddenly entered into the soundproofed room

[Ataru, so surprised] Who is there ?
[SHAM POO, with sweet voice] Oh, foLgive me daLling: I didn't knew that you were here. [now with different voice] Sometimes Sissy is Leally insupportable, isn't it?
[Ataru, rather bored] True.

[SHAM POO, WITH SWEET VOICE] WHEN I THINK THAT YOU'lE lEALLY A GOOD GUY....

....

Hearing those words, A RED LED MEANING "SEX" TURNED INTO THE MIND OF ATARU !!!

FEW SECONDS AFTER HE WAS DROPPED ON HIS KNEES IN FRONT OF THE CHINESE, HOLDING HER HAND.

[Ataru, with romantic voice] Oh, Sham Poo, sweet little chinese of mine: I knew that your eyes could carry to me a ray of Sun into this boring grey day.

SHAM POO DIDN'T SEEM ANNOYED AT ALL !!

[Sham Poo, same voice] Oh, daLling... YOU'lE SO lOMANTIC !!!

Hearing those words, Ataru got up immediatly...

... and put his hands (so gently) on her hips...

... and pushed her finely on the wall.

[Sham Poo, still with sweet voice] P... please, daLling: DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THIS WAY !!
[Ataru, with romantic voice] Why I havn't ?
[Sham Poo, same voice] D... daLling... the laws of my tLibe are sacLed: ONLY THE MAN WHO WIN ME CAN HAVE ME !!!
[Ataru, same voice] Where is the problem ?!?

HE DID TO HER A LITTLE CHIP...

... just to make her falling down ...

... and catched her once again in his arms.

[Ataru, with deep sight and romantic voice] SO..... I'VE WON !!
[Sham Poo, still with sweet voice] D.. daLling... y.. YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A SPOIL !!
[Ataru, same situation] What's wrong ? I'M THE BEST HUNTER OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE !

SHAM POO CLOSED SWEETLY HER EYS....

... Ataru did the same...

.... AND KISSED HER ON THE MOUTH...

... so deeply, so longly !!

IT WAS AN ERROR !!!!

..
..
..
..

If only Ataru had opened his eyes a little would have noticed that SHAM POO WAS LOOKING AT HIM WITH AN EVIL SIGHT !!!

... and, hided in her left hand, she was holding something of misterious.

"DONE !" was her thought !!! (she thought it almost in anger)

Was in that moment that someone suddenly entered into the room

[Chibi, with clear voie] Ataru, finally ! We are ... [NOW SURPRISED] EEEK ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
[Ataru, so angry] MIND YOUR BUSINESS !!!
[Sham Poo, still with gentle voice] DaLling, he's Light: the otheLs aLe waiting foL us.
[Ataru, now with clear voice] All right, LET'S GO !!

Cbibi was so chumed, due to that show....

... but it wasn't ended: Sham Poo took him on his arm.

[Sham Poo, whispering to the Chibi's ear, with evil voie]    
If you say something about this to Sissy I will taste to you the 999 chinese toLtuLes: HAVE YOU UNDElSTOOD ?!?
[Chibi, with trembling voice] S... so much !!

Finally, Ataru, with triumphal step, entered into the recording room

[Lamú, rather angry] Darling, finally you...

ATARU THROWED ON HER THE BASS !!!

[Ataru, with clear voice] All right, THE LEADER IS BACK !!!
[Perma, so surprised] Now Ataru is the leader ?
[Kakugari, so bored] I think that our rock band have too much leaders and too fews soldiers !!

[Ataru, same voice] Now we'll record my song. [now turned to the stormtroopen] You, guys, beware to the riff at the end of any strophe ! [now turned to Lamú] You, Lamú, beware to the chromate scale before the chorus and to keep the rhythm during the pauses of the guitar. [now turned to Sham Poo, with sweet voice] you, little chinese of mine, remember to emphasize your chorus !
[Sham Poo, so excited] Sissy, this one is also tLue foL you: isn't it ?
[Lamú, getting angry] GRRRRRR !!!

Finally, also Ataru begun to sing

[<<The Impetuous Sea At The Sunset>> - Music an Lyrics written by Ataru]

[Ataru, singing without music] I wanna see you dancing ! Dancing ! Dancing....

The impetuous
sea at sunset
climbed on the Moon
and behind a curtain made of stars...


[Music starts, with a RIFF]

I wanna see you dancing
without taboo [RIFF]
and then I wanna rip off your panties
let's make a miscue [RIFF]
come on sister
let's do dirty dancing [RIFF]
I wanna have ..

[Lamú and Sham Poo, singing too]SEX ! SEX ! SEX !!
[Ataru, still singing]I am so much thirsty !!! [RIFF]
Because you're like water....
[chromate scale]
the source of all my sins... [RIFF]
[Lamú and Sham Poo, singing too]The impetuous
sea at sunset
climbed on the Moon
and behind a curtain made of stars...


[Ataru, screaming, so much angry] BREAAAAAAAAAAAAK !!!!!!!
[Sham Poo, so surprised] DaLling, what's going on ?
[Lamú, getting angry] LEAVE TO CALL HIM <<DARLIIIING>> !!!

[Ataru, so much angry] LAMU', I DON'T HEAR YOU VOICE !!! GIVE MORE EMPHASYS WHEN YOU SING "SEX ! SEX ! SEX ! "
[Sham Poo, with sweet voice] Sissy, daLling is Light. MAYBE YOU DON'T LIKE HIS LYlHICS ?!?
[LAMU', TOP ANGRY] AAAAAAAAAAARGH !!! I KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!

In any case...

.. IT BEGUN A GREAT RE-CUT !!!

And, before the end of the evening, they were able to record 11 tracks !!

.. AND THE BEST PERFORMANCES WERE THE ONES OF ATARU AND SHAM POO !!!

They seemed so excited, both !

.. so "familiar"...

... AND THE ALIEN NOTICED IT IMMEDIATLY !!!

"GRRRR", whas her thought: "Sham Poo is filling darling of moins !! Why ? WHY ? I feel... REALLY: I FEEL SOMETHING OF STRANGE !!!

So, suddenly....

[Lamú, with strange voice] Sham Poo, I got something to say to you.
[Sham Poo, still excited] LateL, Sissy: Latel !! I've to sing anotheL song ! [now with fake sweet voice] LEMEMBEl ? WE'lE LATE ALSO BECAUSE OF YOU !!!

Minute after minute, Lamú became so much suspicious.

IN FACT...

... THE "ACCORD" BETWEEN ATARU AND SHAM POO WAS INCREASING !!!

Finally the session ended and Ataru immediatly tried to reach the young chinese but she disappeared in mysterious way.

IN ANY CASE, LAMU' TOOK HIM ON HIS NECK (on the back)...

... AND FLIED AWAY FROM THE WINDOW, BOTH !!!

She landed not so far from the studios.

[Lamú, still suspicious] Darling, say me the truth: WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND MY SISTER ?!?
[Ataru, rather bored, with both the hands behind the head] You saw, we sang a lot !
[Lamú, getting angry] DON'T JOKE WITH ME !!!
[Ataru, same situation] You can ask her: she's behind of you.
[Lamú, so surprised] Really ?

She turned on her back....

IT WAS AN ERROR !!

IN FACT...

... ATARU WAS NOW PLAYING HIS FAVORITE "HOBBY" !!!

[Ataru, talking to a girl, with romantic voice] CIAO BABY !! What about a drink together ?
[The girl, so excited] Hey but... I KNOW YOU !!!

Normally, in this case, Lamú would be angry.

NOT THIS TIME !

Lamú did a short fly...

.. grabbed Ataru on his neck once again...

.. AND..

[LAMU', SHAKING ATARU, SCREAMING AND CRYING] DARLING, DARLING: AFTER ALL THAT HAPPENED, YOU STILL DON'T CARE ME AT ALL ?!?

... AND LOOKED AT HIM STRAIGHT IN HIS EYES !!!

....
....

THOSE EYES !!!

SO DEEP !!

SO SWEETS !!!

SO "HYPNOTHICS" !!!

A STRANGE, PACEFUL FEELING FELT OVER ATARU !!!!

[Ataru, with dreamy voice] Y... you're right !!!
[Lamú, now so much surprised] What ?
[Ataru, same voice] L... Lamú.... FORGIVE ME !!
[Lamú, TOP surprised, blinking her eyes] Darling... are you all right ?
[Ataru, screaming and crying] LAMU' !!!!!!

... AND HUGED HER !!!


AN EVENT !!!


It was really an event: in fact, lots of people were taking lots of photos with their cellphones to that scene, well knowing the agitated feeling of that strange couple.

[Lamú, now rather crying] D.. Darling: FORGIVE ME !!! NOW I KNOW THAT YOU REALLY CARE AT ME !!
[Ataru, now so chumed] Gh.. gh.. [ahem] .. EH ?!? Oh, sure ! Sure.

Now they were walking together, sweetly huged.

But Ataru was still chumed !!!

"HEY", was his thought, "WHY I DID IT ?!? I really wanted to know that girl, so... SO WHY I DID IT ?!?"

...

ELSEWHERE....

...

... Sham Poo was now laying into her bed...

... LOOKING AT A STRANGE MEDALLION IN HER HANDS...

... WITH AN EVIL GIGGLE !!



"WITH THIS ONE I WILL CHANGE YOUl MIND" was her thought.



THE MEDALLION DID A SCARY GLOW....

... and, for a second, THE IMAGE OF ATARU APPEARED ON IT !!!



(To be continued)
« Last Edit: October 07, 2009, 11:32:45 PM by GiovaneDinamitardo »

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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2008, 11:05:09 PM »
So it was true that Sham Poo wanted to have a flirt with Ataru.

What will happen now on the next episode ?

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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2008, 08:01:32 PM »
Is so much dangerous to share the soul of a person with another one, specially if the first subject is Ataru Moroboshi

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more"

CHAPTER ONE: CHANGES


Tomobiki, "The Ides of March".

It was a clear and hot day of late winter that day in Tomobiki; it seemed that the nearness of the springtime was like a feeling seeded everywhere: on the air, on the Sun, on the light, on the nature...

... AND, MOST OF ALL, ON THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE !!!

IN FACT...

A black haired guy (with a long tress) with clear eyes knocked to the "Neko Haiten"'s door (a notorious chinese restaurant), waiting for a well known girl...

... AND GOT SCARED !!!

[Ranma, TOP SCARED, standing in a silly pose] EEEEK, WHO ARE YOU ?!?

A BIG, STRANGE KIND OF TIGER-STRIPPED COW OPENED IT !!!

[Ran, with sweet voice] Rei, who is there ?!?
[Ranma, still scared] Sh.. Sham Poo, w... what kind of... of..
[Sham Poo, suddenly appeared, with sweet voice too] Have a nice day, Lanma. Don't woLLy about him, HIS HEl BOYFlIEND !!
[Ranma, still scared] R... REALLY ?!?
[Ran, still with sweet voice] Don't worry, when he finish to be hungry comes back to his humanoid form.

"The point is that HE'S FOlEVEl HUNGlY", was the thought of Sham Poo, who was still chumed about the insatiable appetite of that <<guy>>.

[Ran, still with sweet voice] So we will see more often from now on.
[Sham Poo, with sweet voice too] I feel that we agLee so much both !

When they went out Ranma approciated to the young chinese.

[Ranma, wondering] So it was true that you sold the restaurant.
[Sham Poo, with a wonderful smile and closed eyes] Well, not exactly: I sold it for Lent to that girl, who has alLeady a backeLy.

Suddenly she jumped in his arms to hug him

[Ranma, now so shy, with trembling voice] Sh.. Sham Poo, w.. what d.. do you...
[Sham Poo, sweet as never seen before] Oh, Lanma: I was waiting foL this moment since a long time !!
[Ranma, same situation] W.. Why?
[Sham Poo, same situation] Lamna, my beloved husband: YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE ALL ALONE WITH ME ?
[Ranma, now so much scared] gh.. gh.. <<ALL ALONE>> ?!? Y.. YOU WON'T..
[Sham Poo, now with an evil giggle and sight] hi hi hi, THIS TIME I KNOW HOW TO WIN YOUl BEING SHY !!

She closed sweetly her eyes...

... A SUDDEN MOVE....

... AND KISSED RANMA ON THE MOUTH !!!

She was still holding in her hand that mysterious medallion...

WAS IN THAT MOMENT THAT THE SOUL OF RANMA WAS FILLED BY A MYSTERIOUS ENERGY !!!

The consequences are not made to wait !!

IN FACT...

... Ranma begun to hug more strictly and gently the young chinese..

... AND HIS SIGHT WAS SO DIFFERENT !!

[Ranma, now with HOT romantic voice] Sham Poo, sweet chinese of mine !
[Sham Poo, getting happy] Lanma ?!?
[Ranma, same situation] REALLY YOU'RE ALL ALONE THIS MORNING ?
[Sham Poo, still getting happy] Why ?!?
[Ranma, same voice] BECAUSE I WAS WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR A LONG TIME JUST TO GIVE TO YOU THE EVIDENCE OF ALL MY LOVE !!!
[Sham Poo, now so much happy] L.. Lanma.. L ... LEALLY AlE YOU LOVING ME ?!?
[Ranma, same situation] So much !! [and looked through in her eyes] Thruthfully, it's so many time that I felt in love with you but I wasn't able to declare it to you ! But today... [now TOP romantic] .. TODAY I FOUND THE RIGHT OCCASION TO SAY TO YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU !!

... [ahem]....

... in that moment, both the hands of Ranma were touching the body of Sham Poo...

... AND BEGUN TO UNDRESS HER !!

[Sham Poo, now with evil voice] L... Lanma, no jokes: if I'm doing this one with you is just foL Love !!! FOl-LOVE-AND-NOTHING-ELSE !!!
[Ranma, again TOP romantic] Sham Poo, looks into my eyes: I CANNOT TELL A LIE TO YOU !! I cannot do anything but I'd do anything for you ! I CANNOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT BEING IN LOVE WITH YOU !!
[Sham Poo, now sweet as never seen before] Ooooooooh, Lanm.... mmmmh...

...
... ELSEWHERE ...
...

At the same time, into the recording room, Lamú noticed a curious thing.

[Lamú, now wondering] Darling...
[Ataru] Nan-da?
[Lamú, still wondering] .. S... SINCE WHEN YOU'RE ABLE TO SING A SUCH HIGH TONE LIKE THIS ?!?
[Ataru, now scratching his head, with curious voice] Now that you make me note...

Both the voices of the two sisters had the same degree of "sweetness" but they were so different: Lamú had a voice more powerful than Sham Poo; on the other hand, the chinese was able to reach an higher tone.
But, that day, ALSO ATARU HAD A SIMILAR <<SKILL>> !!

[Ataru, now wondering too] By the way, what about Sham Poo ?
[Lamú, same voice] Well, she saied to me that she today had to be busy all day long but she didn't tell me for what.

IT WAS TRUE: IN THAT MOMENT SHAM POO WAS REALLY SO MUCH <<BUSY>> !!

IN FACT...

...
... elsewhere ...
...

... both Ranma and Sham Poo were now laying into the bed (both naked): the guy was sleeping with a light snoring but the chinese girl was well awake.

[Sham Poo, talking to herself, still excited] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, THIS-IS-SEX ?!? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!! WOW ! WOW ! WOW ! Sissy was Light: is not so painful to lose the veLginity ! [now with dreamy voice, huging him on his right arm] Oh, Lanma: how much I love you !! I knew that you just needed <<a little help>> to bLeak the wall of youL being so shy to dLag out fLom youL soul youL tLue feelings !! [still excited] WOW ! How much would be beautiful if you.... [gh.. gh..] L... LANMA... [now a bit scared] LANMA, WHAT AlE YOU DOING ?!?

Ranma was caressing again her body !!!

[Ranma, with hot romantic voice] I'm still starving about you !!
[Sham Poo, with sweet voice and eyes] OH, <<DAlLING>>, I'M NOT ABLE TO SAY "NO" TO YOU !!!!

..... [ahem]....

The same scene was repeated..

.. again..

.. and again ...

.. and again ....

.. for several times and, finally, at last, Ranma finished his "gasoline", so begun to sleep and to snore so rumorously.
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED, SHAM POO WAS DESPERATLY TRYING TO SURVIVE !

[Sham Poo, EXAUSTED, with circling eyes and a silly expression] Gh.. gh... gh.... M... MEN, HOW MUCH HE'S POWElFUL !!! [anf anf anf] PooL Sissy, [anf anf] she Leally must have [anf anf] a misteLious supeLpoweL [anf anf] to lead AtaLu on the bed !!

Finally Ranma cheered Sham Poo (AFTER ANOTHER <<SHOT>>) and went out from the restaurat but was still feeling himself strange.
SO MUCH STRANGE !!!
TOO MUCH STRANGE !!

"WOW", was his thought, "it's true: MORE YOU EAT, MORE YOU GET HUNGRY ! [now getting excited once again] Oh, Lord: the nature today is gorgeous ! SO MUCH GORGEOUS !! In fact... in fact.... IN FACT, WITH THE FIRST HEAT, THE CLOTHS OF THE GIRLS ARE GETTING MORE SEXY !!! It's strange: I feel... I feel... I feel like a fire into me that... that...."

Suddenly a group of young cute girls appeared on the street: they were doing some jogging...
... AND WERE WEARING ONLY A T-SHIRT AND A PAIR OF BLOOMERS !!!

[Ranma, now top excited] WOOOOOW !!! LADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!

... AND BEGUN TO RUN BEHIND OF THEM !!!

[A girl, so scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEK, WHO IS HE ?
[Another girl, scared too] A MANIAC ! A MANIAC !!
[Another girl, scared too] EEEEEEEEEEEK ! SOMEBODYH CALL THE POLICE !!

[Ranma, still running behind the girls] LAIDEEEEEEEEEES !! COME ON, LET'S HAVE A DAAAAAAATE, LET'S HAVE A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE !!!!

He turned a corner..

... AND...

THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
THUMP
KAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOW !!!!!

The GIRLS SCREWED HIM WITH AN INCREDIBLE NUMBERS OF HIT, THROWED ON HIM WITH GREAT, LARGE HAMMERS !!!

They disappeared...
...
... BUT...
...
... RANMA UPWARDED !!!

[Ranma, groaming in pain but with an evil giggle] Y.. you damned ! Who cares at you ? [NOW GETTING EXCITED] WOW, THIS TIME WILL GO BETTER !!

.. and begun to run, just to reach a notorious girl.

[Ranma, with joyful voice and opened arms] UKYO-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!!
[Ukyo, <<happly surprised] RANMA ! WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE !!!

THE GIRL WAS IMMEDIATLY HUGED BY HIM !!!

[Ukyo, now so red in face] R.. Ranma, you... you... YOU'RE SO ROMANTIC TODAY !!
[Ranma, now with hot romantic voice] I was thinking about you and my dream came real immediatly !!! I COULDN'T SURVIVE ANYMORE WITHOUT BEING WITH YOU !!
[Ukyo, so much surprised] R.. Ranma, ar.. ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU LOVE ME ?!?
[Ranma, same voice] YES ! PLEASE, FORGIVE ME BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME NOT TO LOVE YOU !!!
[Ukyo, lost in romantic dreams] Ooooooooh, Ranm...... mmmmmh.....

...
... [ahem]....

[Ukyo, with romantic dreamy voice] R... Ranma.... wh... WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME ? TODAY THE SHOP IS CLOSED !!!
[Ranma, same situation] My sweet Ukyo....

....
.... [ ?!? <<once again>> ?!?]...

It was really a strange afternoon that day for so much people living in Tomobiki-cho.

IN FACT...

... Lamú came back home so late that evening: she entered from the main door...

... AND...

... sniffed so much ...

... BECAUSE ALL THE AIR WAS FILLED BY A WONDERFUL FLAVOUR OF FOOD !!

[Lamú, with clear voice] Oscar ?!?
[Robot] BEEP ! OSCAR 1 READY !
[Lamú, same voice] What that strange scent !!! What have you prepared for supper ?
[Robot] BEEP ! NOTHING !
[Lamú, now surprised] Oscar, don't joke with me !
[Robot] BEEP ! I AM A ROBOT, I CANNOT PLAY A JOKE !
[Lamú, so much surprised] So who has cooked this evening ?
[Robot] BEEP ! DARLING ! BEEP ! HE IS STILL INTO THE KITCHEN !
[Lamú, TOTALLY SURPRISED] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!?

Hearing that words Lamú was chumed at the maximum level: NEVER, NEVER ATARU ENTERED INTO THE KITCHEN EXCEPT FOR EATING SOMETHING !!!

She did a shot fly, opened the door of the room...

... AND...

... FOUND HIM WHO WAS CHOPPING SOME VEGETABLES !!

[Lamú, with trembling voice, so much scared] D... DARLING, AR... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?!
[Ataru, with strange genlte voice and a smile] Hello Lamú.
[Lamú, same situation] W.. what are you...
[Ataru, now turned in front of her] Well, I was starving so much so I prepeared something of easy for supper: spring rolls, rice in cantonese, fry chiken with almonds, piglet in progress and some rice cakes ! [now with a funny giggle] AND THIS ONE IS SPECIAL FOR YOU !
[Lamú, still chumed] S.... <<SPECIAL FOR ME>> ?
[Ataru, with clear voice and a wonderful smile] THIS IS A PARTICULAR SAUCE, made with a mix of italians and mexicans chili peppers and other piquant spices: do you wanna taste it? I called it "THE DEATHLY SAUCE".

She tasted a bit of it...

... AND...

[LAMU', LOST IN PANIC] gh... gh... GOOD, S.... SO GOOD !!! [now so much excited] Darling, just let me have a fast shower and we'll have supper together.
[Ataru, same voice] Hurry or the supper will get cold.

It was really an unknown sensation for Lamú to have supper with Ataru with a full menu cooked by him, who was incredibly caring and romantic with her !!!

A REAL EVENT ONE !!!

"This evening have to be celebrated", was the thought of the alien, "AND I KNOW HOW TO RECIRPOCATE WITH YOU" !

After sometimes she approciated one of the robot...

[Lamú, with excied voice]OSCAAAAAR ?!?
[Robot] BEEP ! OSCAR 2 READY !
[Lamú, now whispering] <<X-FACTOR>> !
[Robot] BEEP !
[Lamú, now with fake tired voice] YAAAAAWN: Darling, I'm so tired this evening. I GO TO BED !!!!!! [and flied away]
[Ataru, with clear voice] All right: I'll have a bath and I'll come too. See you later.

... tic toc tic toc tic toc tic toc...

.. time elapsed so fast...

... Ataru did his bath, weared the pajama...

... AND, FINALLY, CLIMBED INTO THEIR ENORMOUS BED !!!

"Grrr", was the thought of Ataru, "it's incredible: every night I've to do the acrobat if I wanna go to bed, even if........... EVEN IF...."

Now he realized: HE WAS CLIMBING OVER THE ALIEN WOOF !!!

".... EVEN IF IS SO EXCITING IN THIS WAY", was his last thought !!

It was true: THE APHRODISIAC EFFECT WAS PARTICULARY EFFICACIOUS ON HIM!

"MEN, I'M EXCITED: I'M OVEREXCITED" was still thinking: [now a bit depressed] "it's a pity that, at the end of this path, I find everynight the same <<soup>> but.... but....

...he did another step..

[Ataru, getting more excited] ... BUT WHEN I'M STARVING I'D EAT ALSO A SOUP MEAL !!

...he did another step..

[Ataru, getting more excited] Well, I've to admit : THIS DAMNED ALIEN HAS A PERFECT BODY!!!

...he did another step..

[Ataru, [getting more excited] SHE SEEMS BORN TO MAKE LOVE !!"

Now she was so closed to Lamú, who was already sweetly sleeping.

"The point is that she always wearing the same model of bikini", was his last thought, now again a bit depressed: "I'd like more fantasy about...." [NOW EXCITED, OVEREXCITED] gh.. gh.. GEEEEEEE !!!! WHA-AH-AH-AH-AH !!!

Leaving the bedcloth who was covering her body, Ataru found Lamú dressed in a <<special way>>: SHE WAS WEARING A SEXY BABY-DOLL !!!

FULL OF LACETS !!!

IT SEEMED THAT THEY WERE ASKING JUST TO BE ENLACED, ONE BY ONE !!!

So Ataru begun immediatly to undress her.

... [ahem] ...

... truthfully, LAMU' WAS WELL AWAKE !!!

"Sham Poo is right", was her thought, still keeping her eyes closed: "THE RIGHT PAJAMA MAKES THE DIFFERENCE" !!!

So she opened, sweetly, her eyes and then turned sweetly in front of Ataru.

[Lamú, with dreamy voice and sweet eyes] Darling, what are you doing ?!?

Ataru giggled.

[Lamú, same voice and situation] Darling... what... are ... you...

..
..
..
..
..  [ahem] ..
..
..
..
..
..

[LAMU', LOST IN PAINC] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!

VOLTS !!!!!!!!!!
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAP !!
[ATARU, LOST IN PAIN] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAARGH !! LAMU', WHAT THE HELL OF JOKE ?!?

The alien did a short jump, landed in the opposite corner of the bed and covered herself with the bedcloth.

[LAMU', STILL LOST IN PANIC] WH.. WHO ARE YOU ?!?

Ataru, now in the opposite corner of the bed, turned the lights.

[Ataru, groaming in pain] L... Lamú, really you don't recognize me?
[LAMU', STILL LOST IN PANIC] D..... <<DARLING>> ?!? R... REALLY YOU ARE DARLING ?
[Ataru, now with strange voice] Of course, I'm the original one.


[LAMU', STILL LOST IN PANIC] S... SO..... IN... IN WHICH WAY YOU GOT THAT... THAT TITS ?!?

[Ataru, so much surprised] What ?!? <<TITS>> ?!?

Hearing that words, Ataru touched a bit her breast...

... AND FOUND TWO GREAT LUMPS !!!

With trembling hands opened his pajama...

... AND...

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!!!]

IN... IN THE PLACE OF THE.... [ogh].. OF THE <<KEY>>... HE FOUND... [Oh my God !!]...  HE FOUND THE <<LOCK>> !!!

[ATARU, WITH SHOCKED LARGE EYES, TOTALLY LOST IN PANIC] I BECAME A WOMAN ?!??!?!?


(To be continued)
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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2008, 07:38:13 PM »

IN... IN THE PLACE OF THE.... [ogh].. OF THE <<KEY>>... HE FOUND... [Oh my God !!]...  HE FOUND THE <<LOCK>> !!!

[ATARU, WITH SHOCKED LARGE EYES, TOTALLY LOST IN PANIC] I BECAME A WOMAN ?!??!?!?

ROTFL !!!

I'm wondering if Ataru would continue to do girls hunting right now that became a woman (and, most of all, HOW MUCH WOULD BE UGLY A FEMALE ATARU ?!? ).

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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2008, 08:39:11 PM »
It didn't stop him when Kurama turned his mind to that of a woman's, her crows used the sex-change cannon on him, or when the Bluebird of Happiness was granting wishes and Ryuu's father turned him into a woman.
Excuse me, have you seen my mind? I seem to have misplaced it...

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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2008, 03:13:48 PM »
Is so much dangerous to share the soul of a person with another one, specially if the first subject is Ataru Moroboshi

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more"

CHAPTER THREE: SEXUAL (R)EVOLUTION: HOW TO LOSE THE VERGINITY (Part 1)


Tomobiki, "The Ides of March".

That night was too much strange for so much people.

IN FACT...

... someone, with drunk step, entered silently into a manison, who had on his front a label saying "Gymnasium Tendo, Indiscriminate Fighting School".
It seemed someone who was so thired.
SO MUCH THIRED !!
Like someone who comes back home after a great, hard (<<HARD>>) "work".

It was true, that guy worked <<hardly>> all day long !!!
But someone (wearing a pajama) get up and held him on the corridor.

[Akane, so much nervous] RANMA, YOU STUPID !!! Why you come back so late this night? Your father is so much angry with... [NOW SCARED] EEEEEEK ! RANMA, WHAT HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU ??

Ranma seemed so much wounded everywhere in his body and, most of all, his wounds were so stranges.
So much stranges.
TOO MUCH STRANGES !!!

[Akane, now worried] Ranma, what are those signes of slaps in your face ?
[Ranma, with feelbe voice] Gh.. gh.. I.. I'll explain you later...

Was in that moment that someone entered into the corridor.

[Nabiki, blinking her eyes, wondering] Ranma, are you fine?

As usual, she was wearing a pair of hot pants and a light shirt.
IT WAS ENOUGH TO START A TURBINE ON RANMA !

[Ranma, now with joyful voice] NABIKI-CHAAAAAAAAN !!

He did a great jump...
... AND HUGED HER !!!

[AKANE, SO MUCH NERVOUS] RANMA, WHAT THE FOOL ARE YOU DOING TO MY SISTEEEEEEERRRRRRRR ?
[Ranma, stil hughing Nabiki] WHAT ABOUT A DATE TOGETHER ?
[AKANE, NOW SO CHUMED] W.. WHAT ?!? <<A-DATE-TOGETHER>> ?!?
[Nabiki, now wondering] <<A date together>> ?!? Well... let's see... [now with fake sweet voice] IF YOU GIVE TO ME 2.000 YEN...

[AKANE, TOP ANGRY] NABIKI, THIS IS PROSTITUTION !!!!

[Nabiki, same fake voice] Oh, really ? [and disappeared, giggling so much]
But Akane didn't cared at all her sister; on the other hand, she begun to sniff and to touch Ranma everywhere.

[AKANE, NO MUCH NERVOUS] Hey... HEY: th.. THIS SCENT IS THE SAME OF THAT SKITTISH CHINESE.... and... YOUR HAIRS HAVE THE SAME SMELL OF THE OKONOMYAKI OF UKYO... and...  THIS LIPSTICK IS THE SAME USED BY THAT DAMNED KODACHI !!!

Akane grabbed Ranma on his chemise and shaked him so much.

[Akane, TOP nervous] RANMA, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TODAY ?!?
[Ranma, with an evil sight and giggle] eh eh eh, listen-to-me-Akane: [NOW SCREAMING] THE UNIVERSE IS FULL OF CUTE GIRLS AND YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!

At those words, Akane begun to tremble and to cry...
... but became also so much angry.

[Akane, chumed and nervous at the same time] The point is that... that... [NOW SCREAMING] THAT I DON'T CARE AT ALL ABOUT YOUUUUUUUU !!

... and gave him a great uppercut, that made Ranma to fly out from the roof, after having smashed it.

ELSEWHERE...

... into the mansion of Lamú, the situation was still terrible.

[Ataru, screaming] NO ! NO ! NO WAYYYYYYYYY !!!!
[Lamú, with strange voice] Darling, you've to wear this !!
[Ataru, TOP nervous] I WON'T WEAR ANY BRA OR FEMALE PANTIEEEEEES !!
[Lamú, with clear voice] Darling, now that you are a woman...
[Ataru, still nervous] Lamú, WHAT IF I COME BACK A MALE DRESSED LIKE YOU, ARE YOU ABLE TO IMAGINE THE DISGUUUUUUUUUUUST ?!?
[Lamú, totally lost in painic] gh.. gh... all right, I agree with you. [now wondering] But I'm not able to realize in which way...
[Ataru, now flemishing] I don't know but... but... BUT I FEEL THAT SHAM POO KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS !!!
[Lamú, getting nervous] DAAAAAAARLIIIIING, WHAT-DID-YOU-DO-WITH-MY-SISTEEEEER ?
[Ataru, now babbling] N.. nothing b... but I feel that she could knows something.

"Damned chinese", was his thought, "since when you kissed me I begun to do a lots of strange things; YOU'VE TO GIVE ME A LOTS OF EXPLENATIONS !!"

So, the day after, they waked up early and begun to look for Sham Poo, because she wasn't into her house.
They were dressed in a "strange" way: randomly Lamú weared a pair of jeans and a chemise [A REAL PIECE OF LUCK !!!] but Ataru was forced to wear one so large, trying to hide her tits.

INVAIN !!!

IN FACT...

Someone begun to run behind of them...

... AND...

[***] LADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!!!!

[Lamú, lost in painc] EEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[ATARU, TOTALLY LOST IN PANIC] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!! A MANIAC !!!
[RANMA, HUGING ATARU-FEMALE, with joyful voice] What's your name ? Your adress ? Your cellphone number ? What about a drink together? walk together ? WHAT ABOUT A KIIIIIIIIIS ?
[ATARU, WITH TREMBLING VOICE] W... WHAAAAAAAAT ?!? A KISS ?!?

Ranma was really out of control !!
She begun to touch <<her>> everywhere....
... AND SQUEEZED SO HARDLY <<HER>> TITS !!!

[Ataru, so painful] YEHOHAAAAAAARGH !!! YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH PAIN, YOU KNOW ?
[Ranma, OVEREXCITED] Oooooooh, don't worry !!! IS NOT PAINFUL AT ALL TO LOSE THE VERGINITY !!!
[Ataru, again lost in painc] W.. WHAAAAAAAAAAT ?? <<TO LOSE THE VERGINITY>> ?!?
[Ranma, still overexcited] I WANNA MAKE LOVE WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!! [and begun to touch <<her>> again]
[Ataru, still lost in panic] YEHOHAAAARGH !!! L.. Lamú, help m.. [now nervous] HEY, DAMNED ALIEN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ?!?

LAMU' WAS ROLLING ON THE AIR, LAUGHTING SO MUCH !!!

But someone else was less joyful.

[Sham Poo, suddenly appeared, so much nervous] LANMA, WHAT AlE YOU DOING TO DAlLING ?!?
[Ranma, now babbling] Sh... Sham Poo, th... this is not how it seems.
[Ataru, still chumed] YOU BASTARD, YOU WANTED TO VIOLENT ME !!!!
[Sham Poo, still nervous] LANMA, AlE YOU BECOMING A GAY ?!?
[Ranma, giggling so much] What the hell of gay !!! LOOK AT THIS !!

... AND RIPPED THE CHEMISE OF ATARU !!!
... AND FORCED <<HER>> TO SHOW THE TITS !!!
... (and a lots of peopole stopped to look at <<her>>).

[Ataru, now nervous, looking at all the people all around <<her>>] YOU MANIACS, HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A PAIRS OF TITS ?
[A guy, still excited] S... Sincerely.... not <<live>> !!!

At the same time, Sham Poo dropped on her knees, with large tears flowing from her (chumed) eyes.

[Sham Poo, so chumed] I knew ! I knew that something could not woLk good !!

Lamú landed in front of her...
... so much angry !!

[Lamú, getting nervous] Sham Poo, "MY_LITTLE_ANGEL", what the fool have you done to Darling.
[Sham Poo, so much embarassed, getting red in face] Well... I... just... [ahem]... <<took a bit>> of his soul...foL....
[Lamú, getting more nervous] WHAT_HAVE_YOU_DONE ??

The chinese took out from a pocket a strange, little gold medallion, with misterious ideograms printed on it.

[Sham Poo, with closed eyes and an embarassed smile] Look at this: with this object I can take a paLt of a soul of a peLson and I'm able to LeveLse it into one anotheL!!!
[Lamú, now screaming] IS BECAUSE OF THIS THAT YOU MADE DARLING BECOMING A WOMAN ?!?
[Sham Poo, still embarassed] It could be.... [now with clear voice] I LOST THE INSTlUCTIONS ABOUT HOW TO USE IT !!!
[Lamú, same situation] AND IN WHICH WAY YOU DID IT ?!?

Was in that moment that Ranma re-begun to run behind a group of girls.

[Sham Poo, getting nervous] SISSY, THIS IS NOT THE lIGHT MOMENT TO MOlALIZE !!! My husband is betLaying me and... [now with wrath] AND I CANNOT ALLOW HIM TO FLIlT WITH SOMEONE ELSE !!!
[Lamú, still angry] Oh, welcome into the club !! [NOW SCREAMING WITH WRATH] BUT DON'T CHANGE THE SPEACH: IN WHICH WAY YOU DID IT ?!?

Was in that moment that Sham Poo had an idea.

IT WAS AN ERROR !!!

[Sham Poo, screaming with wrath] THIS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!

... A SUDDEN JUMP...

... AND SHAM POO KISSED LAMU' ON THE MOUTH !!!

(so deeply, so longly, for the joy of a lots o people, who were recording the scene with lots of cellphones).
When the "show" ended, Sham Poo dried with wrath her lips...
... ON THE OTHER SIDE, LAMU' FELT DOWN, DROPPED ON HER KNEES, so chumed, so Ataru arrived to hold her.

[Ataru, so worried] Lamú, Lamú, how are you ?!?
[Lamú, so much chumed] M.. M.... MEEEEEEEEN, I LIKED IT !!!!!!

[KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!!]

IN THAT SAME MOMENT THAT SHAM POO BEGUN TO FLY !!!!!
It was immediatly clear that SHE VAMPIRYZED A PART OF THE POWERS OF HER SISTER !!
At the same time, maybe for the first time in <<her>> life, ATARU HAD THE RIGHT INTUITION !!!

[Ataru, so much scared] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SHAM POO: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? YOU CANNOT.....

But Sham Poo begun to fly, so fast and so high, and, after a while, was in front o Ranma.

[Ranma, so much surprise, standing in a scared pose] EEEEEK ! Sham Poo, since when you're able to fly?
[Sham Poo, with wrath] LANMA, I DID ALL THIS HAlD WOlK NOT TO TlANFONlM YOU INTO A PIG !! ASK ME PElOND, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!!
[Ranma, with an evil giggle] eh eh eh... LISTEN TO ME, SHAM POO: THE UNIVERSE IS FULL OF CUTE GIRLS AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP ME !!!
[Sham Poo, still flying, with wrath] YOU STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID !!!!

... AND BEGUN TO CHARGE A GREAT ZAP !!!!

From the ground, Ataru saw the scene...

... AND...

[ATARU, STILL LOST IN PAINC] NOOOO !!! NOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD !!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD !!!

TOO LATE !!!

Sham Poo was able just to throw on Ranma a little, light zap...
... BECAUSE SHE GOT A GREAT, DEEP USTION ON HER ARMS AND HER HANDS !

[Sham Poo, screaming, lost in panic] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!!!

And collapsed to the ground.
Ataru tried to rescue her.

[Ataru, still worried] SHAM POO, YOU STUPID !!! The earthians' bones and skin are too much differents from the one of the onis: THEY'RE NOT ISOLATED FROM THE ELECTRICITY LIKE THE ONE OF YOUR.... [now wondering] Hey, Lamú, are you all right ?!?

LAMU' WAS STILL STANDING, WITH HAUNT SIGHT...
... BUT SEVERALS ZAPS WHERE FLASHING OUT FROM HER BODY...

[Sham Poo, so scared] D.. daLling, w.. what's happening to Sissy ?
[Ataru, scared too] P.. Please, don't stole me the questions.

Consequences are not made to wait.

IN FACT...

... LAMU' BEGUN TO FLY..
... with an excited giggle...
... in the direction of a group full of cute girls...
...
... AND...

[Lamú, with joyful voice] LADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!!!!
[A girl] HEY, HERE COMES LAMU' !!
[A girl] WOOOOW ! Give me an autograph !!
[A girl] WOOOOW ! TAKE ME WITH YOU ON YOUR ROCK BAND !!!

....
....
.... [ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!]

... and.. and.. AND HUGED THEM !!!!

[Lamú, still excited] WHAT ABOUT A DATE TOGETHER ? NIGHT TOGETHER ? SEX TOGETHER ?
[The girls, now so scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK ! S... <<SEX TOGETHER>> ??

LAMU' BEGUN TO HUG AND TO TOUCH THEM, ONE BY ONE !!!

[The girls, lost in panic] EEEEEEEEEK, LAMU' BECAME A PERVERTEEEED !!
[Lamú, still excited] Oooooooh, don't be so worried: IS NOT PAINFUL AT ALL TO LOSE THE VERGINITY !!!!
[The girls, still chumed] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!

[Sham Poo, with trembling voice] D.. DaLling, what the hell is doing my sisteL ?
[Ataru, with large shocked eyes] Ar.. Are you blind ? SHE'S DOING GIRLS HUNTING !!!! [now flemishing] It means that... [now screaming] THAT IF SHE CAN FLIRT I CAN DO THE SAME [now with joyful voice] LADIEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!

Ataru begun to run, trying to reach the group of girls...
... BUT A GREAT ZAP HELD <<HER>> !!!

[LAMU', SO MUCH NERVOUS] LET IT BE THE GIRLS OF MY HAREEEEEEEM !!!
[Ataru, so much burnied, rising from the ashes] Oh my God, not this way !!! NOT-THIS-WAY !!! SHE HAS TOO MUCH ADVANTAGE IN FACT OF GIRLS HUNTING !!!

Not so far, two old friends were having a walk.

[Ran, with clear voice] So, what about Kaneda ?
[Benten, with clear voice] Oh, he came back rather normal: soon he'll leave the hospital.
[Ran, same voice] And what about you?
[Benten, now with proud voice] NOW I DRINK ONLY FRUIT JUICES !!!

Ran was wearing a pink sweet dress, Benten just her usual outfits.
A notorious scream came from not so far.

[***] LADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!

[Ran, getting nervous] Once more !!!
[Benten, getting nervous too] He will never learn !!!

They took two great hammers...
... prepeared a great hit...
...
...
... AND...

[Lamú, arrived in fly, with joyful voice] LADIEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!!
[Ran, so surprised] Lamú !!!!
[Benten, so surprised too] Lamú, what the hell of joke !!!

A SHORT FLY....

... AND LAMU' KISSED BENTEN ON THE MOUTH !!!!

[Benten, chumed and lost in panic] Mmmmmmh... mmmmmmh.... [anf anf] L... LAMU', W.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!?
[Lamú, still huging Benten] WHAT ABOUT A DATE TOGETHER ? NIGHT TOGETHER ? SEX TOGETHER ?

.. AND BEGUN TO UNDRESS HER !!!

[Benten, still chumed] EEEEEEEEEEK !!! <<SEX TOGETHER>> ?!?
[Lamú, still joyful] Well, what's the problem? YOU'RE NOT VIRGIN ANYMORE, ISN'T IT?
[Benten, lost in painc] EEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!

[Ran, with a great evil smile] Benten, please, let her come true with me.
[Lamú, with joyful voice] RAN-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!! How long !!!
[Ran, with fake sweet voice] LAMU', COME TO ME !!! I WANNA GIVE YOU A DEFINITIVE "KISS OF PEACE" !!!
[Lamú, so much excited] A KISS ? COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NG !!!

Thruthfully, Ran was waiting for this occasion since a long time.
IN FACT, SHE WANTED TO VAMPIRYZE THE YOUTH OF LAMU' !!!
THAT'S WHY THE TWO GIRLS KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE MOUTH !!!

INVAIN !!!

[Ran, still huged, now so much scared] EEEEEEEEEEK ! L... Lamú, y.. you're still young ?
[Lamú, still excited] LET ME TOUCH YOU, YOU'VE A WONDERFUL BODY !!

Totally lost in panic, trying to defend herself, Ran istinctively squeezed the chest of Lamú...

... BUT...

... [ ??? ] ....

.... [gh.. gh... gh... gh... GLAB !!!!] ....

.... D.. DIN'T FOUND NOTHING TO SQUEEZE !!!

ON THE OTHER HAND.....

...
...
...
...
... [AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !]

IN... IN FRONT OF THE JEANS OF LAMU' IT STAIED ON A GREAT <<LUMP>> !

[Ran, lost in panic] LAMU', YOU BECAME A MAN ?!?[/size]


(To be continued)
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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2009, 12:14:43 PM »
LAMU', YOU BECAME A MAN ?!?[/size]

I'M SHOCKED !!!

So now this we have a Ranma girls hunter who is attempting to the verginity of Ataru-female, who have both the problems about to come back a male and how to stop Lum (NOW A MAN !!!) who is doing girls hunting too (AND IS STOLING HIS SPOILS) !!!!!!!!

Can't wait for the next chapter !!!

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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2009, 01:38:40 PM »
.. and the worst didn't came yet !!

Here you are a sample about the history that I made


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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2009, 06:39:51 PM »
OMG, this is h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s! Giovanne, what a great  humor! xD Meraviglioso!
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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2009, 09:37:49 PM »
Is so much dangerous to share the soul of a person with another one, specially if the first subject is Ataru Moroboshi

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more"

CHAPTER FOUR: SEXUAL (R)EVOLUTION: HOW TO LOSE THE VERGINITY (Part 2)


Tomobiki, "The Ides of March".

Watching that scene, both Ataru (now a woman !!) and Sham Poo got shocked and staied so long with a pissed expression painted on their faces !!!

[Sham Poo, TOP pissed] D.. DaLling... my... my sisteL is..
[Ataru-female, TOP pissed too] Sham Poo, you've to make up your mind: from this moment you've a BROTHER, NOT A SISTER !!!!
[Sham Poo, now with clear voice] We've to make them back to noLmal but in which way ?!?
[Ataru, now wondering] Are you able to make the point of this situation ? After all you did it all by herself.
[Sham Poo, so nervous, with trembling voice] L... let's see... I kissed you, then I did the same with Lanma and, last but not the least, I kissed also Sissy !!
[Ataru, now excited: OVEREXCITED] IT MEANS THAT I HAVE TO KISS YOU AGAIN ?!? [ARF ARF ARF, SLUUUUUUUUUUURP !!!]
[Sham Poo, still with trembling voice] gh.. gh.. gh... I cannot kiss you Light now that you'le a woman.... gh... gh... gh... I'd risk to become a man too... on the other hand.... maybe I'd have to kiss also Sissy.... [now screaming, still scared] MEEEEEEEN, WHAT THAT CONFUSIOOOOON !!!!
[Ataru, now scared: TOP SCARED] SHAM POO, YOU'VE TO HURRY TO HAVE THIS GREAT IDEA !!! THE SITUATION IS GOING OUT OF CONTROL !!!

ATARU WAS RIGHT !!!

IN FACT....

A lovely couple was having a little bit of relax.

[Shutaro, with clear voice] Ouyky, I was thinking that you could rip him a cheaper price to that sort of stock option about...
[Oyuky, with strange voice] Titty, you've to know: is since this morning that I don't feel good at all. It's a sort of strange presentment...

A joyful scream broke their talk.

[***] OYUKY-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!

[Oyuky, now giggling] Oh, now I know that I was right to have that presentment!
[Shutaro, getting angry, flemishing] He will never become an adult....

He sweared the katana...
... and prepeared a great hit...
...
... BUT ...

[Shutaro, now surprised] Lamú !!! What the hell of joke !!! You scared me ! I was believing that...
[Lamú- MALE, WITH WRATH] YOOOOOUUUU !!! GET OUT FROM MY PATH !!!


VOLTS !!!
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!!

Lamú THROWED ON HIM A GREAT ZAP !!!!

[Lamú-MALE, NOW GIGGLING SO MUCH] LORD, WHAT THAT SATISFACTIONS: I WAS WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SINCE A LONGTIME !!!
[Oyuky, now so suprised] Lamú, why you zapped Titty?

A SUDDEN JUMP (in fly)...

... AND Lamú(-MALE) HUGED OYUKY !!!

[Lamú-male, so much excited, with joyful voice] OYUKY-CHAN, WHAT ABOUT A DATE TOGETHER ?

AND BEGUN TO TOUCH HER BODY !!

[OYUKY, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEK !! Lamú, THE NEARNESS OF ATARU TRANSFORMED YOURSELF INTO A PERVERTED ?
[Lamú, still touch her] What about an ice cream together? A walk together? [now with hot voice] A KISS ?

IT WAS THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE THAT OYUKY GOT SO MUCH SCARED !!!

Istinctively she stretched her hands to defend herself...
... AND DIDN'T FOUND NOTHING !!!

[OYUKY, LOST IN PANIC] Lamú, IN WHICH WAY YOU BECOME A MAN? What have... mmmmh.. mmmh

TOO LATE !!

Lamú(male) KISSED OYUKY ON THE MOUTH !!!

Was in that moment that the survival istinct of the Queen of Neptune made her release a great ice storm.

INVAIN !!!

IN FACT, THE ELECTRICAL NATURE OF Lamú WAS ABLE TO MELT THE ICE !!

In the same moment Shutaro waked up.

[Shutaro, groaming so much] L... Lamú, why you...
[Ataru, suddenly appeared] MENDO, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY: HAVE YOU SEEN Lamú ?

As usual, Shutaro tried to hid Ataru with his katana...
...
... AND...
...
... HE GOT A GREAT, DEEP SHOCK !!!

[SHUTARO, LOST IN PANIC] Gh.. gh.. gh.. M.. Moroboshi, I... I was believing that you were a male ! I EVER BELIEVED THAT YOU WERE A MALE ! Or... or... [GREAT SHOCK] MOROBOSHI, WHEN YOU DID THE <<OPERATION>> ?

SOCK !!!

Ataru socked Shutaro so heavly.

[Ataru, now breathing loudly] It's impossible to ratiocinate with this moron.

Whas in that moment that Ataru was huged by another notorious person.

[RANMA, SUDDENLY APPEARED] BABYYYYYYYY, WHAT ABOUT DATE TOGETEHR? NIGHT TOGETHER? SEX TOGETHER?
[ATARU, LOST IN PANIC] YEHOHAAAAAAAAARGH !!! <<SEX TOGETHER>> ?!?
[Ranma, with joyful voice] Oooooooh, I swear: I'll be so sweet with you AND YOU WON'T FEEL ANY PAIN WHEN YOU'LL LOSE THE VERGINITY !!
[Sham Poo, suddenly appeared] DAlLING, TIME HAS COME: KISS HIM, NOW !
[Ataru, with trembling voice] What? Sh... Sham Poo, first of all you forgot to give me that damned medallion but, most of all, even if now I got this female body, IN MY SOUL I'M STILL A MALE AND I CANNOT KISS ANOTHER MALE !!!
[Sham Poo, now scratching his head] Well, you'Le Light: it happen the same to Lanma.

A MOMENTARY LAP OF DISTRACTION...
... A SUDDEN JUMP...
... AND RANMA DISAPPEARED, STILL HOLDING ATARU !!!

[Sham Poo, TOP surprised] EEEEEEK !!! Lanma, Lanma, wheLe aLe you? WHERE AlE YOU ?!?

[A FOROLON POWERFUL SCREAM] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR GH !!!

Heraring this noise, Sham Poo got so much scared !!
TOP SCARED !
LOST IN PANIC !!!

In the same moment, due to the great scream, A ROSE LOST ALL ITS ROSELEAFS !!

[Sham Poo, with trembling voice and eyes] Oh.. Oh my God... m.. MAYBE  DAlLING LOST HEl VElGINITY ?!?

Was in that moment that Ataru came out from a tube.
<<SHE>> was still trembling...
... AND WAS WEARING AGAIN <<HER>> TROUSERS AND PANTIES (boxers, fortunately).

[SHAM POO, WITH A PISSED EXPRESSION] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[Ataru, with trembling voice] Y... YOU MANIAC !!!
[Sham Poo, same situation] D... DaLling... y... YOUl VElGINITY...
[Ataru, same voice] He... he wanted to.. to...

Was in that moment that also Ranma came out from the same tube.
IN HIS LEFT HAND WAS SHOWING A GREAT, DEEP BIT !!

[Sham Poo, now breathing] Oh, I was alLeady imaging the woLst !!

In any case, the situation was still out of control: in fact, Ranma was waking up once again...
.. WHEN, SUDDENLY...
... SOMEONE THROWED ON HIM A GREAT SPLASH OF COLD WATER...
.... that made him become a pretty red-haired girl.

[Akane, with wrath] FREEZE YOURSELF, RANMA: FREEZE YOURSELF and .... [NOW FURIOUS] GO TO HEEEEEEEEL !!!!

AKANE GAVE TO RANMA (now female) A POWERFUL KICK ON HIS BUTT !!!
FEW SECOND AFTER HE WAS INTO A <<COLLISION PATH>> WITH ATARU !!!

[Sham Poo, with clear voice] DAlLING, THIS IS THE lIGHT TIME: TAKE THIS AND KISS HEl !!!

Ataru grabbed the medallion...
... took Ranma-female in his arms...
... AND KISSED ON THE MOUTH !!!

FEW SECOND AWAY, AKANE THROWED ON HIM A GREAT HIT WITH AN HAMMER !!!

[Akane, still with wrath] RANMA, WHO IS THIS MANIAC ?!?

But, in that moment, Ranma(-female) was so chumed.

[Ranma, with dreamy voice] gh.. gh... Hey, what I'm doing here ? [now turned, with clear voice] Sham Poo, I was into your house few minutes ago: what have happened ? Why I'm in the street now ?
[Sham Poo, now breathing] Ooooooh, Lanma: finally back to noLmal !!
[Akane, still with wrath, now in front of Sham Poo] WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO RANMA, YOU UGLY WITCH ?!?
[Sham Poo, now running away] The explenations will have to wait, now I have to save my sisteL !!

She dropped on her knees in front of Ataru, who was rising from the ashes, with an enormous lump on the head.

[Ataru, groaming] H.. Have you took the nameplate of the camion...
[Sham Poo, now worried] OH MY GOD ! DAlLING, YOU'lE STILL A WOMAN !!
[Ataru, now with clear voice] It means just one thing: NOW I HAVE TO KISS Lamú !!
[Sham Poo, same voice] You'Le Light but wheLe is she ?
[Ataru, same voice] WHERE-IS-<<HE>> !!! NOW YOU'VE A BROTHER !!!

[Akane & Ranma-female, LOST IN PANIC] EEEEEEEEEEEK !!! A MANIAAAAAC !

Lamú(-MALE) WAS HUGING BOTH, TRYING TO KISS THEM !!!

[Lamú-MALE, so much excited] YOU'RO SO CUTE AND YOU'VE A WONDERFUL BODY !! WHAT ABOUT A DATE TOGETHER ?

BONK !

RANMA SOCKED <<HIM>> ON THE HEAD !

KAPOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!

ATARU SOCKED <<HER>> ON THE HEAD !!

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!

AKANE SOCKED ATARU ON <<HER>> HEAD !!

[Sham Poo, so much angry] You ugly witch, have you Lealized that the situation is out of contLol?
[Akane, so much angry too] I don't care about your situation: I won't never allow to a maniac to touch me or Ranma.
[Sham Poo, getting more angry] THE ONE THAT YOU CALLED <<MANIAC>> IS MY SISTEEEEEEEEl !!!
[AKANE, TOP NERVOUS] IT MEANS THAT YOU'VE A PERVERTED SISTEEEEEEEEERRRR !!
[Ranma, female, lost in panic] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[Akane & Sham Poo, so much surprised] EEEEEK !!! WHAT'S GOING ON ?

RANMA (female) WAS NOW STRETCHED ON BOTH <<HER>> ARMS: ON THE RIGHT THERE WERE Lamú, ON THE LEFT ATARU !!

[Lamú-male, screaming nervously] LEAVE YOUR DIRTY HANDS FROM THIS BABE, SHE IS MINE !!
[Ataru-female, screaming too] WHAT THE HELL OF "BABE": HE-IS-A-MAN !!
[Lamú-male, still nervous] WHAT THE FOOL OF <<MALE>>, ARE YOU ABLE TO RECOGNIZE "THIS" ?!?
... AND SQUEEZED SO HARD THE TITS OF RANMA
[Ranma-female, lost in pain] EEEEEEEK !!! YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO MUCH PAIN, YOU KNOW ?
[ATARU, SCREAMING DESPERATELY] THROWED ON THIS MORON SOME HOT WATEEEEER! NOOOOOOOOW !!!

Few seconds after, both Akane and Sham Poo throwed on Ranma two teapots full of hot water.
In this way he came back a male !!!
It was a great shock for Lamú(-male).
WHO BEGUN TO SWELTER AND TREMBLE SO MUCH !!

[ATARU, SCREAMING OUT OF <<HER>> SOUL] THIS IS THE MOMEEEEEEEEEENT !!

A GREAT JUMP...
... (the medallion held on <<her>> hand)...
... AND FINALLY ATARU KISSED Lamú ON THE MOUTH...
...
... AND, AFTER FEW SECONDS, BOTH CAME BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL SEX !!

Even if Lamú was still trembling so much.

[Sham Poo, so much scared] EEEEEK ! DaLling, what's happening to Sissy?
[Ataru, so worried] SHAM POO, GIVE ME A SLAP !
[Sham Poo, blinkint her eyes] Solly ?
[Ataru, still worried] JUST DO IT !

For <<someone>> this was like gasolina over a great fire.

POW  !
SOCK !
SLAP !
KICK !
THUD !
BONK !
KONK !

[ATARU, FULL OF LUMPS, SCREAMING OUT OF HIS SOUL] I-SAIED-<<ONE>>-SLAAAAAAAAAP !!!
[Ranma, with fake worried voice] OOOOOPS, "I'M SORRY" !!

In any case, now the eyes of Ataru were full of tears.
Someone of them felt on the mouth of Lamú, who stopped to swelter.

[Sham Poo, still surprised] Could you kindly explain....
[Ataru, with grave voice] She had an abstinence crisis, only my tears are able to detoxify her.
[SHAM POO, WITH LARGE SCARED EYES] D... DAlLING, TH.. THIS MEANS THAT SISSY IS A DlUG ADDICT ?!?
[Ataru, same voice] She WAS a drug addict [now looking sweetly to Lamú] Damned alien, you too are a troublesome.

In the same moment the alien waked up.

[Lamú, groaming] W... what have happened ?
[Ataru, with clear voice] You had a strong girl-hunting time, you know?
[Lamú, so much scared] EEEEEEEEEEEK !!! IS THE TRUTH ?
[Sham Poo, with trembling voice] S... Sissy, I.. I'm so glad that you came back to normal.
[Lamú, now angry] Sham Poo, "MY_LITTLE_ANGEL", GIVE ME THAT DAMNED MEDALLION !!!

GREAT ZAP....
... FLINDERS...
..... destroyed !!

[Lamú, with angry voice] THIS IS YOUR DESERVED PUNITION SHAM POO: SHAME ON YOU IF YOU TRY AGAIN TO MODIFY THE SOUL OF A PERSON !!!
[Sham Poo, now screaming too] SISSY, YOU CUUUUUUUUUUUNT !!!
[Lamú, getting nervous] Sham Poo, "MY_LITTLE_ANGEL", have you realized that...
[Sham Poo, now with trembling voice, crying so much] SISSY, NOT YOU: NOT YOU !!! Y.. You havn't [sigh] realized that [sigh] that when a woman [sigh] is lost [sigh] with an unrequited Love [sigh] and is so foLolon [sigh] would do anything [sniff] to have the man [sigh] which whom is [sigh] so deep in love? [NOW SCREAMING AGAIN] YOU WELL KNOW THIS SITUATION, SISSY: ISN'T IT ?!?

Hearing those words, Lamú held on the place and was so chumed.
In the same time, Sham Poo, still crying, begun to run away, hiding her eyes behind the hands.
The alien, in fly, tried to reach her sister.

[Lamú, now with worried voice] Wait, Sham Poo, wait: I got something to say about...

SLAP !!!

[Ataru, now so close to Lamú, with curious voice] Lamú, what did you wanted to say to her ?
[Lamú, so pissed, WITH A GREAT SIGN OF SLAP IN HER FACE] Forget it.

But when the light of the last Sun disappeared and leaved the place to the one of the Moon a peaceful feeling felt all over the people who made this day unforgivable.

IN FACT...

... hidden somewhere under the roof, now Akane and Ranma were both nakeds and huged.

[Ranma, with hot voice] Now you trust in me again ?
[Akane, so sweet] Oooooooh, Ranma....

"Well", was the thought of Akane, "he was right: IT WASN'T SO PAINFUL TO LOSE THE VERGINITY" !!!

ELSEWHERE...

Ataru and Lamú were now laying (both nakeds) into his enormous bed: he was standing in a triumphal pose, with an incredible smile painted on his face.

"WOOOOOOOOOOW", was his thought, "NOW I know that everything came back to normal" (and giggled) !!!!

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED, Lamú WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO SURVIVE !

[Lamú, TOP PISSED, talking to herself] gh... gh... gh.. gh.. a.. all right, all right, I learnt the lesson: NEVER, NEVER WEAR ANY SEXY LINGERIE WHEN I PUT ON THE BED THE <<SPECIAL WOOF>> !!! MEEEEEEEEEEN, I'm not able to point an hot nail on the butter !!!

ELSEWERE...

Alone, into her bed, Sham Poo was crying bitter tears, huging so strictely the cushion, still full of the flavour of Ranma.

WHEN, SUDDENLY....
...
....
..... <<REALIZED>> !!!

AND, THE DAY AFTER....

Both Ataru and Lamú were randomly having a walk...

... WHEN, SUDDENLY....

... SOMEONE HIT ATARU SO HARDLY ON THE HEAD !!!

He felt down to the ground, rather unconscious.
Lamú tried to rescue him.

[Lamú, so nervous] HEY, WATCH YOUR STEP !!!
[Ranma, so scared] SSSSSSSSSSSSSSH, YOU HAVN'T SEEN ME !!! [and disappeared]
[Lamú, so surprised] What?

IN THE SAME MOMENT, SHAM POO <<LANDED>> ON THE HEAD OF ATARU !

[Lamú, nervous again] SHAM POO !!!
[Sham Poo, nervous too] SISSY, HAVE YOU SEEN LANMA ?!?

Not so far, two cute girls were having a strong quarrel.

[Ukyo, screaming nervously] HE HAS TO DO IT WITH ME !!!!
[Kodachi, screaming nervously too] NO, WITH ME !!
[Sham Poo, screaming nervously too] NO, WITH ME: I WAS THE FIlST ONE!
[Ukyo, same situation] IT DOESN'T MATTER: HE WAS PROMISED TO ME SINCE OUR CHILDHOOD !!
[Kodachi, same sitiuation] IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU KNOW THAT HE LOVES ME THE BEST !!
[Sham Poo, same situation] YOU LIAl !!! YOU KNOW THAT HE'S MY HUSBAND !
[Lamú, now screaming too] SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP !!! WHY YOU'RE LIGITATING ? AND FOR WHAT ?

[Sham Poo, now with clear voice] SISSY, IF I'M PlEGNAT LANMA HAVE TO MARRY ME ! I JUST BOUGHT A PlEGNANCY TESTEl !!!
[Ukyo, same situation] I TOO !!
[Kodachi, same situation] I TOO !!!
[AKANE, suddenly arrived, so much angry] IT DOESN'T MATTER: I AM THE HER OFFICIAL FIANCEE AHD HE HAS TO DO THE PREGNANCY TEST WITH MEEEE !!
[Sham Poo, now wondering] In any case, someone of you saw him?

[Ataru, with fake gentle voice] LADIEEEEEES !!

He was indexing a great tube !!

[Ranma, coming out from the tube, with trembling voice]Y.. YOU BASTAAAAAAAARD !!

He tried to runaway once again.
Now all the girls were running behind Ranma.

[Ataru, laughting so much] WHA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!! I KNEW THAT HE IS UNFIT TO LEAD AND CARE AN HAREM !!! In fact, I am the only one that... that... [now wondering] Hey, Lamú: what are you doing?

The alien was making a sum.

[Lamú, with trembling voice] ... 11... 12 ... 13... 14... [GH.. GH..] fourteen !! FOURTEEN !!
[Ataru, so surprised] What it means?
[Lamú, getting excited] DARLING, YESTERDAY IT WAS MY FOURTEENTH DAY !
[Ataru, getting scared] S... SO ?!?
[Lamú, now joyful] DARLING, I COULD BE PREGNANT TOO !!! LET'S BUY A PREGNANCY TESTER !!!!
[ATARU, TOP SCARED] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARGH !!!
[Lamú, getting angry] DAAAAARLIIIIIIING, STOP TO DO THE STUPID: IF I'M PREGNANT YOU HAVE TO MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

It begun a great manhunt !!!

Now both the sisters were allied: Lamú was flying and, at the same time, was holding Sham Poo with her right hand.

[Lamú, a bit nervous] Have you found them ?!?
[Sham Poo, a bit nervous too] Not yet but don't woLLy: THEY HAVN'T ANY WAY OUT !!!

... [a-hem]...

Hidden into a tube, Ataru was now breathing.

[Ataru, talking low to himself] D.. Damned alien, if you think that you can frame me... [NOW SCARED, TOP SCARED] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAARGH ! WHO ARE YOU ?!?

KOKERU WAS INSIDE THE SAME TUBE !!!

[Kokeru, so excited] SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAR, HOW LONG !!!
[Ataru, so scared] Kokeru, you ugly fairy: what the fool are you doing here?
[Kokeru, still excited] Fortunately I found you. LET ME TOUCH YOU !!! LET ME TOUCH YOU !!! I WAS MISSING YOU SINCE LONGTIME !!!

ATARU REALIZED IMMEDIATLY THAT IT WAS TRAPPED !!!

[Ataru, groaming in pain] H.. Hey... HEY !!! I'm framed !! I'M FRAMED !!! I'M NOT ABLE TO MOVE !!! I CANNOT MOVE !!!
[Kokeru, still excited] Ooooooooooh, Sugar: what that wonderful occasion !!!
[Ataru, TOP SCARED] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!! LEAVE TO TOUCH ME !!
[Kokeru, with a scary sweet voice] Ooooooh, please: relax Sugar, Relax !
[Ataru, lost in panic] WHAT THE HELL OF RELAX ? MOST OF ALL, WHY YOU'RE UNDRESSING MEEEEEE ?
[Kokeru, so excited] Sugar, you've to know: IS SINCE A LONGTIME THAT I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUU !!!
[Ataru, still lost in panic] W.... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!? <<SEX>> ?
[KOKERU, TOP EXCITED] OOOOOOOOOH, SUGAR, DON'T WORRY: IF YOU RELAX A BIT IS NOT SO PAINFUL TO LOSE THE VERGINITY !!!!

[ATARU, SCREAMING OUT OF HIS SOUL] HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP !!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EELP !!!!!! FROM THE FRYINGPAN TO THE FIREEEEEEEEEEE !!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP !!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP !!HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!

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[A POWERFUL, FOROLON SCREAM] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAARGH !!!!
« Last Edit: January 27, 2009, 10:38:38 AM by Lum-chan »

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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2009, 10:09:20 PM »
omg uncle Giovane, you was a bit mean to ataru this time :P
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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2009, 11:06:28 PM »
Who knows if Ataru saved himself or not ?!?  ;D

Most of all, what could be worse for him: to marry Lamù because she's pregnant or to have sex with Kokeru ?!?

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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2009, 11:38:40 PM »
ataru, as all aries natives (like me) have a big self pride.
and anything that try to takes out his masculinity is the worst torture.
so, i firmly say, ataru would marry lum instead than "reproducing" himself with konkero.
at least his male status and lecher ability would remain intact :P
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Re: SHARED: song, flirts, girls hunting and so much more !!
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2009, 11:39:41 AM »
ataru, as all aries natives (like me) have a big self pride.
and anything that try to takes out his masculinity is the worst torture.
so, i firmly say, ataru would marry lum instead than "reproducing" himself with konkero.
at least his male status and lecher ability would remain intact :P

You're right  !!! :-D

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