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Offline GiovaneDinamitardo

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A well known history !!!
« on: June 30, 2008, 11:52:07 PM »
She's beautiful, lovely, sexy but is in love with the wrong man (a real lecher one). GUESS WHO THEY ARE ?!?

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

A WELL KNOWN HISTORY (THE RETURN MATCH)


CHAPTER ONE: THE LONGEST <<TOOL>> !!


Tomobiki, the second half of January.

She's beautiful !


(Maybe the most beautiful girl of the whole universe)

She's lovely !!



Really adorable !!!

She's sexy



(SO MUCH SEXY) !!!!!



She has long green hairs !



... AND SHE CAN FLY !!!



SHE HAS DONE JUST ONE TERRIBLE FAULT: IS IN LOVE WITH THE WRONG MAN!

IN FACT....

HE'S A LECHER (Maybe the greatest lecher of the whole universe) !!!



He's a shameless !!!

HE'S THE PERVERTED ONE !!!



Interested in any girl BUT NOT AT ALL WITH HER !!!

But, due to her, HE GETS A LOTS OF BURNINGS !!!!

As you well know, I'm talking about....

[---] LADIEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!!

HEY, I HAVN'T FINISHED YET !!!

[---] I don't care at all about you !!! LADIEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!

... AND HUGED THEM !!

[Shinobou, so scared, with a great hammer] ATARU, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!!
[Ryonosuke, so scared too, even with a great hammer] MOROBOSHI, WHEN YOU'LL BECOME AN ADULT ?!?

They hit him...
...
... BUT...
....

[Shinobou, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!! WHO IS HE ?!?
[Ryonosuke, LOST IN PANIC] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!! I... IMPOSSIBLE, IMPOSSIBLE !!!

[... ehm... huging them again] A DAAAAAAAAAATE !!! WHAT ABOUT A DAAAAAAATE ?!?

[....OH MY GOD !!!! In fly] YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!!
[---] EEEEEEEEEEK !!!!! YOU'RE ALREADY HERE ?!?

[....OH MY GOD !!!! Still in fly] ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, THIS TIME I WON'T FORGIVE YOU AT ALL !!! TAKE THIS !! AND THIS !!!! AND THIS !!!
[... ehm... now running away] W.. WAIT, WAIT !!! I CAN [YEAAAAAARG!] I CAN EXPLAIN [YEHAAAAARG] I CAN EXPLAIN YOU ALL [YEHAAAAAAAAAAAARG]

As you well know, we're talking about......
.....
..... [long drumming]
.....
....
....
.... YOUKO AND KEITA, A PARTICULAR MODERN COUPLE !!!



[Youko, still flying] KEITA, YOU STUPID ! EAT MY FIRE !!!



[Keita, still running, in pain] YEHAAAAAAAAAAAARG

(By the way, I was forgotting: SHE'S A MAGIC FOX, NOW IN HUMAN FORM !!!).

[Ryonosuke, so pissed] Oh my God....
[Shinobou, still TOP SCARED] One... one perverted was already enough but ....... TWICE ?!?

[***] LADIEEEEEEEEEES !!!
[Shinobu and Ryonosuke, AGAIN LOST IN PAIN] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! HE'S BACK !!!

They socked him so much...
.. so long...
... in the end, he collapsed on the ground !!

[ATARU, TOP SCREWED AND PAINFUL, with trembling voice] But... But I just wanted to offer you a free pass for our next concert...... and nothing else !!!!
[Ryonosuke, with trembling voice] M.... Moroboshi, this time is really you ??!
[Ataru, rising from the ashes] Of course, I'm the original one !!
[Shinobu, still lost in painc] S... so.... WHO WAS THAT GUY ?!?
[Ataru, so surprised] What the fool of guy ?!?

[KEITA, SUDDENLY APPEARED, grabbed to a leg of Shinobu] WHAT ABOUT A DATE TOGHETER? A NIGHT TOGHETER? SEX TOGHETER ?!?
[Shinobu, AGAIN LOST IN PAIN] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! HELP !!! HELP ME!!!

KAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!

[Ataru, TOP angry, with a great hammer in his hands] SO THE FLEED IS BACK !!!
[Keita, rising from the ashes, TOP ANGRY] WHO_IS_THE_FLEED ?!?
[Ataru, TOP angry] IF I AM THE BEST PLAYBOY OF THE UNIVERSE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU_ARE_THE_FLEED !!!

STAY BACK FROM THE GIRLS OF MY HAREM !!!

[Keita, with a despising vocie] WHAT_THE_HELL_OF_HAREM ?!?
[Shinobu and Ryonosuke, TOP ANGRY] WE'RE NOT A PART OF ANY HAREM !!!
[Keita, still with a despising vocie] In any case, now I've got a most important thing than lose time behind of you.
[Ataru, so suspicious] About ?!?

[KEITA, TOP JOYFUL, OVEREXCITED, IPERPERVERTED] MIIIIIIIIS !!! WAIT FOR ME !!!

.... AND HUGED HER !!!
...
...
..
.

VOLTS !!!!!!!

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAP !!!!!!!

[Keita, lost in pain] YEHAAAAAAAAAAAARG [and collapsed on the ground]

[Lamú, TOP ANGRY] THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO THE ONES WHO GET TOO MUCH FAMILIAR WITH ME !!!!!

[Youko, still flying, TOP angry too] YOOOOOOOUUUUU !!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO KEITA ?!?
[Lamú, so surprised] THE DOG !!!
[Youko, still flying, TOP surprised] THE EVIL !!!
[Lamú, TOP ANGRY] I'M NOT AN EVIL, I'M AN ONI !!!!!!
[Youko, still flying, TOP angry] AND I'M NOT A DOG, I'M A FOX !!!

[Keita, grabbed to a leg of Lamú, LICKING HER] I'M MAD ABOUT YOU !! I could.... REALLY, I COULD GET MARRIED WITH YOU !!!!!!

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAP !!!

KAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OW !!!!

FLAMBE' !!!

.... and something remembering Keita, so carbonised, felt down to the ground !!!

BUT HE WAS STILL ALIVE !!

[Youko, TOP angry, shaking so much him] WHEN YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE AND RESPECT ME ?!?
[Keita, rising from the ashes once again, with sadic voice] He he he..... listen_to_me_Youko: the Earth is full of beautiful girls [now screaming] AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP ME !!!

[Ataru, so pissed] I... I had to admit: IS LIKE WATCHING MYSELF ON A GLASS !!!

IN FACT....
...
... neither Keita was the guy who surrender in front of the 'first' difficulties...
....
.... AND....

[Youko, TOP angry] ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!!! TAKE THIS !!!!!

A great flame burned Keita...
...
... so much....
....
..... and, over all, BURNED HIS CLOTHES....
.....
...... NOW HE WAS NAKED....
......
...... (with his <<tool>> dancing free)


........
.......... AND......
.....

[KEITA, GRABBED ON A LamúS LEG] I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOOOOOOUUUUU !
[Lamú, TOP EMBARASSED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!!! WHAT THE DISGUUUUUUUUUST !!!! DARLING, DARLING: SET ME FREEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!! [and hided her eyes behind her hands]

[KEITA, STILL GRABBED ON A LamúS LEG] I KNEW THAT YOU'D BE EMBARASSED IN FRONT OF A NAKED MAN !!!! NOW YOU'RE POWERLESS !!!

Lamú was really embarassed and continued to keep close her eyes (EVEN WITH A LITTLE PEEPING), so Keita was able to huge her again: she seemed really 'out of order' and wasn't able to give any zap against him !!!

[Lamú, TOP EMBARASSED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!!! STAY BACK !!!! STAY BACK FORM MEEEEEEEE !!!
[KEITA, TOP EXCITED] WOOOOOOOOW, what the wonderful body !!!! Let me....... [NOW TOP PAINFUL] GH.... GH....GH......Y... you bastard w.... what are you doing  ?!?

[Ataru, holding the..... (ehm)... <<FAMILY JEWELS>> of Keita, with voice full of hate] I was thinking that our rock band needs a <<WHITE VOICE>>: DO YOU WANNA JOIN US IN THIS ROLE?!?

[Keita, TOP PAINFUL, with trembling voice] N.. n.... not at all.....
[Ataru, same situation] So give up !!
[Keita, TOP PAINFUL but so angry] NEVER !!!
[Ataru, same situation] ALL RIGHT, SO WIFFLE THE 'MADAME BUTTERFLY' RIGHT NOW!!! [and squeezed <<THEM>>]
[Keita, TOP PAINFUL] YEHAAAAAAARG !!!! [now with FALSETTO voice] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT: I GIVE UP !!!
[Ataru, TOP angry] NOW LEAVE US !!!
[Keita, even naked but free and again with an evil voice] Eh eh eh... do you really think that this is the end ?!?
[Ataru, TOP angry] SURE !!!
[Keita, even naked but with an evil voice] Eh eh... poor !!! [now screaming] I KNOW HOW TO RIP YOUR BABE OFF FROM YOU !!! Just wait and see.....
[Ataru, TOP angry] GO TO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL !! [and gave him a powerful kick in the ass]
[Keita, flying] YOU'LL PAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!
[Youko, flying too] KEITAAAAAAAAAAAAA, YOU STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIID [and disappeared, both]

[Ataru, breathing so loud] Now also the fleeds have got the cough. All right girls, he has..... [now surprised] HEY, YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES NOW !!!!!!
[Shinobu, so scared] H... he has gone ?!?
[Ryonosuke, sacared too] Terrible, really terrible !!!
[Ataru, trying to shake Lamú] Lamú: now you can open your...
[Lamú, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!! [and gave him a great zap]
[Ataru, TOP PAINFUL] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAARG !!! I'M ATARUUUUUUUU !!
[Lamú, breathing so much, still embarassed] D..... darling....f...forgive me but..... I..... I've never seen something like this before !!!
[Ataru, rising from the ashes] OF COURSE, YOU'VE ALREADY THE BEST !!!!!!
[Lamú, same situation] D..... darling......y..... you've to know.....
[Ataru, so surprised] Nan-da ?!?

[Lamú, TOP EMBARASSED] HIS <<TOOL>> IS LONGER THAN YOUR !!!!!

[ATARU, TOP ANGRY] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAT ?!?

(To be continued)
« Last Edit: January 27, 2009, 12:41:49 PM by Lum-chan »

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Re: A well knew history !!!
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 01:45:39 AM »
Real funny.

Ataru and Keita the 2 greatests lechers of the whole universe.
Continue with the good work.

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Re: A well knew history !!!
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2008, 11:36:31 PM »
LOLLLLLLLLLLL ;D ;D

Really funny the scene with the "elephant" in the place of the "tool"  ::)

By the way, don't you think that the last point could be really the achille's hell of Ataru ?  ;D ;D

In any case they are really so similar to Ataru and Lamù: in the pic where she's flying I was beliving that the girl was really our beloved alien !!!
« Last Edit: January 16, 2011, 11:01:07 PM by Lum-chan »

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Re: A well known history !!!
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2008, 03:41:45 PM »
She's beautiful, lovely, sexy but is in love with the wrong man (a real lecher one). GUESS WHO THEY ARE ?!?

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

A WELL KNOWN HISTORY (THE RETURN MATCH)


CHAPTER TWO: HOW TO FALL IN LOVE


Tomobiki, the second half of January.

It was a strange, scary night that (dark?) night in Tomobiki-Choo.
Never seen before !!
...
....
IN FACT.....
....
.... THE SKY WAS CROSSED BY SEVERAL FLASHES, COMING FROM OPPOSITE SIDES !!
....
[lots of people] LOOK !!!! LOOK AT THE SKY !!!
[lots of people] OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THIS ?!?
[lots of people] AN ATHOMIC EXPLOSION ?!?
[lots of people] A GREAT FIRE ?!?
[lots of people] AN AURORA BOREALIS ?!?
...
.... [ehm]....
....
Sincerely, it wasn't neither of them.

The first ones, on the 'western front', were coming from a notorious mansion.
Inside of it.....
...
[] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAARGH !!!!!
[Lamú, TOP angry] YOU STUPIIIIIIIIIID !!! YOU'VE REALLY DISGUSTED MEEEEE !!
[Ataru, still zapped, in pain] YEHOHAAAAAAAARGH !!!!! MERCY, MERCYYYYYY !!!
[Lamú, TOP angry] NO WAY !!! THIS IS TOO MUCH !!!! YOU'RE WORST MORE THAN THE REST OF THE MEN !!! FOR YOU IS JUST A <<QUESTIONS OF INCHES>> !!!!
[Ataru, still zapped, in pain] YEHOHAAAAAAAARGH !!!!! Lamú !!! Lamú!!! It was... It was an innocent......

[Lamú, TOP angry] WHAT THE HELL OF 'INNOCENT' !!! I'M NOT A PORNOSTAR
!!! I WON'T TAKE ANY 'MISURE' OF YOU !!! IN ANY WAY !!! SPECIALLY OF YOUR DAMNED <<TOOL>> !!!

[Ataru, still zapped, in pain] YEHOHAAAAAAAARGH !!!!! Lamú, DON'T SAY TO ME THAT YOU HAVN'T NEVER PLAIED TO 'THE DOCTORS' IN YOUR CHILDHOOD ?!?
[Lamú, TOP ANGRY] STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID !!!
[Ataru] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAARGH !!!!!
...
.... ELSEWHERE...
.....
The second flashes, from the'eastern front', were coming from an anonymus apartement.

[] YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAARGH !!!!!
[YOUKO, TOP ANGRY] KEITAAAAAAAAA !!!!!! THIS TIME IS TOO MUCH !!!
[Keita, so much burnied] YEHAAAAAAAARGH !!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE !!! I FEEL I'M GONA DIE !!!
[YOUKO, TOP ANGRY] WHAT HAS THAT DEVIL MORE THAN ME THAT I STILL HAVN'T ?!?
[Keita, so much burnied] Well...... she...... she's a wonderful babe....
[Youko, now crying so much] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!! I've gave to you all of me: my heart, my soul...... YOU DON'T LIKE ME, ISN'T IT ?!?
[Keita, rising from the ashes] Well...... the point is that.... that..... [now with clear voice] THAT I WANNA FEEL A REAL WOMAN and.....
[Youko, still crying] S... so.. [sigh].... I'm really [sigh].... nothing [sniff] for you ?!?
[Keita, now with trembling voice] Well...... I feel..... I feel.... A GREAT AFFECT FOR YOU.... but...... you've to consider that.... that..... [now with clear voice] Youko, YOU'RE A FOX, I AM AN HUMAN: I NEED TO JOIN (sexually) WITH A REAL WOMAN !!
[YOUKO, TOP ANGRY] STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID !!! [and burnied him again]
[Keita] YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAARGH !!!!!

But the guys (due to their youth and to their oversexed nature) were so strong and survived both this terrible night...
....
...... AND.....
.......
........ the next evening.....
......
[Keita, running and screaming, TOP joyful] MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS !!!
[Ataru, running and screaming too, TOP joyful] RAN-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!

POW !!!

KAPOOOW !!!

Knocked down !!
Both !!!

[Ran, so sweet, even with a great RPG bazooka in her hands] Have a nice day, Ataru. By the way, who is he ?!? Is one of your friends ?!?
[Ataru, rising from the ashes, so angry] Not at all, HE'S JUST A FLEED !!!
[Keita, rising from the ashes, so angry too] I'M NOT A FLEED, YOU OLDIE !!!
[Ataru, TOP angry] I'm just few years older than you, so....
[Keita, TOP angry too] IT MEANS THAT YOU'VE TO STAY INTO THE ALMSHOUSE !!
 [Ataru, TOP angry] Ran-Chan, dear, CAN YOU LOAN TO ME YOUR BAZOOKA JUST FOR FEW SECONDS ?!?
[Keita, now with evil vocie] Eh eh eh.... so you arn't interested to know in wich way I'll rip from you your baby ?!?
[Ataru, TOP angry, with despising voice] You're liar: Lamú HAS EYES JUST FOR ME !!!
[Keita, still with evil vocie] Eh eh eh.... I KNOW A SECRET TO MAKE HER FALL IN LOVE WITH ME !!
[Ataru, TOP angry] LIAR !!! [and charged up the bazooka]
[Keita, still with evil vocie] Eh eh eh.... In any case, now I've an important thing to do.....
[Ataru, now suspicious] About ?!?
[Keita, SCREAMING] ABOUT HER !!!

... AND TOOK RAN IN HIS ARMS AND BEGUN TO RUN AWAY !!!

[Ataru, TOP angry] YOU BASTAAAAAAAARD !! TAKE THIS [PoooooooW] And this [PooooooooW] And this [PooooooooooW]
[Ran, sweetly scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[Keita, still running, overexcited] A DAAAAAATE !!! WHAT ABOUT A DATE TOGHETER, BABY ?!?

But Keita did only few step with Ran in his arms.

IN FACT...
....
.... SUDDENLY SOMEONE POINTED AGAINST HIS NECK A SWORD !!!

[Mendo, TOP angry] PUT HER DOWN !!!
[Ran, sweetly happy] Shutaro, I knew that I could trust in you !!
[Keita, so scared, rather unbreathing] Gh... gh..... gh... p... put down you too those sword....
[Mendo, TOP angry] SO ?!? I'm getting nervous !!!
[Keita, same situation] Gh... gh..... gh... a... all right.... [and put Ran on the ground, gently]
[Ran, even sweetly happy] Thank you Shutaro, you're really strong !!
[Mendo, so proud, passing an hand on his hairs] Oh, I'd do everything for you, Ran-Chan !! A such pretty sweet girl as you cannot be leaved alone when is in danger.
[Ran, even sweetly happy] Woooooooooow !!! You're ever so kind !!! Really lovely !!!
[Mendo, same situation] I know, I know. But maybe you're feeling so tired, so what about setting down somewhere to have a cup of tea toghether ?!?
[Ran, now so surprised] I'd like so much.... but....it's strange: why is so cold right now ?!?
[Mendo, TOP WORRIED] W..... WHAT ?!? C-O-L-D ?!?? [now babbling] It.. it won't means that.... that..
[OYUKY, SO ANGRY] T-I-T-T-Y, ARE_YOU_BETRAING_ME_WITH _ONE_OF_MY_BEST_FRIENDS ?!?
[Mendo, TOP SCARED] WAAAAAAH !!! O... Oyuky, it's .... it's a misunderstanding.... I was...
[OYUKY, SO ANGRY] You were feeling so hot, isn't it ?!? TOO MUCH HOT, ISN'T IT ?!? Don't_worry_Titty: I_CAN_HEAL_YOU !!!! [now with COLD voice] JUST EAT THIS !!!!!!!

Just a little move of her hand...
...
... AND SHUTARO BEGUN TO BECOME A STATUE OF ICE !!!

But, suddenly, SOMEONE GRABBED OYUKY !!!

[Oyuky, TOP scared] Who are you ?!?
[Keita, overexcited] You're really the woman of my dreamns, with your ice you'd heal all my burnings !!!
[Ataru, TOP ANGRY] STAY BACK FROM HEEEEEEEEEER !!!! [PoooooooooooW]

This time the shoot was right...
...
... so Keita felt on the ground, so wounded !!!

[Ataru, now grabbed to Oyuky] Oyuky-chan, my sweet 'White-Lady', what about having a date togheter ?!?
[Mendo, TOP ANGRY] STAY BACK FROM HEEEEEEER [and crashed the ice]

[Lamú, in fly] DARLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING, STAY BACK FROM....... [NOW SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!

KEITA WAS NOW IN FRONT OF HER !!!

FACE TO FACE !!!

Watching at her in a challanging way.

[Keita, with evil voice] I knew that, correctly excited, he was the best bait to frame you.
[Lamú, now landed, with evil voice too] You have to know: I'm feeling already overcharged so if I throw on you some electricity I won't become flat at all !!!
[Keita, with evil voice] Oh no, you won't throw on me nothing, because...... [NOW SCREAMING] BECAUSE SOON YOU'LL FALL IN LOVE WITH ME !!!

... AND THROWED AWAY HIS CLOTHES !!!

[Lamú, TOP embarassed] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE K !!!!!! YOU'RE NAKED AGAIIIIIIIIIIN !!! YOU MANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC !!! [and closed her eyes, hiding them behind her hands]
[Keita, running versus her] NOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!!
[Ataru, TOP angry]YOU FLEED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!?

With few powerful jumps Keita was in front of Lamú...
...
... AND PUT INTO HER (opened) MOUTH A STRANGE FLOWER !!!

[Lamú, TOP surprised, eating something] mmmh... mmmh......w... what is this ?!? What have you given to me ?!?

[Keita, dressing himself again, with evil clear voice] IT WAS A <<MOONFLOWER>> !! WITH HIS NECTAR COULD BE MADE THE <<LOVE POTION>> !!

[Lamú, TOP WORRIED] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!? S... so....

[Keita, now dressed, even with evil clear voice] This means that YOU'LL FALL IN LOVE WITH THE FIRST ONE THAT YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU'LL OPEN AGAIN YOUR EYES !!!

[Lamú, LOST IN PANIC] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE K !!!!!!

[Keita, even with evil clear voice] SO..... TAKE A LOOK AT ME !!!!

KAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!

[Mendo, standing in a martial pose after have socked Keita] Lamú-chan, I cannot allow that a maniac can abuse of you.
[Keita, IN FLY] YOU'LL PAY TO MEEEEEEE !!!
[Mendo, now with sweet voice] ... and I cannot allow you to do once again the same error !!!
[Lamú, still in panic, babbling] W... what you mean ?!?
[Mendo, now with grave voice] LOOK AT ME !!! MY EYES ARE SYNCERES !!! I'LL CARE YOU FOREVER !!!
[OYUKY, SO ANGRY] T-I-T-T-Y !!!!!
[ATARU, TOP ANGRY] MENDO, STAY BACK TO HER !!! OYUKY, POWER OOOOOON !!

It was really a rare event watching Oyuky out of control...
...
... but that evening she lost totally her self control....
.....
...... AND THROWED ON MENDO A GREAT ICE STORM !!!!

[Ataru, now in front of Lamú] Lamú, now you can open your eyes again !!
[Lamú, still babbling] D.... darling, is you ?!?
[Ataru, now in front of Lamú] Of course. Open your eyes now !!
[KEITA, SUDDENLY APPEARED] YEAH, TIME HAS COME !! OPEN YOUR EYES AND LOOK AT ME !!!
[ATARU, TOP ANGRY] YOU FLEED, STAY BACK FROM HEEEEEER [and gave him a powerful sock]
[Keita, so painful, in fly] YOU SCUUUUUUUUUUUUM !!!!!
[Youko, suddenly arrived in fly] KEITA, ENOUHG IS ENOUGH !!! TAKE THIIIIIIIIIS !!!

Youko throwed on him a great flame !!!
IN THIS WAY, KEITA BECAME A FIREBALL IN THE SKY....
....
..... and hit 'something' ......
.......
........ who felt down to the ground.

[Ran, TOP SCARED] REIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO M !!!!!!!!!

... AND REI (in his animal form) FELT OVER ATARU !!!

[Lamú, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEK !!! DARLING, WHAT'S GOING...... on.....

She opened a little her eyes...


....
.... just for few seconds....
.....
..... BUT IT WAS ENOUGH !!!

[Rei, now in his 'human' form] Lamú.
[Lamú, LOOKING AT HIM so sweetly, with trembling voice] R.....Rei....... I.... I had forgotten how much you were beautiful !!!

[Oyuky, so surprised] Whaaaaaat ?!?
[Mendo, TOP surprised] WHAAAAAAAAAAT ?!?
[RAN, TOP ANGRY] REEEIIIIIIIIII, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT WITCH ?!?

They didn't had to wait so long to understand what was happening....
....
.... IN FACT.....
.....
......
....... Lamú KISSED REI ON THE MOUTH (so deep, so long) !!!!!

[Oyuky, Ran & Mendo, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!!
[Keita, so burnied, TOP angry] NOOOOOOOOOO !!!! NOT THIS WAAAAYYYYYYYYY !!!!
[Ataru] YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!

ATARU GRABBED KEITA BY HIS NECK !!!!!

[ATARU, SCREAMING OUF OF HIS SOUL] YOU BASTARD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?!?
[Keita, so confused] Hey, w... what are you doing ?!? You're not happy ?!? I've set you free from her, so....

[Ataru, same situation] WHO HAVE EVER ASKED SOMETHING LIKE THAT ?!? [now shacking him so much] NOW MAKE HER COME BACK TO NORMAL !!
[Mendo, pointing his katana on Keita's neck] HE'S RIGHT, YOU'VE TO HEAL HER !!!
[Ran, pointing on him his bazooka] IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE YOU'VE TO FIND A WAY OUT !!
[Oyuky, even angry] I cannot allow anyone to treat my friend as an object !!!
[Youko, charging up a great flame] KEITA, YOU STUPID !!! This time you've really exagerated !!! Give her something to heal !!!

[Keita, with trembling voice] A..... all right, all right: we're living in a modern democracy !!! I respect the will of the majorancy !!!
[Mendo, Ran, Youko & Ataru] SO ?!?
[Keita, still with trembling voice] T... to prevent this situaiton.... I've.... I'VE TOOK WITH ME ANOTHER MOONFLOWER !!!
[Mendo, Ran, Youko & Ataru] SO ?!?

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOM !!!!!

Keita throwed on them a particular bomb !!!

[Keita, now running away] YOU MORONS, I WON'T NEVER LEAVE TO ANYONE ELSE A SUCH WONDERFUL GIRL AS HER !!!

Due to the explosion, Ataru did a great jump on the air....
....
..... AND FELT OVER REI !!!!

[Lamu, TOP ANGRY] YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU !!!
[Ataru, so wounded but angry too] L.... Lamú..... stop play with that cow and come back home.
[Lamu, TOP ANGRY] WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY MAN ?!?
[Ataru, TOP surprised] WHAAAAAAAAAAT ?!? <<TO-YOUR-MAN>> ?!?

[Lamu, TOP ANGRY] I cannot allow that someone make suffer in this way my man !! TAKE THIS [and gave him a great zap]
[Ataru, LOST IN PAIN] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR GH !!! L... LAMU, Y... YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE MEEEEEEEEEEEE ?!?


(To be continued)
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Re: A well knew history !!!
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2008, 11:36:37 PM »
OMG, meraviglioso! :D
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Re: A well knew history !!!
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2008, 12:56:52 AM »
Good story, try to put more pictures like the first one to be more funny. :D

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Re: A well knew history !!!
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2008, 10:05:14 AM »
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[Lamu, TOP angry] THIS IS TOO MUCH !!!! YOU'RE WORST MORE THAN THE REST OF THE MEN !!! FOR YOU IS JUST A <<QUESTIONS OF INCHES>> !!!!
 I'M NOT A PORNOSTAR !!!
  I WON'T TAKE ANY 'MISURE' OF YOU !!!
   SPECIALLY OF YOUR DAMNED <<TOOL>> !!!

[Ataru, still zapped, in pain] YEHOHAAAAAAAARGH !!!!! LAMU™, DON'T SAY TO ME THAT YOU HAVEN'T NEVER PLAIED TO 'THE DOCTORS' IN YOUR CHILDHOOD ?!?


ROTFL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

One more time: YOU PERV  >:)
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Re: A well knew history !!!
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2008, 08:08:43 PM »
Nice... >.>

quoting gatulon: YOU PERV  :P

 ;) keep it coming bro!

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Re: A well knew history !!!
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2008, 12:29:55 AM »
I wonder if Tomobiki can survive a war like that...

Great work. ;D
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Re: A well known history !!!
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2008, 12:12:02 AM »
She's beautiful, lovely, sexy but is in love with the wrong man (a real lecher one). GUESS: WHO ARE THEY?!?

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

A WELL KNOWN HISTORY (THE RETURN MATCH)


CHAPTER THREE: ARMAGHEDDON OVER TOMOBIKI  (1st half)


Tomobiki, the second half of January.

One more time, it was a strange, scary night that night in Tomobiki-Choo.
Really never seen before !!

IN FACTS.....
....
.....
[Ran, TOP angry, charging up her bazooka] Lamú, THIS TIME YOU'VE REALLY EXAGERATED !!! [and begun to shoot] TAKE THIS !!! [PoooW] AND THIS !!! {PoooW] AND THIS !!!! [PoooW]

[Lamú, in fly, TOP scared]EEEEEEEEEEEK !!!! REI, HELP ME !!

Seeing that scene Mendo (so scared and worried for Lamú) got out of control....
... (and Keita too)...

[Mendo, running and talking to Keita] YOU MANIAC, FOLLOW ME AND DO MY SAME THINGS !!!
[Keita, running and talking to Mendo] WHY I'D HAVE TO ?!?
[Mendo, running and talking to Keita] JUST DO IT !!!

They haulted (both) on the ground...
....
..... AND CATCHED RAN ON HER LEGS !!! BOTH !!!

[Ran, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[Mendo, so worried] Ran-Chan, this is not the way that you can solve this situation: stop to shoot on her !!!
[Keita, so worried] He's right !! I CANNOT ALLOWY YOU TO HURT MY BABE !!!
[Mendo, so angry but even grabbed to Ran's leg] SHE'S NOT YOUR BABE !!!
[Keita, so angry but even grabbed to Ran's leg] SHE WILL BE MY BABE !!!

[Ran, TOP ANGRY] YOU MANIAAAAAAAAAACS !!! STAY BACK FROM MEEEEEE !!!

[Youko, TOP ANGRY TOO] KEITA, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!!

[Oyuky, TOP ANGRY TOO] T-I-T-T-Y, DO_YOU_WANNA_MAKE_ME_NER VOUS ?!?


Youko throwed on Keita a great flame: it missed him but was a full center on Mendo !!!
Oyuky thorwed on Mendo a great ice storm: it missed him but was a full center on Keita !!!!

[YOUKO, TOP ANGRY] YOU, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO KEITA ?!?

[OYUKY, TOP ANGRY, with COLD voice] Me ?!? What YOU have done to Titty ?!?


They were face to face....
....
.... and....
....
..... after a while.....
......
YOUKO THROWED A GREAT FLAME ON OYUKY....

.... AND SHE ANSWERED WITH A GREAT ICE STORM !!!


ICE VERSUS FLAMES !!!

The result was'.
.....
......
........ WATER !!!!!!

SO MUCH WATER !!!



A REAL TSUANMI INVADED THE CENTRAL STREETS OF TOMOBIKI, with terribles conseguences: the ones in the nearness were haulted away and the wave destroyed everything met in its path with the strenght of its stream !

In that meantime Ran was free again.

[Ran, still angry] DAMEND ONI, WHERE ARE YOU ?!? WHERE ARE YOU ?!?


[Lamú, in fly] Who cares at you ?!? Leave me in peace with my man !!!
[Ran, TOP angry] I'VE SEEN YOU !!! SAY YOUR LAST PRAYERS !!! [and charged up again her bazooka]
[Ataru, TOP worried] NOOOOOOOOOO !!!

He did a great jump...
....
...... and catched Ran !!!

[Ataru, so worried] Ran, listen to me: if we join our strenghts we'll be able to solve the situation in a convenient way for both !!!
[Ran, this time with sweet voice] Ataru, 'Darling'.....
[Ataru, so surprised] Nan-da ?!?
[Ran, with fake sweet scared voice] DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TOUCHING ?!?
[Ataru, TOP surprised] Nan-daaaaa ?!?

Ataru squeezed gently a little the 'soft things' under his hands....
....
.... AND.....

[Ataru, EXCITED: OVEREXCITED] GEE !!! WHAT THE WONDERFUL TIIIIIIIITS !!
[Ran, still with sweet voice, so shy] Do you like them ?!?
[Ataru, EXCITED: OVEREXCITED] YEAH !!! SURE !!! SO MUCH !!!!!!!
[Ran, same situation, passing an hand on her hairs] ... and maybe you would 'taste' also 'the rest' ?!?
[Ataru, OUT OF CONTROL] YEAH !!! YEAH !!! SURE !!! FROM WHERE DO YOU WANNA BEGIN ?!?

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAP !!!!!


[Ataru, lost in pain] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR GH !!!!

[Lamú, still flying, so surprised] Strange !! Why I've did this one ?!?

[Ran, angry again] I KNEW !!! EVEN IF NOW YOU'RE CHARMED YOU CANNOT FORGET YOUR PAST !!! TAKE TH...... [now scared again] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!!

Even just zapped, Ataru was still totally out of control....
....
..... and begun to caress Ran's leg....
......
....... ON THE INTERNAL SIDE.........
.........
.......... AND WAS RISING !!!

[Ataru, OUT OF CONTROL] RAN, I HAD JUST BEGUN !!!!
[Ran, lost in painc] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!!


ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!!

Hit by a great zap and a shoot of the bazooka, Ataru collapsed on the ground

[Lamú, still flying, so surprised] Strange !! One more time !!! Why I've zapped him ?!?
[Ataru, talking to himself] Hey but..... YOU'RE STILL REMEMBERING ME ?!?
Keita, watching that scene, was so much surprised: it seemed that Lamú was still remembering the old love who was feeling for Ataru (even if she was still so close to Rei).

[Keita, rising from the ashes, talking to himself] Hey, what's going on ? Maybe the first moonflower was too poor of nectar ?!? Fortunatly I've got another one with me.

[Youko, TOP ANGRY, with wrath] KEITAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!

[Keita, lost in panic] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! YOU'RE HERE AGAIN ?!?
[Youko, TOP ANGRY] If you wanna survive you have to EAT THAT FLOWER !!!
[Keita, lost in panic] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!  WHY ?!?
[Youko, TOP ANGRY] IS SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME ?!?
[Keita, now rather crying, with trembling voice] Y.... Youko, y.... you have to know....

[Youko, now surprised] What ?!?
[Keita, still crying, with trembling voice] If... if I fall in love with you... [sigh] I'll have [sigh] I'll have to stay so close [sigh] to you [sigh] for the rest of my whole life [sigh]...
[Youko, now surprised] So ?!?
[Keita, NOW LOST IN PAIN] So.... IN WICH WAY I'LL CAN HUNT THE GIRLS ?!?

[Youko, TOP ANGRY] KEITAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!! YOU DAAAAAAAAMNED !!!!!!!

She was charging up a great flame....
....
...... but....

[Ataru, TOP worried] NOOOOOOOOOO !!!

He did a great jump...
....
...... and catched Youko !!!

[Ataru, so worried] You, my sweet fox, listen to me: if we join our strenght with the ones of Ran we'll be able to solve the situation in a convenient way for everybody !!!
[Youko, this time with sweet voice and sight] Youko. My name is YouKO, not just <<You>>.....

[Ataru, with grave voice] Please, excuse me !!! I didn'w wanted to hurt your feelings...
[Youko, same voice] DO YOU LIKE ME ?!?
[Ataru, now EXCITED: OVEREXCITED] YEAH !!! SURE !!! SO MUCH !!!!!!!
[Youko, same voice] What about having some <<SKINSHIP>> togheter ?!?

[Keita, NOW ANGRY] WHAAAAAAAAAAT ?!? <<SKINSHIP>> ?!?
[Ataru, OVEREXCITED, babbling] GH... GH.. Y.. Yes !!!I.. I wanna h.'have it in... in the s... strangest positions !!!!
[Youko, same voice] Come on, guy: it's pon-pon time !!!

This time Keita was burning but it wasn't because a normal fire.

IT WAS THE FIRE OF THE JALOUSY !!!

[Keita, screaming, TOP ANGRY] YOUKO, STOP TO DO THE SKITTISH WITH THAT FLEED
[Youko, angry too] KEITA, AS YOU CAN SEE I CAN BE LOVED AS A NORMAL WOMAN BY ANOTHER ONE !!! IF YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE ME I'VE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE A BETTER GUY THAN YOU !!

[Keita, with wrath] YOUKO, HE'S OUT OF ORDER!!! In any case.... I cannot allow that a fleed can rip me my babe !!!
[Ataru, with wrath too] I'M NOT A FLEED: I'M THE BEST PLAYBOY OF THE UNIVERSE !

[Keita, with wrath] I KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!
[Ataru, now with challanging voice] OK, let's play <<onigocchi>>: HEY, KEITA-THE-FLEED: GUESS, WHERE I AM ?!? [and begun to run]
[Youko, so surprised] WHAAAAAAAAT ?!?

[SEVERALS IMAGES OF ATARU] I'm here [above a wall] I'm here [behind a streetlamp] I'm here [giggling grabbed in a silly pose on a tree] I'm here [under the skirt of Youko]...
[Youko, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[Keita, with despising voice too] Do you really think that you can win me with this idiot techinc? TAKE THIS !!!

He launched on him a strange thing....
....
..... BOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!!
......
........AND ATARU, HIT ON HIS BODY, BEGUN TO BURN !!!
............
...............
................. IT SEEMED !!!!
......
....... but this time the end was so different !!!

[Keita, turning on his back, screaming] I KNEW !!! YOU'RE THERE !!!
He launched again on him another strange thing....
....
..... BOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!!
......
........BUT THIS TIME ATARU WAS REALLY HIT, AND BEGUN TO BURN !!!

[Keita, same voice] You moron, I TOO I'VE SEEN 'DAITARN III' IN MY CHILDHOOD, YOU KNOW ?!? YOU'RE USING THE SAME TECHINC THAT ARAN BENJO USED IN A NOTORIOUS EPISODE !! SO I KNOW HOW TO HIT YOU !!!

But it wasn't over at all.

IN FACTS.....

.... RAN WAS ONCE AGAIN FACE TO FACE TO KEITA, CHARGING UP HER BAZOOKA !!

[Ran, with wrath] All right, guy: playtime is over. GIVE ME THAT DAMNED FLOWER !!
[Keita, with wrath too] NEVER !!!

IT WAS A TRAP !!!

.... IN FACTS....

[Mendo, suddenly appeared, with grave voice] This time I won't let you go away [and pointed his katana on the neck of Keita]
[Keita, scared, unbreathing] Gh.. gh... gh..
[Mendo, screaming] GIVE ME THAT FLOWER !!!
[Ran, screaming too] NO, GIVE IT TO ME !!
[Youko, flying and screaming too] NO, GIVE IT TO ME !!

[Ataru, rising from the ashes] HOLD !!! HOOOOOOOLD !!! Listen to me, the situation is bad beyond any previsions !!! We've to hurry !!!
[Everyone] What are you saying ?!?
[Ataru, so worried] You're not earing this grave noise ?!?
[Oyuky, so worried too] Now that you make me think....
[Youko, now worried too] ... it's strange...
[Mendo, so curious]... it seems a great charge of horses....
[Keita, so surprised] M.. Maybe is an incoming heartquake.....
[ATARU, TOP SCARED] NO, IS WORSE THAN EVER !!! LOOK AT THE TV !!!

In a near corner a TV was set on behind a glass: on air it was an straordinary edition of the evening news.
They approached to it....
....
..... AND....

[Anchormen on TV] The Tomobiki Broadcasting Corporation is transmetting to you this breaking news !! A tsunami and severals explosions have devasted the main street of Tomobiki but a lots of people, apparently without logic, is running in that direction. The army have closed any way to join the troubled area but they're not able to keep out all that rowdies !!!

...
Excuse me, I've received right now other news !! In that area there is .... [now worried] TH.. THERE IS ALSO MISS Lamú, the notorious pin-up-singer girl coming from spaces and.... [now worried, TOP worried].... AND IT EXIST A FLOWER THAT...[now surprised, TOP surprised].... THAT CAN MAKE HER FALL IN LOVE WITH..... WITH THE FIRST PERSON THAT SHE WILL SEE AGAIN ?!? [now excited, overexcited] LAMUUUUU', WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEE !!! [and run away]

[Everyone, lost in panic] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!

[Mendo, so scared] Is... is worse than a revolution !!!
[Keita, lost in panic] Y... YOUKO..... USE YOUR POWER !!! TAKE ME AWAY !!
[Youko, with despising voice] I won't save you until you won't declare all your TRUE love to me [and turned on her opposite side]

[Keita, lost in panic] YOUKO, THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME TO JOKE !!!
[Oyuky, so worried] Ataru, few minutes ago you've saied to us that you've got an idea

[Ataru, with grave voice] IS TRUE ! Listen, we've only one flower but is not enough for everybody ! BUT RAN KNOWS HOW TO CLONATE IT !!! In this way everyone will be satisfied and we'll have enough time to avoid the 'revolution'.
[Ran, so curious] So, what I'd have to do ?!?

[Ataru, same voice] It's easy: among the hell of your technologies you'll have surely something who is able to clonate it. JUST DO IT AND MAKE IT FAST !!!
[Ran, so curious] And how many flower do you think we need ?!?

[Ataru, <<serious>>] ABOUT TEN MILLIONS !!!

[Everyone, TOP surprised] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!?

[Ataru, <<serious>>] Sure !!! One for Ran, two for Mendo and Oyuky, two for the fleed and the fox AND THE REST FOR ME !!!
[Mendo, so angry] ... AND WHY YOU'D NEED TEN MILLION OF MOONFLOWERS ?!?

[Ataru, <<serious>>] Oh, it's easy: in this way............... [now with triumphal voice] ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE MINE AND I'LL FINALLY HAVE MY HAREM !!!
[Keita, TOP angry] I KILL YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UU !!

He gave a great sock to Ataru....
.....
..... who begun to fly.....
.......
............ LAUGHTING SO MUCH !!!!

[Ataru, in fly, laughting even if so wounded] SAYONAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAA A !!!
[Keita, TOP scared] OH NO, HE HAS STOLED MY FLOWER !!!
[Ran, TOP ANGRY] MOROBOSHI, YOU MORON: COME BACK HERE !!!

She begun to shoot so much on him....
....
..... FULL CENTER !!!!

AND THE MOONFLOWER BEGUN TO LAND, GENTLY, ON THE GROUND !!!

[Oyuky, screaming] IT'S MINE !!!
[Ran, jumping on the air OVER OYUKY, screaming] IT'S MINE !!!
[Ataru, swimming on the air OVER RAN, screaming] IT'S MINE !!!
[Mendo, jumping on the air OVER ATARU, screaming] IT'S MINE !!!
[Keita, jumping on the air OVER MENDO, screaming] IT'S MINE !!!

[YOUKO, FLYING] NO, IT'S MINE !!!

She was taking the flower on his hands.....
....
..... BUT.....
.......
......... SUDDENLY......
............
............. REI (in fly) ATE IT !!!!

[EVERYONE, LOST IN PAINC] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!!
[Lamú, flying, with wrath] YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!? ARE YOU TRYING TO CHARME MY MAN ?!? TAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIS !!!!!

She throwed on them a great zap.....
....
..... and Ran, Mendo, Oyuky and Ataru collapsed on the ground....
.......
........
......... BUT SOMEONE WAS STILL IN FRONT OF REI !!!!

[Lamú, TOP SCARED] REIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!! CLOSE YOUR EYEEEEEEES !!!

TOO LATE !!!

The first person that Rei saw were.....
.....
......
....... [long drumming].......
............
................
................... YOUKO AND KEITA !!!!

So excited, he transformed himself in his animal form.....
......
...... AND BEGUN TO HUGE AND KISS THEM !!!!

[Youko, so scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! STAY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK !!!
[Keita, lost in panic] BLEAAAAAAAAAARGH !!! WHAT THE DISGUUUUUUUUUUUST !!!
[Lamú, top angry] REI, STOP TO BETRAYING ME OR I WON'T FORGIVE YOU !!! TAKE THIS !!!


She throwed on them a great zap, so they collapsed on the ground and Rei come back in his human form.
BUT HE WAS STILL CHARMED !!!
[Oyuky, rising from the ashes] I feel so bad....
[Ran, rising from the ashes, so scared] Hey, this noise.....
[Mendo, rising from the ashes, TOP scared] .... IS INCREASING !!!!
[ATARU, LOST IN PAIN] WE'RE LOST !!! LOOK OVER THERE !!!

A FULL ARMY OF YOUNG GUYS WERE RUNNING TO MEET Lamú !!!

[The army of guys, running and screaming] LAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' !!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE !!

Watching this scene Ataru grabbed Keita on his neck and begun to shake him with violence.

[Ataru, screaming and shaking Keita] YOU DAMNED FLEED, GIVE THEM SOME FLOWERS TO HEAL OR WE'LL BE SCREWED !!!!
[Keita, babbling, so shy] I'm sorry, THAT DAMEND COW HAS JUST EATEN THE LAST ONE !!!

[Ataru, now lost in panic] Oh my God, in which way we'll explain to that 'army' ?!?

[The army of guys, running and screaming] GIVE US THE FLOWEEEEEEEER !!

[Ataru, Mendo, Oyuky ,Ran, Youko and Keita, LOST IN PAINC] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!

(to be continued)
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Re: A well knew history !!!
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2008, 03:39:50 AM »
omg!
exciting reading, cannot wait for next chapter! xD
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Re: A well knew history !!!
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2008, 08:30:46 PM »
 ;D  ;D  ;D

I'm curious to know in wich way you'll solve this fanfic, Giovane.

It's possible to enlarge the images ?

Someones are too little.

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Re: A well known history !!!
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2008, 03:21:35 PM »
She's beautiful, lovely, sexy but is in love with the wrong man (a real lecher one). GUESS: WHO ARE THEY?!?

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

A WELL KNOWN HISTORY (THE RETURN MATCH)


CHAPTER FOUR: ARMAGHEDDON OVER TOMOBIKI  (2st half)


Tomobiki, the second half of January.


The dark scary night of Tomobiki wasn't ended at all: a sad Moon, with a strange red colour, arise among devasted streets and buildings but nobody was caring at her.

IN FACTS....
....
...... A FULL ARMY OF GUYS WERE HAVING THE SAME IDEA !!!

[The army, screaming and running] GIVE US THE FLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEER !!!

[Keita, TOP scared] Youko, enough is enough: you're the only one that can save us with your power.
[Youko, turning on her left, with cold voice] No way.
[Ran, getting so much scared, with trembling voice] Oh my God.... I... I've finished the munitions.
[Mendo, scared and with trembling voice too] O.... Oyuky... d... do y... you th.. think th.... that.. with your power....
[Oyuky, with cold trembling voice] I...  I think that this time is too much for me.
[Ataru, taking the hand of Youko, with hot voice] Youko, my sweet fox: if you are able to save us...
[Youko, turning on her right, with cold voice] I've saied 'no_way'.
[Keita, now TOP angry] YOUKO, THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT MOMENT TO DO THE DIVA !!!
[Youko, TOP angry too] I'M NOT A DIVA !!! YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR ME JUST BECAUSE YOU NEED ME !!! But when....

She wasn't able to end her phrase....
....
...... BECAUSE OF REI....
..........
.............. WHO HUGED HER !!!

[Rei, now in his animal form, huging her] I love you !
[Youko, TOP scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!! WHAT THE DISGUUUUUUUUUUUUST !!
[Lamú, still in fly] REIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, YOU IDIOT !!! TAKE THIIIIIIIIIS.

She throwed a great zap on them....
.....
...... AND BOTH REI AND YOUKO FELT DOWN ON THE GROUND, SO BURNIED !!!

[Keita, so worried, dropped on her] Youko !! Youko !! How are you ?!?
[Youko, so burnied, rising from the ashes, with trembling voice] A... all right Keita, you.... you've convinced me !!
[Ataru, TOP WORRIED] JUST IN TIME !!! HURRY !!!!

THE ARMY OF GUY WAS SO CLOSE TO THEM !!!
...
A SUDDEN MOVE.....
.... A MISTERIOUS MAGIC WORD....
......
........ now they were into a near terrace, just out the danger....
......
.......... BUT NOT ALL OF THEM WERE SAFE !!!

[Oyuky, so worried] One, two, three, four, five..... WHO IS MISSING ?!?
[Keita, screaming] LOOK ! THE FLEED IS ALWAYS THERE !!!
[Ran, TOP scared, watching on the ground] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEK !!!

IN THAT MEANTIME, ATARU WAS GRABBED BY THE 'ARMY' !!!

[Lots of guys, so angry, shaking him] GIVE US THE FLOWER !!!
[Ataru, TOP scared, with trembling voice] I HAVN'T !!! I HAVN'T ANYOOOOOONE !!!
[Lots of guys, so angry, shaking him] UNDER TORTURE YOU'LL SURRENDER !!!
[Ataru, screaming with all his strenghts] HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP !!!

They begun to sock him...
.... to kick him....
..... to strangle him...
...... (and so on) .....
........ with violence.....
......... SO MUCH VIOLENCE !!

On the terrace, the 'survivors' were watching the scene, lost in panic.

[Mendo, so scared] Shocking, really shocking !!
[Keita, with crossed arms and despising voice] <<Mors sua, vita mea>>.
[Oyuky, with trembling voice and some tears] But..... we cannot leave him....
[Ran, same situation] He... he's a lecher... but..... he's also a good guy....
[Youko, same situation] He has been the only one who cared me as an human....

On the ground, the situation was out of control.

[Lots of guys, so angry, shaking Ataru] LAST CHANCE: GIVE US THE FLOWER !!!
[Ataru, now with feeble voice] Gh.. gh....gh.... help........ me......

[KEITA, SCREAMING] YOUKO !!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD !!

YOUKO DID A GREAT JUMP......
......
....... AND LANDED IN FRONT OF ATARU !!!

[Youko, with wrath and evil sight] THE ONES WHO WILL TOUCH HIM WILL BECOME A ROASTED CHICKEN !!!
[Lots of guys, so angry] WHO IS SHE ?!?
[Lots of guys, so angry] MAYBE SHE HAS THE FLOWER !!!
[Lots of guys, so angry] GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!

A whispered magic word.....

...... AND YOUKO THROWED ON THEM A GREAT FLAME !!!

AND IT WASN'T OVER !!!

BECAUSE OYUKY, WITH HER POWER, THROWED ON THEM A GREAT ICE STORM....

..... AND ANOTHER TSUNAMI WIPED OUT THE ARMY OF GUY (and also all that it met in his path).

Watching this scene, also Keita did a great jump and felt in front of Youko, who was now holding Ataru.

[Keita, screaming with wrath] YOUKO... YOU..... YOU DEFEND HIM ?!?
[Youko, still holding Ataru, screaming with wrath too] GO AWAY KEITA  !!!
[Keita, so surprised] What ?!?
[Youko, screaming with wrath too] IT'S OVER !!! ALL OVER !!! ALL OVEEEEEEEEER !!
[Keita, so surprised] Youko, what.... what are you saying ?
[Youko, screaming with wrath too] I'M SAYING THAT'S ALL OVER BETWEEN US !!! NOW YOU'RE A FREE MAN !!! YOU'RE NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT ?!?

In that moment, Rei grabbed again Keita to huge him but he give to the alien a great kick, so Rei felt down, unconscious !

In that same moment, Lamú throwed on Keita a great zap.....
.....
....... she missed her target.....
..........
.............. BUT SHE DID A FULL CENTER ON ATARU AND YOUKO !!!!

[YOUKO, TOP ANGRY] YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU !!! DANMED EVIIIIIILL !!!
[Lamú, TOP ANGRY TOO] YOU DAMNED DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG !!

[YOUKO, OUT OF HER SOUL] THAT'S TOO MUCH [and begun to fly]
[Keita, screaming] YOUKOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

Now the two girls with long green hairs were flying slowly....
....
...... face to face.....
......
........ WITH AN ENORMOUS (red) MOON ON THE SKY WHO WAS FILLING UP THE SCENE !!!

IT WAS REALLY A 'MIDNIGHT OF FIRE' !!!

[Youko, flying slowly, with cold voice] Finally face to face, you ugly evil !!
[Lamú, flying slowly, with cold voice too] This is the final showdown, you stupid dog !!
[YOUKO, WITH WRATH] TAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIS [AND THROWED ON HER A GREAT FLAME]

[Lamú, WITH WRATH TOO] MISSED !! TAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIS [AND THROWED ON HER A GREAT ZAP]

FIRE AGANIST ELECTRICITY !!!!

The result were....
.....
....... EXPLOSIONS !!!

SEVERAL EXPLOSIONS DEVASTED AND DESTROYED THE CENTER OF TOMOBIKI !!!

[Ataru, rising from the ashes, screaming from the ground] LAMUUUUUUUUU' !!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!!
[Keita, screaming from the ground] YOUKOOOOOOOO !! NOW STOP !!!
[Mendo, so scared] Oh my God, if..... if they continue in this way they..... THEY'LL DESTROY ALL THE CITY !!!
[Oyuky, TOP worried] Lamú, you've to stop !!!

But the two gilrs were too much engaged in their duel: they didn't cared at all at the screams of their friends and continued in their mortal fight.

[Lamú, flying, screaming with wrath] TAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIS !!! [and throwed on her a great zap]

[Youko, flying, screaming with wrath] MISSED !! NOW BUUUUUUUURN !

Youko throwed on Lamú a great flame....
....
..... IT WAS A FULL CENTER !!!

[Ataru, TOP scared] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!
[Keita, screaming with all his strengths] YOUKOOOOOOOOO !!! [now scared] gh.. .gh....gh..
[REI, AGAIN IN HIS ANIMAL FORM, HUGING KEITA] I love you !!
[Keita, still screaming] GET OUT, YOU UGLY COW !!

He gave him a great sock and Rei felt on the ground, totally unconscious.

[Ran, running in the direction of Keita] YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU !!

.... and gave him a powerful kick on the ass.

IT WAS PROVVIDENTIAL !!

[Youko, still flying, now breathing] All right, I think that, with that flame, neither her tooth will be .... [NOW SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! YOU'RE STILL ALIVE ?!?
[Lamú, with sadic despising voice] Eh eh eh.... I've already saied once upon: I'M TOO MUCH EXPERIENCED FOR YOU !!!

IN FACT, SHE REPAIRED HERSELF FROM THE FLAMES BEHIND A FRYPAN !!!

[Lamú, with sadic despising voice] Now is my turn. [NOW SCREAMING] SAYONARA, YOU DOG !!!

She throwed on Youko her greatest zap....
....
..... it could be a full center.....
.........
[Youko, TOP scared] EEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[Keita, still flying] RUN AWAY YOUKOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

..... AND KEITA WAS HIT BY THE ZAP...
....
.... and collapsed on the ground !

[Youko, with sweet trembling voice] Keita, you...... you..... YOU'VE PROTECTED ME ?!? [and landed next to him]

[Keita, with feeble voice] Youko.. you..... stupid.......when.... you .. will.... learn..... a better.... tip ?
[Youko, with sweet trembling voice] Keita, why you've did this ?
[Keita, with feeble voice] Because..... because...... BECAUSE I CARE YOU !!!!!
[Youko, same voice] ... AND I LOVE YOU TOO !!

[Keita, now scared] WATCH OUUUUUUUUUT !!!
[Youko, TOP scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK: SHE'S HERE AGAIN ?!?

Lamú was once again face to face to her, still flying....
...
.... but her fly was now so slow and so insicure....
.......
......... it seemed that she got suddenly drunk....
...........
............. BECAUSE SHE WAS HAVING ANOTHER CRISIS !!!!

[Ataru, TOP worried] Oh my God, what if..... WHAT IF SHE FALL HARDLY ON THE GROUND ?!? [now watching all around] What can I do ? What can I do ? I need an idea, urgently.

IN FACT.....
......
............ after a while....
....
..... he was so close to Oyuky.

[Ataru, with worried voice] Oyuky, Lamú is one of your best friends, isn't it?
[Oyuky, so surprised] Sure ! Why this question ?
[Ataru, same voice] IF YOU WANNA SAVE HER YOU'VE TO DO SOMETHING, RIGHT ?!?
[Oyuky, so much surprised] For Lamú this one and other but..... what I'd have to do?
[Ataru, SCREAMING] THIS ONE !!!!!!

HE RIPPED OUT HER HEAVY COAT.....
......
........ (now Oyuky was wearing only her sexy mise).....
..........
............ AND HAULTED HER ON THE GROUND.....
.................
..................... AND, ONE SECOND AFTER, ATARU WAS OVER HER !!!!!

[Ataru, EXCITED, OVEREXCITED] Oyuky-chan, I was missing so much your white skin.
.....
...... AND BEGUN TO TOUCH HER EVERYWHERE !

[Oyuky, with a strange voice] Ataru....
[Ataru, still excited, with a silly smile] Nan-da?
[Oyuky, still with a strange voice] YOU'RE REALLY EXCITING !!!!!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!!!

MENDO GAVE HIM A GREAT KICK IN THE ASS !!!

[Ataru, FLYING IN THE SKY] THANKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!
[Mendo, TOP angry] OYUKYYYYYYYY, WHAT THE HELL OF....
[Oyuky, dressing herself] Forgive me, Titty: it was the only way to make him fly to rescue her.
[Mendo, so surprised] What ?

IN FACT....
.....
........ in that strange way, Ataru was able to catch Lamú in fly.......
............
.............. IT WAS A PIECE OF LUCK, BECAUSE (after few seconds) SHE SWOONED !!!

The landing was so painful but Ataru didn't cared it at all.

[Ataru, screaming] YOU FLEED !
[Keita] Nan-da ?
[Ataru, screaming] GIVE ME ONE  SOCK !! AND BE PAINFUL !!!


POW ! SOCK ! THUD !!! KICK !!! KONK !! SMASH !!! BONK !!!! KAPOOOOOW !!!


[Ataru, crying so much and screaming with wrat] I_HAVE_SAIED_'ONE'_SOOOOOOOCK !!!
[Keita, with fake innocence] OOPS, <<I'm sorry>>.
[Youko, TOP surprised] EEEEEEEEEK ! What are you doing ?

Ataru dropped gently on Lamú...
.... who, instinctively, drunk his large tears....
....... and then felt unconscious again.

[Ran, dropped on Rei, now again in his humanoid form] REI !! REIIIIIIIIII !!! WAKE UP !!! WAK... [now surprised] Hey... wh.... WHO HAS SET OFF THE LIGHT ?!?

IN FACT....
....
....... now the night was really so dark !!!

BECAUSE THE MOON WAS HIDED BY THE SHADOW OF THE EARTH !!!

A PERFECT FULL ECLIPSE OF MOON !!!

[Keita, so much depressed] Oh my God, I was forgotting !
[Ataru, so surprised] Nan-da ?

[Keita, with clear voice] DURING THE ECLIPSE OF MOON THE MOONFLOWER LOSE THEIR POWER !!!

POW ! SOCK ! THUD !!! KICK !!! KONK !! SMASH !!! BONK !!! KAPOOOOOW !!!

[Ataru, with a great hammer on his hands] <<NOW>> YOU'RE REMEMBERING ?!?
[Mendo, with a great hammer on his hands] WHAT ABOUT READING THE INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE THE USE OF THAT DAMNED FLOWERS ?!?
[Keita, standing in a silly pose, with severals lumps on his head] F..... forgive me !!!
[Ran, so excited] Hey, this means that... that.....

She dropped on Rei and took his head on her knees

[Rei, opening his eys] Ran.
[Ran, with sweet voice] Rei, do you recognize me ?
[Rei] Sure !
[Ran, with sweet voice] Please, say to me something of sweet.

.... AND....
.......
......... after a while..........
......
[Rei] I' M STARVING !!!!

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!!!!!

(The last explosion was the wrongest and the most dangerous !!!)

[Ataru, still holding Lamú, with worried voice] Lamú, you damned alien !!!
[Lamú, with trembling voice]......... DARLING !!!!!!

[Youko, with clear voice] Wow, finally everything has came back to normal.

[Ataru, now awake, with clear voice] YOU FLEED, THIS IS YOUR DESERVED LESSON: STOP TO PLAY WITH THE FEELINGS OF THE PEOPLE !!!
[Keita, so depressed] All right, I've to admit: I was wrong since the beginning .
[Ataru, now with evil voice] By the way, YOU'RE LOVED BY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY FOX OF THE WHOLE WORLD: WHY DON'T YOU CARE AT ALL HER ?!?!?

KAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!!!

[Keita, with a great hammer in his hands and closed eyes] WHO_ARE_YOU_TO_SAY_SOMET HING_LIKE_THIS ?!?
[Ataru, TOP screwed, collaplsed in a silly pose, with a great lump on his head] Gh... gh... gh....

Was in that moment that a Colonel of the army suddenly appeared.

[Colonel, with clear voice] HEY, YOU !!! HAVE YOU FINISHED TO FIGHT ?

Hearing those words, Keita and Youko did a great tag in the arms of Ataru and Lamú and disappeared, leaving no trace.

[Colonel, with clear voice] HAVE YOU SEEN IN WHICH CONDITIONS IS NOW OUR CITY ?

Hearing those words, Ataru and Lamú did a great tag in the arms of Rei and Ran and disappeared, leaving no trace.

[Colonel, with clear voice] NOW I'M GONA ASK YOU A THING ONCE FOR ALL....

Hearing those words, Rei and Ran did a great tag in the arms of Mendo and Oyuky and disappeared, leaving no trace.

[Colonel, with clear voice] ... WHO'S GONA PAY ALL THE DAMAGES ?!?

Hearing those words, Mendo and Oyuky watched all around them

... and realized that IT WAS A TRAP !!!!
........
.... but everybody, in their hearts, were so happy, because they knew that everything was coming back to normal.

IN FACT.......
....
....... just the next week......
.........
............ Ataru and Lamú were having a walk.....
..............
................ when, suddenly........

[***] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!!!

[Lamú, so worried] Oh my God, darling, what's going on?
[ATARU, TOP ANGRY] This means only one thing: THE FLEED IS BAAAAAAAAAACK !!!

IN FACT......
.......
............ SEVERAL PERSONS WERE RUNNING, ONE BEYOND ONE ANOTHER !!!

[Akane, TOP scared, running away] HEEEEEEEELP !!! HELP MEEEEEEEE !!!
[Keita, running behind Akane] MIIIIIIIIIIS !!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEE !!! I WANNA HAVE A DATE WITH YOUUUUUUU !!! [now turned on his back] GO AWAY, YOU UGLY FAIRY !!
[RANMA, RUNNING BEHIND KEITA] I LOVE YOU !! I LOVE YOUUUUU !!
[Sham poo, running behind Ranma and Keita with two hammers in her hands] LANMA, STOP TO DO THE STUPID !!! YOU, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HUSBAAAAAAAND ?!?
[Youko, flying] KEITA, YOU STUPIIIIIIIIIID !!! TAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIS !!!

[Lamú, so curious] Sham Poo, but.... when you've came back on Earth ?!?
[Sham poo, still running behind Ranma and Keita] JUST IN TIME, SISSY: THIS DUMB HAS CHAlMED MY HUSBAND WITH A STRANGE TALISMAN!!! [now with wrath] HOOOOOOOOLD, I'LL MAKE YOU PAYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!

But Keita, with a sudden move, changed the direction of his run.....
.......
............ AND HUGED SHAM POO SO STRICTLY !!!

[SHAM POO, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEK !!!! YOU MANIAAAAAAAAAAC !!!!!!
[Ranma, now huging Keita so strictly] I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!
[Keita, socking Ramna on his head] GO AWAY, YOU UGLY FAIRY !!! [now trying to kiss Sham Poo] WHAT ABOUT A DAAAAAAAATE ?!?
[Lamú, SCREAMING WITH WRATH] YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU, LET IT BE MY SISTHEEEEEEEEER !!!!!!
[Ataru, with a strange cold voice] Please, Lamú, hold just for a second.....

... AND THROWED ON THEM A LOTS OF COLD WATER.....

........ now Keita was huging a funny nice cat......
............
............... BUT ALSO A WONDERFUL RED HAIRED GIRL WAS HUGING HIM !!!

[Ranma-female] I LOVE YOU !!! I LOVE YOOOOOOOU !!!!
[Youko, flying, TOP angyr] KEITAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THIS IS THE LAST DROP !!! TAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIS [and throwed on the 'bunch' a great flame]

[Lamú, TOP ANGRY] YOU UGLY DOOOOOOG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SISTHEEER ?!? [and flied behind them]
[Youko, screaming with wrath] I'M NOT A DOG, YOU UGLY EVIIIIIIIIIL !!!!!!
[Lamú, screaming with wrath] AND I'M NOT AND EVIL, YOU UGLY DOOOOOOOG !!!!!
........
.............
..................

She's a wonderful red-haired girl but, at the same time, he's a black haired guy, who is, at the same time, the fiance of two girls, and the second of them is able to transform herself into a funny nice cat, but he/she has a terrible fear of all the cats.....
.......
............
................ BUT THIS ONE IS A DIFFERENT WELL-KNOWN HISTORY !!!!!!
« Last Edit: January 27, 2009, 12:47:18 PM by Lum-chan »

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Re: A well known history !!!
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2008, 12:17:29 PM »
I'm still laughting  ;D  ;D  ;D

Wonderful idea to join some images  _/-\o_  _/-\o_

By the way, I'm wondering if Mendo and Oyuky will really pay all the damages  :icon_mrgreen:

 

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