Topic: LAMU, THE BOYS-HUNTER

[GiovaneDinamitardo]

Ataru is shocked: Lamú have started to do boys-hunting !! But, over all, who is the real Lamu?

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).
Lamú, THE BOYS-HUNTER


Chapter ONE ' WHO IS SLEEPING NEXT TO ME ?.


Tomobiki, summer

There's nothing better than a sunny summer monday morning of vacancy in the summer and Ataru well knew it: he waked up so early (with a large yawn), caressed by a sweet breeze and by the rays of the Sun, still remembering the "sweet sweet night" just passed.
Their bed was really enormous, really it could contain more than 2 presons, so he opened both his arms, on the left and on the right side, to have the largest relax as possible.
He found immediatly the head of Lamú (and her soft haris too).

'I have to admit', was his tought, 'under the covers this alien is really an athomic bomb !!! [and started to caress her, gently, on the head] The day that will learn to let me enough free [and continued to caress her, gently, on the head....] to take care of the rest of MY women [and continued, WITH BOTH THE HANDS, to caress her, gently, on the head], she will become a perfect Queen [and continued, WITH BOTH THE HANDS, ON HIS RIGHT AND ON HIS LEFT SIDE, to caress THEM, gently, on the head] of my har...........[NOW WORRIED !!! SO MUCH WORRIED !!!!] GH.....GH.......GH...... ..GH.................[GULP !!!!]........
...
...[ehm]...
....
[ATARU, TOP SCARED] OH MY GOD, WHO IS SLEEPING NEXT TO ME ?!?

Ataru was freezed in a silly pose, with a nervous smile on his face !!!
He touched the head on his right side.
Two lillte horns and soft warm hairs.
It was Lamú (of course).
...
...ON THE LEFT SIDE.......
....
...TW......TWO LITTLE HORNS AND SOFT WARM HAIRS TOO ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Lamú, groaming] Darling.....please....le t me sleep !!!
[FEMALE VOICE, groaming] Mmmmh......don't mind !!!

[ATARU, TOP SCARED, TALKING LOW TO  HIMSELF] OH MY GOD !!! ONE ANOTHER ONI'S FEMALE IS SLEEPING NEXT TO ME !!!! [now with trembling voice and a silly expression on his face] I.....I just don't know in which way but I've did it !!! I'VE HAD SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN IN OUR BED !!! WITH Lamú NEXT TO ME !!! I......I have to find a way out !!! O.....otherwise she will throw on me so much zaps that someone could use a sugar bowl as coffin for my rests !! [now with a sadic, diabolic smile on his face] But, in any case, I want to know who was my spoil !!!
He leaved gently the sheet on his right side and found Lamú: she was sweetly sleeping.
....
Than he leaved gently the sheet on his left side too....
....
....
....and....
.....
.....[G...G.....G.....GULP !!!]...
....
....
[ATARU, LOST IN PANIC, SCREAMING WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGHTS] YEHAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!!
[Lamú, screaming lost in panic too] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!
[...GH...GH...GH..ehm...lost in panic too] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEK !!!!
...
[Lamú, RUBBING HER EYES] D...DARLING, WHAT'S GOING ON ?!?
[LUM, RUBBING HER EYES] HEY, WHAT THE HELL OF NOISE !! WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
....
[Lamú AND LUM, WATCHING EACH OTHER, SO MUCH SURPRISED] EH ?!?

[ATARU, GRABBED TO THE CEILING, WITH TREMBLING VOICE] T....TWICE ?!?

[Lamú AND LUM, NOW SO MUCH ANGRY, BOTH] WHO-ARE-YOU ?!?

The two girls waked up immediatly and grabbed each others on their longs hairs.

[Lamú, screaming out in pain] EEEK !!! YOU BITCH !!!
[Lum, screaming out in pain] EEEEK !!! YOU WITCH !!!
[Lamú, TOP angry] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE ?!?
[Lum, TOP angry too] 'YOUR HOUSE' ?!? THIS IS 'MY' HOUSE !!!

Ataru felt down to the floor with an heavy thump and stanted in a silly pose so much.
[Ataru, now with trembling voice] L....Lamú, w... why you've never saied to me that you've a twin sisther ?!?
[Lamú, still grabbed to the Lum's hairs] WHAT THE HELL OF 'TWIN SISTHER': I AM THE SOLE DAUGHTER OF MY PARENTS !!
[Lum, still grabbed to the Lamús hairs] I TOO !!! SO YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR !!!
[Lamú, still angry] WHO IS THE IMPOSTOR ?!? [and gave her a large zap: it miss the target but hit Ataru with a full center]
[Lum, still angry] I AM THE ORIGINAL, THE ONLY ONE LUM !! YOU ARE THE IMPOSTOR !!! [and gave her a large zap: it miss the target but hit Ataru with a full center]

Trying to divide them, Ataru (even if so much burnied) jumped on the bed and catched Lamú on his body.

[Lamú, still furious] DARLING, YOU PERVERTED !!! THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT MOMENT TO BE EXCITED !!!
[Ataru, even worried] WHAT THE FOOL OF PERVERSION !!! DO YOU KNOW IN WHICH CONDITIONS ARE YOU RIGHT NOW ?!?
[Lamú, even holded] What ?!?
[Ataru, even worried] YOU'RE NAKED !!! WHAT ABOUT WEARING SOMETHING ?!?
[Lamú, now ashamed] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! [and tried to cover herself] D....darling, give me my bikini !!!
[Ataru, now nervous] WEAR ALSO SOMETHING OF DIFFERENT !!! [in fact, Lum was wearing only a tabbied bikini and a pair of tabbieds go-go-boots] I HAVE TO DISCERN YOU [and throwed on her face the notoriuos bikini]
[Lamú, TOP angry] GRRRRRRRRRR !!! You'll pay later this one !!!
[Lum, now flying free] WOOOOOOOOOOW !!! WHAT A LOVELY MANSION I'VE GOT !!! [and flied away from the door]
[Lamú, still dressing herself] THIS IS OUR MANSION !!! DARLING, CATCH HER !!! SHE HAS TO EXPLAIN TO ME A LOTS OF THINGS !!!
[Ataru, even worried] C....catch her ?!? In which way ?!? I cannot fly !!!
[Oscar 2, suddenly arrived] BEEP !!! Mister Shutaro Mendo is waiting for you in the lounge.
[Lamú, TOP scared] OH, NO !!! Oscar, why you've let him enter ?!?
[Oscar 2, suddenly arrived] BEEP !!! Yesterday evening you've saied to me that you've invited him here to discuss about some important agreements !!! BEEP !!! You're late to the meeting !!!
[Lamú, TOP scared] Darling, please, held him and avoid to that impostor to see him too.
[Ataru, now nervous] I'VE ONLY TWO LEGS AND TWO ARMS AND I CANNOT FLY, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ?!?

Now Lum was flying inside the Mansion.

[Lum, so excited] WOOOOOOOOOW !!! My Mansion looks really so nice !!! [now looking downstairs at Mendo] EEEEEEEEEEEK !!! WHAT A LOVELY BOY !!!
[Mendo, looking all around, talking to himself] Now that the situation is quiet I can enjoy the furnishment of this mansion !! I've to admit: Lamú had.....
[LUM, LANDING SLOWLY ON MENDO'S ARMS, WITH SWEET EYES AND VOICE] PLEASE, HOLD ME !!!
[Mendo, TOP excited, with trembling voice] L......L.......Lamú....G H....GH....GH.....GH..WH AT'S GOING ON TODAY ?!?
[Lum, now in his arms, same voice and eyes] I was so scared to hurt me !!! Fortunatly I've found you !!! You've saved me just in time !!!
[Mendo, still excited, holding Lum in his arms, so confused] GH.....GH......GH.....GH ...WH....WHAT IS THIS ?!? A...A GIFT FROM GOOD ?!?

Upstairs Ataru was watching the scene...
.... AND GOT NERVOUS !!!

'GRRRRRRRRRR', was his thought, 'I CANNOT ALLOW THAT MENDO COULD THINK TO HAVE Lamú ALL FOR HIM, EVEN IF SHE'S AN IMPOSTOR' !!! [and disappeared for few seconds]
[Lum, still in the arms on Mendo, same voice and eyes] In which way I can reciprocate ?!? [now with clear voice] I'VE FOUND !!! [now with sweet sweet voice] I CAN GIVE YOU A KISS !!!
[Mendo, still excited, holding Lum in his arms, so confused] GH.....GH......GH.....GH ...WH....WHAAAAAAAAAAT ?!? A...A KIIIIIISSSSSSSSS ?!?

'I.....I cannot do this one to Oyuky' was his thought, 'but.......[now getting excited].....BUT IT'S ALSO TRUE THAT I'VE WAITED FOR THIS OCCASION FOR A LONG TIME !!! YES: IF THAT MORON OF MOROBOSHI CAN HAVE AN HAREM, IT MEAN THAT I COULD HAVE ONE ALL FOR ME TOO !!!!'
[Mendo, with closed eyes and sweet voice] You're more beautiful than a star !!!
[Lum, with closed eyes] You're so sweet......
[Ataru, just jumped from the upstairs floor, with a great hammer on his hands] MEEEEEEEEEN !!!
...
...KONK !!!!
...
It hit Mendo on his head: it was a full center [and he felt down to the ground, swooned, with an enormous lump on his head]

[Lum, at the top of her wrath] YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!
[Ataru, angry too] NAN-DAAAAAAA ?!?
[Lum, TOP angry] YOU CANNOT DESTROY A SUCH PRETTY BOY LIKE HIM !!!
[Ataru, angry too] I HAD TO WIPE HIM OUT LOTS OF YEARS AGO, NOW I KNOW THAT I WAS RIGHT SINCE THE BEGINNING !!!
[Lum, TOP nervous] LISTEN-TO-ME, SORT OF INVERTEBRATE, AND JAB IT DEEP INSIDE YOUR HARDHEAD: I WON'T NEVER BE YOUR WIFE !!! HAVE YOU UNDERSTOOD ?!? I WON'T NEVER BE YOUR WIFE !!! NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEER !!!! [and gave him a great, enormous zap]
[Ataru, TOP surprised] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!?
[Lamu, now wearing a withe cloth, watching the scene from the upstairs' floor] YOU !!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DARLING ?!?
[Lum, with a great laught] D...<<DARLING>> ?!? TH... THIS CHINLESS IS REALLY YOUR <<DARLING>> ?!? WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!! YOU'RE REALLY A MORON !!!
[Lamú, TOP NERVOUS] DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE !!! [and gave her a great zap]
[Lum, trying to avoid the zap, nervous too] ALL RIGHT, UGLY WITCH !! LET'S PLAY LOUD !! [and gave her another zap]
[Lamú, still nervous] I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR NECK AND I'LL USE YOUR HAIRS TO BROOM THE FLOOR !!!
[Lum, with an abrading laught] I'M SORRY, I'VE SO MUCH INTERESTING THING TO DO !!! [and gave her another large zap: it missed Lamú but hit Ataru, with a full center]
[Ataru, screaming out in pain] YEAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !!!
[Lamú, TOP worried] Darling, how do you feel ?!? [and landed next to him]
[Ataru, with trembling voice] As.....as usual......as usual after one of your familiar zaps [and collapsed to the ground, so burnied]
[Lum, now with fake sweet voice] SAYONARAAAAAAAAA !!! THE BOYS OF THIS PLANETS ARE AWAITING FOR ME !!! [and escaped from an opened window].
[Lamú, so nervous] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!?

She tried to fly behind her...
...but...
...SHE WAS SUDDENLY GRABBED BY MENDO !!!

[Mendo, with clear voice] Lamú, I'VE EVER KNEW THAT, IN THE DEEPEST OF  YOU HEART, YOU WERE LOVING ME !!!
[Lamú, still in fly, so nervous] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING ?!? LET ME FREE [and give him a great zap].
Mendo felt down to the ground, so burnied, OVER ATARU !!!
[Ataru, suffering so much] OUCH !!! [now nervous] MENDO, HAVN'T YOU A BETTER THING TO DO THAN FALLING ON ME ?!?
Hearing those words, Mendo sweared his katana and tried to hit Ataru in his face but (as usual) he caught it with his naked hands !!!
[Lamú, still in fly] DARLING, THIS IS NOT PLAYTIME !!! YOU'VE TO HELP ME TO CATCH THAT ROWDY !!!
[Ataru, still holding the katana of Mendo] Why you're so worried about her ?!?
[Lamú, still flying and nervous] DARLING, ARE YOU REALLY A STUPID ?!? I'VE AN IMAGE AND A REPUTATION TO PRESERVE, IN FRONT OF MY FANS AND OF ALL THE SPONSORES TOO !!! WHAT IF THEY WOULD CONFUSE HER FOR ME ?!?
[Ataru, still holding the katana of Mendo] IF YOU WANT ANY KIND OF HELP YOU'VE TO FREE ME FROM THAT STUPID !!!
[Lamú, still in fly] That's right [and gave to mendo a great zap: he felt down to the ground, so burnied, groaming in a silly pose]
[Ataru, now free] So, what do you want to do?!?
[Lamú, still in fly] Oscar, take care of Mendo. Darling, you go in this direction, I'll go on the other side. And keep your cellphone on. [and flied away from the window]
[Ataru] Bye bye [now excited] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!! Lamú NEUTRALIZED BY HERSELF !!! THAT'S A REAL GIFT FROM GOD !!! [now TOP excited] LADIEEEEEEEEES !!! [and exit, running with the top of his strenghts, from the main door] TODAY I'M TOTALLY FREE !!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEE !!!

But Ataru did only few steps just outside the main gate of their garden: just round the corner he heared two notorious voices.

[Lum, with sweet voice] So you really desire me so much ?!?
[Megane, babbling] I.....In...th....the ...s....s.....s.....str. ...strangest p.....p...positions !!!

Just hidden behind the corner, Ataru watched the scene...
.... AND GET SHOCKED !!!
MEGANE WAS HOLDING LUM ON HIS ARMS !!!

[Lum, with sweet voice] You're so hilarious, so delicate, so ingenue...... you deserve....REALLY, YOU DESERVE A KISS !!!
[Megane, babbling] Oh......oh......[now screaming] OH MY GOD !!! OH MY GOD !!! [now flemishing] MY.....MY YOUTH RE-BEGIN TODAY !! [now crying so much] MY SECOND YOUTH BEGIN TODAYYYYYY !!!

'NOW I'VE GOT', was the thought of Ataru, 'IF THAT IMPOSTOR BEGIN TO DO BOYS-HUNTING IN THIS WAY, EVERYONE WILL THINK THAT COULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE <<MY>> Lamú ALL FOR HIMSELF !!!'

Now Ataru was burning of jelousy !!!

[Megane, with closed eyes, so close to the mouth of Lum] My beloved alien.....
[Ataru, screaming with wrath] MEEEEEEEN !!! [AND GIVE HIM A GREAT HIT WITH A LARGE HAMMER !!!]
...
...KONK !!!!
...
[Lum, again with wrath] ARE YOU STILL ALIVE ?!?
[Ataru, with wrath too] YOU'VE TO EXPLAIN TO ME A LOTS OF THINGS !!!
[Lum, even with wrath] DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE !!! [and gave to him a great zap, then flied away]
[Ataru, now laying down to the ground, so burnied, in a silly pose] D.....D...Damned alieeeeeeen !!!

But he was suddenly hit by Megane, with a great hammer.

[Megane, screaming to Ataru] M...MOROBOSHI !!! WHY YOU'VE HIT ME ?!? YOU'VE TO ADMIT YOUR DEFEAT !!! NOW Lamú IS FELT IN LOVE WITH ME !!!
[Ataru, watching the sky] LOOK !!! SHE'S COMING BACK TO TAKE YOU WITH HER !!!
[Megane, TOP excited, turning his face to the sky] REALLY ?!?
...
...POW !!!
....
[Ataru, standing in a martial pose, with closed eyes] Sayonara, dumbell [in that moment Megane was flying in the blu sky, just hit by a great sock from Ataru].
...
...
[Lum, in fly, looking all around her, wondering] So....let's see.......where I can find........[now excited] WOOOOOOOW !!! WHAT THE AWESOME BOY !!!

In a park bench Ran and Rei were eating some cakes.

[Ran, with sweet voice] Say 'AAAAAAH', Rei.
[Rei] AAAAAAAAAH.....

Lum landed so close to them and wiped out Ran with a powerful kick: now she was in fron of Rei.

[Rei] Lamú !!!
[Lum, huging him sweetly] You're really awesome !! Would you give me your adress and your cellphone number ?!? I'm looking for a thrilling date with you !!!
[Rei] Sure !!!
[Ran, screaming out of her soul, with wrath] Lamú, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO REI ?!?
[Lum, with fake sweet voice] ARE YOU BLIND ?!? NOW GO AWAY TO DO THE SKITTISH WITH ANOTHER ONE: THIS MAN IS MINE !!!
....
..... AND KISSED HIM ON THE MOUTH !!!

[Ran, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[Lum, talking to Rei with sweet voice] You're so sweet, so nice, so strong, so...
[Ran, TOP NERVOUS] Lamú.....
[Lum, nervous too] DON'T MIND [and did a bored motion with her arm]
[Ran, TOP NERVOUS] L-A-M-U'.....
[Lum, nervous too] DON'T MIND ME !!! [and did another bored motion with her arm]
[Ran, TOP NERVOUS] L-A-M-U', LOOK-AT-ME-FOR-ONE-SECOND !!!
[Lum, nervous too] I'VE SAID.....[now scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!

RAN WAS POINTING ON HER AN HEAVY RPG BAZOOKA, JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF HER EYES !!!

[Lum, still scared] GH.....GH......GH......[ehm].....[now with trembling voice and a silly smile] N...now I.....I think th....that I....I have to go....
[Ran, TOP NERVOUS] YOU'RE RIGHT !!! YOU HAVE TO GO TO HEEEEEEEEEEL !!! [and charghed up the bazooka]
[Lum, with quiet voice] This bazooka is made of metal !!! Metal is a good conductor of electricity [AND GAVE HER A GREAT ZAP]

Ran felt down to the ground, so burnied !!!

[Lum, now flying, with fake gentle voice] Sayonaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaa aaa !!!
[Ran, so much burnied] D......damned oni !!! Y.....You'll pay to me !!!

[Lamú, flying, with clear voice] RAAAAAAAAN !!! WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE SO BURNIED IN THIS WAY ?!? HAVE YOU SEEN AN IMPOSTOR DRESSED AS ME ?!?

[Ran, rising from the ashes] Lamú, you're here again ?!? [now charging another heavy RPG bazooka] I CAN RECOGNIZE YOU EVEN WITH THIS WITHE CLOTH!!! SAY YOUR LAST PRAYERS, THIS TIME I WON'T FORGIVE YOU !!! TAKE THIS [poooow] AND THIS !!! [poooow] AND THIS !!! [poooow] AND THIS !!! [poooow] AND THIS !!! [poooow] AND THIS !!! [pooow]
[Lamú, still in fly, TOP scared, trying to avoid the shoots] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! R....RAN.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! W...What.. EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!....what have happened ?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[Rei, now flying in his animal form] LAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' !!! [AND HUGED HER]
[Lamú, screaming with wrath] YOOOOOOOOOOOU !!!
[Rei, still flying in his animal form] KISS ME !!! KISS ME AGAIN !!!!
[Lamú, now TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEK !!!! A......<<A-G-A-I-N>> ?!? [Now talking to Ran, with trembling voice] R'.Ran, r.......really I've just kiss him ?!?
[Ran, screaming with wrath] Lamú, YOU DUMB !!! I WILL ERASE YOU FROM THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE !!! [and started again to shoot with her heavy RPG bazooka] TAKE THIS [poooow] AND THIS !!! [poooow] AND THIS !!! [poooow] AND THIS !!! [poooow]

[Lamú, still in fly, TOP scared, trying to avoid the shoots] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!



(TO BE CONTINUED)

[kyo]

wow....

[SandStorm]

omg! what a lol! xD

[GiovaneDinamitardo]

Thanks to everbybody  _/-\o_ _/-\o_

Prepare yourselfes and....hold your positions: "reinforces" are incoming !!! 

[Forgotten_Lum]

i'm in shock and yet now that i'm starting to think straight, i wonder, why didn't this happen sooner? ataru was girl hunting throughout the entire series, why didn't lum go boy hunting as payback to ataru

[GiovaneDinamitardo]

... and the surprises are not ended !!!

Prepare yourself: all the "universes" will be devasted by the "Lum Hurricane" 

Posted on: March 28, 2008, 12:20:25 AMAtaru is shocked: Lamú have started to do boys-hunting !! But, over all, who is the real Lamú?

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).
Lamú, THE BOYS-HUNTER


Chapter TWO : THE (ALL STARS) GAME OF (BROKEN) LOVES (VOL. I)


Tomobiki, summer

Ataru was running, without pose, on the street when heared a lots of explosions coming from a park not so far and get worried: 'maybe Lamú is in danger again with that rowdy', was his thought and begun to run in that direction but...
...
... after few seconds....
....
.... HE WAS FREEZED !!!
....
....REALLY: FREEZED !!!

BECAUSE OYUKY WAS IN FRONT OF HIM !!!
WITH A VERY ANGRY FACE !!!

MAYBE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE, OYUKY WAS REALLY ANGRY !!!

[Ataru, rattling his tooths so much] gh....gh....gh......O... ..Oyuky-chan....[RATTLE-RATTLE]....w....what a lovely s...surprise [brrrrrrrrrr]
[Oyuky, with COLD voice, SO MUCH COLD voice and stinging eyes] ATARU, I THINK THAT YOU COULD GIVE ME A LOTS OF EXPLICATIONS !!!
[Ataru, still rattling his tooths so much] gh....gh....gh......I..[RATTLE-RATTLE]..I think so....but......but..[RATTLE-RATTLE]..set me free... from . ..[RATTLE-RATTLE]...this cold coffin [brrrrrrrr]

With a single move of her hand all the ice disappeared.

[Ataru, still feeling cold, with trembling voice] Th...thank you.......but.....what kind of explenations I have to....
[Oyuky, even angry] ABOUT HIM !!!

BEHIND HER, MENDO WAS LAYING INSIDE A SORT OF BIG PIECE OF ICE, STANDING IN A SILLY POSE !!!

[Oyuky, even angry] ATARU, IS TRUE THAT Lamú HAS TRIED TO KISS HIM ?!? AND HE TRIED TO ESCAPE FROM HER WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGHTS ?!?

'Oh my God', was the thought of Ataru, 'Lamú was right: THAT ROWDY IS REALLY DESTROYING OUR REPUTATIONS' !!!

[Oyuky, even angry] FEW WORDS ARE REQUIRED, ATARU !!! OR IT WAS A 'MENAGE OF TROIS' ?!? [a blue, freezing aura was now lighting around her]

Ataru heared other explosions on the air, so get worried again: 'I.....I HAVE TO FIND A DIVERSION, URGENTLY !!!' was his thought.
....
.....and, in fact...
....
....after few seconds....
....
...[....long drumming.....]
...
....[TA-DAH !!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE YOU ARE THE BIG IDEA OF ATARU TO BE SET FREE FROM THIS SIEGE !!!!]
...
...
[ATARU, WITH CLOSED EYES AND A WONDERFUL SMILE] Oyuky-chan, you have to be forgiving with him. After all....AFTER ALL, YOU TOO HAVE KISSED ME, NOT SO LONG AGO !

Hearing those words (even jailed on the ice), Mendo was able to broke his ice coffin !!!

[MENDO, WITH WRATH: SO MUCH WRATH] OYUKYYYYYYYY, IS THIS THE TRUTH ?!? REALLY YOU'VE KISSED THIS ABJECT FORM OF LIFE ?!? AND MAYBE WE WAS ALREADY TOGHETER ?!?
[OYUKY, NOW ASHAMED, SO MUCH ASHAMED, unbreathing]...... gh.....gh.....gh.....gh

FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE, OYUKY GOT ALL RED IN HER FACE !!!

[Oyuky, still ashamed] gh....gh... [now with trembling voice] it happened.....it happened....that time... on Uru Planet.....n....not s....so long ago....
[Mendo, still with wrath] WHAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!? <<ON URU PLANET>> ?!? S....SO WE WAS ALREADY TOGETHER !!!
[Oyuky, still ashamed, even with trembling voice] ....it was...it was an idea of Benten, to reciprocate Ataru for have rescued Lamú from the coma. Th....that day all of us have kissed him !!!
[Mendo, still with wrath] WONDERFUL: REALLY, WONDERFUL !!! SO, WHAT IF SHE WOULD HAVE HAD THE IDEA TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM ?!?
[Oyuky, now dropped on her knees, crying, hiding her eyes with the hands] TITTYYYYYYYYY, FORGIVE ME !! IT WAS....IT WAS AN INNOCENT KISS ON THE TOP OF THE LIPS !!! LIKE A CHILDREN TO ANOTHER CHILDREN !!!
[Mendo, still with wrath] IT STAYS ON THE FACT THAT I HAVN'T KISSED ANYBODY (BUT YOU) AND I HAS BEEN FROZEN UP AND YOU (YOU !!!) HAVE REALLY KISSED THE LECHEROUST BEING OF THE UNIVERSE AND....
....
....
..... but now Ataru was running (finally free), in the direction of the park.

'I hadn't any other way out', was his thought...
....
....but...
....
... after few seconds....
....
.... HE SUDDENLY FOUND RAN !!!
... IN FRONT OF HIM !!!
.... SO MUCH ANGRY !!!
... WITH AN HEAVY RPG BAZOOKA POINTED ON HIM !!!
... IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS EYES !!!

[Ataru, with trembling voice] gh...gh...gh...gh..h.... .h......have a .... a nice day....Ran-chan !!!
[Ran, with wrath and angry voice] YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU !!!
[Ataru, with trembling voice] gh...gh...gh...gh....... YES ?!?
[Ran, same situ] KISS ME !!!
[Ataru, NOW EXCITED: OVEREXCITED] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!?
[Ran, same situation] I-HAVE-SAIED-KISS-ME !!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!

It was like throwing some gasolina over a great fire !!!

Ran woundn't had ever knew in which way but, after few seconds, she was held in the arms of Ataru, kissed by him AND WITH HIS TONGUE DEEP INSIDE HER MOUTH !!!

[Lamú, FLYING, TOP ANGRY, SCREAMING WITH WRATH] DAAAAAAAARLING, IS THIS THE HELP THAT YOU'RE GIVING TO ME ?!? THIS TIME I WON'T FORGIVE YOU !!!
[ATARU, TOP SCARED] GH....GH....GH....Lamú, WAIT !! WAIT !!! I WAS FORCED TO....
[RAN, NOW CHARGING AGAIN HER BAZOOKA] I KNEW THAT HE WAS THE BEST BAIT TO FRAME YOU !!! TAKE THIS  [pooooow] AND THIS [pooooow] AND THIS [pooooow] AND THIS [pooooow] AND THIS [pooooow] AND THIS !!!
[Lamú, TOP SCARED AGAIN] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!

'I HAVE TO SAVE HER' was the thought of Ataru, 'I NEED AN IDEA TO SAVE HER, URGENTLY !!!'
...
....in fact....
....
....after few seconds....
....
... ATARU BEGUN TO CARESS GENTLY RAN ON HER LEGS (ON THEIR INTERNAL SIDE !!!) AND ROSE UP, SLOWLY,  DEEP INSIDE HER SKIRT !!!

[RAN, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[ATARU, OVEREXCITED] RAN-CHAN, I WAS WONDERING WHAT WAS THE COLOR OF YOUR SLIP TODAY !!! AND ALSO IF YOU'RE WEARING IT !!!
[RAN, TOP ANGRY] ATARU, YOU PERVERTED: GO TO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL !!! [AND SHOOTED IN HIS FACE WITH THE BAZOOKA].
...
.... and Ataru was screwed up !!!

[Ran, watching the sky] GRRRRRRRRRR, DAMNED ONI !!! WHERE ARE YOU ?!? WHERE ARE YOU ?!?

Now Lamú was flying in the highest sky and was thinking: 'so, let's see: he had immolate himself to save me or he was betraying me as usual ?!?'
....
....
Not so far, Lum was flying in the blue summer sky too.

[Lum, talking to herself] So, let's see....where I can find......[NOW EXCITED] FOUND !!!
...
....in fact....
....
....on the ground...
....
[Father] What about the business today ?
[Son ?] Well.....not bad, not bad at all.
[Lum, with sweet voice] YOUUUUUUUUUUU !!!
[Guy ?] What's happ.....[now scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!!

LUM LANDED SWEETLY IN HIS (HIS?)ARMS !!

[Lum, with sweet eyes and voices] I'm so hot today, I was wondering if you could offer me a fresh drink.
[Guy (guy?) with trembling voice] L.....Lamú...gh...gh.... ...wh.....what's....what's going on ?!?
[Lum, same situation] ....BUT I THINK THAT YOU'RE BETTER THAN IT !!!
[Guy (guy?), even with trembling voice] L.....Lamú...gh...gh.... ...wh.....what....what do you want from me ?!?
[Lum, same situation] YOU HAVN'T TO BE ASHAMED !!! JUST BE YOURSELF !!!
....
....AND HUGED HIM !!! (HIM?!?!?!?!?)
....
....AND KISSED HIM (HIM?!?!?!?!?) ON THE MOUTH !!!  [............OGH..........]

[Father, screaming and crying at the same time] RYONOSUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, MY BELOVED MALE SOOOOOOOON !!! FINALLY A SUCH CUTE GIRLS AS HER IS FELT IN LOVE WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!
[RYONOSUKE, TOP ANGRY, WITH WRATH] I'M NOT A MAN, I'M A WOMAN [AND GAVE HIM A GREAT UPPERCUT]
[R.father, now flying in the sky] MY BELOVED MALE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !!!!!
[LUM, NOW SCARED] WHAAAAAAAAT ?!? W.......<<WOMAN>> ?!?
[RYONOSUKE, NOW CHUMED] Lamú, W.....WHAT THE HELL OF JOKE ?!?
...
...Lum did a little jump....
...
...and...
...
[Lum, now walking, wondering, with an eye closed and moving her index to her] Well.........NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL [and flied away]
[Ryonosuke, still chumed] OH.....OH MY GOD......W.......WHAT'S HAPPEING TODAY ?!? [and dropped to her knees and started to cry so much].
[Lamú, landing sweetly next to her] Ryonosuke, what's going on ?!?
[Ryonosuke, still crying, with trembling voice] L.....Lamú......ar...... ..are you ?
[Lamú, rather scared] Have you seen my darling ?!? And....
[Ryonosuke, now waking up, same voice] L.............Lamú...... . I.....I have to say !!!
[Lamú, now surprised] ...what ?!?
[Ryonosuke, watching her trembling hands] I....I've never considered this.......but.......
[Lamú, still surprised] ...eh ?!?
[Ryonosuke, still watching her trembling hands] ....but.....I'm so confused.......TOO MUCH CONFUSED !!! TOO MUCH CONFUSED !!
[Lamú, still surprised, watching her in a strange pose] Why ?!?
[Ryonosuke, now watching Lamú] B.....BECAUSE......BECAU SE I'VE LIKED IT !!!!
[Lamú, still surprised, watching her in a strange pose] WHAT ?!?
[Ryonosuke, now screaming] Lamú, I THINK THAT I'VE JUST FELT IN LOVE WITH YOU !
[Lamú, TOP SURPRISED AND SCARED TOO] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!?
[Ryonosuke, now screaming] Lamú, HUGE ME !!! HUGE ME AND KISS ME AGAIN !!!
[Lamú, NOW JUST SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! A..... <<AGAIN>> ?!? S....SO I'VE ALREADY KISSED YOU ?!?
[Ryonosuke, now screaming] KISS ME !!! KISS MEEEEE AGAIIIIIIIIIN !!!
[Lamú, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
....
....[..gh..]
....
[ATARU, RUNNING AND SCREAMING AT THE SAME TIME] WAIT RYONOSUKE, WAIT !!! LOVE IS A MARVELLOUS THING BUT IS BETTER TO DO IT AMONG OPPOSITES SEX !!
[Lamú, STILL SCARED] DARLING, JUST IN TIME, COME HERE: HURRY !!!

Ataru did a great jump...
...
...and....
...
... Lamú CAUGHT HIM JUST IN TIME...
...
...AND PUT HIM IN FRONT OF RYONOSUKE...
...
... SO SHE KISSED HIM ON THE MOUTH !!!

[Ataru, surprised but excited too] mmmh.......mmmh.......mm mmh.....
[Ryonosuke, now quiet, breathing, with sweet eyes] Oh........Ataru.......[now talking to Lamú] Lamú......I'm sorry.......but.......no w I know.
[Lamú, with trembling voice] W....what ?!?
[Ryonosuke, SCREAMING] I LOVE THE MEN !!! I LIKE TO BE KISSED ONLY BY THE MEN [AND GAVE A GREAT UPPERCUT TO ATARU !!!!!]
[Ataru, flying] I'M A MAN TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.......
[Lamú, now taking off] DAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIG ..........
....
....
....
Not so far, a lovely cuple was set on a park chair: the girl was so cute, had long green hairs, brown eyes, a sweet voice, was wearing a short skirt and a light yellow shirt and was reading a rewiew.
On the other side, the boy was reading some kind of manga: he had a strange face, brown hairs, rather green eyes and was wearing a pair of jeans, a red shirt and an orange jacket.

[Youko, with sweet voice] Keita, Keita, listen to this: 'having skinship with your companion is very important'!!
[Keita, looking at her with the corner of his eye, with bored voice] So ?!?
[Youko, same voice] So, I want to do it for me !!! [now with a lovely move] <<SKINSHIP>> !!
[Keita, same voice] You're talking about for dogs, right?
[Youko, same voice, now huging him] Come on, Keita: LET'S PLAY !!
...
...but...
....
...SUDDENLY....
....
... ATARU FELT ON THE HEAD OF KEITA (who swooned)

[Youko, now worried] KEITA, KEITA: HOW DO YOU FEEL ??!
[Ataru, now excited] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, WHAT A LOVELY GIRL !!!!
[Youko, NOW SO MUCH WORRIED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! WHO ARE YOU ?!?
[Ataru, now dropped on his knees, with grave voice, holding her hand] I am Ataru Moroboshi, the best lover of the whole universe and I've did a long trip (with a long fly) just to stay with you. PLEASE, could you give me your email adress and your cellphone number? I'M LOOKING FOR A THRILLING DATE WITH YOU !!!
[Keita, with a great lump on his head and with an angry voice] YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU !!!
[Ataru, now angry too] NAN-DAAAAAAA ?!?
[Keita, same situation, with wrath] STAY BACK FROM HER !!!
[Ataru, now with a sadic smile] I'm so sorry BUT NOW SHE'S MINE [and touched her on her back........ehm......NOW ATARU GET SHOCKED !!!] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! A.......A TAIL ?!? [and jumped out from her]

Youko was looking at him with a sadic smile, charging up a great breath but....
...
...ATARU WAS GRABBED ON HIS NECK BY KEITA !!!

[KEITA, WITH WRATH] LISTEN-TO-ME: I-AM-THE-BEST-LOVER-OF-THE-UNIVERSE !!
[ATARU, WITH WRATH TOO] OH, NOW ALSO THE FLEDS HAVE GOT THE COUGH ?!?
[KEITA, WITH WRATH] WHO IS THE FLED ?!?
[ATARU, WITH WRATH TOO] IF I AM THE BEST LOVER OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU-ARE-THE-FLEED !!!
[KEITA VERSUS ATARU, WATCHING EACH OTHER IN THEIR EYES, WITH HATE] GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!
[Youko, now surprised] ...ehm....somebody could please explain to me what's going on ?!?
[KEITA, WITH WRATH] I CHALLANGE YOU !!
[ATARU, WITH WRATH] ACCEPTED !!!
...
...in fact...
...
... after few seconds....
....
[ATARU AND KEITA, RUNNING SIDE BY SIDE] LADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES !!! COME ON, LET'S GO OUT FOR A DAAAAAAAAATE !!! LET'S GO OUT FOR A DAAAAAAATE !!
[Youko, now flying] KEITA, YOU MORON !!! WAIT FOR ME !!!
[Lamú, flying too] DARLING, YOU STUPID !!! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE SITUATION ?

[Youko and Lamú, NOW FACE TO FACE, IN FLY, TOP SURPRISED] EEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!

[Lamú, with trembling voice] Y.....you can fly ?!? B....but you arn't an oni !!!
[Youko, with trembling voice too] Y......you can fly too ?!? B......but you arn't an Inukami !!!
[Lamú, now with wrath] WHO-IS-THE-DOG ?!?
[Youko, with wrath too] WHO-IS-THE-DEVIL ?!?

[ATARU AND KEITA, STILL RUNNING SIDE BY SIDE] LADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES !!!

[Lamú, now with wrath] WE WILL SPEAK ANOTHER TIME ABOUT THIS, NOW I'VE GOT A BETTER THING TO DO !!!
[Youko, with wrath too] I TOO !!!

[ATARU AND KEITA, RUNNING SIDE BY SIDE] LADIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES !!! COME ON, LET'S GO OUT FOR A DAAAAAAAAATE !!! LET'S GO OUT FOR A DAAAAAAATE !!
[Lamú, now flying, still with wrath] DAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIIIIII IIIG !!!
[Youko, flying with wrath too] KEITAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!



(TO BE CONTINUED)

[Forgotten_Lum]

an inukami crossover, my goddess, save us all

[kyo]

an inukami crossover, my goddess, save us all

what is Inukami ?

[UruseiNeo]

InuKami is a show, I made a topic about it called "Urusei Yatsura copied?"

Inu: Dog
Kami: God

So InuKami means Dog God

Except Youko isn't an InuKami... she's a fox

[GiovaneDinamitardo]

an inukami crossover, my goddess, save us all

I think that this is the first one :-)

You have to say that it begin from THIS SCENE (from 2'32" to 2:51")

I'M TRYING TO REALIZE A LITTLE COMIC ABOUT THIS CROSSOVER (JUST FEW STRIP) !!

In the next episode it will be a single match between UruseiYatsura versus Inukami main characters; in the end the winners will say about the others: "amateurs, simply amateurs" !!!

Prepare yourselfes, I've saied that all the "universes" would be wiped out by the "Lum Hurricane" ;-)

[UruseiNeo]

Just remember that Youko is a Fox not a Dog ^_^

[sidzero]

Also, that the word for "dog-god" should be "Inugami", not "Inukami".


You know, I was planning on a number of crossovers in UYRemix... starting with the very first chapter where Ataru hits on a younger Kasumi Tendo from Ranma, and a cameo of a slightly older (because my story takes place in the future instead of the past) Keitaro and Naru Urashima from Love Hina in the second chapter. Gotta love guest stars.

[UruseiNeo]

I had Ryoga make a cameo in my last chapter ^_^ I plan on using him again later... perhaps I'll make him a regular!

[sidzero]

I thought about that too, but I figured one cameo was more than enough. And I have the perfect one for him. :D

[UruseiNeo]

Difference between Ryoga and another character to cameo with is that you can bring him in any time any place always with the same reason. "Is this Furinkan High?" "Which way is the Tendou Dojo?" "Where is -City Ranma 1/2 takes place in- ?"

Kinda like Cherry does.

[GiovaneDinamitardo]

Thanks to everybody  _/-\o_

Nono, I didn't wanted to have a simply cameo in the tale: I WANTED TO KEEP THE DESTRUCTION ON EVERY "UNIVERSE" !!!

In the end of the tale you'll know why.

I remember to you that, in my plot, one full episode will be a great crossover 

ps: tanks UruseiNeo, you're right  _/-\o_
But i wanted to make a strife between Lamú and Youko: that's why the two girls are angry and scream, each others, "who-is-the-dog"? "who-is-the-evil"?
Posted on: March 31, 2008, 03:15:32 PMURUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).
Lamú, THE BOYS-HUNTER


Chapter THREE ' THE (ALL STARS) GAME OF (BROKEN) LOVES (VOL. II)


Tomobiki, summer

Ataru and Keita were still running, side by side, on a park, doing girls hunting at the maximum level !!!

[Keita, running and screaming to Ataru] 12 DATES ALREADY FIXED, YOU SCUM !!!
[Ataru, running and screaming to Keita] YOU MORON, I'VE ALREADY REACHED THE 13 DATES ALREADY FIXED !!!
[Keita, screaming to Ataru] I'VE JUST FINISHED THE WARM UP, THE GAME HAS JUST BEGUN !!!
[Ataru, screaming to Keita] WAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU'RE STILL AT THE WARM UP !!! I'VE ALREADY WON THE GRAN PRIX !!!! WHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
[Lamú, flying, screaming with wrath] DAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIII ING !!!!
[Yuoko, flying, screaming with wrath] KEITAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!

Lamú charged up a great zap and throwed it on Ataru: she miss her target but hit Keita !!! It was a full center, so he felt (so burnied) down to the ground (in a silly pose).
Youko charged up a great flame and throwed it on Keita: she miss her target but hit Ataru !!! It was a full center ......... BUT HE REPARED HIMSELF BEHIND A FRYPAN !!!

[ATARU, WITH A SATANIC LAUGHT] WAHAHAHAHAHAH, THAT'S THE FINAL EVIDENCE !!! I AM TOO MUCH ACUTE AND EXPERIENCED FOR YOU !!! I-AM-THE-MASTER, YOU ARE JUST AMATEURS !!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!

[Youko, still in fly, now wondering, so scared] EEEEEEEEEEEK !!! WHERE IS MY FAULT ?!?
[Lamú, still in fly, with wrath] LET WORK THE PEOPLE MORE EXPERIENCED THAN YOU [and throwed a great zap on Ataru, who felt, so burnied, down to the ground]
[Yuoko, still in fly, so much surprised] Shocking !!! Really, shocking !!!
[Lamú, still in fly, with an evil despising voice] BABY, I'VE GOT SO MUCH TIPS AND TRICKS TO LEARN TO YOU !!! BUT TODAY I'M TOO BUSY !!!
[Yuoko, still in fly, now with angry voice] THIS IS NOT THE END BETWEEN US !!!
[Lamú, still in fly, same voice] I'M FLEMISHING FOR ANOTHER MATCH !!!
[Yuoko, rescuing Keita] I'VE FOUND YOU !!! ...AND I'VE SO MUCH THING TO SAY TO YOU [and disappeared in the sky]
[Lamú, now landed] Who were them ?!?
[Ataru, waking up, so burnied, cleanaing himself] Amateurs......nothing else than amateurs !!! [Lamú, now worried] BUT WE'VE LOST THE TRACES OF THAT ROWDY !!!  WHAT WE COULD DO TO FIND HER ?!?
[Ataru, now wondering] Well.....I think that it could be enough to follow the path of disasters that she's seeding all around.
[Lamú, now surprised, watching him as a rare beast] Darlirng, are you all right ?!?
[Ataru, now with clear voice] Like ever been !!! When we'll see a coulpe into some trouble I'm sure that we'll be not far from her.
[Lamú, now surprised, blinking her eyes] Do you know how many couples are living in Japain ?!?
[Ataru, now with clear voice] IN FACT WE'VE TO CREATE A GREATEST DISASTER THAN HER !!! I'm sure that she will arrive soon to create one another more awful than ours !!! In fact, it seems that she's hating me, that's why she's choosing all the targets that could give me a delusion !!! That's my idea !!!
[Lamú, so much surprised, with a pissed expression and drunk voice] It's......it's a really silly thought that........THAT IT COULD WORK !!! But....in which way we have to begin the search ?!?
[Ataru, now wondering again] Well.........[now with clear voice] YES,  THIS WAY !!! Lamú, PLEASE, LISTEN WITHOUT DOING QUESTIONS: WHEN I'LL FLY YOU'LL HAVE TO FOLLOW ME !!!
[Lamú, so much surprised, blinking her eyes again]  EH ?!? <<WHEN-YOU-WILL-FLY>> ?!?
[Ataru, now whispering to the ear of Lamú] Lamú, you have to say to Ran that.......that....... [NOW WITH CLEAR VOICE]... THAT THE BLUE SLIP ARE AWFUL ON A RED HAIRED GIRL LIKE HER !!!
[Lamú, GIVING A POWERFUL KICK IN THE ASS OF ATARU] DIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE !!!
[ATARU, FLYING] FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ..........
...
...
A lovely couple was walking in a strange way on a street: the girl was so cute, with short dark hairs and eyes and was wearing a long and light yellow cloth and was walking on the street.
The guy was so high, with rather blue eyes, black long hairs (lots of them twisted in a long tress) was wearing a red light shirt and a pair of black pants, was walking in the top of the wall.

[girl, rather worried] You don't feel something of strange in the air ?!?
[guy, rather bored] Maybe is my stomache, I'm starving.
[girl, now more worried] No.......it's like.........a fizzle......like at.......[NOW SCARED] EEEEEEEEK !!!
...
... KONK !!!
....
....AND ATARU FELT ON THE HEAD OF THE GUY, THAT SWOONED AND FELT TO THE GROUND, WITH A GREAT LUMP ON HIS HEAD !!!

[girl, shaking so much the guy, worried] RANMA, RANMA, HOW DO YOU FEEL ?!?
[Ataru, groaming] gh....gh....gh.....[now with clear voice, after having took the girl on his arms] GEE ! WHAT A LOVELY GIRL !!! I KNEW THAT YOU WERE HERE, WAITING FOR ME !!!
[girl, screaming lost in painc] EEEEEEEEEEEK !!! A MANIAC !!! [and gave to Ataru a great slap]
[Ataru, ignoring the slaps, same voice] Please, give me your email adress and your cellphone number: I'm looking for a thrilling date with you !!!
[girl, screaming with all her strenght, still lost in painc] EEEEEEEEEEEK !!! RANMA, [slap slap] HELP ME !!! THIS MANIAC [slap] IS INSENSIBLE [slap] TO MY SLAPS !!!
[Lum, now landing slowly to the ground, laughting so much] Incredible, really: incredible !!! THE INVERTEBRATE IS TRYING TO TALK WITH A GIRL !!! [now rescuing the body of Ranma, who was getting back to normal] But now I've got a better thing to do !!
[Ranma, with drunk voice, touching his lump] S.....somebody has took the nameplate of the camion that have invested me?!?
[Lum, now huging sweetly Ranma] Poor guy, that chinless had hurt you. But don't worry: I KNEW HOW TO HEAL YOU !!!
[Ranma, now with trembling voice and larges eyes, rather scared] gh......gh.......gh..... .in....in which way ?!?
[Lum, same situation] I'LL KISS YOU !!! [and kissed him on the mouth]
[Girl, now screaming with wrath] YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU !!
[Ataru, still huging her] BABYYYYYYYY !!! LET'S HAVE A DAAAAAAATE !!!! LET'S HAVE A DAAAAAAATE !!!!
[Girl, still screaming] GO AWAY, MORON !! [and gave to Ataru a great sock who knocked him down]
[Ranma, still huged, with trembling voice] mmmh......mmmh.......mmm h......A....AKANE, IS.... IS SURELY A MISURANDERSTOOD !!
[Lum, with sadic voice] What the hell of misuranderstood: I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM !!
[Akane, with clear voice] I'VE RECOGNIZED YOU: EVEN IF YOU'RE THE 'PRINCESS OF THE ONI' IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU COULD STOLE THE GUYS OF THE OTHERS !!!
[Lum, now with bored voice] Please, baby, GO TO DO THE SKITTISH WITH ANOTHER ONE [and gave her a great zap]

Lum turned to the guy but he was diasppeared: in front of her found a young girl (so cute and so wet of cold water) with red hairs.

[Lum, now wondering] ....ehm.......have you seen a wonderful guy with black hairs and blue eyes ?!?
[red haired girl, with large eyes and a strange espression on her face] Not at all
[ATARU, NOW AWAKE AGAIN] WOOOOOOW !!! MY BELOVED RED-HAIRED-GIRL !!! HOW LONG !!! [and tried to jump on her arms]
[red haired girl, TOP scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! I KNOW YOU !!! YOU'RE THE MANIAC-SINGER OF THAT CONCERT !!!

Ataru was so next to her, trying to kiss her on the mouth but someone gave him a great hit on his head, so he felt down to the ground.
[Lum, with clear voice] WOOOOOOOOOOW, WHAT A LOVELY GUY [and flied so close to him, and landed in his arms]
[Guy, now holding lum on his hands, with serious voice] <<GLOWING / THE ANGELS FELT DOWN / SO DEEP IT ECHOED THEIR SOUND / WHEN THEY BURNIED INTO THE ONI'S PIRES' !!
[Lum, with clear voice] WOOOOOOOOOOW, SO ROMANITC [and gave him a kiss on  his cheek]
[Ataru, waking up, giving at him with a sight of challange] I think that you've watched 'Blade Runner' too many times, isn't it ?!?
[Guy, with serious voice] I cannot allow that a maniac like you could importune all the girls, specially when they are Akane Tendo and my beloved Girl-with-the-red-tress !!! AND, OVER ALL, THIS ONE !!! I, TATEWAKY KUNO <<THE GREAT>>, WILL ERASE YOU FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH !!!
[Ataru, so much surprised] WHAAAAT ?!? [Now with a large laught, standing in a silly pose] WHAHAHAHAHA, THE IDEOGRAMS OF  YOUR NAME ARE SO SIMILAR TO THE WORD 'DUMB' !!! WHAHAHAHAHAH !!!
[Kuno, now so much angry, with wrath] DON'T JOKE WITH ME, MORON !!!
[Lum, standing behind Kuno, with a sadic voice] You, dear, would you wipe out that chinless from the face of the universe once for all ?!? [now with sweet voice and eyes] PLEEEEASE, DO IT FOR ME  [and blinked her eyes] If you do it......I will give to you..........A PRICE !!!
[Kuno, talking to Lum] Any of your desires are orders for me [and took her gently to the ground - now screaming to Ataru] YOU, CUNT: SAY YOUR LAST PRAYERS !!!
[Ataru, standing in an aggressive pose] COME TRUE !!!

Kuno throwed on Ataru a great hit with his wooden sword....
...
...but...
...
...ATARU CATCHED IT WITH HIS NAKED HANDS !!!

[Akane, trying to grab Ranma] RANMA, RANMA, THIS IS THE RIGHT OCCASION !!! LET'S GO AWAY !!!
[Ranma, just came back to male, wet of hot water, standing] No. Wait for one moment....
[Akane, so much surprised] Eh ?!? Why ??!
[Ranma, standing serious] Look at the maniac: he's really surprising !!! He's able to catch a sword with naked hands !!!
[Ataru, still holding the sword, with satainc voice] THIS IS THE BEST THAT YOU CAN DO ?!?
[Kuno, still holding the sword, with wrath] THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING !!!
[Ataru, with satainc voice] OK, LET'S PLAY TO ONIGOCCHI !!! [and begun to run] EHI, 'KUNO-THE DUMB', LET'S GUESS: WHERE I AM ?!?-
[Kuno, Ranma and Akane, so much surprised] WHAAAAAAAAAT ?!?
[SEVERALS IMAGES OF ATARU] I'M HERE [behind a junk] I'M HERE [contemporaneously, over the wall] I'M HERE [contemporaneously, getting out from a gutter] I'M HERE [contemporaneously, behind a door] I'M HERE [contemporaneously, under the skirt of Akane] I'M HERE [contemporaneously, grabbed to a street lamp].
[Akane, so much scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! WHAT IS THIS ?!?
[Ranma, screaming to Kuno] KUNO, OVER THERE !!!
[Kuno, screaming with wrath] I'VE FOUND YOU !!!

Kuno throwed his wooden sword in a dark corner...
...
.... AND ATARU FELT DOWN TO THE GROUND, HIT ON THE HEAD !!!
....
.... IT SEEMED !!!
....
.....IT WAS JUST THE TOP OF A JUNK !!!

[Ataru, jumping suddenly from an hidden place, holding a great hammer] MEEEEEEEEEEEEN !!!
...
.... BONK !!!!
....
....AND KUNO COLLAPSED DOWN TO THE GROUND, HIT ON HIS HEAD, WITH A LARGE HAMMER, BY ATARU  !!!

[Lum, screaming, so much nervous] YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU !!!
[Ataru, screaming nervous too] NAN-DAAAAAAAAAAA ?!?
[Lum, now with wrath] LISTEN-TO-ME, MUCKY WORM, AND JAB DEEP INSIDE YOUR BRAIN (IF YOU HAVE ONE): EVEN IF YOU WOULD WIPE OUT ALL THE MEN OF THE UNIVERSE, I'LL NEVER BE YOUR WIFE !!! NEVEEEEEEEEEEEER !!
[Akane, with trembling voice]R.....Ranma, is better to runaway !!!
[Ranma, talking to himself] That guy has an incredible fighting tecnic......... I HAVE TO LEARN IT !!! I HAVE TO ..... [now wondering]......ehm......Akane, why you're grabbing me so strictly?!?
[Akane, TOP SCARED] B......BECAUSE I THINK THAT WE ARE INTO A BIG TROUBLE !!!
[Ranma, TOP SCARED TOO] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!! [and run away both]
[Lamú, flying over them, screaming with wrath] DAMNED IMPOSTOR, I'VE FOUND YOU !!
[Lum, taking off, screaming with wrath too] YOU UGLY WITCH, THIS TIME I WON'T BE FORGIVING !!! TAKE THIS [and throwed her a great zap]
[Lamú, flying trying to avoid the zaps, screaming with wrath] YOU'RE DEATH !! TAKE THIS [and throwed to her another great zap]
[Lum, flying trying to avoid the zaps, screaming with wrath] I'LL BURN YOU TO ASHES AND I'LL OVERBLOW THEM TO THE WIND [and throwed to her another great zap]
[Lamú, flying trying to avoid the zaps, screaming with wrath] YOU DAMNED IMPOSTOR, I'LL BURN YOU SO MUCH THAT WHEN YOU'LL STAY IN HELL YOU'LL FEEL SO COLD !!

'No, no, no' was the thought of Ataru, 'not this way !!! It couldn't work !!! It couldn't work at all !!! I have to find a better way out'.
...
...in fact, after few seconds....
....
[Ataru, screaming] Lamú, KEEP HER BUSY AS LONG AS POSSIBLE: I'VE GOT AN IDEA TO NEUTRALIZE HER [and disappeared].

The duel went on and on for severals, neverending minutes......
...
...but....
...
...when Ataru came back to the 'scene of crime', found only Lamú [and he was sure that she was the REAL Lamú, because she was wearing the withe cloth] laying in a dark corner.

[Ataru, so much scared] EEEEEEEEEEK !!! Lamú, WHAT'S GOING ON ?!?
[Lamú, with trembling voice] Darling.......I'm sorry...but... [and squeezed him on ......... ehm.....<<the family jewels>>]
[Ataru, screaming in pain] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAARGH !!!! [now crying so much, WITH <<FALSETTO>> VOICE] L....Lamú....W.....WHAT THE HELL OF ....
[Lamú, licking his tears, with trembling voice] I'm sorry [glup]... I'm sorry [glup].....but.... [glup] I couldn't resist anymore....[ugh].......
[Ataru, now screaming, with wrath, again with MALE voice] AND YOU COULDN'T CHOOSE ANOTHER PART OF MY BODY TO SQUEEZE ?!?
[Lamú, now scared] EEEEEEEEK !!! DARLING, WHAT I'VE DONE ?!? [now surprised] What is that case ?!?
[Ataru, with a satanic laught] It's a piece of luck and all because I never throw anything. [now screaming] WHERE IS SHE ?!?
[Lamú, again with wrath] NOT SO FAR !!! FOLLOW ME !!! [and started to fly]
[Ataru, churning so much and screaming] DAMNED ALIEN, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ?!? I CANNOT FLYYYYYYYYY !!!

Not so far, a young boy, so thin, so hight, with a long black hair and brown eyes was taking some photos all around.

[boy] Wonderful day: it seems made just for taking good photos !!!
[Lum, standing in a nice pose over a wall] YOOOOOOOOOOU, COULD YOU TAKE ALSO A PHOTO OF ME ?!? [and landed sweetly on his arms]
[boy, so much embarassed, with trembling voice]L.... Lamú, w....what's g.....going on today ?!?
[Lum, now in the arms of the guy, with sweet voice and eyes] DO YOU THINK I'M SEXY ?!?
[boy, still so much embarassed, now holding her, with trembling voice]L.... Lamú... w....why this....why this question ?!? Y.....You k... you know that I....I.....
[Lum, same situation] YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ASHAMED !!! JUST CLOSE YOU EYES AND I'LL DO THE REST !!!
[boy, same situation]...GH.....GH....GH....Y. ...YOU CANNOT DO THIS ONE TO.....TO.....
...
....TOO LATE !!!
....
....LUM KISSED HIM ON HIS MOUTH, SWEETLY.

[Ataru, screaming with wrath] I'VE FOUND YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU !!!!!!!
[KOKERU, SCREAMING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME] SUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAR !!! FORGIVE ME !!! FORGIVE ME!!! I WAS FORCED !!! SHE FORCED ME TO KISS HER !!! [now, after had throwed Lum away, huging Ataru on a leg] YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR MEEEEE !!!
[Ataru, screaming now lost in panic] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! [now with wrath] YOU MORON, THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT MOMENT TO DO THE DUMB !!! GO AWAY !!! GO AWAY !!! [and punched him on the head]
[Lum, TOP surprised] EH ?!? [now with a great laught] WHAHAHAHAHAH !!! I'M SORRY, SORT OF BEING WITHOUT BACKBONE: I DIDN'T WANTED TO CRASH A SUCH GREAT LOVE LIKE THIS !!! I THINK THAT HE'S REALLY THE RIGHT MAN FOR YOU !!! WHAHAHAHAHAH !!! [now with fake sweet voice] Sayonaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaa aaaa.
[Lamú, suddenly arrived in fly, with opened arms, with wrath] I'VE FOUND YOU !!! THIS TIME I WON'T NEVER LET YOU RUN AWAY !!!
[Lum, watching her with wrath, screaming so much] WHO WANTS TO RUN AWAY ?!? I WANT TO DESTROY YOU !!! [and started to f.....]
....
...LUM WANTED TO START TO FLY.....
...
...BUT WAS GRABBED BY ATARU ON HER BODY.
...
[LUM, SCREAMING OUT OF HER SOUL] I KILL YOOOOOOOOOU !!!
[ATARU, SCREAMING OUT OF HIS SOUL] Lamú, HELP ME !!!
[Lamú, SCREAMING OUT OF HER SOUL] DON'T TOUCH MY DARLING !!!
....
IT BEGUN A GREAT FIGHT !!!

[SEVERAL VOICES COMING FROM A GREAT DUSTCLOUD, WITH WRATH]

DIEoUCHyEARHGeEEKtAKETHI SaHIkONKoUCHeEEKtHISISMY ARMMORONcHOMPyEAAARGHbON KpOWsOCKeEEEKlETMYHAIRSo UCHyEAAAAAARGhUGLYWITCHe EEEKiRIPYOUREYESIMPOSTOR kICKoUCHsOCKhOLDHERhOLDH ERyEHAAAAAARGHpOWhURRYHU RRYoUCHeEEEEEEEEEEEK.... ..
...
...but....
....
...in the end...
...
...when the dustcloud disappeared...
...
... LUM WAS NOW LAYING ON THE GROUND, SO MUCH BOUNDED ON THE ARMS AND ON THE LEGS !!!

[LUM, SCREAMING WITH WRATH] DAMNED DUMB, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME ?!? WHY I CANNOT FLY AND GIVE ZAPS ?!? SET ME FREE !!! SET ME FREEEEEEE !!!

[Lamú, with ripped cloths, severals scratches, breathing so loud] D....darling [anf] what [anf] have you [anf] done [anf] to her [anf] to neutralize her powers [anf] ?
[Ataru, with ripped cloths, severals scratches, breathing so loud] J...just look [anf] how beautiful is [anf] that yellow ribbon [anf] that I've put [anf] on her hairs !!!
[Lamú, now surprised] Eh? [now with satainc voice] WOOOOOOOOW !!! YOU LOOK SO CUTE WITH THIS YELLOW RIBBON ON THE HAIRS, YOU KNOW, SORT OF IMPOSTOR ?!?
[Lum, screamnig so much] TAKE IT AWAY, TAKE IT AWAY: IT ISN'T TRENDY AT ALL SINCE A LONG TIME !!!
[Lamú, still with satainc voice] Darling, is really THAT ribbon ?!?
[Ataru, with a silly smile and an hand behind his head] THAT'S RIGHT !!! It's the ribbon that Sakurambo gave to me a long ago: THE ONLY ONE THING THAT CAN NEUTRALIZE YOUR SUPERPOWER !!!
[Lamú, NOW SO MUCH ANGRY, shaking Ataru so much] I TOUGHT THAT IT WAS LOST FOREVER !!! WHY YOU'VE STILL WITH YOU ?!? DID YOU WANTED TO USE IT AGAIN ON ME ?!?
[Ataru, so much shaked] gh..gh...gh...th....this isn't the right moment to moralize........[NOW SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
....
....BONK !!!!!
....
.... A GUY FELT (SUDDENLY) ON THE HEAD OF ATARU (and swooned, both).

[Lamú, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE K !!!!
[Lum, TOP angry] YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU !!!!!


(TO BE CONTINUED)

[SandStorm]

omg, another Ataru is expected! O.o

man, another finest art of yours, congratulations!

[GiovaneDinamitardo]

Thank you, thank you  _/-\o_ _/-\o_

Yes, a totally unexpected "Moroboshi" is coming soon.

IF YOU'VE RED CAREFULLY THIS TALE I THINK THAT YOU WON'T AGREE HIM AT ALL.

OR NO ?!?


Posted on: March 31, 2008, 11:22:35 PMAtaru is shocked: Lamú have started to do boys-hunting !! But, over all, who is the real Lamú?

URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).
Lamú, THE BOYS-HUNTER


Chapter FOUR ' YES, OUR COUPLE IS THE BEST !!! (part one)


Tomobiki, summer

[Now is the evening, all togheter the main characters are back to the Lamús Mansion]

Late in the afternoon all togheter get back to the Mansion of Lamú and Ataru: they where hidden behind the door of the soundproofed room, peeping what was happening inside their lounge....
....
.... BECAUSE, INSIDE OF IT, THEY WHERE THEIR ALTER EGO !!!
...
... LUM AND MOROBOSHI WERE NOW FACE TO FACE !!!

[Ataru, so much surprised, peeping behind the door, whispering] How is possible a thing like this?!?
[Lamú, peeping behind the door, whispering too] Darling, really you havn't still realized ?!? THEY'RE COMING FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION !!! I don't know in which way but they've broken the wall who divide them from us.
[Ataru, same situation] So..... what we have to do ?!?
[Lamú, same situation] THEY HAVE TO COME BACK TO THEIR DIMENSION, OTHERWISE IT COULD HAPPEN A VERY BIG TROUBLE !!!
[Ataru, same situation] Why ?!?
[Lamú, same situation] DARLING, IT CANNOT COEXIST TWO EQUAL BEING IN THE SAME DIMENTION COMING FROM OPPOSITES FOR A LONG TIME !!! IN THIS CASES ONE OF THEM WILL HAVE TO SUCCUMB !!!
[Ataru, now so much worried, same situation] gh....gh....gh.....all right, you've convinced me !!!
[Lamú, same situation] ssssssssh, he's getting conscious ! I want to see their feelings ...

[Moroboshi, waking up, groaming] W.....where I am ?
[Lum, still bounded, with despising voice] IN ANY CASE, YOU HAVN'T TO STAY HERE !!
[Moroboshi, now with clear voice, rather cruing] LUM !!! I....I'VE FOUND YOU !!! FINALLY I'VE FOUND YOU !! You cannot imagine how hard it was....[and tried to hug her]
[Lum, same voice and situation] JUST SPARE ME THE DETAILS !!!
[Moroboshi, now with trembling voice, rather ashamed] Y....yes....as you like... [and gave up to hug her]
[Lum, same voice and situation] SET ME FREE !!! [now nervous] HURRY, SORT OF INVERTEBRATE !!
[Moroboshi, same voice and situation] Y....yes....as you like... [and started, with trembling hands, to try to set her free]
[Lum, still bounded and nervous] AND AVOID TO TOUCH ME !!
[Moroboshi, same voice and situation] Y....yes....as you like...
[Ataru, peeping the scene behind the door] Grrrrrrrrrr, I don't know if I hate more her or him !!!
[Lum, still bounded and nervous] AND WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED YOU HAVE TO DISAPPEAR !!! I HAVE STILL A LOTS OF INTERESTING THINGS TO DO HERE AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE YOU WITHIN MY PATH !!!
[Ataru, now screaming, so much nervous] EH NO, I DON'T WANT TO SUCCOMB JUST TO LET LIVE THIS MORON !!! YOOOOOOOOOUUUU [now entered suddenly into the room]: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!! [and gave suddenly to him a great punch on the head]
[Lum, still bounded and nervous] WONDERFUL !!! THIS IS THE FIRST RIGHT THING THAT YOU'VE DONE IN THIS DAY !!!
[Ataru, now shaking so much Moroboshi] YOU CANNOT BE REALLY SO CHINLESS !!! LISTEN TO ME: WHY YOU LET HER TO TREAT YOURSELF IN THIS WAY ?!? WHY YOU'VE ALLOWED HER TO GET HER FOOTS ON YOUR HEAD ?!? WHY YOU'RE SO SUBMISSIVE, EH ?!? ANSWER, COWARD: ANSWEEEEEEEEEEEEER [and shaked him so much]
[Moroboshi, even shaked, babbling] B......b.......b........ ..BECAUSE I LOVE HER !!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH !!!
[Ataru and Lamú, so much surprised] EH ?!?
[Moroboshi, lowing his head on the shoulders, so ashamed, with low voice] Yes.......I love her.
[Lamú, still hided behind the door, talking to herself] Th......THIS IS REALLY UNRIGHT !!! MY DARLING HAVN'T EVER SAIED ME SO MUCH TIMES 'I LOVE YOU' AND MY ALTER EGO IS HATING HIM BECAUSE..... BECAUSE HE'S LOVING HER ?!?
[Ataru, now shaking again so much Moroboshi] Just say to me another thing: HOW MANY GIRLS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE ?!? HOW MANY DATES YOU'VE HAD ?!?
[Moroboshi, even shaked, babbling] Sh.....SHE'S THE ONLY ONE !!! THE ONLY ONE THAT I'VE EVER LOVED !!!
[Ataru, so much surprised] WHAT ?!? REALLY YOU HAVN'T EVER HAD ANY OTHER DATE WITH ANY OTHER GIRLS ?!? ANY KISS ?!? ANY LITTLE TOUCH ?!?
[Moroboshi, dropped to his knees, so ashamed, with low voice] I....I just cannot concive to look to another girl.......I ........I GET SO ASHAMED WHEN I TRY TO APPROCIATE TO ANOTHER GIRL THAT......THAT I PREFERE TO AVOID THEM !!!
[Ataru, TOP surprised] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!? TH...THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE !!! YOU, STUPID, LISTEN TO ME [shaking him again]: YOU HAVE TO KEEP UP THE NAME OF 'MOROBOSHI' EVEN IN YOUR DIMENSION !!! I AM THE BEST PLAYBOY OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND YOU CANNOT DESTROY THE REPUTATION OF THE FAMILY WITH YOUR MISERABLE WAY TO BE !!!
[Moroboshi, dropped to his knees, crying so much, with low voice] I'm sorry........I'm sorry.......I didn't wanted to offend you !!!
[Lamú, suddenly entered inside the room] YOU !!! YOU'VE TO GIVE ME A LOTS OF EXPLENATION !!! AND START FROM THE BEGINNING !!!
[Lum, again with despising voice] I havn't nothing to say to an ugly witch as you [and turned the face to the wall, with closed eyes].
[Lamú, now with wrath] I'LL RIP ALL YOUR HAIRS FROM YOUR HEAD IF......
[Moroboshi, still dropped to his knees, supplicating] NO, NOOOOOOOO !!! DON'T HURT HER !!! PLEEEEEEEEASEEEEE, DON'T HURT HEEEEEEEEEEER !!! [and started again to cry].
[Ataru, now with satanic voice, with an hand on her shoulder] Lamú, please, be quiet....
[Lamú, surprised] Darling, are you all right ?!?
[Ataru, now with fake sweet voice, with joined hands, blinking the eyes] Lamú-CHAN, WHY DONT' YOU PREPARE A YOUMMY SUPPER TO SHARE WITH OUR GUEST ?!?
[Lum and Moroboshi, surprised] What ?!?
[Lamú, TOP surprised but also happy] D... DARLING, REALLY DO YOU WANT SOMETHING COOKED BY MYSELF ?!?
[Ataru, even with satanic voice] AS SOON AS POSSIBLE !!!
[Lamú, TOP happy] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!! [and did little jump, in fly] WAIT FOR ME, I'LL TRY TO HURRY !!! [and flied inside the kitchen]

For a long time Lamú was totally involved with the cookers of her kitchen: severals explosions and strange noises were coming out from that room.

[Moroboshi, rather ashamed] Excuse me....
[Ataru, surprised] Nan-da ?!?
[Moroboshi, rather ashamed, babbling] M....may I have a portin of that supper ?!?
[Ataru, TOP surprised] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?!? REALLY DO YOU WANT TO EAT SOMETHING COOKED BY HER ?!?
[Moroboshi, rather ashamed, babbling] W...well.....Lum is so able in the kitchen so........I was wondering if also your.........
[Ataru, TOP surprised] gh....gh.....gh....gh... ..<<SHE'S SO ABLE IN THE KITCHEN ?!?>>
[Moroboshi, rather ashamed, babbling] Th....that's right.......but [now crying so much] BUT SHE NEVER WANT TO SHARE ANYTHING WITH ME !!!! WHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!
[Lamú, now entered in the room, walking, with a triumphal expression of happyness and clear voice, holding a large soup-dish] TA-DAAAAAAAH !!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE YOU ARE A SPECIALITY FROM MY PLANET !!!
[Ataru, again with satanic voice] Thank you very much: Lamú-chan, please, give me a large bowl so full of it !!
[Lum, wondering] What are you going to do ?!?
[Ataru, now set in front of Lum, with a satainc voice and sight] SAY 'AAAAAAAAAAH' [AND THROWED A FULL SPOON OF THE SUPPER IN HER MOUTH]
[Lum, TOP SCARED] GH....GH...URK.....PUAH !!! PUAH !!! BLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARGH !!! AWFUL, REALLY AWFUL !!!
[Lamú, TOP NERVOUS] WHAAAAAAAAAT ?!?
[Ataru, same situation] DON'T WORRY, YOU HAVE THE WHOLE EVENING IN FRONT OF YOU TO EAT THIS !!! NOW SAY 'AAAAAAAAAAH' AGAIN !!!
[Lum, TOP SCARED, with worried eyes, standing in a nervous pose] NEVER !!! NEVER !!! AT LAST I PREFERE TO DIE UNBREATHING !

But Ataru closed her nose with two fingers so, after a short wait, Lum opened again her mouth to take a large breath but she got another full spoon of supper !!!

[Lum, TOP SCARED] PUAH !!! PUAH !!! BLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARGH !!! [now with trembling voice, in panic] Y....YOU CANNOT TORTURE ME IN THIS WAY !!!
[Ataru, same situation] <<TORTURE YOU>> ?!? I'M JUST SHARING WITH YOU OUR USUSAL SUPPER !!! NOW SAY <<AAAAAAAH>> AGAIN !!! AND REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE TO FINISH ALL THE BOWL BEFORE IT GET COLD !!!
[Lum, TOP SCARED, LOST IN PANIC, SCREAMING OUT OF HER SOUL] NOO !! NOOOOOOOOO!!! MERCY !! MERCY !! I SURRENDER !!! I SURRENDER !!! I WILL SAY TO YOU ALL THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW !!! I CAN BEGIN FROM MY CHILDHOOD !!!!
[Ataru, with clear voice] No, no, just the basic facts !! First of all, in which way you've met each other ?!? And why you hate him so much ?!?
[Lum, screaming disperatly] IT WAS ALL DUE TO THAT DAMNED TAG GAME !!!
[Lamú, talking to herself] History's repeting ....
[Lum, with grave voice] Lots of years ago the coucil of the onis was called to take an important decision: LAND ON THE EARTH IN PEACE OR FOR CONQUERING IT WITH A WAR?!? My father was a man of peace, so he tried to solve the discussion in this way but the onis were equally divided. I was so worried about him: i really didn't wanted that my father could be involved into a war !!! So I suggested him to solve it with an one-to-one-fight between me and one of the heartians, playin our traditional sport: <<ONIGOCCHI>> !!! The coucil was doubting about that proposal, so I saied: <<DADDY, I CAN FLY: WHO WILL EVER CATCH ME>> ?!? So they took the final decision.....
[Lamú, with a pissed expression in her face, now totally yellow] GH.....GH......GH......G H....
[Ataru, so surprised] Lamú, are you all right ?!?
[Lamú, still yellow in face] GH.....GH......GH......G H....

[Ataru, now with clear voice] W....WAIT FOR A MOMENT: THIS MEAN THAT ALSO <<OUR>> TAG GAME WAS AN IDEA OF YOU ?!?

[Lamú, still yellow in face] GH.....GH......GH......G H....j....just let her to continue her history.....
[Lum, with grave voice] When we landed the computer choose one earthian randomly [now with nervous voice] IT WAS THAT INVERTEBRATE !!! [now with satanic voice] It was really so funny see him trying to catch me: he was really so wimpy !!!
[Ataru, screaming to his alter-ego] NATURALLY YOU HAVN'T THOUGHT TO RIP OFF HER BRA, JUST TO KEEP HER RUNNING BEHIND OF YOU ?!?
[Moroboshi, TOP scared and ashamed] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! H...HOW I COULD DID A SUCH WORRING THING LIKE THAT ?!?
[Ataru, TOP SURPRISED] ..so ?!? In the end ....
[Lum, with grave voice, rather crying] T....the last day.. [sigh].....i was flying so high ... [sigh] ...laughting so much... [sigh] that....that I suddenly hurt the head [sigh] on a street lamp [sigh] and I felt unconscious [sinff] for a long time.....[sniff] and when....[sigh]...when I came b...[sigh] back to normal.... [now screaming, with wrat] I WAS IN HIS ARMS !!!!! WHAAAAAAHAAAAA !!!!
[Moroboshi, with clear voice] That's true: she landed sweetly on me !! In that way it was so easy to touch her on the horns.
[Lum, with grave voice, rather crying] T....the council of the onis [sigh] throwed on me the whole resposability [sigh] of that checkmate [sigh] so......as a punition........[now nervous again] ...THEY FORCED ME TO GET MARRIED WITH HIM !!! <<AS A MARK OF ALLIANCE BETWEEN TWO PLANETS>> THEY SAIED !!!! WHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA A !!!

[Lamú, TOP surprised, with a pissed expression on her face] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!? Y....YOU-ARE-MARRIED ?!?

[Lum, screaming] THEY'VE TOOK THIS DECISION WITHOUT ASKING NOTHING TO ME !!! FOR THE COUNCIL I WAS LIKE A TRAITOR !!!
[Lamú, dropped on his knees, crying so much, giving punches on the floor] NO ! NO ! NO !! THEY'RE MARRIED !!! THEY'RE MARRIED !! THIS IN REALLY UNRIGHT !!!
[Lum, with grave voice, rather crying] F....from that day.. [sigh].....my life ... [sigh]... was really an hell !! [now screaming, with wrath] EVERY DAY HE KEEP ME BREAKFAST IN BED !!! EVERY DAY HE SUBMERGE ME WITH ROSES AND PELOUCHES !!! HE HAD ALSO WROTE SONGS AND POESIES FOR ME !!!
[Lamú, TOP nervous, shaking her on the hairs] STUPID !!! WHY YOU ARN'T HAPPY AND PROUD TO HAVE A SUCH CARING HUSBAND AS HIM ?!?
[Lum, screaming for the pain but also with wrath] WHAT THE HELL OF PRIDE!!! HE HASN'T THE COURAGE TO LEAD ME, TO TOUCH ME, TO KISS ME, TO TAKE ANY DECISION, EVEN THE SIMPLEST !!! [now with despising voice] He's just a chinless !!! And I..... [now with satainc voice and challanging watch] I AM BEAUTIFUL, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE: WHY I HAVE TO ACCEPT THIS ABJECT WAY OF LIFE ?!? THAT'S WHY I'M STILL LOOKING FOR A MAN !!! A-REAL-MAN !!! [now turned to Moroboshi] THAT'S WHY I'LL NEVER BE YOUR WIFE !!! [increasing the voice] HAVE YOU UNDERSTOOD ?!? [now screaming with all the strenghts] NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR RRRRR !!
[Ataru, shaking so much his alter-ego again, screaming] ... AND SHE'S RIGHT !!! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SHE WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH A SO SACCARINE AND CHINLESS MAN AS YOU ARE ?!?
[Moroboshi, babbling] A... and w..what I'.I w....would h...have....to do ?!?
[Ataru, holded for a moment, with closed eyes] For the moment.........[now waking up, screaming] GO TO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL !!!! [and hit him with a great hammer on the head: he felt immediatly inconcoius]
[Lum, with sadic voice] YEAH !!! GIVE HIM ONE ANOTHER HIT !!!
[Ataru, even screaming] SHUT UP, WITCH !!! [and hit him with a great hammer on the head: he felt immediatly inconcoius]

Both the alter ego were now laying on the floor.

[Ataru, breathing so loud] [anf anf] and now [anf] in which way [anf] we have [anf] to send they back [anf] to their dimen.... [now looking at Lamú, TOP scared] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! Lamú, WHAT'S GOING ON ?!? WHY THIS ANGRY FACE ?!? WHY THIS TERRIBLE SIGHT ?!?

Lamú WAS SHOWING TO HIM HER WORSE FACE AS EVER...
...
...and...
...
... after a while...
....
[Lamú, TOP ANGRY, SLAPPING ATARU WITH ALL OF HER STRENGHTS] YOU ! [slap] YOU ! [slap] YOU ! [slap] YOU'VE NEVER [slap] SAIED TO ME [slap] 'I LOVE YOU' [slap], YOU'VE NEVER [slap] GIVED TO ME [slap] ANY GIFT, [slap] YOU'VE NEVER [slap] WROTE TO ME [slap] ANY LITTLE [slap] LOVING THING [slap] OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT !!! [slap] YOU ANR'T [slap] KIND [slap]  AT ALL [slap]  WITH ME [slap] !! YOU STUPID ! [slap] YOU MORON [slap] YOU.... YOU....
[Ataru, now holding her on he arms] L. [OUCH]...Lamú, [OUCH] I....I'm [OUCH] I'm not [OUCH] a pungingball....[OUCH]
[Lamú, SAME SITUATION] YOU'RE THE WORSE MAN OF THE WHOLE UNIVERSE !!! [slap] I HATE YOU ! [slap] I HATE YOU [slap] I HATE YOU [slap] [slap] I HATE YOOOOUUUUUUUUU [slap] [slap] [slap] [slap] [slap]
[ATARU, SCREAMING WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGHT] LAMUUUUUUUUU', ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!!
[Lamú, now dropped on her knees, crying] WHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAH !! IF ONLY I COULD TAKE A PART OF HIS SOUL AND PUT IT ON YOOOOOUUUUU !!!! WHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA ?!?
[Ataru, with a sudden joyful voice] W.....WHAT HAVE  YOU SAIED ?!?
[Lamú, still screaming] I'VE SAYED THAT I WANT TO PUT ON YOU A PART OF HIS SOUL ON YOU FOR....

[ATARU, HUGING AND KISSING HER EVERYWHERE] Lamú [smack] I KNEW [smack smack] THAT YOU WOULD HAVE [smack] HAD [SMACK] THE RIGHT IDEA [smack] TO SOLVE [smack] THIS SITUATION [smack smack]

[Lamú, TOP surprised] EH ?!?  R.....REALLY ?!?
Posted on: April 05, 2008, 05:58:45 PM
(TO BE CONTINUED)


Posted on: April 02, 2008, 08:32:35 PMURUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).
Lamú, THE BOYS-HUNTER


Chapter FIVE ' YES, OUR COUPLE IS THE BEST !!! (part two)


Tomobiki, summer

[Now is late evening, all togheter the main characters are back to the Lamús Mansion]

When Lum got conscious again was laying in a part of the great lawn of the mansion, not so close to the main door. She was still bounded (and the yellow ribbon was still on her head), so looked all around to find someone who could set her free but she founded only Moroboshi (the alter ego of Ataru), who was laying next to her.

[Lum, screaming furiously, kicking Moroboshi on his back] YOOOOOOOU !!! WAKE UP !! HURRY !!!
[Moroboshi, groaming] W....what's going on ??!
[Lum, still furious] YOU HAVE TO SET ME FREE !! HURRY !!!
[Moroboshi, so ashamed] Y....yes, yes....all that you want.......but.....
[Lum, with wrath, ] ... AND DON'T TOUCH ME !!!
[Moroboshi, same voice and situation] Y....yes....as you like... but...

When she was finally free tried to rip out the (famous) yellow ribbon but it was impossible.

[Lum, TOP angry] GNGNGNGNGNGN.........GRR RRRRRRRR, I HAVE TO FIND THE WAY TO RIP IT !!! I CANNOT STAY ANYMORE WITHOUT MY POWERS !!!
[Moroboshi, now with quiet voice] Lum, please, listen to me....
[Lum, still angry] GO AWAY, CHINLESS: YOU MAKE ME FEEL DOWN !!
[Moroboshi, strangly nervous, increasing the volume of the voice] Lum, please, listen to me, I have got something to s....
[Lum, screaming out of her soul] GET OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUT !!! YOUR SIGHT IS AWFUL !!!
[Moroboshi, now TOP NERVOUS, SCREAMING out of his soul]  SHUT UP FOR ONE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME !!!!
[Lum, with defiancing watch and sadic voice] What's going on, the riot of the ants ?!?
[Moroboshi, still NERVOUS and SCREAMING]  EVEN THE ANTS, IN THEIR LITTLE, GET ANGRY !!!! SHUT UP NOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!
[Lum, so surprised] WOW !
[Moroboshi, still NERVOUS and SCREAMING] YOU KNOW ?!? THE REASONINGS OF MY ALTER EGO OF THIS DIMENTION HAVE OPENED MY EYES !!!! NOW I CAN REALLY SEE THE REALITY THAT STAYS ON IN FRONT OF ME !!!
[Lum, so surprised] ... so what ?!?

[Moroboshi, still NERVOUS and SCREAMING].... AND NOW SIT DOWN...... ON THAT CHAIR.... [and throwed her on a chair so close to them: she landed on it heavly]........THIS TIME LISTEN TO ME, WITHOUT INTERRUPTING ME....[now with quiet but angry voice] it's so long that....that  i've to say this one to you !!!
[Lum, now set on the chair, even surprised] About ?!?
[Moroboshi, with grave voice] living with you....... it was inutile....
[Lum, with sadic voice] So you too have realized it ?!? [and giggled]
[Moroboshi, even with grave voice] .... all without happyness........ without a tear.....nothing to live for......or to share for......
[Lum, so surprised] .... so ?
[Moroboshi, even with grave voice] .... I too I've felt in your trap.......so.........[now increasing a little the voice, so sadic]... COME ON THE NEXT ONE, I LEAVE MY SET TO HIM !!!
[Lum, again with sadic voice] This is the first intelligent reasoning that you've did in your whole life, now let me...... [and tried to wake up from the chair]
[Moroboshi, NOW SCREAMING, throwing her again on the chair] POOR DEVIL !!! I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR HIM, YOU KNOW ?!?
[Lum, again surprised] Eh?!? W.... What do you mean ?!?
[Moroboshi, NOW SCREAMING STRONGEST] ...AND WHEN, IN THE BED, HE....... HE WILL ASK YOU <<ONCE MORE>>.......YOU'LL LET HIM DO.......BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR WAY TO BE....
[Lum, NOW DOUBTING] ...th....this is not what I....
[Moroboshi, even SCREAMING STRONGEST, NOW FACE TO FACE TO HER] YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAYACT....... IF IT SMOOTH YOU !!!
[Lum, NOW BABBLING] Y...you c....cannot s...say th...th...
[Moroboshi, even SCREAMING STRONGEST, NOW AWAKING HER HARDLY from the set] ... AND NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY ARE.......AND I WON'T FALL FOR YOU ANYMORE.....[NOW GRABBING HER ON AN ARM]... AND IF YOU FOLLOW ME....I WILL EVINCE TO YOU....[NOW SCREAMING MORE STRONGEST] ....AND THIS TIME YOU (YOOOOOOOUUUUUU !!!)...... YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEE [and shaked he so much] !!!!
[LUM, NOW SCARED, TOP SCARED !!!] M....Moroboshi, w.....what do y.... you w....

[MOROBOSHI, NOW SCREAMING WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGHT].... AND NOW UNDRESS YOU......... IN THE WAY THAT YOU USUALLY DO... [AND RIPPED OUT HER BRA WITH WRATH]...

[LUM, SCARED AT THE MAXIMUM LEVEL!!!] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE K !!!

[MOROBOSHI, STILL SCREAMING WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGHT, HOLDING HER ON THE ARMS].... BUT DON'T MAKE ANY ILLLUSION...... I WILL NEVER TRUST IN YOU........

[LUM, still SCARED AT THE MAXIMUM LEVEL!!!] M...Moroboshi, what d...do you w....want to do.....to me ?!?

[MOROBOSHI, SCREAMING WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGHT, REALLY OUT OF HIS SOUL, HOLDING HER ON THE ARMS].... YOU WILL REGRET ME SO MUCH.....

..........BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT SOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU L !!! [/color]

... AND THROWED HER DOWN TO THE LAWN...
...
... THEN HE WAS JUST OVER HER....
...
....WHO, FOR THE FIRST TIME, WAS LOOKING AT HIM WITH DIFFERENT EYES !!

[Lum, NOW RATHER CHARMED, caressing him gently on the face] I..... I would have never belived that you could have all of this strenght inside of you, Moroboshi......
[Moroboshi, still screaming with all of his strenght, really out of his soul] I HAVE ALSO A NAME, DO YOU KNOW ?!? [now rather crying]IF..... IF <<ATARU MOROBOSHI>> [sigh] IS TOO LONG FOR YOU TO SAY [sigh] OR JUST YOU HATE ITS SOUND [sigh] YOU COULD CHOOSE [sigh] ONE SWEETEST, YOU KNOW ?!? [now with wrath] OR IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO SAY A REAL SWEET THING ?!? I'VE WRITTEN [sigh] SONGS AND POESIES FOR YOU AND [sigh] WHAT ABOUT YOU ?!? WHAT ABOUT YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU ?!? WHERE HAS GONE ALL THE LOVE THAT I'VE HEAPED ON YOU ?!? ANSWER COWARD, ANSWEEEEEEEEEER !!!

Lum was feeling herself really naked in front of him (AND NOT ONLY BECAUSE SHE WAS REALLY RATHER NAKED), because, FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE, someone was slapping on her face all that she wanted to forget about herself....
...
... AND THE TOP OF THE SURPRISE WAS THAT THE PERSON THAT WAS DOING THAT WAS THE ONE THAT SHE HATED AT MOST !!!
...
... THAT'S WHY SHE WAS FEELING AS A GREAT RIP INSIDE OF HER SOUL !!!!

[Lum, NOW RATHER CRYING] ...I......I have to admint.....[NOW CRYING SO MUCH] I WAS WRONG WITH YOU !!! But..... why you've waited so long to say this one to me ?!?
[Moroboshi, still crying] I was thinking that you could appreciate me with your own strenght......but......b ut........[now screaming] YES, THAT'S TRUE !!! I CAN BE AN ANT BUT I HAVE THE HEART OF A BUTTERFLY !!! [now with wrath] AND YOU ?!? WHAT ABOUT YOOOOUUU ?!?
[Lum, still caressing him, now with sweet voice, with eyes half closed] M...Moroboshi.......I... ..
[Moroboshi, now with gentle voice] Why don't you make a little effort ?!? You could call me........<<darling>>, for instance....

[Lum, same situation]..........D............. .D..................<<DARLINLG>>................

...they were laying so close now....
....
....he was just over her....
....
...so close....
...
...so much close....
...
...too much close...
...
...
...
... KAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW !!!
..
...
... AND ATARU (BECAUSE HE WAS THE <<REAL>> ATARU) HIT HER WITH A LARGE HAMMER ON THE HEAD, SO SHE FELT DEEPLY UNCONCIOUS !!!

[ATARU, breathing loudly, talkink to himself] I......I deserve the Oscar.......I have to become an actor........I really deserve the Oscar !!! [now looking at the sky] Lamú, HOW LONG !!! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?!?

Lamú was now landing slowly, holding Moroboshi (swooned).

[Lamú, now landed] Sincerely it's so long that I've finished with him. It was so easy to speak with him.
[Ataru, even with quiet voice] All right, all right, so let's continue with....
[Lamú, now angry, SO MUCH ANGRY] DAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLING !!!
[Ataru, surprised] Nan-da ?!?
[Lamú, TOP ANGRY, SCREAMING WITH WRATH]  WHAT HAVE YO DONE TO HER ?!? WHY SHE'S NAKED ?!? YOU'RE BETRAYING ME AS USUAL ?!?
[Ataru, screaming too] Lamú, <<SHE-IS-YOU>> !!! BE LOGICAL !!!
[Lamú, now doubting] What ?!? <<Logical>> ?!?
[Ataru, now with quiet voice] Lamú, BE LOGICAL: WHEN I WANT TO HUNT A GIRL I'M NOT SEARCHING FOR A CLONE OF YOU !! It's inutile !!! I HAVE ALREADY THE ORIGINAL ALL FOR ME !!!
[Lamú, talking to herself] Good to know.....REALLY, GOOD TO KNOW......but...... [NOW ANGRY AGAIN] IT STILL STAYS ON THE FACT THAT SHE'S RATHER NAKED !!!
[Ataru, rather thired] Lamú, how many times I've saw you naked ?!?
[Lamú] ...ehm......
[Ataru, rather worried] Now help me: we have to keep up the scene before they will get conscious again.
...
...in fact....
....
... after a long wait...
....
.... Lum and Moroboshi get concious in the same moment....
....
.... THEY WERE LAYING, SIDE BY SIDE....
...
.... BOTH HUGED...
....
.... BOTH NAKED !!!

'It.....it's incredible', was the thought of Moroboshi, 'but......it has finally happened !!! IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED !!! WE HAVE JUST MADE LOVE !!!'
'WOW', was the though of Lum, 'I don't know in which way but he've really got me !!!'

[Moroboshi, with clear voice, watching her in the eyes] Lum, I was really wrong: I...I havn't to be too much saccarine and remissive with you.......I have just to be natural.....
[Lum, with clear voice, watching her in the eyes] <<DARLING>>, I was wrong too: I...I havn't never considerated that you too could have a soul.....

..........AND THEN............
...
... [ehm.....is better to let them be]....
...

Well hidden behind a great hedge, Lamú and Ataru were watching the scene.

[Lamú, so embarassed] Gh....Gh....Gh.....A...a ll right, darling: I have to admit ! Your idea was really good !! Now I'm sure that they could come back to their dimention without any tr... [NOW SCARED, SO MUCH SCARED, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!! D.........DARLING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?!?

BOTH THE HANDS OF ATARU WERE NOW DEEP INSIDE HER BIKINI (on the top and on the bottom) !!!

[Lamú, with trembling voice] Y......you......you w....won't......
[Ataru, whispering on her ear with a sweet, sadic voice] I don't like to be a spectator of anybody: I WAS BORN TO BE A PROTAGONIST !!!
[Lamú, even with trembling voice] D......DARLING........Y. ......YOU PERV..........
....
....
.... [ehm]
....
.....

It was a marvellous summer night, that night, with millions stars all around: the Moon was so sweet, the echoes of the city were just a light musical background and the Galaxy in the sky was as a soft, great bedsheet over them....

...
...
...... and, when Ataru and Lamú waked up, Lum and Moroboshi were finally disappeared, leaving no trace !!!

[Ataru, now with drunk voice and a pissed expression on his face] Lamú....
[Lamú, now with drunk voice and a pissed expression on her face] Darling....
[Ataru, even with drunk voice and a pissed expression on his face] I AM SO TIRED .....
[Lamú, even with drunk voice and a pissed expression on her face] I TOO.....

With a drunk walk they came back to the mansion and to their bed and felt immediatly into a deep sleep but with the consolation that their alter ego were now disappeared once for ever !!!

In fact....
....
...just the next day.....
...
...
...
... [...what the hell of.....]
...
...
... [G....GULP !!!!]


ATARU AND Lamú WERE SUDDENLY AWAKED BY THE NOISES OF SEVERAL CRASHES !!!

[Lamú, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! DARLING, WHAT'S GOING ON ?!?
[Ataru, TOP SCARED TOO] THIEFS !!! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING !!

Ataru was now holding a large hammer and Lamú was charging her worse zap.......
....
.....they suddenly opened the door of their bedroom and....
...
...and..
...
...
... [G............G...............GULP !!!]
..
...

[Lamú, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
[Ataru, TOP SCARED TOO] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAARGHH !!!!!

...
...
...
FOUR LITTLE CHILDRENS (they could have about four years) WERE RUNNING AND FLYING EVERYWHERE, PLAYING, GIGGLING, LAUGHTING AND SCREAMING SO MUCH, DESTROYING EVERYTHING !!

[LUM, running behind two of them] SAYAKA, YOU HAVE TO WEAR YOUR SKIRT !! RYOKO, YOU CANNOT RUN BEHIND YOUR SISTHER WITH WET HAIRS !!! [now turned to her husband] YOOOOOOOOOUUUU !!! HURRY !!! HURRY !!!
[MOROBISHI, running behind the others two, giggling so much] SUMIRE, YOU CANNOT CRASH THAT GLASS POT, IT ISN'T YOURS !!! YOSHIKO, GET DOWN FROM THAT CHANDELIER !!!

[Lamú, TOP SCARED, with drunk voice and expression] A........AGAIN ?!?
[Ataru, TOP SCARED TOO, with drunk voice and expression] M........MY G.....GODNESS !!!

[Lamú, same situation] A......ALL OF THEM ARE DAUGHTERS OF YOURS ?!?

[Moroboshi, with clear voice] THAT'S RIGHT !!!  FOUR TWINS !!! F-O-U-R !!!

[Lum, with furious voice] YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU !!! YOU'VE CRAPPED ME !!! I'VE GOT PREGNANT IMMEDIATLY THAT NIGHT AND THIS IS THE RESULT !!! FOUR TWINS !!! NOW YOU MUST HAVE A PART OF IT !!! YOU HAVE TO HELP US !!! HURRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!! MOVE YOUR BODY !!! HURRYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!


[Lamú and Ataru, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!
...
...

FINAL CLOSE UP

[voice of Lamú, trembling] D.....darling.....w...wh at if I........I too....
[voice of Ataru, so clear] ONCE PER TIME, Lamú !!! ONCE PER TIME !!!
Posted on: April 09, 2008, 06:43:09 PMSOMEONE HAS DEVELOPPED THIS IDEA INTO A MANGA ????









eh eh, truthfully this is a a dounjin manga edited on 2003 but when I've wrote this history I didn't knew his existence !!!

I will upload the whole manga later, see  you soon 

In any case this could give you some images about my tale.

[Jataru]

Where did you find it?

[GiovaneDinamitardo]

In a library in my town 

[dak]

great as always, my Lord :- ^O^

[GiovaneDinamitardo]

here you are a scene that i imaginated



"With a little help from the..... <<gold mine>>"" 

[SandStorm]

would be better if the outfits and hair color were switched between them but, rather nice

[sidzero]

Is it just me, or does the Lum on the left in that picture look a little more... manly than the Lum on the right?

[SandStorm]

well, hunting needs many strenght and energy, that's why.

[UruseiNeo]

Is it just me, or does the Lum on the left in that picture look a little more... manly than the Lum on the right?

It might be cuz the arm of the one on the right lines up with the left's shoulder so it kinda looks like they're connected.

Trying covering the right Lum with ur hand and see if it makes a difference.

[sidzero]

No, it's mostly cause of the size of the arms (which seem more muscular than you would expect on a feminine character), and the man-hand attached to the one we can see. And probably also because her curves are misproportioned.

[FallinG_StaR]

LoL... Man-hand... and finger... and yeah... she's a bit "flat"...