The World of Urusei Yatsura's Lum
Miscellaneous => General Discussion => Topic started by: janus on August 17, 2007, 05:25:06 AM
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Now let's try something similar as DM(II), or NB, but instead of making long fics, were narrowing it down to one or two sentences on each post, and let's stick to one storyline also. By doing this it will leave chance for the new members like Dr.casey, eyedtentea and watashi, to participate here.
here's a few ground rules
no double posting
no having an extremely long sentences
and no using pictures that contain text that extends the sentences
Ok, Let's begin
Once there was a man named Jake who wanted to make a solo plane trip toward the Amazons.
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Jake was a man that loved adventures and this was no exception,but alas fate was against him and crashed down in the Pacific
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but since he had slept all through the crash he had thought that he had already arrived at hawaii [he knew nothing about geography..]
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Jake as he woke up He began to look around If anything from the plane had washed ashore,anything that would keep him alive.
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He searched one mound of debris after another -- nothing. Panic started to set in.
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But just as despair started taking over, he saw something shiny in the sand...
and there it was, his treasured ---
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He quickly ran to it. He got to his knees and pried it from the loose layer of sand that covered it.
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And there he found a beautiful shiny coin... now if only he could find a phone to call for help...
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there was a phone booth a mile away
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He was amazed for it but decided to call,while he was on it he noticed a giant snake coming towards him
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But when he said on the phone that he was being attacked by a giant snake, they thought it was a prank call and hung up on him, it was heading close towards him.
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His last thoughts were for his fiancee,Laura,then a shot was heard,someone had saved Jake's life
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to his surprise his rescuer was a wild chimpanzee
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the ape was in love with Jake that is why it saved him
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Suddenly an old man approached Jake and told him that the island was haunted,knowing that the ape was really a woman under a spell, Jake decided to investigate
Offtopic: Had to break a little da rules to save this tale,
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when he looked at the islands panorama, the woman and the old man disappeared, so he decided to go inland.
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but as much as he walked he stayed in the same spot
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It seems that he had accidentally step in quicksand,he was beggining to drown on it
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Thinking that the end was near he gives up and lets the sand swallow him and faints... when he wake up he finds himself in an underground cave...
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and it wasn''t sand who swallow him, it was just SandStorm making fun of him, and took him to the cave to feed him with... Sand...wiches
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Jake became sandstorm friend and decided to uncover the mystery of the island,nearby was a subterranean pyramid full of vampires awaiting to suck the 2 pals
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[this might sound incredibly strange] the vampires were actually vegetarian and only wanted to steal their clothes
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they did it, and in the next day, sand and friend walked around with a banana tree leaf covering them
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Tired of going naked,they hunted some tigers and took their fur to make some pants and the meat so they could have food 4 later
Offtopic: Vegetarian Vampires that steal clothing? Now dat is strange ;D
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sadly [they should have realized by now..] since the island was haunted and everything along side with it, and so were the skins of the tigers
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the tiger skins attacked each other, making the guys as volley ball
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jake fell to the ground,his own pants were eating him
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Sandstorm killed the tiger pants before they ate Jake,they were again nude but then sand remembered he could create clothing with his sand powers,now they decide to sleep a bit
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So sand made of clothes with sand material and they very resistant to damage, but not for the sun and water, so they began to sink....
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Jake couldnt breath any longer as he accepted to drown,sandstorm planned that
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but, he saved Jake in the last moment and reanimated him. He discovered they weren't alone, and that alumxander was watching them, with his 'evil duck' in his hand, 'firing' at birds.
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Offtopic: Ok... this is getting really weird now... Naked men... and reanimation... (i'm guessing mouth to mouth) LoL
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And so, a rivalry that still marks the history books of today started, when Alumxander tried to turn our heroes into girls.
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Which was a succes,jackeline and sandy now are afraid before alumxander magic
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Jake wasnt in da mood for this trickery so he threw a knife towards alumxander,harming the evil wizard and releasing he and sand from been girls
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Sand, fearless as always from N00bs, ripped out alumxander heart, and with alumxander intestins, he managed to make a rope to hunt a bull nearby, for food.
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With alumxander heart inside him,sandstorm began to fell bad,he died poisoned the other day
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Or so it was thought, but sand cannot be poisoned, meaning he was unharmed to continue his adventires on the inland with Jack.
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After a long journey,the 2 friends arrived to what seemed to be a village,everyone there were animals,could dat be the curse of the island?
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Fortunatelly the villagers were friendly crocodiles without teeth (the only way that they could eat was with a drinking straw).
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after listening to the villages, they found that they were cursed million of years ago, and no way to reverse has been found.
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Until, Jake saw that the villagers were wearing Crocodile's suit.
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and this means, the villagers were dumbed by alumxander.
they formed one army to hunt him down.
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And the army aclamed Jake and his King and the new king teached to the army how to beat the hell out of Alumxander.
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they couldnt become human again since the suits were made to make the humans immortal if they took off their suits they would die [since one million years had passed since the "curse" started]
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true, theoretically.
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And in that moment, a falling star reached the ground and the explosion made Jake and his army immortal and ready to beat Alumxander.
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but before they strike,a girl named cata jumped to shield alumxander
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And Cata died, but now Alumxander can't hide or shield the attack.
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Offtopic: you just admitted death,somehow i feel empty
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Off topic: Sometimes, we need to sacrifice something for the other people safety.
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With no one to shield him,alumxander perished and with him,the curse that made everyone in animals
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And Jake and his army lived happilly for ever and ever.
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Offtopic: will this mean that Janus will have to start another saga?
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P.S. Jake married with a beautifull woman and they have lots of children.
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Offtopic: As always.
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Off topic: Well this story was too weird so I decide to turn it a little more normal.
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Offtopic: Very well, Miss Cata.
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Offtopic: Thank you Dark.
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Offtopic: You're welcome.
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Offtopic: aww wasnt it supposed to be endless?? [its the title of the topic..]i'll continue it
btw its supposed to be weird [but not freaky and everyone keeps trying
to kill alumxander!! why???]
as soon as the children turned 15, they would grow small [tiny REALLY tiny]
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Offtopic: aww wasnt it supposed to be endless?? [its the title of the topic..]i'll continue it
btw its supposed to be weird [but not freaky and everyone keeps trying
to kill alumxander!! why???]
Offtopic: most certainly miss Watashi, the topic name had that purpose. Well it's always interesting to have things out of the ordinary once in a while ;) . Why everyone hates Alumxander? Just check Nightmare battle (http://www.lum-chan.com/index.php?topic=784.0). well shall we continue..
To cure themselves by the shrinking problem they had to defeat someone larger than them :Y)
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And then they decided to hunt an ant.
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Offtopic: Why an ant?
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Offtopic: Because it is a tiny animal but they were smaller than an ant.
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During the clash with the Gi-Ant,the 2 children had to hide inside a tree,where unknown to them resided a magic honey
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they ate the honey, and then...
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They were starving.
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and kept eating the honey until it ends
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The more that they ate the honey, the more starving they were.
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Winnie the Pooh stepped up and swiped the honey. Now he's starving too.
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They were desesperate to eat anything so they begun to be cannibals.
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They start to eat Winnie the Pooh and in the end the children look at each other.
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The two brothers agreed that they would find a way to solve the situation but if they couldn't solve it, then both of them would fight against each other and the winner would eat the looser.
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Then they've started to eat one another, until they were both dead.
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3 years later, their parents found them and suicide themselves.
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Offtopic: What have ya lumaholics done ?!? >:)
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I didn't do anything. It's the honey fault! O-)
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They were just crazy for the honey. ::)
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Then the bees started to eat the two brothers' flesh.
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And the bears, that were angry because of them as they ate their honey, started to eat the two parents' flesh.
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Offtopic: Do you want to continue with the cicle of life?
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Offtopic: This topic is going to a dead-end.
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Now that the bears are "happy" they left looking for a place to rest during the night.
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And the bears were hunt down by...
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... Page 4 and 5 that killed everyone including the Topic... if you dont do anything about it...
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The bears were hunt by a little girl (6 years old) that has magic powers.
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And she was killed by Death.
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And Death was "borned" by Life.
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Offtopic: Ok ok, this seems like a bigger mess that's hard to untangle. I think I'll have to update the rules later, So let's try to get it right this time ;D
Jake woke up Realizing that the fumes in the cockpit made him hallucinate, the plane was malfunctioning and was in declination.
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could it be that all his adventure was a mere dream? he couldnt tell at all,he was just exhausted,by the time he awoke for good he decided to make a boat with the plane parts
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But an Oni appears and challenges him to a game of tag, saying she'll help him if he wins.
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Jake uses one of the metal parts of the boat to reflect sunlight towards the oni girl eyes,temporaly blinding her,then grabs her to complete da tag
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As promised, the girl takes him home, but on the way he does something that neither of them understand: he kisses her.
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This sudden action made the oni girl to accidentally drop him on his home roof,by the time he awoke,he found out he was been nursed back to health by that horned angel
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Such was his shock of joy that he passed out again.
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Just then,his telephone rang,it was his boss that wanted to tell him he got transfered to a place known as Maison Ikkoku,he had to leave tomorrow morning,but what about his new companion?
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He decided to ask her for her phone number and address, when she said she had been kicked from her parents' house.
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Feeling compassion,he allowed her to live with him if she helped him with his new job,she agreed and both flew to Maison Ikkoku
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However, when they got there, they realized only one room was destined to them, since Rubra (the girl) wasn't expected.
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Jake had to allow Rubra to sleep in his room too,both felt somehow uncomfortable sleeping in the same room,both were inhabitants from different worlds united by fate
Next day,they started working onda place restaurant
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So, while Jake did the cooking, Rubra served the costumers, and she appeares to get huge tips, mainly from men.
Offtopic: Careful Cosmic, remember it's one sentence per post.
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Offtopic: I know,but you know already how i like to make long tales
Jake was feeling somehow jealous of Rubra sudden popularity,this was witnessed by the boss who was planning something
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Offtopic: OMG you read my mind. I was so hoping you'd post something like that.
At the end of the day, their boss recommended a place where they could take a bath, but only he knew that it was a konyoku.
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Offtopic: Mwahahahahaha
Surprised to notice the konyoku,both workers got shy to enter,just then da boss appeared,he was gonna give a raise to the one that entered first
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Being the gentleman that he was, Jake told Rubra to go first, saying she needed the money more, since she was new on the planet.
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Once she was inside the onsen,Jake was forced to enter too,problem was they were still wearing their work uniforms
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Rubra couldn't remove her uniform, because the couldn't reach the knot on the back, so she had to ask Jake for help.
Offtopic: Falling is gonna love this story. xD
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He felt out of place by Rubra request but since there was no one watching,he decided to help her in such feat,just then some tourists arrived
Offtopic: we will see when he reads this tale,prince,but he aint a pervo,he is just a vouyerist gentleman...i think
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Offtopic: He will fall with this story. ;D
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It just took mere minutes for the onsen to be full,during the chaos,rubra escaped from it,she had a red face
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Offtopic: this story is becoming more interesting by every post the post ;D
While back here Jake had some little explaining to do to the tourist, but even if he wanted to he couldn't cause they spoke another language...........
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So he ran away back to his house and was surprised to see Rubra wasn't there yet.
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she left him a note near the TV,she went to explore the surrounding area,Jake got worried as midnight was approaching
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When he had just picked up his coat, Rubra finally appears, looking as pale as a ghost.
Offtopic: Let's add some drama shall we? :P
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Rubra had been attacked by a pack of demons,that thinking she was of their race tried to force her to be their love slave
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Fortunently, she was able to run when they were arguing about who would be her owner.
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Jake was glad to see Rubra was ok,he hugged her and not been able to hide his feelings,kissed her
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Though she widdened her eyes, she corresponded to the kiss.
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The Boss arrived inda exact moment they kissed but decided to leave them alone,one must enjoy the few pleasures that life offers,dats what the boss thought to himself as he left,a day has ended
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The next day, Jake went to wake Rubra with a nice kiss and breakfast in bed, since they had finally admitted their love for each other.
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before he would serve breakfast,he got kidnapped by some werewolves
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Rubra decided to chase after the wolves, but they dissapeared in a dead-end.
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Rubra took off from her bra a strange device to find the door to another dimension (just like Lum does).
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When she found the door, she entered and was immediatly attacked by the wolves, who had turned blue in the new dimension.
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Rubra noticed that they weren't normal wolves and asked for help to his brother, Rubio.
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Rubio arrived mounted in a giant turtle that could track anything,both he and rubra tracked the wolves
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And so they easily found Jake in a cell and, after killing the guards, they decided to go back, but....
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Jake had been bitten by one werewolf,he was turning in one and before he would injure his love,he jumped a cliff
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Or he wanted to, but they were in a dungeon with no cliffs.
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Rubra shot Jake with a sleeping dart,she wont allow him to die,she will find a cure for lycantropy
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While they were trying to leave, a giant gets in the way and tells them they can't pass unless one of them beats him in a duel.
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Rubio decided to try first.
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He took out a bazooka and killed da giant;the trio returned to Maison Ikkoku
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Rubio had to replace Jake because their boss couldn't let someone work in that condition.
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Next day,Rubio was cleaning the kitchen when he found what seemed to be wine,he took a small sip and suddenly went drunk,he decided to throw a pool party
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Rubra and her boss couldn't handle the situation and he fired Rubio.
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With Rubio gone,the pretty oni could take care of her werewolf lover,she tried to inject him a small sample of silver chemicals on him but to no avail,there had to be another cure
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She asked to her boss for vacations to look for help in her home planet.
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once in her planet,she found that the cure was a special medicine chamber where he had to be 2 days in a row,after leaving him there,she decided to announce to her family she was Jake girlfriend
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Her family didn't like to know because they were very conservatives.
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She flied away crying,somehow she wasnt willing to leave her love even if that meant never been an oni again
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That's when she remembered of someone in a pink and purple house, and that person could maybe help her.
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In that house lived a sorcerer with magic visionary powers, and the woman told Rubra that in order for her parents to accept him, she would have to show her love for him.
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But she said to the sorcerer that she doesn't care about her family in that moment because she is more worried about Jake.
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But the sorcerer said that, in order for them to be happy in the future, both his and her parents had to approve.
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Then she decided to talk to them again but the doors were locked for her.
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Finally, she decided to go see how Jake's treatment was going, only to find that he had ran away as a wolf.
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All this stress was getting Rubra very crazy,she contemplated to use an amnesia device on her but just then Jake arrived,he was still a wolf,but couldnt forget his love
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She took him back to his healing place and said that she needed his help after he was healed.
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9 days passed,Jake was now free from his curse,it was time for Rubra to present him 2 her family,it would be hard but at least she had Rubio support
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There was the problem, however, that Rubra's mother cooked very spicy food, and Jake never liked spicy dishes.
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Jake decided to eat the dishes that Rubra's mother prepared because for love, sometimes we need to do a few sacrifices.
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But he couldn't.
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Rubra decided to help him and she ate Jake's whole plate while her parents were distracted.
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However, eating all that food gave Rubra a serious tummy ache.
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she reacted as if she were gonna vomit,her parents thought she was pregnant with Jake child,would they allow her 2 marry him just to defend the family honor?
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Rubio understood the hard situation and tried to convince his parents to be happy because they were going to be grandfather and grandmother.
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However, Jake couldn't lie to her parents, so he decided to say it wasn't true and proposed to take her to the hospital.
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Rubio didn't like Jake's attitude so they went to the kitchen to talk in private.
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Rubra father didnt cared for Jake refusal,he decided the wedding would be next sunday,so he put an obedience disc on jake so he wouldnt escape
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Rubra father was eating nuts for desert but couldn't open them so he ordered Jake to crack the nuts... Jake obeying the order kicked Rubio's nuts... and girly screams where heard coming from kitchen...
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Rubra father was pleased with Jake sense of humor (although rubio wasnt) so he decided to be more calmed with his "son in law"
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Rubra father took all the family and jake to fish some alien whales as a way for jake to prove he was tough enough
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Rubra didn't like very much of this activity that is so popular in her planet, so Jake didn't know what to do.
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Jake launched his harpoon towards the whale,he succeded and tied the whale but the animal began to move violently
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Throwing Jake to some metres forwards, Rubra's ran towards him to see if he was ok, and her father laugh at him saying that he needed more practice.
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Rubra father brought Jake to an alien shaolin temple so he could start his training at whale hunting,then he could be able to wed rubra
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Jake worked hard to achieve is goal: marry Rubra.
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2 months have passed and Jake was ready for his last test,he was brought before the river of Gigantos,all he needed to do was to capture one of the fire whales roaming there
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the whale ate Jake and after his funeral,rubra went to find other suitor
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Offtopic: Wow, you're evil... o.o
She was, however, always thinking about Jack, so she decided to find a way to revive him.
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she retrieved Jake's body and started to administer a special serum to revive him,but she needed one last ingredient : dragon's blood
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She decided to go alone and get that Dragon's Blood but Rubio found out and he followed her, with her knowing.
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Rubra traveled to Asgard to find the mythical dragon Fafnir and obtain a sample of his blood,however she was knocked out from behind by some rock giants
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Rubio had to save her sister, so he shot a paralizing weapon towards a rock giant, but the other ones started to attack him.
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Rubio lead the giants towards a volcanic river,once they were destroyed,Rubio returned to her sister and took her away from asgard
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She was uncounscious, so she doesn't know about what has happened.
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by the time she awoke,she was back at her home,she then sneaked away towards some labs,she brought jake body with her,she was going to infuse a bit of her energy on her beloved
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Doing that, Rubra would need an alien blood transfusion but she was determined to do it, no matter what.
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she found some experimental samples and performed the operation but alas,she was discovered,leaving the resurrection at an incomplete status
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Rubra's alien specie can't lose any drop of blood, because they can die even if the blood lost was just half of a drop.
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Ups, a drop has been dropped. :&
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Offtopic: That wasn't what I meant. Well, kind of. An alien of the same type as Rubra needs all the blood that he/she has. When a transfusion is made, it is almost impossible for the one that gave the blood to the other, to survive.
(in alien cases)
On topic: Rubio was spying her sister and he didn't know what to do, should he stop her sister or just keep watching?
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he grabbed a small baton and knocked her sister before she could endanger herself,he then grabbed the syringes and transfused his own blood towards Jake body.Rubio perished by showing all his love to her sister
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Jake woke up a few hours later and couldn't remember anything but he decided to wake up the girl who was sleeping next to him: Rubra.
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Rubra awoke and found that her love was back at the cost of her brother's life,will she smile or weep?.She hadnt done anything yet when 2 policemen arrived
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The two policemen asked what was going on but both of our "heroes" remained in silence.
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But the police saw Rubio dead body and took the couple to prison...
Offtopic: Is it just me or Rubra gets hit a lot on the head?! LoL
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In prison they meet a monster called Natas,he knew a way to escape the prison but it was gonna cost Rubra "some of her purity"
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Rubra refused, and she managed to escape herself, without help.
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But Jake was unable to do it, so Rubra had to think of a way to held her loved one.
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Jake talked to Natas and he said that he was bluffing to get Rubra's "purity", now Jake needed to think wisely to get away from the prision.
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Every afternoon Jake began to dig using some tools he stole from the kitchen
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Like a thousand spoons.
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After some time the guards where getting suspicious... because they where missing all the kitchen spoons... and started inspecting all prison cells...
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Jake hide the spoons in the disgusting - rotten toilet (really disgusting!) just before the guards came in, in his cell, because he knew that the guards won't search in a toilet who is in that condition.
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But they found jake's hole.
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Offtopic: That sounds so bad... "Jaske's hole..." XD
But at that moment the wall of Jake cell exploded... and behind the smoke come out Rubra armed with a rocket launcher and a machine gun...
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Offtopic: I know, but what can we do?
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More guards appeared, and rubra totaled them all!
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General Alumxander came with his tank to stop the intruders
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But Rubra tossed a grenade into the little hole of the tank, making it blow up inside and kill everyone there.
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Offtopic: Wow! Too much violence but I like it. ;D
Ontopic: Jake thanked Rubra, but he still couldn't remember her, though.
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anyway, jake saw alum unconscious and kicked him in the balls, and with a butter knife, copped them, and did one port-key.
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by doing that,jake lost his eyesight
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and alum found a new set of balls.
anyway, it was his golf balls, not the reproductive ones, you pervs :P
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Jake and Rubra escaped towards another planet,some days later they noticed the whole planet's water was not exactly H20 as in water but blood (Hemoglobyn 2 Oxygen),they tried to play along and drank too,will they become "vampires"?
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I don't think so.
Cannibals, maybe.
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To Rubra, nothing happened but to Jake, his memmory returned.
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After one month in that strange planet, they decided to return to Rubra's home planet and start arranging their marriage.
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Rubio, Rubra's brother was meant to be their best man, but now that he's dead, they needed to find another one.
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So, where to search for one trustworthy man?
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Jake suggested they could ask the owner of Maison Ikkoku since he gave jake and rubra a job back in Japan
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the rehersal wedding was interrupted by the police force that was after Jake
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The cops interrogated them and Maison Ikkoku's owner gave Jake and Rubra a help saying that "Tyrone, the Slag" was the man that they were looking for because he had robbed and killed before and the cops were already looking for him.
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They believed him and left the wedding practice,the real wedding will come in about 4 days.The Maison Ikkoku owner gave Jake a bachelor party in the inn
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A red haired, blond haired and a brunette girls stripped in front of Jake while Rubra was watching the whole thing from a tiny window and the Maison Ikkooku's owner saw her and tried to explain to her it was a Earth-tradition.
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But then a guy dressed as a ninja appeared and took the 3 girls with him... ending the bachelor party... as the ninja passed by the owner and Rubra... she winked at him as if she planned it...
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The rest of the guys were so angry with the ninja that they started to pursue him inda forest,they didnt know he had prepared the forest to be a giant death-trap
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When they were in the middle of the forest, the masked ninja took off his mask and he revealed himself: he was Rubio. (In Rubra's alien specie, each alien has 3 lifes, it was life number one for him)
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Rubio trapped them all and would only free them if they had a bachelor party without strippers,they had to accept his offer
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After that Jake started to laugh... the situation made him remember an old comic book he loved called Deathmatch... Where everyone would constantly come back to life...
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They accepted the offer and everything seemed well, except one thing: now that Rubio was alive and Maison Ikkoku's owner doesn't want to loose his space in the wedding, who is going to be the best man?
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Rubio allowed the MI owner to be the best man,but rubio will be the one that presents Rubra to the altar
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But when Rubra's father knew, he was really, really mad.
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Rubio challenged his father to a light-saber duel
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His father wasn't in a good shape so, Rubio won quite easily.
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But then, as family tradition, he need to fight his uncle too.
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Rubio´s uncle wasnt on earth,his work as a bounty hunter had him working on the Black Galaxy,Rubio then had to take a spaceship towards such area
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Rubio's uncle, McCutcheon, was way bigger and stronger than Rubio but strenght and size aren't everything...
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Rubio met defeat after a long battle,he had lost his right to usher his sister to the altar,however his unlce McCutcheon gave him permisson to be the best man since McCutcheon wasnt so attached to Rubra as Rubio is
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the wedding day came but Jake couldnt be found,he was kidnapped by Osama Bin Laden
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Offtopic: xD
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Offtopic: Ok another Alumxander stupid moment.
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Offtopic: true
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Bin Laden revealed himself as Ekaj from da Bizarro Dimension,he was so angry with Jake's coming happiness that he decided to kidnap him and marry Rubra
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Of course, Rubra didn't agree to that...
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So Ekaj in response joined up his men and decided to make a war against one man...Jake
Offtopic: isn't the cycle going over again ???
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But Friends never leave their Friends alone so, Jake fought with the help of Rubra, Rubio, their parents and the Maison Ikoku's owner against Ekaj.
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The Battle was titanic yet the forces of good prevailed,after some days Rubra and Jake got married
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But there wasn't the end of problems for Jake... Jake and Rubra needed to have a baby so their marriage could be completed.
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it wasn't a really big deal making it, but the problem, was that Rubra always aborted when she was pregnant.
Was it one old curse?
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Her family needed to know. Rubra's father and Rubio searched throught the "UFOnet" (Internet of the people living in the Space)for the answer.
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They found out that prior to Rubra's birth,a radioactive comet passed near their planet and thus leaving rubra incapable of having children in the future,there was no cure known...at least not in the Milky Way galaxy
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but, far far away, someone with a higher amount of technologies, was watching it, and decided to give a hand...
But was it a hand for good, or for evil? few weeks, they received one anonymous note, to be in the tio Shwapin Gupang Tung galaxy
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Dr. Alumxander would try to cure Rubra infertility
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But Dr. Alumxander have evil intentions so Rubra fled from Alumxander's clinic and beginning to search for another.
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They went to a more professional clinic where they told rubra that although the operation would cure her from been sterile,it could also turn her into an old woman during 1 year
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Rubra had to try...
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Fortunently, 5 minutes before the operation, the doctor said that wasn't true and while Rubra was being operated, he explained to Jack that that was a way to calm down pacients before the operation by relieving tension.
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Jake was confused by that "particular way of relax" but pay not mind to that,only thing that mattered to him was Rubra.After several hours,the operation ended with success
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And Rubra was still as young as she was before, which left Jake very happy indeed.
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But Rubra was still weak due to the operation and she needed to be pregant before the next nigh with full moon, wich was in three days.
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However,Jake was feeling kinda akward,could it be that after so many adventures,he thinks he shouldnt father a child in such bizarre world?
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Yes
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he asked rubra to give him a divorce
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Rubra knew he was acting under stress and she was able to calm him down.
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Jake quickly forgot the silly idea of getting divorced.
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And finish giving Rubra a romantic kiss.
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Another day has passed and no pregnancy, if this continues like this the marriage will be over by the King of Rubra's planet.
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It appears that humans cannot impregnate Rubra's race,so the King offered a way to solve this : manipulate Jake's genetic code so he becomes an oni
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But it could be a dangerous procedure.
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So she decided to go back in time, before Jake was born, to change his genes, so she went away.
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Offtopic: We should make an anime out of this. xD
However, when Rubra found Jake's mother, she was pregnang but she wouldn't accept to change her son's genes, because she didn't even know Rubra.
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Put yourself in Jake's mom place: Would you let some weird girl you didn't knew change your son's genes? Yeah, that's what she thought.
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Rubra decided to modify Jake's genetic code not on his childhood but on his puberty days,another trip around time was made
Offtopic: I agree,kroptik,we should make an anime out of this
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When she found Jake's teenager form she found out he had a girlfriend and got very pissed off.
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Rubra spoted Jake's girlfriend when she was alone and knocked her out.Rubra then assumed her identity to lure Jake
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But Rubra didn't know how to act like Jake's future ex, so it was going to be a confusing day for Jake and Rubra.
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Jake noticed "his girlfriend" odd behavior as well as what seemed to be a pair of horns
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Rubra had to think of something to cover her pair of horns so she put on a couple of bunnie ears.
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oh!! no those bunny ears are haunted now she has severe brain damage!!
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"Rubra" fainted and Jake took her to the Hospital, where Doctors found out that she wasn't human.
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she had, indeed one DNA mix of oni with human, and venusians crossed with neptunians.
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So, the Doctors tested "Rubra's" parents to find out what was her problem and a cure for her.
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but the tests weren't conclusive. still, they found one little mark om "Rubra's" neck, a very small one (less than 1mm), that never closed.
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The doctors decided that Rubra had to be studied by some NASA scientists and tried to sedate her but she evaded capture and sneaked inside Jake home
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Jake found her and he agreed to protect her from NASA's mad scientists.
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but another danger approaches, the ESA (the european nasa) scientists want to study her
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Now, instead of 1 huge group of scientists, she had two groups of scientists to avoid.
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Rubra eluded capture by hiding beneath Japan's sewers;she subdued the young Jake and practiced the DNA alteration procedure on him . All she needed to do was to return to her own timeline
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But she didn't have her time machine anymore, because she dropped it in the sewer water one day.
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She had to stole one bike,a pentium 4 computer,some wires,some n64 cartridges and a clock to built her time machine .It was primitive but it was her only way back
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Stealing a bike was a piece of cake for our 2nd favourite alien but what about the other items?
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She entered the warehouse of EBay to obtain such items ; she had brought young Jake with her by convincing him that she had won an internet contest
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still, jake was dubious... the warehouse looked more like a terrorist house...
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He accidentally stepped in a trap and activated a giant Robot Osama Bin Laden (yep,they got them at EBay)
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but, since it was made in iran, it was malfunctioning, and started to drop his pieces everywhere
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Jake was nearly crushed by the robot falling pieces,he fainted due to almost dying.It was during this that Rubra gathered all the material needed when ...
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... the guards of the Terrorist Warehouse came.
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someone spank them! yelled one voice in the background
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The Terrorists guards heard the voice coming from a little brown boxe, inside was a scared little boy named Ahmed.
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Ahmed seemed to be scared but suddenly he moved swiftly and stole one of the guards' shotguns,he revealed himself as a hitman paid to blow up the warehouse
Posted on: January 23, 2008, 12:09:49 AM
14 years have passed after such bizarre accident.Jake and Rubra finally overcame all their obstacles and managed to form a family with 3 children.One of them,named Avia,decided to make her parents a gift for their anniversary and went to the forest to meditate on it,there she found a fallen UFO from planet Tecas
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From the crash comes a heavily bruised girl. When Avia goes help her, she says her name is Iridia.
Offtopic: Info (http://www.lum-chan.com/index.php?topic=611.msg16025#msg16025)
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Avia takes Iridia with her to seek medical aid,they didnt noticed they were been followed by some robots
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the robots started running away because pumpkins started falling from the sky
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but it was one old folk ship, one folk that call himself, "a lover, no more a warrior"
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That looked more like a huge fan of Halloween or just a bad prankster, his real name was Yovan but if he heard his name he would go mad and pull out the worst prank ever.
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Offtopic: WTF?! Where do you get those names from??? ;D
Avia, Iridia, Ahmed now Yovan...
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Yovan wanted to pull the greatest joke ever but he needed an alien formula known as the Anti-Life Equation to do so,and he knew that Iridia was the key to gain such formula
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Offtopic: lets bump this shall we?
on his search for alien formula in Iridia, he found some named Sikh who would help him under one condition, that Yovan would have to walk barefoot in a mine field
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Pst... pst... hey Yovan... Iridia is a character/person... not a planet/place... ;D
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I have to pay more attention to previous posts ROFL :laugh:
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...mmmmmmmaybe Iridia is carrying the formula "inside" herself ... ummm ... some way or other ....?
(okay -- all those who just thought something pervy, raise your hand!)
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Don't you dare perv on my little sister!! D:<
(I don't think everyone will understand that one. ;D)
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(so ... you thought of something pervy, Kroptik?)
(And your very own little sister, too! You ... PERV!!!!)
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I was going to say something pervy... but then again I just went on topic... for once... ;D
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So, Yovan decided to walk barefoot in a mine field but when Iridia saw Yovan taking of his shoes and socks, Iridia threw up the formula. ;D
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(Threw up as in puked? Ew x.X)
Unfortunently, when Yovan ran towards her, he stepped on a mine and the explosion warped him into another dimension.
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(yeah, puked because it was inside her LoL)
To keep up with Yovan, she ran to the mine and got warped but didn't find Yovan.