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Title: THE SOLITUDE OF PRIME NUMBERS
Post by: GiovaneDinamitardo on October 26, 2010, 06:12:39 PM
URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON (http://www.lum-chan.com/index.php?topic=993.0)[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga).

"THE SOLITUDE OF PRIME NUMBERS" [/size]

SINGLE CHAPTER


Tomobiki's High School.... [ehm] ... I don't remember when this one happened but...

... that day (as usual) the 2-4 class was going through a "relaxing" morning: no one had nothing to fear something, because "the beast" was already devouring

his victim.

IN FACT...

[Hanawa-sensi, with clear voice] Chibi, give me the definition of "prime number"
[Chibi, so sad] Oh well.... [large sigh]... I AM A PRIME NUMBER !!!

That strange response burst with the force of a loud firecracker: everyone stopped talking to hear the following.

[Hanawa-sensei, blinking his eyes] N.. Nan-da ?

[Chibi, same voice] Prime numbers are the beings most alone of the universe: they are part of an infinite family but can be divided (without giving any rest) only by themselves, so they are doomed to stay single forever.

But not everyone has the same fate: 2, 3, 5, 7 are commonly used in mathematical operations but others, against their will, never will be.

Be sincere: have you never used the 4999?

Yet he exists and is so close to happiness.

But how hard do, will never reach the 5000, that joy that can be divided and shared among many issues: it can only look closely but doesn't comfort him, rather than it remember him of having been damned (for all eternity) to stay alone.



THE POINT IS THAT.. [sigh].... that... [sigh] I AM THE 4999 !!!!



Nobody was able to hold back his feeling.

IN FACT...

[Hanawa-sensei, crying so much] WAHAAAAAAAAAAAH, I SHOULD NEVER GET TO YOU THIS QUESTIOOOOOOOOOON !!!! WAHAAAAAAAAAAAH !!

A moment later all the girls of the class run to met him!

[SAKURA, so worried] Chibi, why do not you ever say anything about your mood?
[RAN, with worried sweet voice] I never imagined that you were so sensitive !
[RYUNOSUKE, so worried too] I've never thought to learn from a man such this sweetness !!
[SHINOBU, so worried too] How can I make you understand that you're wrong? Is there anything I can do to really make you happy?
[LAMU', SO WORRIED] WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A DATE WITH ME TOMORROW ?!? JUST TO FEEL BETTER A BIT ?!?




DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN !!!!!!!!


POW !!!


The alarm clock that Chibi kept bedside his bed was really funny: looked like a big tennis ball and to turn off it must hurl against the wall !

That day he took more force than usual.

[Chibi, so angry] YOU DAMNED !!! YOU'VE RUINED A WONDERFUL DREAM !!!

He stood up...

... had a shower...

... ate a tasteless breakfast...

... and then, from his new apartment (where he lived for some time, literally ran away from a family situation untenable) went down the street to take the

metro that would have accompanied (and crushed!) to "work".

IGNORED FROM EVERYBODY !!

It was only a body added to another 10 million living beings.

... AND THAT WAS "SUCCESS" ??

Mmmmmmmmh...

When, over a year ago, Lamù announced (with joy) to all that a big major engaged all of them, Chibi, Perma and Kakugari imagine all of the same things: fame

...

... popularity...

... (a lot of money, of course)...

... and, above all, many girls who idolized them.

After so much time in Chibi not all adds up.

Excluding the two "super wonderful sisters" (beloved by all men as if they were two goddesses) as well as Ataru (who knew how to "meet" women's preferences) both Perma and Kakugari had a fair number of fans.

WHAT ABOUT HIM?!?

"Oh, so you're the UYTRIBE's keyboardist ? Well, looked taller on TV"!



<<MUCH BUZZ>> !!!




But, above all in those days, people would have been spared much less to someone like him.



IN FACT...



... TOKYO WAS FACING A FAR WORSE TROUBLE !!




Not even his friends were insensitive and, during the lunch break, browsing with their mobiles...

[Perma, so worried] So ?!?
[Kakugari, so nervous] HE STRUCK AGAIN, KILLING ANOTHER GIRL !!
[Sham Poo, so worried] Sissy why you'Le cLying ?
[Lamù, crying so much] Have.. [sigh] .. have you read ? [sigh] SHE HAD TO MARRY NEXT SUMMER !!! WAHAAAAAAAH !!!
[Perma, blinking his eyes] Ataru, what do you think about ?
[ATARU, FURIOUS] THE ONES WHO KILLS WOMEN DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE !! If I had in my hands I'd make ground beef!!
[Kakugari, with strange voice] Sham Poo, I feel you troubled.
[Sham Poo, with strange voice] Well, the point is that... yesteLday evening, coming back home, I noticed that the stLeetlights went out of my way suddenly and... [now so embarassed] WELL, I WAS AFlAID !!

HEARING THAT WORDS, A RED LED MEANING "SEX" TURNED INTO THE MIND OF ATARU!

HE DROPPED IMMEDIATELY ON HIS KNEES IN FRONT OF HER...

.. took her hand gently ...

... AND ...

[Ataru, with hot voice] Oh, Sham Poo, don't worry: I WILL PROTECT YOU FOREVER, EVEN AT COST OF LIVING !
[LAMU', GETTING NERVOUS] D-A-R-L-I-N-G, why_you_don't_think_to_protect_me_too ?!?
[Ataru, with silly voice] YOU DON'T NEED PROTECTION !


VOLTS !!!

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAP !!!



[LAMU', FURIOUS] YOU DAMNEEEEEEEEED !!! YOU REALLY LET ME PREY OF A SERIAL KILLERRRRRRRRRRRRR ?!?
[Ataru, screaming lost in pain] AAAAAAAAAAARGH !! I did not mean that! You can fly, you know how to protect yourself, you..... HEY, ARE YOU LISTENING TO MEEEEEEEE ?!?

[Kakugari, with curious voice] Chibi, where are you going ? We still have so much work to do.
[Chibi, so depressed] Someone is interested in my opinion ?

And walked away from the room.

[Perma, rather whispering] He took it bad, right ?
[Kakugari, so worried] I've never seen him so depressed !!

The release date of their new album (entitled "Sister Angel, Sister Demon [/color][/size]") was fast approaching and yet

continually sprouted countless details to be treated.

A few days before Chibi had the (bad) idea to show all his discontent about his place on stage: about his thought, had been relegated to a position "too marginal" and wanted to renegotiate the entire choreography.

The result was a furious quarrel between all members of UYTRIBE: nobody wanted to give up its share of visibility!

To nip in the bud everything all the production decided to intervene punishing the weak link in the chain.

IN FACT...

... Chibi was called aside and threatened to throw him out if he combined another mess: "we've thousands guys who are queuing up to get your spot, if this work is no more good for you we'll choose someone else <<kinder>>" they said.



Once outside, Chibi wandered longly (aimlessly) through the streets of Tokyo, heedless of everything.

But he stopped in front of a music store: a beautiful piano caught his attention.

He entered inside ...

... bought some CDs and a few score, taken at random ...

... and...

... OOPS !

Just in front of the cashier saw that had forgotten his wallet at home.

"What a stupid way to inaugurate the new credit card", was his thought: "using it for a few yen."

He signed the receipt with indifference and finally was able to stay close to the piano...

... caressed with his fingers the keys made of ebony and ivory ....

.... and, almost hypnotized, began to play several tunes.

This has not been noticed more than anything (not even the strange turmoil that reigned outside the shop): it was true, only the music could console him.

BUT WHEN STOPPED PLAYING ....


[A SWEET GENTLE VOICE] PLEASE, CONTINUE TO PLAY !!!

HEARING THAT "SOUND", CHIBI TURNED HIS HEAD...

... AND ....


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH !!!

A GIRL WAS THERE, AT HIS SIDE !!!


She was not high but its proportions were almost perfect, was wearing a light blouse, a short skirt, a pair of delicate shoes and a littlel bag (from which

hung a stuffed animal funny): her hair (smooth, light brown) were long just below her shoulders and her dark eyes were soft and deep at the same time; a fragile fragrance envelopped her nicely.

[Chibi, with trembling voice] Y.... you were listening to me ?
[XX, same voice] Yes !! You were very good !!! YOU KNOW HOW TO VIBRATE THE SOUL WHEN YOU PLAY !!!

Chibi struggled to remain normal, but inside him, was trembling with fear is that of joy and prayed to God that that moment was not a dream...

... because is was coming true what he had always wanted: a girl was getting in love with him hearing him playing !

[Chibi, same voice] M... my name is... is...
[XX, same voice] MINE IS MIDORI !!!
[Chibi, now with HOT voice] W... woooow, s.. so sweet !! My name is Ch.. [ehm].... AKIRA !!
[Midori, so excited] WOOOOOOOW, LIKE THE PROTAGONIST OF OTOMO KATSUHIRO'S MASTERPIECE ?!?



SHOCK !!!



[Akira, so pissed] gh.. gh.. gh... Y.. YES, SURE !!

"Th.. truthfully, when I was born, my parents gave me this name in homage to master Kurosawa" was his thought.

[Midori, back sweet] The music you were playing was romantic and sad at the same time but I don't know his title.
[Akira, back with hot voice] It was Debussy, "Clair de Lune (http://www.youtube.comwatch?v=LlvUepMa31o#)"
[Midori, same voice] Simply wonderful !!
[Akira, now with strange voice] OH, WELL: I CAN PLAY ALSO SOMETHING VIBRANT

AND BEGUN TO PLAY A NOTORIOUS SONG (http://www.youtube.comwatch?v=juLRqSV45vo#) !!

[Midori, with a great smile] WooooooW: I like Mozart !! [now with HOT voice] THE UNIVERSE FIND SPACE INSIDE OF YOU !!!

"OH MY GoooooD" was the thought of Akira, "SHE'S REALLY GETTING IN LOVE WITH MEEEEE !!!! Damn, what I'd have to do ?


SUDDENLY....


... AN INSPIRATION !!!


[AKIRA, WITH CLEAR VOICE] LOOK: THIS EVENING I WANNA DRIVE YOU TO ENJOY THE CITY !!![/color]


Life has never been so beautiful like that day !!

A good ice cream ...

... sitting in the park under the shade of a tree ...

... a flower in the mouth can serve: everything seems more cheerful ...

.... many points in common: hatred for the spiders, the pleasure for sushi and takoyaki, the love for Chopin and Puccini but also appreciate the rock of Muse as well as U2 or Beat Crusades, to love the poetry of a poet distant and alien like Dante Alighieri ....

... (well, in this case Chibi lied: when the teachers talked about him at school several times was dozing).

The day was dying slowly but not life ...

... and Tokyo, with the arrival of the night, did his part turning its colorful lights, coloring all the walls, houses, alleys and buildings (because souls love the colors).

A funny, messy dinner ...

... running like an hell with eyes closed at night to see if it's so hard to die ...

[Midori, giggling] YOU CAN CALL THEM, IF YOU WILL, EMOTIONS !!![/color]

Covering with some ground a little plant, hoping that, one day, it will become a red rose...

...going with the look up the hill to find out where the sun went to sleep
...

[Akira, wondering] WHY WHEN THE SADNESS FALLS IN THE HEART, AS THE SNOW DOESN'T MAKE NOISE ?[/color]



And then hands that come together ...


..... skim ....


.... and, finally, shake!


[Midori, with genlte voice] So you're living here all alone ?
[Akira, so shy] W.. well [large sigh] My parents do nothing but fight. I could not stand more, I literally ran away from home. But where do you live?

Midori took his mobile phone and turned the GPS, because she had never been in that part of town and didn't know how to orientate herself.

[Midori, now so troubled] Oh well, almost the opposite: I think I will take all night to get home.

HEARING THOSE WORDS, CHIBI TOOK A GREAT BREATH....


... AND ...


[AKIRA, UNBREATHING] W... WHY DON'T YOU COME UP WITH ME ?!?


...

His apartment was on the ninth floor of a skyscraper.

They entered..

... AND ...


SHOCK !!!



Midori turned instinctively behind her to see where it was the projector but found nothing.



[Akira, with clear voice] You are surprised, right? No, there is any projector: the writing on the wall I painted it myself. It looks like a slide, right?

[Midori, so touched] R... really cool !! But what is it?
[Akira, same voice] It's the lyrics of a song I wrote a long ago (but nobody will never record it), I dedicated it to the girl I've always loved but she has never even looked at me.

"I had written for Lamù", was his thought.

[Midori, with trembling voice]... "and with my hands, my love
 with my hand I'll hold you
and without saying no words
 in my heart I will take you
and I won't be afraid if I am not as good as you want
 but we'll fly to heaven in the flesh
and we'll not return ...
 and without hunger and without thirst
and without wings and without wind
 we will fly away" !!
[/i]


[MIDORI, RATHER CRYING] AKIRA, HOW CAN A SMALL CHEST LIKE YOUR INCLUDE A HEART SO BIG ?




If someone had found himself under the sofa of living would have seen the feet of Akira approaching those of Midori ...

... she standed on tiptoes ...

... remained along.

The blouse of Midori was the first to fall on the carpet ...

... Akira's pants sag shortly after it ...

... (then fell to the ground <<much more>>) ...

.... but when two souls want to merge into one being don't need anything but to feel that the other wants to give himself with the same intensity with which

you give yourself to her !

...
...

After a long time she woke up (they were still lying, naked, on the bed)

[Midori, so surprised] Hey, are you still awake?
[Akira, with HOT voice] I was afraid you were an angel and that should come back to heaven, I wouldn't let you go!
[Midori, after a great sigh] Oh, my little big heart ...

... and again it was no longer possible to distinguish whether there were two beings or one.

...
...

When Akira woke Midori was no longer there but, instead, there was a written paper where had left her address and phone number.

Distraught, Chibi put the whole house upside down until found a phone.

Nervously dialed the number ...

... but he calmed down when Midori answered after a few rings!

...
...

That day, in studies where rehearsals were held, something happened that, thereafter, was part of music history: the 2 "super wonderful sisters" had convinced the production to give a further chance to Chibi to show what he could do but was given them a unique opportunity.

Well, something magical hung in the air: it was good that someone was recording it all, because that performance could become truly a masterpiece!

.. AND ALL THANKS TO AKIRA !!!

[Sham Poo, so joyful] CongLatulations Chibi, I felt that you were giving more than your maximum when you played.
[Lamù, so surprised] You look totally transformed from yesterday!
[Kakugari, with a great smile] I tell you why: OUR LITTLE ONE HAS A DATE TONIGHT !!

... AND HUGGED HIM SO STRICTLY !!!

[Chibi, very annoyed] H.. HEY, HEY: QUIT !! QUIIIIIT !!! YOU MAKE ME HUUUUURT !!
[Kakugari, so curious]Come on, do not be so shy: what kind of girl is she? Is rich and noble?
[Perma, so curious] Or is it a fruit peripheral?
[Kakugari, still curious] Hey, tell us about her for a moment ...
[Perma, still curious]... if not, what are friends for ?



[ATARU] TITS AND ASS ?!?



VOLTS !!!

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!!




[LAMU', FURIOUS] YOU DAMNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED !!! YOU JUST CANNOT BE SERIOUS FOR ALMOST ONE MOMEEEEEEEEEEEENT ?!?

[Sham Poo, so curious too] Don't mind about them, tell us something about heL: she's sweet ?
[Lamù, now so curious too] She's cool ?
[Sham Poo] She's sensibile ?
[Lamù] She's inttelligent ?
[Sham Poo] She's tLendy ?
[Lamù] She's sexy ?

[SHAM POO, NOW WHISPERING] WHAT SIZE OF BlA SHE WEAlS ?
[LAMU', WHISPERING TOO] WHAT SIZE OF PANTIES SHE WEARS ?



[ATARU, RISING FROM THE ASHES, CARBONIZED AND FURIOUS] HEY, THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS ASKING "TITS AND ASS" ?!?

...
...

About this one his friends were right: that night Chibi had a date.

The place was definitely unusual: the second bridge linking the northern districts of Yachiyochuo and Murakami.

A sparsely attended place.

"Maybe I Midori is preparing a romantic evening," was the thought of Chibi.



WHEN, SUDDENLY.....

[XX, LOST IN PANIC] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!

.... A SCARY SCREAM RIPPED THE NIGHT !!!


[CHIMI, SO SCARED] OH MY GOD, MIDORIIIIIIIIIIII !!!

A DESPERATE RACE....


... TO LATE !!


Someone on the edge of the river, hidden in the shadows, launched a powerful blow with something that looked like a knife ...

... AND A WELL KNOWN PROFILE TOOK TWO STEPS BACK BACK ...

.... fell into the water ...



... AND DIDN'T EMERGE NEVER AGAIN '!


[CHIBI, SCREAMING OUT OF HIS SOUL] MIDORIIIIIIIIII ! nOOOOOOOO !!




Without any fear, the serial killer took a step forward ...

... and threw the knife at Chibi.


Just an instinctive movement saved him: the weapon hit him between the eye and the ear ....

... but the anger was mounting in the soul of Chibi was so powerful that he not even noticed nor the pain nor the blood that he lost ...

... and rushed to meet the murder !!


[CHIBI, SCREAMING OUT OF HIS SOUL] YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD !!!

The serial killer was caught almost by surprise: he didn't expect such a reaction ...

... few seconds after Chibi was upon him.


Although it was dark he could see how was dressed: had a very tight black leggings (but it was clear that under had to have another dress) and a collant to hide his face.

The tip of another knife, contested by both, now dancing before the eyes of Chibi, but it did not feel nor pain nor fear ....

.... so strong was the desire to kill someone who had just ripped the supreme happiness!



[AKIRA, GROANING WITH WRATH] YOU DAMNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED !!!



TCHING !!!




After a furious struggle the knife fell into the water ...

... and the serial killer began to run away

Chibi tried to run after him.



Now a flurry of thoughts crowding his head ...


Midori ...


Midori dead ...


... his heart was bursting ...


... the desire for revenge ...


... MUSIC ...


... THE FINAL SOLO OF "PRIVATE INVESTIGATONS" BY DIRE STRAITS !!! (http://www.youtube.comwatch?v=fLVFPAzG0Wg#)


The rhythmic tolling of the bass of John Illsley resembled the beating of his heart ...


... the arrhythmic shots of the battery of Pick Withers seemed the noises which, incidentally, felt ...


... the melody of the guitar of Mark Knopfler well summed up his mood ...


... the xylophone of Mike Manieri summarized perfectly the atmosphere of the chase.




SUDDENLY ....


... A DARK ALLEY !!


[CHIBI, SCREAMING] HOLD, IT'S OVER !!!


A SUDDEN MOVE....


... many cases fell upon a Chibi but got up in a moment: his rage was such as to render it insensible to pain.



From the corner of his eye he saw the killer slip into a door of a shabby building.



Chibi opened it slowly ...


... (a sharp squeak) ....


... entered ....



.... total darkness ....





... the sound of a distant siren ...




... the meow of a hidden cat ...






... the sound of broken bottles ...






.... A FATAL CHIP...


.... ANOTHER CHASE...



... AND FINALLY...




[CHIBI, SCREAMING] HOOOOOOOOOOLD, YOU BASTAAAAAAAAAAAARD !!!


A GREAT JUMP....


... A SUDDEN CHIP....

... the serial killer fell on another pile of boxes....



... AND ...



[XX] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!!



WHAT THAT A STRANGE SCREAM !!



Heard that, Chibi felt blood run cold: THE SERIAL KILLER WAS A WOMAN!



Immediately froze twisting her arms behind her back: She struggled but  could not do anything.

With wrath Chibi tore off the shield that hid his face ...


... AND ...




SHOCK !!!

...
...

In a room of the X Tokyo Police Department the commissioner was just carrying out some bureaucratic trappings, nervously typing something on the computer

keyboard.

Once finished he got up ...

.... took a deep and respectful bow before Chibi ....


... AND ...

[Comm., with grave voice] Congratulations my boy, on behalf of the whole city, I offer sincere thanks for what you did.

But Akira, sitting in front of him (with her hands clasped between his legs), barely noticed: he was trying to keep himself in countenance, but could not take it back tears.

[Akira, crying desperately] It.. [sihg] it cannot be [sigh] It cannot be her [sigh]
[Comm., same voice] I'm sorry but you cannot deny the obvious.
[Akira, still crying] An error [sigh] Surely [sniff] surely must be [sigh] a mistake [sniff]..

The Commissioner opened a drawer and pulled out a piece of paper (behind a veil of plastic) and handed it to Chibi.

[Comm., same voice] You recognize it, right?
[Akira, so surprised] W.. what is this ?


[Comm, same voice]This is your receipt that you signed the other day when you bought the CD!

IT WAS ON THAT GIRL!



The past day we stopped her but we were unable to hold her and you know why?


SHE "WAVED" UNDER OUR NOSE THAT TICKET (WITH STRONG), SHOWING DATE AND TIME OF PAYMENT! "I WAS DOING SHOPPING WHEN SOMEONE KILLED THAT GIRL" WE SAID!


HEARING THAT WORDS, AKIRA HAD ANOTHER HEART ATTACK !!!


[Akira, crying] Th... that's impossible !! That's no true !! [NOW SCREAMING]THERE SURELY MUST BE A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY !!

[now screaming out of his soul] IT CANNOT BE MIDORI THE SERIAL KILLER !!




[Comm., same voice]I don't know what happened between you and her but I can only make a guess: the other day that girl must have felt really trapped, but suddenly, she noticed you in that store.

What has happened since then only you can tell it to me but, in my opinion, this was all a hoax.


SHE JUST WANTET TO HAVE THAT TICKET TO MAKE HER ALIBI REAL !!!


HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE FACT THAT HER NEXT VICTIM WAS SO SIMILAR TO HER ?!?



In my own opinion, SHE JUST WANTED TO GET RID OF THE "BALLAST" !!

In his mind, however, did not take account of your reaction: she thought to kill you with ease but, instead, this time the fish has been transformed into barracuda!



[AKIRA, SCREAMING OUT OF HIS SOUL] IT CANNOT BEEEEEEE! IT CANNOT BEEEEEEE !! MIDORI IS NICE !! MIDORI IS SWEET !!! MIDORI LOVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!



[Comm., same voice] You have to do with it for a reason, my boy.

First of all we found on each victim the DNA of that girl: this is the "smoking gun" that we were looking for.


BUT, ABOVE ALL, HER NAME IS NOT AT ALL "MIDORI" !!


This time was too much !!

Akira fell on the ground, not just the heart attack rather killed him.



He awoke after a long time: it was in the hospital and understood that was Defibrillated, because on his chest there were a pair of large burns.


He stayed some days for observation.


ALONE.


No one knew or noticed him.


Stood there in that corner, ignored by everyone.


Stark naked: no one took care to lead either a slumber or a pair of pants or a simple pair of chopsticks for rice (and, despite himself, shocked all visitors of other patients when he was forced to eat with his hands! ): his companions were so busy these days that they were forced to sleep in the studio while his parents, just in those moments, were destroying a marriage now hopelessly compromised.


No one consoled him: when his tears became annoying for the other patients, a surly nurse gave an injection of valium that made he sleep for a whole day.



Meanwhile ...


... the paper that "Midori" had left to Chibi that night was blown away, now that the characters were written had become totally incomprehensible.

Were staying on only the last four digits of a phone number.



... 4999!
Title: Re: THE SOLITUDE OF PRIME NUMBERS
Post by: ferrango on October 26, 2010, 10:03:13 PM
this is so sad. and great, like all of your stories!