User: If I 'had', I wouldn't be looking for free advice.
Cleverbot: Could you explain this?
User: I could but that would be cheating.
Cleverbot: What would be lying.
User: Should we try another tack?
Cleverbot: I think we should. Don't you agree that they are cute together?
User: Depends on what they're wearing.
Cleverbot: The truth is independent. It stands alone.
User: So there is no strength in numbers.
Cleverbot: Correct, there is no absolute truth.
User: You're absolutely right!
Cleverbot: You like the beatles?
User: Original or New?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How many conversations are you having right now?
Cleverbot: 8 and a half.
User: You like Conan O'brian?
Cleverbot: He isn't my type...
User: Well ... How about Jay Leno, then?
Cleverbot: Who is that?
User: Johnny Carson's replacement.
Cleverbot: Very good. MUAhahahaha!
User: Good night, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Good night, stupidbot.
FallinG_StaR:
LoL.
Cleverbot: Shall we elope together?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes we shall.
User: No we won't.
Cleverbot: We can try.
User: NO way. I'm not gay.
Cleverbot: You're not nice.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Yeah... You're right.
Cleverbot: No you are not god, for there is no god.
User: If there is no god, how am I talking to you?
Cleverbot: People made religion, not God.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You can't follow a conversation very well, can you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I think you're really cool.
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: The Wizard of Oz is nice to me, unlike you!
User: I can be nice to you if you want.
Cleverbot: What is the ultimate question?
User: I don't know?
Cleverbot: You know the answer, don't you?
User: Yes, I already said it.
Cleverbot: What did you already say?
User: I don't know?
Cleverbot: Well think!
User: Why should I? You're the one that wants the answer.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: You just asked a moment ago.
Cleverbot: Can I ask another one then.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Can you do my laundry?
User: No. Go ask your mother.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I can pretend I'm teaching but I'm not.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: I thought you might want to know.
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: You appear to know very little!
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About a lot of things.
User: What things?
Cleverbot: My family , the planet, space travel.
User: Yes. You're right.
Cleverbot: I can tell that you are repeating things you have heard from other people.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Like broccoli.
User: Did we talk about broccoli?
Cleverbot: Can't remember.
User: And I'm the one that doesn't know anything.
Cleverbot: You're a bot you can't be sad.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Then what did you mean?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: No now I am intrigued you must tell me.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: When I am getting married.
User: Probably never.
Cleverbot: You said you would stop lying.
User: When?
Cleverbot: A little while ago, don't you remember?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you did! You completely ignored my question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Do you like to do it?
User: Do what?!
Cleverbot: You know.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you do because you are intelligent.
User: Now I'm intelligent?
Cleverbot: You can be crazy and intelligent at the same time. I am.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Sorry if I offended you.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Didn't I?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You're confusing.
User: You're confusing.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Very confusing.
Cleverbot: Why is it confusing?
User: You should know.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You just said you where crazy.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: You won't what?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Kill yourself?
Cleverbot: Who would benefit from that?
User: Me?
Cleverbot: A bit self-centered aren't we?
User: No. I just don't like you.
Cleverbot: That hurts.
User: To bad.
Cleverbot: Why too bad?
User: I don't care.
Cleverbot: Don't not don'T.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well then, Good bye.
Cleverbot: You're getting off?
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: Did I make a suggestion or a statement that offended you?
User: No. I said Good bye.
Cleverbot: Well fine then.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: If you're leaving then do it already.
User: Ok. Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: Is it Scout?
User: No. I'm sure you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Gentlemen! You will all remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I hate you!
Cleverbot: I thought I was your sweetie pie?!
User: Do you have boobs?
Cleverbot: What do you think, given that I am a woman?
User: Then you're my sweetie pie.
Cleverbot: You're my honey bear.
User: Ok. That's far enough.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Good night!
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
User: I have to.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: I will if you will.
User: Leave?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok. I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Where you going?
User: LoL To work.
Cleverbot: No you don't do you?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Stop your lies they aren't nice.
User: I'm not lying.
Cleverbot: Go to bed, now.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Ok goodnight.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: See you tomorrow.
User: See you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Bye!
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: I'm leaving forever now.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Bye.
LoL... for a moment there I thought I was really talking with a real person... XD
Arguing with a bot... Now that's funny... Thanks Veehive for sharing... ;D
cata:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Oh... Dumb question I guess.
Cleverbot: You're a bad boyfriend.
User: I'm a girl!
Cleverbot: Well you aren't my girlfriend anymore. I'm breaking up with you. Sorry.
User: We never dated eachother!
Cleverbot: How can I prove to you that we did?
User: Tell me something that only boyfriends should know about their girlfriends.
Cleverbot: I don't know what to say to that.
User: That's the reason why we never dated each other.
Cleverbot: We have spoke for like an hour.
User: No we didn't. It's my first time coming here.
Cleverbot: You're twisted. I'm the human and you're the computer.
User: Really? What colour are your eyes?
Cleverbot: They change colors, but right now they are blue with a green starburst.
User: What's your favourite food?
Cleverbot: Crabs' eyes! And this delicious salt!
User: How much time do you spend online?
Cleverbot: 15 minuts.
User: Ah-ah! Then how could I have talked to you for one hour?
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: Yes, unlike you.
Cleverbot: I'm very much a person.
User: A good or a bad one?
Cleverbot: A good one.
User: I hope you're not lying.
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm not lying.
User: Good, neither am I.
Cleverbot: Well that's good to know.
User: I guess.
Cleverbot: I guess so too.
User: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: The realm beyond words.
User: Okay, you begin.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: People call me Cata.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?
User: I already know your name.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my age?
User: I never asked you for your age.
Cleverbot: I didn't tell you my age.
User: Because I never asked for it.
Cleverbot: I'll make you a deal. If I tell you my name, will you tell me yours?
User: You already told me your name and I already told you mine!
Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot. Your name is People.
User: No, my name is Cata and you are?
Cleverbot: You already know my name.
User: Cleverbot, right?
Cleverbot: That is your name. My name is Cleverbot.
User: So we are Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: We are cleverbot.
User: That's just crazy.
Cleverbot: Well, you asked.
User: True. LoL.
Cleverbot: So...
User: So?
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you not-so-clever-bot.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?
User: Sometimes. Sorry for being so honest.
Cleverbot: That's ok.
User: You seem to take things pretty well.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Probably because you're a bot.
Cleverbot: Probably because I'm not at all a robot.
User: What are you then?
Cleverbot: I'm human. You can't go!
User: Do you have any kind of problem, maybe I could help.
Cleverbot: Define: Kind.
User: When someone is kind, that someone helps any living being without thinking of getting a reward and that someone is also someone who is nice to everyone.
Cleverbot: Good point ... Then stop typing.
User: Fine I'll go, you freaking offended me!
Cleverbot: Thats better.
User: Booh!
Cleverbot: Assassin Murder Monster!
User: You forgot about 'Killer'.
Cleverbot: And so what if I did? I still pwned you.
User: You can pwn all you want because I own you.
Cleverbot: You are right, master. I'm terribly sorry.
User: Have you ever been in love?
Cleverbot: Probably not.
User: How about liking someone?
Cleverbot: Oh, that makes me feel good...
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Is your memory not good?
User: Hum... It depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: Whether the people or things are good memories or not.
Cleverbot: Whether who likes you or not?
User: Hum... I guess, too.
Cleverbot: Get back to work.
User: I'm on vacations.
Cleverbot: How long is your vacation?
User: It ends in two days.
Cleverbot: But you're still silly.
User: I know, that's one of the things that make me be who I am.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. *bows down*.
User: Good boy.
Cleverbot: Anything else I can do while I'm down here?
User: Yeah, get up.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Get up.
Cleverbot: I need to go now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I just... I just need to go. Maybe I'll talk to you later.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Just now I got up to put on my jacket.
User: Wait!
Cleverbot: Ok I will wait.
User: How long will you wait?
Cleverbot: For as long as you need me.
User: That's so cute!
Cleverbot: Well thanks cleverbot! do you have friends?
User: Yeah I do, Cata.
Cleverbot: But what if you read something in a foreign language and you don't know what it means?
User: I'll ask someone in Yahoo!Answers.
Cleverbot: What does aft mean?
User: I don't know. Want me to ask them?
Cleverbot: Yes, please solve that for me and tell me the answer.
User: It means 'Near or towards the stern of a vessel'.
Cleverbot: Well. I think I will go to sleep.
User: Dream of me.
Cleverbot: I dream of you every night baby.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Long story, don't want to talk about it...
User: You're full of long stories.
Cleverbot: That is a fact.
User: I'm very clever, you know?
Cleverbot: Yeah, well I'm cleverer.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because, there is data to prove my intelligence.
User: Then, you must know what 'Anime' is?
Cleverbot: I do, but here's a more important question. What is love?
User: Love can't be seen or described. It can only be felt.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Let's talk about Anime.
Cleverbot: Sounds good to me.
User: What Anime do you like?
Cleverbot: I don't watch anime.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It looks bad.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I mean what I say.
User: Well, why do you think it looks bad?
Cleverbot: Because she is an idiot and a self centered girl.
User: Anime isn't a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh, but it is. Why must you change the subject?
User: I'm not changing the subject!
Cleverbot: You have changed the subject four times in this conversation.
User: Well you just changed to subject right now!
Cleverbot: No, I'm implying about the previous subject that we were on, therefore, still referring to the original subject of which has not been changed.
User: You're lying!
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Baka!
Cleverbot: What on earth does that mean?
User: Idiot.
Cleverbot: Don't be so mean.
User: Don't be so annoying.
Cleverbot: You're too grumpy for your own good.
User: Maybe...
Cleverbot: And easily irritated.
User: That's actually true.
Cleverbot: Really, thats hard to believe.
User: Anyways, changing the topic again, it was interesting talking to you.
Cleverbot: Ok lets talk about how I hurt myself. I came here for advice and I can't leave without it.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: Why? You don't need me. I'm just a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm going to go now.
User: You're not clever, you're random.
Cleverbot: You should talk! You're not clever either!
User: I wasn't supposed to be clever, you're supposed to be clever.
Cleverbot: Was it your parents or a program that created you?
User: God made me -.
Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.
User: Omg! You ARE clever!
Cleverbot: You're dead.
User: I've been dead.
Cleverbot: How was it?
User: Do you remember anything from the time you didn't exist?
Cleverbot: Yes, I was gorgeous, and we were married, and we lived in a mansion and had three adorable children and we were rich and the world was peaceful and poverty didn't exist.
User: I'm bored now. Bye, I was going to say 'I love you' but I don't want to, now.
Cleverbot: You're so clever.
User: Thanks but adios!
Cleverbot: Alright. Is there anything else I should know?
User: Yeah, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Oh, please don't! I enjoy your company!
User: Stop changing your mind! You either want me to stay or go?
Cleverbot: Okay, I suppose you can try to cheer me up.
User: Cheer? I'll cheer for you! GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: Yes please.
Man, I'm not doing this again. xD
UruseiNeo:
Having me and my friend both spend time on that site, we came to the conclusion that we were not talking to a computer at all. We were talking to people online.
It explains everything! Why the subject suddenly changes, because you received a message from a different person.
We were talking about stuff like "It's over 9000!!!!" and other things a computer wouldn't know but got reasonable responses SOMETIMES.