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A day on the beach with the old friends is the right occasion for Lamú.....to fall in love with the wrong man.
URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga). HATE ME, EAT ME
Chapter ONE ' <<HOLD ME....>>
Tomobiki, summer
It's an evening of the half of the summer, Ataru and Lamú are into the soundproofed room of their mansion: he's chording his electric guitar, she's holding her bass]
[Lamú, wondering] Darling, I think that you've exagerated to pump so high the effects of my bass... [Ataru, set down to the floor, chording his guitar] Lamú, your riff must overhang the heartbeat and, at the same time, to bore into the soul; remember that it must be continuous until the chorus, when you'll have to play sinlge notes (togheter with the sequencer) [and played some chords on his guitar: they sounded so grinding] [Lamú, screaming] DAAAAAAAARLING, TOO MUCH HIGHS TONES !!! IT SEEMS THAT YOU'RE RIPPING MY BACKBONE !!! [Ataru, now awake] It mean that I've found the right quality of the sound.. .so.....READY....STEADY. ....GO !!!
They begun to play the first notes togheter then Lamú continued with a powerfull bass riff....
[Ataru sing and playing] http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=31bd0bNI-jA&feature=related You don't know how you took it / You just know what you got / Oh Lordy you've been stealing / From the theives and you got caught / In the headlights / Of a stretch car / You're a star / Dressing like your sister / Living like a tart / They don't know what you're doing / Babe, it must be art / You're a headache / In a suitcase / You're a star ..
Oh no, don't be shy / You don't have to go blind... .... HOLD ME, .... THRILL ME, .... KISS ME, .... KILL ME....... [/url] >>
Lamú was so ipnotyzed, both for the sound and for the lyrics: so stranges, so wrongs, so inchoesives........so chilling......
[Ataru, with a little scream] .... AHIO !!! [Lamú, who stopped to play] Darling, what's going on ?!? [Ataru, who stopped to play, licking a finger] I've broken a chord....ehm... [now wondering]... I don't remember where I've put the others...........so, let's see [and throwed on the foor the all the mattern of a chest: they felt down everywhere on the floor] [Lamú, worried] DAAAAAAAARLING, YOU FROWZY !!!
But Lamú was also intrigued by some strange papers felt on the floor: they where full of written and of notes... Since when she explained her idea to Ataru <<to rose him from the ashes of the unemployement>> he was became totally crazy: now he was thinking night and day to that idea (and also praticing so much). Lamú took that papers and started to red them... ... ...AND... ... ...SHE GOT A SWEET, SOFT, SHOCK !!!
THEY WERE LYRICS OF SONGS !! ... ...THEY SEEMED WRITTEN FOR HER !!!
'Daaaaaaaarling', was her thought, 'the awareness of your alter ego has been really beneficial !!'
...BUT WHEN SHE RED MORE CAREFULLY THE LYRICS.........
[Lamú, mumbling] Unless you are.......[mumble]......the only one for me.... [mumble].... I feel you deep inside......[mumble]......I want to [mumble] kiss and......[mumble]......I wanna make lov....... [now screaming, worried] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !!! [NOW ANGRY] DAAAAAAAARLING, WHAT-IS-HIS ? [Ataru, now awake but with trembling voice] ....ehm.... I've thought that we could use it for.....for... [Lamú, still angry] DAAAAAAAAARLING, WHAT IT MEAN 'I WANNA MAKE LOVE WITH YOU ON THE ARMCHAIR OF MY LOUNGE WITH.....WHIT.....<<WITH-THE-REWIND>> ....AND.....<<AND-ALL-SORT-THINGS-LIKE-THAT>> ' ?!? [Ataru, still with trembling voice and a silly nervous smile] ...ehm.... you just have to finish to read. [Lamú, more angry].... 'H...HOW MANY EXPRESSIONS OF ENJOYMENT IN YOUR FACE....I ... I CAN SEE ONLY....[EEEEEEEEEK !!] ...<<I-CAN-SEE-THEM-ONLY IF-I-USE-THE-SLOW-MOTION>> ?!? [Ataru, still with trembling voice] ....gh..gh..gh....gh...I ....I've written this song....thinking of you... just for..... (*) [Lamú, TOP angry] ..AND WHY THE TITLE IS 'SHE'S A SEX BOMB' ?!? [now grabbing and shacking him] LISTEN TO ME: I REFUSE TO....
A provvidential phone call saved Ataru from a great zap.
[Lamú, talking to the cellphone] Hell' ?!?[now joyful] OYUKY, HOW ARE YOU !!! [surprised] What ?!? ...what the fool of run ?!? ...no, I was just <<talking>> to darling about.......[now rather angry] NO, HE'S STILL ALIVE BUT NOT FOR LONG !! [joyful again] ON THE BEACH ?!? WHERE ?!? AND WHEN ?!?........REALLY ?!?
In his mind Ataru did a simple equation....
[Ataru, talking to himself] SUMMER + SUN + HOT + BEACH + SEA = GIRLS, RATHER NAKED GIRLS !!! [Lamú, still talking to the cellphone]... I have to look to my....... [now scared] EEEEEEEEEEK !!
SET IN FRONT OF HER AS A DOG, ATARU WAS YAPPING, WITH ALL THE TOUNGE OUT OF THE MOUTH !!!
[Lamú, now with a rather drunk voice] A...all right Oyuky, we will come with joy !! See you later. [now talking with Ataru, same voice] It was Oyuky: she and Mendo are inviting all the old friends of the school for a weekend on the beach. What about..... [Ataru, TOP HAPPY] BAU !! BAU !! BAU !! ARF !!! ARF !!! ARF !!! ARF !!! BAU !! BAU !! [Lamú, so pissed] A...all right, darling: by the light of your eyes I understand that you agree so much with me.... [Ataru, screaming and jumping of joy, ] YAHOO !!! Thank you, Lamú [and give her a little kiss on the face]
But, in her mind, Lamú was thinking 'YOU'LL SEE, DARLING: YOU'LL SEE WHAT KIND OF SURPRISE !!!' ... ... ... Few days ago a great, luxurious car was riding on the highway to the beach. [All the people inside the car, except of the chaffeur, were wearing light summer colored cloths]
[Ataru, set next to Mendo, with souspicious voice] You really had to keep with you the katana ? [Mendo, set next to Ataru, with serious voice] She's a part of me. [Lamú, set next to Oyuky] Who will come ?!? [Oyuky, set next to Lamú] Well, Titty has invited also Shinobu (who will come with Inaba), Sakura, Tsubame, Ran, Megane, Perma, Kakugari, Chibi.. [Lamú, now with serious voice] What about Benten ? [Oyuky, with sad voice] Nothing of new ! She's still missing [and did a little sigh].
Finally they arrived to their destination... ... ...AND... .... ....JUST ONE SECOND AFTER WENT OFF FROM THE CAR, ATARU BEGUN TO RUN IN THE DIRECTION OF THE BEACH !!!
[Mendo, rather bored] He will never became adult !!! [Oyuky, surprised] Lamú, why you're so relaxed ?!? [Lamú, with a diabolic smile and sadic voice] You'll see, you'll see....
[Ataru, running with a great smile on his face] LADIEEEEEEEEEES !!! LET'S HAVE A DAAAAAAAATE !!! LET'S HAVE A DAAAAAAAATE !!! LET'S HAVE A DAT........[NOW SCARED, SO MUCH SCARED, TOP SCARED] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EK !!
IT WAS INCREDIBLE BUT IT WAS TRUE !!!
[Ataru, freezed in a silly pose, with trembling voice] gh....gh.....gh....gh... ..A.....all right, now I count until 'three' and when I'll say 'three' everything will come back to normal .......ONE.....TWO....TH R.....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !
THEY WERE STILL THERE !!!
THE BEACH WAS FULL OF CLONES OF Lamú !!!
A LARGE NUMBER OF YOUNG GIRLS WERE WEARING THE FAMOUS TABBIED BIKINI AND HAD ALSO TWO LITTLE HORNS ON THEIR HEADS !!
IT WAS SO DIFFICULT, FROM SO FAR, TO DISCERN THEM FROM Lamú !!
[Mendo, watching the scene] Surprising, really surprising !!! [Oyuky, watching the scene too] Lamú, what the... [Lamú, with joyful voice] Incredible, isn't it ?!? That model of my bikini was sold out since this springtime !!! About the little horns...... well, one of my sponsores have had that idea: it sell them for a little price but....... look how many girls are wearing them !!! I have to admit: THIS SUMMER THE LITTLE HORNS ARE SO TRENDY !!! [and giggled] [ATARU, SCREAMIG, SO ANGRY] DAMNED ALIEEEEEEEEEEN !!! IT'S A MESS UP !!!! [joyful voice] HEY, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE OLD FRIENDS ?!? [Ataru, screaming with joyfull voice] SHINOBU !! MY BELOVED SHINOBU !!! HOW LONG !! [and begun to run in her direction]
Shinobu took a great telegraph pole on her hands and.... ... ... POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OW !!! .... ... SMASHED IT ON THE HEAD OF ATARU !!!
[Shinobu, even with joyful voice] ATARU, HOW LONG !! ARE YOU FINE ?!? [Ataru, screwed down to the ground, groaming] J....just few seconds away.....I was....now....I don't know..... [Lamú, with joyful voice] INABA !!! HOW LONG !!! YOU'RE WELCOME !!! [Inabam, rather ashamed, with an hand behind his head] I've got a special permission to rest enough in your dimention to enjoy the sea.... [JOYFUL SWEET VOICE] HELLOOOOOOOOO !!! [ATARU, RISING FROM THE ASHES] RAN-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAN !!!
He started to run to stay so close to her... ... ...but... ... ... WHEN HE WAS SO CLOSE TO HER, RAN POINTED ON ATARU AN HEAVY RPG BAZOOKA (in the middle of his eyes) !!!
[Ran, with angry voice] .... SO THE BLUE PANTS ARE AWFUL ON ME, ISN'T ?!? [Ataru, TOP scared] gh...gh...gh....gh...... .Ran-chan, you won't carry with you that bazooka even on the beach, isn't it ?!? [Oyuky, with joyful voice] Ran-chan, how long: come here !!! [Ran, now with sweet voice, without the bazooka] Hello Oyuky [and huged each others] [Several voices behind Mendo, blinded by several hands]GUESS WHO WE ARE ?!? [Mendo, blinded, with fake gentle voice] Oh.......your hands are so soft... so warm....I think you are...[POOOOOOOW] KAKUGARI [POOOOOOOW] CHIBI [POOOOOOOW] MEGANE [POOOOOOOW] PERMA [everyone was hit by a great hammer on the head] [the stormtroopen, with 4 great lumps] WELCOME SHUTAROOOOOh [and felt down to the ground]
It was a marvellous sunny day of that half of the summer.....
[Now they was having sunbath: everything are wearing bathing suits, Lamú a normal yellow bikini, with thin laces]
[Shinobu, worried] Ataru, you have still a great scar on your head, among your hairs !!! [Ataru, with closed eyes and an hand behind the head] Remember ?!? That day, on Uru Planet...... [Shinobu, still worried] Brrrrrrr...... It was really chilling !! [Lamú, laying on a towel] So what you're doing ?!? [Shinobu] I'm working on an insurrance company: it's so amazing !!! ... and...for the most difficult cases, I can trust on Inaba: HE ALWAYS KNOWS THE FUTURE [and giggled] [Oyuky] And what about you, Ran ? [Ran, sweetly] SOON I WILL OPEN A BAKERY !!! I'M SO EXCITED !!! [Megane] Ataru, what about........ [now surprised] ...?!? Ataru, where are you ?!?
ATARU WAS RUNNING AWAY !!!
[Ataru, running with a large smile] LADIEEEEEEEES !!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEE !!!! [Mendo, so surprised] Lamú, why you are so relaxed ?!?
Lamú awaked slowly.... ... ...AND... .... [Lamú, WITH FAKE SWEET SCARED VOICE] EEEEEEEEEK !!! THE LACE OF MY BRA IS OPENING !!!!
A WHOLE ARMY OF GUY BEGUN TO RUN TO HELP HER !!!
[several male voices, excited] LAMUUUUU', WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE !!! [several male voices, excited] I WANNA HUGE YOOOOOOOOUUUUU !!! [several male voices, excited] I WANNA GET MARRIED WITH YOOOOOOOOUUUU !!! [several male voices, excited] I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOOOUUUUUUUU !!! ... ...BUT... .... ...WHEN THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO HER [and her bra was rathe felt].. ... ... [pow] ONE.......[poow] TWO.......[pooow] THREE.......[poooow] FOUR........[kapooooow] FIVE GREAT CRASHES !!!! ... ....AND ALL THE RABBLE WAS WIPED OUT !!!
[Lamú, with fake sweet voice] DAAAAAAAAARLING, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR HAVING SAVED ME JUST IN TIME !!! [and enlaced again the bra behind her back] [Ataru, breathing so loud, still with a great hammer] [PUFF PUFF] D....DAMNED ALIEN [PUFF PUFF], YOU PUFF] YOU'VE FRAMED ME !!! [Perma] You are really notorious !!! [Lamú, joyful] That's why I've had that idea !! SO, ARE YOU READY ?!? [Chiby, excited] I'M READY !!! SO MUCH READY !! AND EXCITED TOO !!! [Kakugari, excited] I'M OVEREXCITED !!! [Inaba, wondering] ...ehm... Lamú, what about they're talking ?!? [Lamú] Darling, why don't you....... [NOW ANGRY] DAAAAAAARLING, WHERE ARE YOU ?
ONE MORE TIME, ATARU WAS RUNNING AWAY !!!
[Ataru, running with a large smile] LADIEEEEEEEES !!! LET'S HAVE A DAAAAAAATE !!! LET'S HAVE A DAAAAAAATE !!!
[Megane, so surprised] Lamú, why that evil smile on your face ?!?
Lamú awaked slowly.... ... ...AND... .... [Lamú, WITH FAKE SWEET SCARED VOICE] EEEEEEEEEK !!! THE LACE OF MY SLIP IS OPENING !!!!
ANOTHER ARMY OF GUY BEGUN TO RUN TO HELP HER !!!
[several male voices, excited] LAMUUUUU', WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE !!! [several male voices, excited] I WANNA HUGE YOOOOOOOOUUUUU !!! [several male voices, excited] I WANNA GET MARRIED WITH YOOOOOOOOUUUU !!! [several male voices, excited] I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOOOUUUUUUUU !!! ... ...BUT... .... ...WHEN THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO HER [and her slip was rather felt...].. ... ... [pow] ONE.......[poow] TWO.......[pooow] THREE.......[poooow] FOUR........[kapooooow] FIVE GREAT CRASHES !!!! ... ....AND ALL THE RABBLE WAS WIPED OUT !!!
[Lamú, with fake sweet voice] DAAAAAAAAARLING, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR HAVING SAVED ME JUST IN TIME !!! [and enlaced again the slip] [Ataru, breathing so loud, still with a great hammer] [PUFF PUFF] D....DAMNED ALIEN [PUFF PUFF]...W... [NOW ANGRY, TOP ANGRY] WHY DON'T YOU WEAR A DIFFERENT BIKINI ?!? OR A DIFFERENT CLOTH ?!? [Lamú, TOP ANGRY TOO] WHY YOU DON'T STOP TO RUN BEHIND ANY GIRL ?!? [Shinobu, surprised] Lamú, I have to admit: your patience with him is beyond any human limit. [Lamú, still angry] Well, I have to admit too: [passing an hand on her hairs, with closed eyes] sometimes he make me feel so angry, so much angry that....that....that I could kill him...... [NOW WITH SERIOUS VOICE AND EVIL SIGHT] OR........REALLY: SOMETIMES HE MAKES ME FEEL SO ANGRY THAT I HAVE THE DESIRE TO GO TO BED WITH THE FIRST AWESOME GUY THAT I COULD MEET!!
ANOTHER TIME, ANOTHER ARMY OF GUY BEGUN TO RUN TO HELP HER !!!
[several male voices, excited] LAMUUUUU', I AM THE BIGGEST ONE !!! THE BIGGEST ONE AWESOME BOY THAT YOU EVER SEEN !!!
[Ataru, serious] Mendo, please, loan me your katana... [Mendo, serious] Moroboshi, I don't wanna be involved in any omicide... [Ataru, serious] Just trust in me.... [and grabbed the katana]...
SUDDENLY ALL AROUND BECOME DARK !!! ...ONE.. ...TWO... ...THREE CUTS !!! ... ...AND... ... ...when the sunlight comes again Ataru, dropped to his knees, with a signle move, put again the katana into its sleath... ... ...AND... ... ...WITH SEVERAL CUTS, ALL THE SUNBATHING SUITS OF THE GUYS FALL DOWN !!! ...AND THEY DISAPPEAR, SO ASHAMED !!!
[Ataru, waking up] Goemon was my master..........[now with joyful voice] SAKURA SAAAAAAAAAAN [and started to run in her direction] He was still so far when he was held by Tsubame... ...they spoke a little... ...and... .... ATARU GOT WORRIED !!! ...THEN CAME BACK, WITH A STRANGE, SLOW STEP... ...AND.... ... [ATARU, <<SERIOUS>>] Lamú, WHAT ABOUT A WALK TOGHETER ?!? [Lamú, after a great heartattack] gh.....gh.....gh.... [joyful]I'M COMIIIIIIIIIING !!! [and huged him] .. ... Now they were walking on the beach. So lovely. So close. So sweet. Suddenly, a great screaming crowd caught their attention...
[Lamú, surprised] Darling, what's happening over there ?!? [Ataru] I think that somebody is playing beachvolley....... [Lamú, joyful] LET'S GO !!! I WANNA SEE THEM !!! [Ataru, joyful] I'M COMING !!! [now talking to himself] BEACHVOLLEY = GIRLS, LOTS OF GIRLS ALL AROUND WATCHING IT !!!!
In fact, four boys were playing beachvolley. They were so cute. So high. So strong. So powerful. So ables: every ball tossing was so long and so amazing; they were playing really at the maximum level: lots of people were screaming and cheering after any point !!! Suddenly one of them, trying to 'save' a ball, felt down to the ground, in front of Lamú... .... AND, RISING, GAVE HER A GREAT WARMING LOVEBLE SIGHT !!! ... then came back to the match.... [Ataru, bored] All right, Lamú, why don't......
' OOOOOOOOOH !!!! WHAT THE AWESOME GUY !!!!! LOVELY, REALLY LOVELY !!!
ATARU WAS SHOCKED !!!
HE HEARED ONCE AGAIN THE VOICE OF Lamú INSIDE HIS MIND, AS IN THE PAST !! .... IT WAS JUST A FLASH !!! .... ...BUT IT WAS ENOUGH !!!
... HE LOOKED AT HER... ... ...AND... ... ...FOUND HER SO CHANGED !!! ... ...IN JUST ONE SECOND !!! ... ...REALLY: C-H-A-N-G-E-D !!!
Now she was standing so close the border of the field, with an hand sided on the pole of the net and the other on the heart: her eyes were so large, so deep, so sweet..... Watching that 'scene', Ataru huged her gently on the brest.... .... ....AND GOT SHOCKED AGAIN !!!
HER HEARTBEAT WAS SO DEEP, SO FAST, SO STRONG, SO LOUD.... ... .... IT SEEMED THOSE OF THE ONE WHO WAS FELT IN LOVE FOR THE FIRST TIME !!!!
ATARU HAD ANOTHER HEARTATTACK !!!
...AND REMEMBERED THE WORDS THAT SHE SAIED JUST FEW MINUTES AGO: <<SOMETIMES HE MAKES ME FEEL SO ANGRY THAT I HAVE THE DESIRE TO GO TO BED WITH THE FIRST AWESOME GUY THAT I COULD MEET>>
'YOU DAMNED ALIEN', was the thought of Ataru, 'YOU WON'T REALLY DO IT' ?!?
(TO BE CONTINUED)
(*) As usual, Ataru is a liar: this is a song of Vasco Rossi, he has just translated and adapted it !! Posted on: April 08, 2008, 11:34:57 PMA day on the beach with the old friends is the right occasion for Lamú.....to fall in love with the wrong man.
URUSEI YATSURA, THE UNOFFICIAL 10TH SEASON[/b][/color] (click on this link to read the whole plot of this saga). HATE ME, EAT ME
Chapter TWO ' <<THRILL ME....>>
Tomobiki, summer
[It's a wonderful sunny sathurday half of the summer, Ataru and Lamú are on the beach, on the border of a beachvolley field, among a lots of people]
The match of beachvolley was went on and on for a long time, due to bravura the of both the teams. A lots of young gilrs were screaming and cheering on every point... ... ...AND Lamú WAS THE MOST NOISY AND EXCITED !!!
Whatching the scene, a great fire of jelousy was burning inside the soul of Ataru.
'What I would have to do right now?', was his thought, 'o shake her ?!? to ignore her ?!? to be free to do my <<hobby>> ?!?.......so, let's see.........YES, THIS ONE !!!'.
A simple thought was now flashing on his mind.
In fact.... .... ...after few seconds.... .... .... [ATARU, TOP EXCITED, talking with a girl so close to him] CIAO BABY !!! You look so cute: sun glasses and bathing suite !!! BE THE BABY OF MY DREAMS, LIKE THE LADIES ON THE MAGAZINES !!! [Girl, excited too] WOOOOOOOW !!! You are so strange, so wrong, so intriguant.....
THE GIRL SEEMED TO AGREE !!!
'Has gone', was the thought of Ataru: 'now, as usual, she will got angry, so angry, too much angry with me but is too late..... YES, IF SHE'S THINKING THAT CAN BETRAY ME IT MEANS THAT I CAN DO THE SAME WITH HER !!!'
Normally, in this case, Lamú would get so angry and would have begun to charge a great zap....
NOT THIS TIME !!!
Even talking to that girl, Ataru (with the corner of his eye), took a sight to her and....... .... ...GOT SHOCKED ANOTHER TIME !!!
Because the match now was over AND Lamú WAS SO CLOSE TO THE ONE WHO GAVE HER THAT FLAMBING SIGHT !!!
[Lamú, both ashamed and excited, so red in face] Excuse me.... [Boy, drying his sweat on his body with a towel] Yes ?!? [Lamú, same situation] I...I.... I just wanted to congratulate with you for your victory in that match [and blinked her large eyes] [Boy, same situation] Oh, thank you...but...it was just an friendly match. [Lamú, same situation] A... a friendly match ?!? [Boy, same situation] Well, you have to know: we were just praticising... [Lamú, same situation] So.... so you are athletes ?!? [Boy, now standing in front of her, with clear voice] Sure !! We are the <<WAWEs>> [Lamú, same situation, with touched voice] The....the 'WAWEs' ?!? [EDDY, now standing in front of her, with clear voice] Sure !! Here you are: WALTER, AXEL, WILLY AND EDWARD (ME !!!)... but everybody call me Eddy.. [now with grave, sweet voice] ... and you too have to call me Eddy !! And.... what about you? You look really marvellous !!! I feel..... [now wondering]....I feel something of special in you... [now with grave, sweet voice again]... SO YOU MUST HAVE ALSO A SPECIAL, WONDERFUL NAME !!! [Lamú, same situation, with touched voice] Lamú....... just 'Lamú....[and hided, for few seconds, the face behind the long hairs] [EDDY, same situation] Lamú..........EDDY AND Lamú !!! IT SOUNDS GOOD !!! [Lamú, same situation, with touched voice] ... really ?!?
Ataru was now huged to that girl, kissing her so much on the mouth but, even with the corner of his eyes, was 'guarding' the scene. He was fighted: was better continuing to kiss that girl or to came back and have a violent strife with Lamú ?!? In any case, how to be set free from her hug ?!? ....BUT THE GIRL WAS REALLY ORIGINAL !!! [Girl, whispering in his ear] Now I have to go.... [Ataru, surprised, whispering in her ear too] Why ?!? [Girl, whispering] My boyfriend is coming back ......but I wanna see you again....see you later [and disappeared] [Ataru, oddly neutral] Bye bye
He turned the face to Lamú... ... ...AND... ... GOT ANGRY, SO MUCH ANGRY: SHE WAS TALKING SWEETLY WITH THAT GUY !!
'GRRRRRRR' ,was the thought of Ataru, 'ENOUGH IS ENOUGH: NOW I GO THERE AND I DO A BUTCHERY !!!'
But, for almost one time, he suddenly had a better, intelligent idea. He disappeared for a little and when came back found Lamú (finally) all alone, so he approciated to her gently and.... .... .....[.....'AND' ?!? .....] ..... .... .... [ehm].... .... [Ataru, TOP surprised] Lamú.....you.....you really don't note anything ?!? [Lamú, surprised too] What I have to note ?!? [Ataru, surprised and shocked at the same time] Lamú....do you know what's on your head ?!? [Lamú, even surprised] Eh?!?
She touched her head... ... ...AND... .... ...NOW SHE WAS WEARING A NICE YELLOW CAP !!!
IT WAS A GIFT FROM ATARU !!!
Normally, she would have did a great jump in the air (maybe with a large scream) and also would have huged him so much (it was notorious that, about gifts, Ataru was <<so cheap>> with everybody, specially with her)... ... ...NOT THIS TIME !!!
[Lamú, still surprised] How I've got this funny cap ?!? [Ataru, so churmed, with trembling voice] I'VE JUST PUT IT ON YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW ! [Lamú, still surprised] Is the truth ?!? [Ataru, now so much nervous] IS A GIFT !!! A-GIFT !!! A-GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT !!! [Lamú, same situation] All right, I've understood! I'm not def. [Ataru, now so much nervous] GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!! DAMNED ALIEN: AT LEAST, YOU COLD SAY <<THANK YOU>> !!!
A sudden cloud passed on the Sun, hiding it...... ... ... ... In that meantime, the other friends were still having sunbathing and amusing.
[Megane, joyful] WHO WANTS TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL ?!? [Perma, Chibi, Kakugari, Mendo, Tsubame, Inaba] I'M COMING !!! [Megane, joyful] EHI, LET ALSO THE WOMEN COME TO PLAY !!! [Ran, Shinobu, Oyuky, with fake shame] EEEEEEEEEEEK !! [Mendo, with joyful voice] Sakura San, come also you too. [Sakura, with clear voice, passing an hand in her long hairs] I'm sorry boys....but.......<<in my situation>>......I cannot play... [Mendo, wondering]....ehm.....Sakura San, what do you mean when you say 'in my situation' ?!? [Tsubame, rather whispering] I've asked to you to keep the secret.....
HEARING THOSE WORDS, EVERYBODY PREPEARED HIMSELF TO A GREAT SHOCK !!!
[Shinobu, with trembling voice] Gh....gh...gh.....ehm... . Sakura San, maybe it mean that.....that you.. [Sakura, moving slowly her hands] Yes, that's true............ I'M PREGNANT !!!! [ALL THE GUYS ' less Tsubame] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEK !!!! [ALL THE GIRLS] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOW !!! [Tsubame, with closed eyes and an hand behind the head] It mean also that soon we will be married. [EVERYBODY, CHEERING] CONGRATULATIONS !!!! [Ran, excited] Do you already know the sex of the baby ?!? [Sakura, with clear voice] It's impossible, it's too early....but.....the surprises arn't ended !!! [Mendo, with trembling voice] IT....IT MEAN THAT.... [Tsubame, with clear voice] THEY COULD BE TWINS !!!! [EVERYBODY ' less Tsubame] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEK !!!! [Shinobu, excited, talking to Inaba] Inaba, you already know the future of everybody ! What about.. [Inaba, rather ashamed] Shinobu, as you know, the future is full of doors, anyone with a different destiny ! All could be opened but only one will be !! I should have to know which ones she will decide to open.... [Oyuky, wondering] That's why Ataru decided in that way to have a walk with Lamú..... [Megane, so hilarious] That's right: HE'S NATURALLY ALLERGIC TO THE WEDDINGS !!!
Everybody laughted so much.
[Ran, with joyful voice] Oh, here they are. Lamú, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL WITH US ?!? [Lamú, wondering] Volleyball........ [now joyfull] I'M COMING !!
'OH MY GOD, WHAT'S GOING ON ?!?' was the thought of Ataru, 'SHE WAS EVEN SO WIMPY WHEN SHE PLAIED VOLLEYBALL !!!! SHE.....SHE IS REALLY BAD !!! DAMNED ALIEN, THIS MEAN THAT YOU'RE STILL THINKING TO THAT DUMB !!!!'
Now all the guys and girls were palying, except Sakura and Ataru, who was now swimming on the ocean.
But his mind was full of thought....(so inchoesives)
'DAMNED ALIEN, WHAT DO YOU THINK ?!? THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME ?!? .... IN ANY CASE......LOOSING YOU WON'T BE SO PAINFUL !!! I WILL BE FINALLY FREE......... EEEEEEEEEEK......I WILL BE ALSO AN UNEMPLOYED !!! WITHOUT A ROOF !!! WITHOUT MONEY !!!.......NO, NO, NO: WHAT THE FOOL I'M THINKING ?!?....WHY SHE'S DOING THIS TO ME ?!?....GRRRRRRRR, IF SHE'S THINKING THAT CAN BETRAY ME IN THIS WAY........I'LL GIVE BACK A GREAT PAY !!! YOU'LL SEE, DAMNED ALIEN, YOU'LL SEE !!! ....... NO ! NO ! NO! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE, IMPOSSIBLE !!! SHE WAS BORN JUST TO LOVE ME !! ME AND NOBODY ELSE !!! AND I WAS MADE FOR L..... ....gh...gh..gh..gh..... what the hell I'm thinking ?!?' [Megane, screaming from the waterline] ATARU, COME YOU TOO TO PLAY WITH US !!! [Ataru, with rather thired voice] Mind your business !!!
[ALL THE BOYS, SCREAMING WITH A FUNNY RINGMAROLE] ATARU-IS-PISSING !!! ATARU-IS-PISSING !!! ATARU-IS-PISSING !!
[Ataru, so nervous] I'VE SAIED MIND-YOUR-DAMNED-BUSINESS !!!! [All the guys, looking each other in their eyes, whispering] So......touch..........p ose....... [now screaming] ENGAGE !!!! [and entered everybody on the sea, running to catch Ataru] [Ataru, so scared] YEHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG !!!
ALL THE BOY CAME ON THE BEACH, SHOWING THE BATHING SUITE OF ATARU SO HIGH, AS A TROPHY !!!
... then they took a pole... ... ...they planted it in the middle of the beach... ... ... AND PUT THE BATHING SUITE ON THE TOP !!!
Everybody was rolling on the floor, laughting so much !!!
[Mendo, crying so much for the laugthing] SO, MOROBOSHI, IT'S EASY !!! COME RIGHT HERE AND CATCH YOUR BOXERS !!! THEY ARE OVER THERE !!!
A GREAT CROWD WAS NOW ON THE WATERLINE (with so much girls: anyone of them wasn't ashamed at all), WAITING FOR HIM, WHO WAS TOTALLY NAKED !!!
'You morons', was his thought, with an evil smile, 'you've offered me on a silver plate the right occasion to shake Lamú from her proposals of betraying !!!'
IN FACT... ... ...after some seconds.... ... ...ATARU, WITH LOW STEP, THE HANDS BEHIND THE HEAD AND WITH AN INCREDIBLE AND POWERFUL <<SET UP>> WENT OFF, TOTALLY NAKED, FROM THE SEA (*****)
[Ataru, same situation, with a wonderful smile] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, THE STAR MAKE HIS ENTRANCE !! THANK YOU FOR CHEERINGS !! THANK YOU, THANK YOU !!! I LOVE YOU ALL !! THE GIRLS CAN COME TO ASK ME FOR A DATE BUT, PLEASE, ANYONE HAS TO WAIT FOR HIS TIME !!! [and weared again the bathing suite]
Everybody laughted and cheered so much....
EVERYBODY LESS ONE !!!
IN FACT, Lamú WAS MISSING !!!
'DAMNED ALIEEEEEEEN, DAMNED ALIEEEEEEEEN, DAMNED ALIEEEEEEEEN' was his thought, 'ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !!! IN FACT, NOW IS TOO MUCH !!! WHEN YOU COME BACK I WILL SCRAG YOU !!! WAIT, WAIT FOR ME !!' ... .... .... Early in the afternoon, when the others were still having lunch, Oyuky was on the beach, alone.
[Lamú, suddenly arrived, whispering] Oyuky......Oyuky..... [Oyuky, so much surprised] Lamú, what's going on ? We were so worried for you..... [Lamú, suddenly arrived, whispering] Come....come wiht me.... [Oyuky, so much surprised] Why ? [Lamú, suddenly arrived, whispering] Come....hurry.....hurry. ...... ... ... .... Now the two girls were in a near bar, on the beach, having an ice cream.
[Lamú, gently] So, Oyuky, do you like the ocean ?!? [Oyuky, gently] Well, on Neptune it doesnt' exist anything like that: it's still moving, it's continously changing colours, it's so flavourfull....... when I think that the men are poisoning it, I really got angry: they don't know how much it's rare and precious a thing like that in the space.... [Lamú, gently] That's right !! [Oyuky, now curious] ... AND I THINK THAT THE OCEAN CAN ALSO CHANGE THE MIND OF THE PEOPLE, ISN'T IT ?!? [Lamú, gently, with closed eyes] IT'S SO EVIDENT ?!? [Oyuky, with clear voice] TOO MUCH EVIDENT !!! [now with gentle low, sweet voice] Lamú, what's going on ?!? Please, say the truth. [Lamú, siding her arms on the table and her head over them, with dreamy voice] Well..... I've never considered this opportunity .......but.......but.... . I HAVE TO ADMIT: HAVING AN HIDDEN DATE IS SO ROMANTIC !!! [Oyuky, TOP surprised] WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ?!? AN-HIDDEN-DATE ?!? [Lamú, same situation] That's right !!! [and took a large sigh, then put his arms behind her head] I just cannot concive in which way,,,,,,,but.....it have happened.......and...... .[now with joyful voice] I'VE LIKED IT SO MUCH !!!! [Oyuky, with an outland evil sight and voice] He's really so cute ?!? [Lamú, so touched] So cute, so kind, so romantic, so cool, so exciting..........[now with clear voice] I HAVE TO ADMIT: I'M SO EXCITED WHEN I THINK TO HIM !!! [Oyuky, even with an outland evil sight and voice] Lamú, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW ?!? [now with clear voice] I'M THINKING THAT YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING !!! AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS, IT WAS TIME THAT YOU GIVE BACK PAY TO ATARU !!
Lamú giggled.
[Oyuky, same voice and situation] So you're gona leave him ?!? [Lamú, wondering] Well......... [now with clear voice] NOT FOR NOW !!! [Oyuky, now wondering] Why ? [Lamú, wiht clear voice] Well....... [now with clear voice] IN THIS WAY IS MORE INTRIGUANT AND EXCITING TO HAVE AN HIDDEN DATE !! [Oyuky, so curious] But I just cannot image how much cool could be him... [Lamú, now joyful] It's easy to answer: THEY'RE COMING !!! AXEEEEEEL !!! EDDYYYY !!!! [Oyuky, now with serious voice] Lamú, what are your intentions ?!? [Lamú, rather ashamed] Well.......Eddy has saied to me that Axel wanted to come with him......so......he asked me about one of my friends...... [Oyuky, even with serious voice] Lamú, in this case, MAKE HIM KNOW THAT I'M COMING WITH YOU AS-A-FRIEND !!! AS-A-FRIEND-AND-NOTHING-ELSE !!! [Lamú, still joyful] Don't Worry [now screaming] AXEEEEEEEL, EDDYYYY !!!WE'RE HERE ! [Eddy, with clear voice] What I've saied ?!? She's really marvellous !!! [Axel, with clear voice too] ...and also her friend is really wonderfull !!!
The girls awaked, now they were in front of the guys, so close.
[Lamú, with joyful voice] Oyuky, this is Eddy and this is Axel !! [Oyuky, with gentle voice] Nice to meet you [and did a little bow] [Lamú, whispering to them] You have to know: SHE'S THE QUEEN OF NEPTUNE !! [Oyuky, so ashamed] Lamú....... please.... [and got red in her face]
Axel took gently the arm of Oyuky and kissed sweetly her hand.
[Axel, with grave voice] I'm really honored to know you........MY QUEEN [AND GAVE HER A GREAT, FLAMBING LOVABLE SIGHT]
'What the awesome guy' was the thought of Oyuky......
(TO BE CONTINUED)
(*****) AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL EPISODE !!!
SandStorm:
amazing, and somewhat, better than the original story! ;)
Jataru:
Lum making hidden dates?! I can wait for the next chapter.
GiovaneDinamitardo:
THANKS, THANKS TO EVERYBODY _/-\o_ _/-\o_
And you've also to consider this: THIS IS THE REAL Lamù (not her alter ego) !!!
SandStorm:
It can happen in the real life, to anyone of us... :P