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Miscellaneous => General Discussion => Topic started by: sidzero on April 07, 2008, 12:52:29 AM

Title: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: sidzero on April 07, 2008, 12:52:29 AM
Sad to say, not-so-living legend Charlton Heston, famous for more acting roles than I have thoughts in my head (and that's saying a lot) died last night. I think the former head of the NRA needs a fitting salute... by firing lots and lots of guns.

He's certainly to be missed.
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: MeganeMan on April 07, 2008, 01:25:29 AM
Aye, that he will, laddie.   :'(
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: FallinG_StaR on April 08, 2008, 03:39:38 AM
Who?

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...by firing lots and lots of guns.

He's certainly to be missed.

If he's dead... how can they miss him... do they have such terrible aim???

Hahaha... :-X

Sorry for that...  :-\
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: sidzero on April 08, 2008, 04:37:59 AM
Guns are made to kill people. Hard to kill a dead man. I guess.
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: UruseiNeo on April 08, 2008, 05:06:03 AM
They send the guys to go kill him, they exit the door, turn around and come back and say "Mission accomplished, sir!"

XD
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: DarkDevil on April 08, 2008, 03:20:58 PM
Quote from: sidzero on April 08, 2008, 04:37:59 AM
Guns are made to kill people. Hard to kill a dead man. I guess.
It's not always to kill. Sometimes is to scare.
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: sidzero on April 08, 2008, 05:41:16 PM
Scare... by the threat of death. That still doesn't change the fact that guns are made to kill.
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: FallinG_StaR on April 09, 2008, 12:31:19 AM
Quote from: sidzero on April 08, 2008, 04:37:59 AM
Guns are made to kill people. Hard to kill a dead man. I guess.

Still no one said they used guns to "kill" dead people... but I'm sure we can still shoot them in the coffin...

Btw, is it a crime to shoot a dead body??? XD
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: Kroptik on April 09, 2008, 02:37:53 AM
A moral crime at least... You'll be shuned by society if anyone finds out you're killing corpses.

Unless it comes back to life and tries to eat your brain, but that's a different story. ;D
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: veehive on April 09, 2008, 03:51:24 AM
"...is it a crime to shoot a dead body???"

Ummm .... "discharging a firearm within city limits" (if one is within city limits)

.... or maybe "mutilating a corpse" (I know I've heard something like that) ...?

It's a strange world.
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: Kroptik on April 09, 2008, 04:04:40 AM
Mutilation of a corpse is only law-breaking if the corpse is a part of a federal investigation.

Meaning you probably saw it on CSI. :P
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: sidzero on April 09, 2008, 07:15:28 AM
That reminds me of something... I remember when, a few years ago, they finally made necrophilia illegal in California.
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: Akazukin on April 09, 2008, 04:08:14 PM
Quote from: sidzero on April 09, 2008, 07:15:28 AM
That reminds me of something... I remember when, a few years ago, they finally made necrophilia illegal in California.
They did !? umm I gotta go umm... Bury some things see ya !
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: sidzero on April 09, 2008, 07:07:30 PM
Yes, in 2004. It was one of the first laws passed by The Governator.
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: Surudoi on April 09, 2008, 08:38:25 PM
yeah but laws are guidelines on what to follow...hehe
Title: Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
Post by: DarkDevil on April 09, 2008, 08:41:37 PM
true, but mostly to control the population.